get fucked sandow.

holy shit kane is hench atm. well played.

talking of hench who the fuck is this bulgarian matey. scrap that. look at this kick shit. i like it.

"every 90 seconds another illegal comes across the border" racist swagger is my favourite thing ever.

the crowd is chanting usa because they're attacking the bulgarian. racist crowd is my favourite thing ever.

i just realised the bulgarian is built like a tank. there is no way this guy doesn't get pushed immediately. incoming another xavier woods squash match.

goooooooooldust. incoming rhodes breakup.

OH HERE COMES THE KOFI SPOT. IS HE GONNA FUCK UP. THIS IS A BIT OF AN ASKOOOOH. KOFI THE GOD.

here's another shield. only reigns left. so reigns splitting off pretty much confirmed. Comes in and eliminates them both.

lol. dat r-truth showing. the quickest thing ever. and there goes one of the usos. seems weird they wouldn't be in at the same time.

god bless kofi spots. he can do nothing all year for me as long as he's in the rumble.

BIG DADDY HAIR DYE. AWWWWWSHIT. and now ambrose is gently hugging his leg. intriguing tactic.

REIGNSTIME. DAT FUCKING ENTRANCE. floor to canvas drop kick. god bless. damn. dat throw. jesus. these spears.

the great khali is still employed? wtf? what a great showing. might've been quicker than rtruths.

HAHA. there's the rhodes break up.

OOHSHIT. SHEMAUS TIME SON. god bless. i'll be bored of you soon but thank god you're back for now. wouldn't mind Sheamus v Reigns, but it'd be face v face so eh.

YEAH. it's the miz. i love cannon fodder. he's looking so much older than I remember him.

ambrose continuing the newly innovated "Hug their leg ineffectively" tactic

who the fuck are el torito. SCRAP THAT. MIDGET WRESTLER. I'M INSTANTLY IN LOVE. and a punk comedy bit. nice. YES. THE ELIMINATION. GOD BLESS.NOOOO. PUT HIM DOWN REIGNS. RIP.

"You could time it yourself, but they stole your watch" Seriously. One of the best gimmicks ever. AND CASTAGNOLI! WOOPWOOP. dat swing.

harper. man there are so many tag teams in this thing. is the singles scene really that sparse at the moment?

JBL. MA BOI. SUP. eliminated in like 3 seconds. gotta be. yep, there he goes

loving the comeback of the european uppercuts from cesaro.

cm punk has done fuck in the 42 minutes he's been in.

oh yeaaah. batista. i definitely care about this. man he's looking so small. i guess he's athletic now rather than anabolic.

oh wow. big e is so oiled up.

the daniel bryan chants. aw shit. pls. pls surprise 30 entrant. come on bro.

oh. rey. fair enough. but seriously who cares anymore. haha, the boos, awesome. this crowd is fantastic.

punk with the most awkward fail over the ropes so far this rumble. and the boos continue. creative can't ignore this for long surely. and peace big e.

THE SUPERMAN PUNCH. AND THE AMBROSE ATTEMPT. CAN'T WAIT FOR THTHERE IT IS. REIGNS TIME SON. good run of spots here. oh. the kane thing. pls no Kane v Punk fued. No one needs that shit. No one benefits.

Reigns/Batista/Sheamus. Head says batista. Wish it wasn't. But let's be honest. It will be. Oh well. At least Reigns starts his singles run now.

i'm loving Bastita's super snazzy red shoes.

"NO. NO. NO. NO" agreed crowd. agreed.

oh man. the crowd has turned so hard. these poor guys in the ring. it ain't their fault.

wow, they really are going to push Reigns for this. He ain't gonna win, but last 2 is pretty fucking great.

and a reigns chant. nice. shittiest spear ever. well done batista. AND THERE'S A SPEAR.

really? that's how he goes out? the reversal throw thing? wow. disappointing. oh well. good set up for Reigns I guess. and they seriously need to do something with Bryan right now. He is. so. fucking. over with the crowd right now. please don't ignore this.