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for a full dinner[1]:

cut up 8 oz fresh mozzarella cheese[2] into bite-sized pieces
allow cheese to reach room temperature
or use oven on VERY LOW temp to accelerate process
do not let cheese melt, even a little

put 1 tbsp olive oil in a saucepan
put one cup (250 grams) "Meijer Naturals Creamy Vodka Sauce"[3] in the saucepan
put in 2-6 cloves[4] of garlic, finely chopped or crushed/pressed in the saucepan
bring contents of pan to a simmer, simmer slowly for 8-10 minutes

as prepared, contains:
    939 calories (kcal)
    72 g fat
    48 g protein
    16 g total carbohydrates
    12 g net carbs

notes:

[1] for a lighter meal/snack, halve all quantities

[2] you can use any kind you want, but the Wisconsin-made brand pictured here will cost about half as much as most other kinds: http://i.imgur.com/qGSKxiS.png

[3] if you don't have a Meijer supermarket, try to find a vodka sauce you like. here are the facts and figures for the brand referenced: http://i.imgur.com/vWVK8c7.png http://i.imgur.com/rXPgLVY.png

[4] two cloves won't make it strongly garlicy. six cloves will.