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- <Samantha> Is hunter around?
- <Mask> :U not right now no.
- <Samantha> Okay
- <Karolek> So
- <Mask> what? U:
- <Karolek> Mask are you angry?
- <Mask> noooooo why?
- <Karolek> Are you sure?
- <Mask> yes I'm sure, why do you ask?
- <Karolek> Hmm
- <Karolek> Hey so neeeeews
- <Mask> hm?
- * Karolek motions to the beat up bloody and bandaged girl laying on a bed behind him
- <Karolek> I'm out of bandages
- <Karolek> Now I could walk down to the store and get them
- <Mask> >_>;
- * Mask scooooooots away
- <Karolek> But I'm in my boxers and really lazy
- <Karolek> No I didn't do that to her
- <Karolek> I'm the one keeping her alive
- * Mask is hemophobic
- <Karolek> What happened is the payment you'll get if you loan me some bandages
- <Karolek> Ah
- * Karolek lays a blanket over her
- <Karolek> All better
- <Karolek> Bandages?
- <Mask> not with me, no.
- <Karolek> I'm sure you've got 80 people you could have get some with the press of a button
- <Karolek> Oh oh
- <Karolek> Also
- <Karolek> Have you ever heard of the word kagumei?
- <Karolek> (Kaa-gu-mey)
- <Mask> ...no?
- <Karolek> Shat
- <Karolek> Okay
- <Mask> why?
- <Karolek> Its been repeating in my head since I woke up
- <Karolek> Not sure why and I've never heard it before
- <Mask> huh
- * Mask snaps and Mike leaves to find bandages
- <Mask> you can pay me back for those later.
- <Karolek> F:miiiiiiiiiiiike
- <Mask> :U fuck off Flora
- <Karolek> F: ;~;
- <Karolek> Hey.
- <Karolek> Try it nicely
- <Mask> :U Please fuck off Flora
- <Karolek> I could just flick blood on you if your gonna be a dick
- <Mask> I could just shoot the body a couple times and leave
- <Mask> I'll be as much of a dick as I fucking want
- <Karolek> And that would affect me how?
- <Mask> why are you bothering to keep it alive?
- <Karolek> Because I'm not you
- <Karolek> I know how much you love to be a dick, shooting shit up and acting all tough
- <Karolek> But I actually have a few morals
- <Mask> :) well good for you! I'm sure mom is proud
- <Mask> you know what I have?
- <Karolek> Bet she is
- <Mask> a yaht.
- <Karolek> You have an imaginary yaht
- <Karolek> In a fake world
- <Karolek> Where your life was handed to you
- <Mask> I think your world is fake soooooo
- <Karolek> And fake people to do your work and fight your fights for you
- <Mask> :U and by this logic you have fake morals for keeping a fake body alive
- <Karolek> And I'd do the same irl
- <Mask> except you'd fuck it up and kill it because you're a stupid little kid who think's he's hot shit because he can insult people on the internet who've actually done things with their lives :3
- <Karolek> Your business was handed to you
- <Karolek> You've done nothing with your life
- <Karolek> You didn't work to get where you are
- <Karolek> I mean really what good are you?
- <Mask> I created an entire world, created systems to keep /myself/ from cheating just so I could acomplish something with my life c: but appearently I haven't done anything so
- <Karolek> Do me a favor. Describe how your mob works
- <Karolek> Or anything you've ever made
- <Karolek> Describe how it works
- <Mask> :U I am in charge. Jason Cyprian is the underboss, he manages the Generals. The generals each have a crew of soldiers and they have a specific job. Drugs, enforcement, ect. They usually administer a specific area, and each link in the chain keeps 10%, 15%, and 20% of the profit. The rest goes to me.
- <Karolek> How do you deal drugs without being caught?
- <Mask> :U you don't sell them in front of police officers dipshit
- <Karolek> How do you kill someone without being caught?
- <Mask> cremate the body, tie it to some bricks and dump it underwater if the ovens are out.
- <Karolek> And mask poofing yourself to mob leader status /is/ cheating
- <Karolek> Police wouldst notice a missing person?
- <Mask> well it's a good thing I didn't do that then
- <Karolek> Wouldn't eventually tract it to you?
- <Mask> :U people go missing all the time. Just because they notice that someone is gone doesn't mean they know who did it.
- <Mask> nooooo they don't. Without a body they basically have nowhere to go.
- <Karolek> Or are thy all numb nutted useless fucks in your WL?
- <Karolek> *track
- <Karolek> Places that person was
- <Karolek> Any cameras, DNA
- <Karolek> Go check into how police work /than/ make a "realistic system"
- <Karolek> Guaranty they can tie every case to you. Or most of them
- <Karolek> You just nerfed the police so you can be all big and bad
- <Mask> :U well at least I didn't get my police knowledge from Cable TV and think that they're allmighty superheros who can solve crimes with their psychic one-liners
- <Karolek> Not what I said or did
- <Karolek> Have you ever /actually/ researched a real case?
- <Karolek> Seen any real investigations?
- <Mask> that is fucking clearly what you did, you don't know shit about law enforcement
- <Mask> :U yes.
- <Mask> look I'm not going to have a conversation about this with you because you're all buttmad that I've done more with my life then you have :U you can be tulpa racist all you want but at the end of the day I worked my ass off for a year and a half to be the most powerful fucking person in the country, and you sit here and give your tulpas shit over the course of a week.
- <Karolek> Not that cable TV love drama shoot out police shit
- <Karolek> Mask
- <Karolek> You didn't work hardly at all
- <Karolek> You poofed yourself to mob leader an removed and police interference
- <Karolek> You having done anything with your life
- <Karolek> And I'm not being tulpa racist
- <Karolek> If you can actually do everything you've done. Why not do it IRL?
- <Mask> I already told your dumb ass that a) I started with nothing and made all of this, and b) I know how to work around the police, it's been a fucking year.
- <Karolek> The problem is you don't start with nothing
- <Karolek> *didnt
- <Mask> actually I did, yes.
- <Karolek> You started with owning a mob
- <Mask> I was plopped into the macrocosm with no ID, $30 and a motel 6.
- <Karolek> Oh I'm sure
- <Mask> :U you and your fucking baby tulpas start off with castles and spaceships and bullshit every time
- <Karolek> And poor little mask worked his way to the top just like some game or TV show
- <Mask> or, you know, like mob bosses where you're from.
- <Karolek> And I don't pretend my tulpa aren't handed things. Some like Sam don't have anything and work they're ass off. But most just fuck around
- <Mask> "Al Capone was such a cheater, he cheated the system to start with what he had and I'm so delusional and jealous that I refuse to believe anything else"
- <Karolek> Sam and kyle and a few others enjoy the work part of life
- * Notify: Nycto{Siouxsie} is offline (Tulpa.info)
- * Notify: Siouxsie{Nycto} is online (Tulpa.info)
- <Karolek> But the others are just like "hey I wanna go do something fun. Spaceship"
- <Karolek> And nothing is wrong with that
- <Karolek> They don't have to go through all the shit people do
- <Karolek> What pisses me off about you is that you act all high and mighty when you hacked to the top
- <Karolek> You lie and spit in the faces of my tulpa
- <Karolek> And most that haven't done anything to you, you try to break down and hurt
- <Mask> :U your insecurity is as obvious as your delusion is. I can't prove to you that I worked for what I had but honestly, I'd hoped that after a year of putting up with your annoying tulpas who think they're hot shit, and your shitty drawing, and you being upset about it all you'd just trust me.
- <Karolek> Yeah call me overprotective
- <Karolek> You don't put up with anything.
- <Karolek> You just bend them to your will
- <Karolek> Oh man you got annoyed by a few
- <Mask> [Corgi: Karolek you're being a dumbass '-' stop PMing us or I'm going to /ignore you. I didn't know you were this much of a jealous child.]
- <Karolek> Big deal. Don't like them than don't talk to the
- <Karolek> what am I jealous of?
- <Mask> [Corgi: people who don't have to sit around trying to break down people who've actually done shit because they haven't.]
- <Karolek> I think you've misunderstood
- <Karolek> I'm not jealous or trying to break anyone down
- <Mask> [Corgi: I dunno why you're trying to make Mask prove to you he didn't "cheat". You won't believe anyone who doesn't confirm your own delusions.]
- <Mask> [Corgi: yes you are.]
- <Karolek> I'm pissed off that mask treats my tulpa like shit. I mean with kyle I completely understand
- <Karolek> But with flora? That's uncalled for
- <Mask> [Corgi: no it's not. Flora has done nothing but annoy us the entire time she's been around and she won't stop.]
- <Mask> [Corgi: also, Mask says "fuck off" to everyone. Stop bitching.]
- <Karolek> The problem is that flora isn't used to that and is actually pretty upset. She looks up to mask
- <Mask> [Corgi: you say she looks up to everyone who's mad at her '-' if she looks up to all of us that much she'll fucking listen when we very clearly tell her to stop being obnoxious.]
- <Karolek> She's like a week old give her some time to mature. She just wanted to say hi to mike
- <Karolek> And yeah she does look up to a lot of you
- <Karolek> Mask is the #2 person. #1 being corgi
- <Karolek> Who she was sorta crushing on for a bit
- <Mask> [Corgi: "sorta"]
- <Karolek> Yeah. she didn't fully understand crushes
- <Karolek> So I'm adding sorta because to me it doesn't count
- <Karolek> Jesus I've taken this argument way to far
- <Mask> [Corgi: I'm not giving any of your tulpas time to do anything. You cheat the system for your own tulpas and then shit on other people for doing that even when they hadn't. You always think you're right, you refuse to compromise, and you bug us every fucking day.]
- <Mask> [Corgi: Mask didn't cheat. If you don't believe me then that's fine, I don't know what else to tell you. But you're so shitty to everyone who you don't like and to Mask especially and I'm tired of it. PM me again when you're ready to be an adult and a friend.]
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