Preorder

Nothin' ever (ever) releases in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to play round here
I thought that I would emulate, and waste some time
Until a friend told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that brand new game
Only released in Japan? Well, somebody picked it up
And they’re gonna release it only on the Xbox
So we can finally have an exclusive on our console
Since then I've been trying to prepare (prepare)
I can barely play on steam or wash my hair
'Cause I'm so hyped and I really don’t care
I've been waiting since last June

For this launch day to finally arrive
I'm so hyped (hyped) now to renew Xbox Live
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be online
Well, I hope it comes out soon

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to pre-
Goin' to pre-or- I'm goin', really goin' to
Goin' (pre) I'm goin' to pre- oh yes, I'm goin' to
Pre-order!

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line

Gonna get me some vidya like DOOM
Want a video game for every single console in my house
See that DLC? Very, very soon
All of them will be all mine

Guys with fedoras, stalking down the aisles
Rows of vidya that goes on for miles and miles
Brand new doritos in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically

And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a green and purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a demo of Half Life 3

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to
Goin' to pre-or- I’m goin', really goin' to
Goin' (pre) Goin' to (pre) oh yes, I'm goin' to
Pre-order!

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to
Goin' to pre-or- I'm goin', really goin' to
Goin' (pre) I'm goin' to (pre) oh yes, I'm goin' to
Pre-order!