Some Snakemike Memefic (A Non-Working Title))

"LOCAL ZOO ANIMALS ESCAPE!", so said the Idaho Inexorable. Nobody bothered asking why the writers were always spooked. That's a different news story in itself though.

	A small blue security hat poked out from above the carefully-balanced open newspaper on the desk. The latest model of Toy Chica came parading in, slamming their reflective plastic-esque hands onto the table. The table slightly shook, and the newspaper fell to reveal a snake wearing a guard hat. The snake's forked tongue darted out inquisitively.

The robot only stared intently at the registered runaway.
"I'm here to escort you out of the building and turn you over to the authorities, sweetie." She emphasized with a touch of venom.
Her beak and eyes fell off and out. She reached over to apprehend the snake, only to realize the snake jumped at her. Their fang latched onto her titty, injecting venom. It released and slithered off to parts unknown, the hat it wore barely staying on its tail.
"HEY, that's where I keep my lubricant you lousy-"
Her gears started to grind noisily, a bit of smoke started to billow from her chassis. Being programmed by management to be as kid-friendly as possible, there was only one thing she could utter to state her feelings of impotent rage.
"F!"
Her frame continued to pile on the smoke, the mechanical screams only intensified.

	Meanwhile, the Mangle and the snake had a heart-to-heart date over a plate of spaghetti. They had a lot in common being thin, noodle-like creatures that could not eat spaghetti. She would ask things in pure static and the snake would only stick out their forked tongue. The passion was heated. She didn't take it too well when she found out he was a security guard, and successfully apprehended the escaped snake via entanglement. The authorities remarked that the robot almost seemed to blush a little but decided not to ask because "it's a freakin' robot". The feelings of a robotic noodle fox are a complicated beast of their own.

Toy Chica's insides were thoroughly cleaned of coagulated lubricant substance.
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The next week's newspaper headline read "EXTREMELY SMART SNAKE ESCAPES HIGH TECH FACILITY! SHADOW MOSES ZOO STAFF BAFFLED!"