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- 08:32 *** Scantron joined #site19
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- 08:32 Fluke How does the Foundation dispose of dead personnel?
- 08:32 Roget They feed them to the antishark
- 08:32 Fluke Ahaha, but seriously.
- 08:32 Fiestasheep WHAAT
- 08:32 Fiestasheep I think they just gas them
- 08:32 Eskool composting, surely
- 08:32 Piefish Set them on fire
- 08:32 Niight How do you think they feed D-Class..?
- 08:33 Eskool piefish, that is wicked unenvironmentalist
- 08:33 Fiestasheep I think they gas the D-class ;-;
- 08:33 Fiestasheep Not sure
- 08:33 Tagliafierro "I'm sorry ma'am, your husband died while serving his job as soldier/officer/firefighter."
- 08:33 Piefish The foundation don't give a f
- 08:33 Eskool fiesta, that is how the Foundation may or may not /make/ dead personnel
- 08:33 Tagliafierro I explained it.
- 08:33 Piefish Oh my god that could make a good joke scip
- 08:33 Eskool that is not how they /dispose/ of dead personnel
- 08:33 Tagliafierro I saw it in a tale once.
- 08:33 Roget I think that they give them to all the matter-destroying SCPs
- 08:33 Piefish Where the foundation have to be carbon neutral
- 08:33 Piefish and environmentally friendly
- 08:33 Roget just like they do with the matter made by the matter generating scps
- 08:34 Eskool like, the EPA is coming to inspect the Foundation's US sites
- 08:34 Roget Piefish: they've got solar panels to power the deadly, deadly lazers
- 08:34 Piefish "So since this whole forest is infected, we'll have to burn it" "no no no, you can;t do that. Think of the greenhouse gases and ecosystems it'll ruin!"
- 08:34 Eskool and the Foundation is just like "how did you know to look for us"
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- 08:34 Strife Incineration or general burial, depending on the existence of the deceased.
- 08:34 Eskool "oh, all EPA workers have the power to commune with the entire ecosystem all at once, duh"
- 08:34 Adelia That is a total Ghostbusters moment with the EPA
- 08:34 Piefish lol
- 08:34 Eskool "the booterflies told us youse was dirty polluters
- 08:34 Eskool "we are here to force you to give a hoot"
- 08:35 Roget Eskool: I may steal that and write something up
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- 08:35 Piefish "Attention employees. Due to our new Carbon Neutral status, we will be making a few changes. 1. no more burning of dead d-class employees. We have a compost heap set up. use that"
- 08:36 Roget 2. Please dispose of all papers in the blue bins, trash in the black bins, and eternally vomiting black, slick tentacles bursting from the muscley mass of eldritch abombinations in the red bins,
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- 08:37 Piefish lolololol
- 08:38 Scantron you could call it Code Green
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- 08:38 Roget I might write this in my computer class today
- 08:38 Piefish Do eet
- 08:39 Roget what would the object be
- 08:39 Roget Earth day?
- 08:42 Tagliafierro A meerkat, probably
- 08:42 Tagliafierro Or a mole.
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- 08:42 Roget okay
- 08:42 Tagliafierro But meerkats are super-duper-cute
- 08:43 Roget Im going to school now
- 08:43 Paroxysm Morning 19.
- 08:43 *** Roget is now known as Rogeducation
- 08:43 Tagliafierro I am at home
- 08:43 Paroxysm See ya Roget.
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