Questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
	Closed.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
	Never been to a hotel. I almost certainly would though.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
	Out.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
	...People do that? Why in the world would someone do that?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
	No.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
	No.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
	I'd die from both.
8: Do you have freckles?
	No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
	I never smile.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
	People.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
	Yes.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
	Never been in the woods.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
	See #12.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
	No.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
	Yes.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
	One.
17: What size is your bed?
	A double bed.
18: What is your Song of the week?
	None.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
	Of course.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
	Of course.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
	I don't know.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
	I wouldn't.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
	D-cup. I never bother to remember more than that.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
	Ew, meat.
25: What is your favorite food?
	Any of the things I eat regularly. Particularly high-energy foods.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
	None that I know of.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
	Jo.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
	No.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
	Sure, why not.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
	I can't recall ever doing so.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
	No.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
	I can't drive.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
	See #32.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
	Food sandwich.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
	Food.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
	10pm.
37: Are you lazy?
	Matter of definition. I like to think not.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
	I didn't.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
	Monkey, apparently.
40: Are you horny?
	Not particularly.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
	No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
	Who the what now?
43: Are you stubborn?
	A bit, I guess.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
	Who?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
	No.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
	No.
47: Do you sing in the car?
	No.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
	No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
	No.
50: Ever used a gun?
	See #5.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
	I can't recall any instance that I did actually.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
	Yes.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
	No.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
	A what?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
	None.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
	I didn't. I was too worried about the present to think about the future.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
	No.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
	A couple of times.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
	No.
60: Wear slippers?
	No.
61: Wear a bath robe?
	No.
62: What do you wear to bed?
	I have some thin pyjamas for when I remember to wear them.
63: First concert?
	None.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
	England.
65: Nike or Adidas?
	Who cares.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
	England.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
	Peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
	No.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
	No.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
	I don't have any intent to marry.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
	Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
	Not a spelling /bee/, but a spelling contest.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
	No.
74: Own any record albums?
	No.
75: Own a record player?
	No.
76: Regularly burn incense?
	No.
77: Ever been in love?
	Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
	I wouldn't.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
	I didn't.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
	Neither.
81: Tea or coffee?
	Neither.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
	Sugar, I suppose, given I've never had the latter and they aren't sold here.
83: Can you swim well?
	I can't swim at all.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
	There are people who can't?
85: Are you patient?
	Yes.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
	No.
87: Ever won a contest?
	A couple of times, but nothing serious.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
	No. I might hypothetically get one to get rid of scars or something if it was relatively simple and safe.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
	Neither.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
	No.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
	I don't know.
92: Do you want to get married?
	No.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
	I'm not.
94: Who was your HS crush?
	Didn't have one.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
	No, seems childish.
96: Do you have kids?
	No.
97: Do you want kids?
	See #50.
98: Whats your favorite color?
	Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
	Yes.