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Nov 23rd, 2014
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  1. <Samantha> Is hunter around?
  2. <Mask> :U not right now no.
  3. <Samantha> Okay
  4. <Karolek> So
  5. <Mask> what? U:
  6. <Karolek> Mask are you angry?
  7. <Mask> noooooo why?
  8. <Karolek> Are you sure?
  9. <Mask> yes I'm sure, why do you ask?
  10. <Karolek> Hmm
  11. <Karolek> Hey so neeeeews
  12. <Mask> hm?
  13. * Karolek motions to the beat up bloody and bandaged girl laying on a bed behind him
  14. <Karolek> I'm out of bandages
  15. <Karolek> Now I could walk down to the store and get them
  16. <Mask> >_>;
  17. * Mask scooooooots away
  18. <Karolek> But I'm in my boxers and really lazy
  19. <Karolek> No I didn't do that to her
  20. <Karolek> I'm the one keeping her alive
  21. * Mask is hemophobic
  22. <Karolek> What happened is the payment you'll get if you loan me some bandages
  23. <Karolek> Ah
  24. * Karolek lays a blanket over her
  25. <Karolek> All better
  26. <Karolek> Bandages?
  27. <Mask> not with me, no.
  28. <Karolek> I'm sure you've got 80 people you could have get some with the press of a button
  29. <Karolek> Oh oh
  30. <Karolek> Also
  31. <Karolek> Have you ever heard of the word kagumei?
  32. <Karolek> (Kaa-gu-mey)
  33. <Mask> ...no?
  34. <Karolek> Shat
  35. <Karolek> Okay
  36. <Mask> why?
  37. <Karolek> Its been repeating in my head since I woke up
  38. <Karolek> Not sure why and I've never heard it before
  39. <Mask> huh
  40. * Mask snaps and Mike leaves to find bandages
  41. <Mask> you can pay me back for those later.
  42. <Karolek> F:miiiiiiiiiiiike
  43. <Mask> :U fuck off Flora
  44. <Karolek> F: ;~;
  45. <Karolek> Hey.
  46. <Karolek> Try it nicely
  47. <Mask> :U Please fuck off Flora
  48. <Karolek> I could just flick blood on you if your gonna be a dick
  49. <Mask> I could just shoot the body a couple times and leave
  50. <Mask> I'll be as much of a dick as I fucking want
  51. <Karolek> And that would affect me how?
  52. <Mask> why are you bothering to keep it alive?
  53. <Karolek> Because I'm not you
  54. <Karolek> I know how much you love to be a dick, shooting shit up and acting all tough
  55. <Karolek> But I actually have a few morals
  56. <Mask> :) well good for you! I'm sure mom is proud
  57. <Mask> you know what I have?
  58. <Karolek> Bet she is
  59. <Mask> a yaht.
  60. <Karolek> You have an imaginary yaht
  61. <Karolek> In a fake world
  62. <Karolek> Where your life was handed to you
  63. <Mask> I think your world is fake soooooo
  64. <Karolek> And fake people to do your work and fight your fights for you
  65. <Mask> :U and by this logic you have fake morals for keeping a fake body alive
  66. <Karolek> And I'd do the same irl
  67. <Mask> except you'd fuck it up and kill it because you're a stupid little kid who think's he's hot shit because he can insult people on the internet who've actually done things with their lives :3
  68. <Karolek> Your business was handed to you
  69. <Karolek> You've done nothing with your life
  70. <Karolek> You didn't work to get where you are
  71. <Karolek> I mean really what good are you?
  72. <Mask> I created an entire world, created systems to keep /myself/ from cheating just so I could acomplish something with my life c: but appearently I haven't done anything so
  73. <Karolek> Do me a favor. Describe how your mob works
  74. <Karolek> Or anything you've ever made
  75. <Karolek> Describe how it works
  76. <Mask> :U I am in charge. Jason Cyprian is the underboss, he manages the Generals. The generals each have a crew of soldiers and they have a specific job. Drugs, enforcement, ect. They usually administer a specific area, and each link in the chain keeps 10%, 15%, and 20% of the profit. The rest goes to me.
  77. <Karolek> How do you deal drugs without being caught?
  78. <Mask> :U you don't sell them in front of police officers dipshit
  79. <Karolek> How do you kill someone without being caught?
  80. <Mask> cremate the body, tie it to some bricks and dump it underwater if the ovens are out.
  81. <Karolek> And mask poofing yourself to mob leader status /is/ cheating
  82. <Karolek> Police wouldst notice a missing person?
  83. <Mask> well it's a good thing I didn't do that then
  84. <Karolek> Wouldn't eventually tract it to you?
  85. <Mask> :U people go missing all the time. Just because they notice that someone is gone doesn't mean they know who did it.
  86. <Mask> nooooo they don't. Without a body they basically have nowhere to go.
  87. <Karolek> Or are thy all numb nutted useless fucks in your WL?
  88. <Karolek> *track
  89. <Karolek> Places that person was
  90. <Karolek> Any cameras, DNA
  91. <Karolek> Go check into how police work /than/ make a "realistic system"
  92. <Karolek> Guaranty they can tie every case to you. Or most of them
  93. <Karolek> You just nerfed the police so you can be all big and bad
  94. <Mask> :U well at least I didn't get my police knowledge from Cable TV and think that they're allmighty superheros who can solve crimes with their psychic one-liners
  95. <Karolek> Not what I said or did
  96. <Karolek> Have you ever /actually/ researched a real case?
  97. <Karolek> Seen any real investigations?
  98. <Mask> that is fucking clearly what you did, you don't know shit about law enforcement
  99. <Mask> :U yes.
  100. <Mask> look I'm not going to have a conversation about this with you because you're all buttmad that I've done more with my life then you have :U you can be tulpa racist all you want but at the end of the day I worked my ass off for a year and a half to be the most powerful fucking person in the country, and you sit here and give your tulpas shit over the course of a week.
  101. <Karolek> Not that cable TV love drama shoot out police shit
  102. <Karolek> Mask
  103. <Karolek> You didn't work hardly at all
  104. <Karolek> You poofed yourself to mob leader an removed and police interference
  105. <Karolek> You having done anything with your life
  106. <Karolek> And I'm not being tulpa racist
  107. <Karolek> If you can actually do everything you've done. Why not do it IRL?
  108. <Mask> I already told your dumb ass that a) I started with nothing and made all of this, and b) I know how to work around the police, it's been a fucking year.
  109. <Karolek> The problem is you don't start with nothing
  110. <Karolek> *didnt
  111. <Mask> actually I did, yes.
  112. <Karolek> You started with owning a mob
  113. <Mask> I was plopped into the macrocosm with no ID, $30 and a motel 6.
  114. <Karolek> Oh I'm sure
  115. <Mask> :U you and your fucking baby tulpas start off with castles and spaceships and bullshit every time
  116. <Karolek> And poor little mask worked his way to the top just like some game or TV show
  117. <Mask> or, you know, like mob bosses where you're from.
  118. <Karolek> And I don't pretend my tulpa aren't handed things. Some like Sam don't have anything and work they're ass off. But most just fuck around
  119. <Mask> "Al Capone was such a cheater, he cheated the system to start with what he had and I'm so delusional and jealous that I refuse to believe anything else"
  120. <Karolek> Sam and kyle and a few others enjoy the work part of life
  121. * Notify: Nycto{Siouxsie} is offline (Tulpa.info)
  122. * Notify: Siouxsie{Nycto} is online (Tulpa.info)
  123. <Karolek> But the others are just like "hey I wanna go do something fun. Spaceship"
  124. <Karolek> And nothing is wrong with that
  125. <Karolek> They don't have to go through all the shit people do
  126. <Karolek> What pisses me off about you is that you act all high and mighty when you hacked to the top
  127. <Karolek> You lie and spit in the faces of my tulpa
  128. <Karolek> And most that haven't done anything to you, you try to break down and hurt
  129. <Mask> :U your insecurity is as obvious as your delusion is. I can't prove to you that I worked for what I had but honestly, I'd hoped that after a year of putting up with your annoying tulpas who think they're hot shit, and your shitty drawing, and you being upset about it all you'd just trust me.
  130. <Karolek> Yeah call me overprotective
  131. <Karolek> You don't put up with anything.
  132. <Karolek> You just bend them to your will
  133. <Karolek> Oh man you got annoyed by a few
  134. <Mask> [Corgi: Karolek you're being a dumbass '-' stop PMing us or I'm going to /ignore you. I didn't know you were this much of a jealous child.]
  135. <Karolek> Big deal. Don't like them than don't talk to the
  136. <Karolek> what am I jealous of?
  137. <Mask> [Corgi: people who don't have to sit around trying to break down people who've actually done shit because they haven't.]
  138. <Karolek> I think you've misunderstood
  139. <Karolek> I'm not jealous or trying to break anyone down
  140. <Mask> [Corgi: I dunno why you're trying to make Mask prove to you he didn't "cheat". You won't believe anyone who doesn't confirm your own delusions.]
  141. <Mask> [Corgi: yes you are.]
  142. <Karolek> I'm pissed off that mask treats my tulpa like shit. I mean with kyle I completely understand
  143. <Karolek> But with flora? That's uncalled for
  144. <Mask> [Corgi: no it's not. Flora has done nothing but annoy us the entire time she's been around and she won't stop.]
  145. <Mask> [Corgi: also, Mask says "fuck off" to everyone. Stop bitching.]
  146. <Karolek> The problem is that flora isn't used to that and is actually pretty upset. She looks up to mask
  147. <Mask> [Corgi: you say she looks up to everyone who's mad at her '-' if she looks up to all of us that much she'll fucking listen when we very clearly tell her to stop being obnoxious.]
  148. <Karolek> She's like a week old give her some time to mature. She just wanted to say hi to mike
  149. <Karolek> And yeah she does look up to a lot of you
  150. <Karolek> Mask is the #2 person. #1 being corgi
  151. <Karolek> Who she was sorta crushing on for a bit
  152. <Mask> [Corgi: "sorta"]
  153. <Karolek> Yeah. she didn't fully understand crushes
  154. <Karolek> So I'm adding sorta because to me it doesn't count
  155. <Karolek> Jesus I've taken this argument way to far
  156. <Mask> [Corgi: I'm not giving any of your tulpas time to do anything. You cheat the system for your own tulpas and then shit on other people for doing that even when they hadn't. You always think you're right, you refuse to compromise, and you bug us every fucking day.]
  157. <Mask> [Corgi: Mask didn't cheat. If you don't believe me then that's fine, I don't know what else to tell you. But you're so shitty to everyone who you don't like and to Mask especially and I'm tired of it. PM me again when you're ready to be an adult and a friend.]
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