gift items

potted cactus
daisy
potted fern
tulip
Venus flytrap
all-purpose flower
exotic orchid
long-stemmed rose
gilded lily
deadly nightshade
black lotus
stuffed can of asparagus
stuffed dodecapede
stuffed ghuol whelp
stuffed zmobie
Raggedy Hippy doll
stuffed stab bat
apathetic lizardman doll
stuffed yeti
stuffed Mob Penguin
stuffed sabre-toothed lime
giant stuffed bugbear
mugcake
urinal cake
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake
personalized birthday cake
three-tiered wedding cake
babycakes
blue velvet cake
congratulatory cake
angel-food cake
devil's-food cake
birthday party jellybean cheesecake
white balloon
green balloon
heart-shaped balloon
anniversary balloon
Mylar balloon
Kevlar balloon
thought balloon
rat head balloon
mini-zeppelin
Mr. Balloon
red balloon
tapped black lotus
double daisy
miniature stuffed Goth Giant
Valentine's Day cake
arrow'd heart balloon
whoopie cushion
fake fake vomit
explosion-flavored chewing gum
clown hammer
rubber emo roe
yellow snowcone
magical ice cube with a fly in it
calle de miel with a fly in it
rockin' wagon with a fly in it
perpendicular hula with a fly in it
slap and tickle with a fly in it
bag of airline peanuts
fake hand
wind-up chattering teeth
joybuzzer
pet rock "Snooty" disguise
jazz soap
tangarita with a fly in it
mandarina colada with a fly in it
prussian cathouse with a fly in it
Mae West with a fly in it
pet rock "Groucho" disguise
defective skull
Amulet of Yendor
stuffed cocoabo
stuffed baby gravy fairy
stuffed flaming gravy fairy
stuffed frozen gravy fairy
stuffed stinky gravy fairy
stuffed spooky gravy fairy
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy
stuffed astral badger
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
stuffed hand turkey
stuffed snowy owl
stuffed scary death orb
stuffed mind flayer
stuffed undead elbow macaroni
stuffed angry cow
stuffed Cheshire bitten
stuffed yo-yo
rubber WWJD? bracelet
rubber WWBD? bracelet
rubber WWSPD? bracelet
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet
heart necklace
right half of a heart necklace
left half of a heart necklace
diamond necklace
spade necklace
club necklace
x-ray specs
encoder ring
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses
bouquet of circular saw blades
Better Than Cuddling Cake
stuffed ninja snowman
mood ring
black candy heart
cymbal syrup
stuffed Hodgman
flavored foot massage oil
foam dart
black-and-blue light
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
cheap studded belt
personal massager
personalized coffee mug
blue plasma ball
stick-on eyebrow piercing
blended frozen swill with a fly in it
stuffed Meat
stuffed treasure chest
stuffed key
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
stuffed monocle
stuffed mink
stuffed teddy butler
stuffed martini
stuffed crazy bastard sword
stuffed tin of caviar
bejeweled cufflinks
garish pinky ring
giant designer sunglasses
fancy opera glasses
designer handbag
peanut brittle shield
Red Rover BB gun
red-and-green sweater
Crimbo Candy Cookbook
Jack-in-the-box
walrus ice cream
beautiful soup
eggman noodles
Vial of jus de larmes
Humpty Dumplings
Lobster qua Grill
missing wine
puff of smoke
insane tophat
helm of the white knight
wristwatch of the white knight
trousers of the white knight
stuffed porpoise
stuffed pocketwatch
stuffed bandersnatch
stuffed caterpillar
stuffed walrus
stuffed carpenter
stuffed dodo
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
Unmotivator: Success Warrior
Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
gift-a-pult
best joke ever
mysterious present
boxing-glove-in-a-box
the finger
innuendo
giant diamond ring
plush alielf
plush dogcat
plush hamsterpus
plush ferrelf
plush alien hamsterpus
plush mutated alielf
plush mutated alielephant
sorority girl's box
stuffed club
Microplushie: Otakulone
Microplushie: Hippylase
Microplushie: Bropane
Microplushie: Sororitrate
Microplushie: Gothochondria
Microplushie: Raverdrine
Microplushie: Hobomosome
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
Microplushie: Dorkonide
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
Microplushie: Hipsterine
warbear requisition box
warbear officer requisition box
That 70s Cologne
Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
Puffstone cigar
Conspiracy™ mascara
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"