AH. HELL. NAW.

[20:27] <~Mons> THE APPOINTED DAY
[20:28] <~Mons> yes, coriander and heels are present too. Present where? Well, GHOST HOUSE is the best place for stuff like this, so the new judge set up a temporary office under a floorboard.
06[20:31] * Beatrice is waiting paitently at the apointed floorboard, thinking nothing odd about this.
[20:31] <Isabella> (So remind me exactly what we're doing?)
06[20:32] * Mikaela enters the dorm with her new hammer slung over one shoulder, turning toward Trice with a confused look. "Uh, so where's the judge at?"
[20:33] <Beatrice> (I was actually gonna ask how aware you are OOC)
[20:33] <Beatrice> (From what I understand, get drawn into beatrice's head.)
[20:33] <Beatrice> "Right here, I believe," she points at the floor
[20:34] <~Mons> The board pops off and the top of the huge orange jellyfish pokes through. 7<Yeeees. You brought the convicted? And the head it is contained within?>
[20:34] <Mikaela> "What."
06[20:35] * Mikaela looks down at the judge then up at Trice again. "Yup. I 'spose."
[20:35] <Beatrice> "It's not zat unusual, is it?"
[20:35] <Beatrice> "Yes, yes, I'm here."
06[20:35] * Isabella is there, though not entirely sure of things.
[20:36] <Mikaela> "I kinda figured the judge would take up a more dignified office, y'know? Maybe haunt one o' Ironside's contraptions or somethin'."
[20:36] <Mikaela> "No offense meant of course. Just sayin', you gotta choice of all the dorm an' you chose a floorboard?"
[20:36] <~Mons> 7<Those things smell awful.>
[20:36] <Beatrice> "Well zere are vacant rooms, but," shrug
[20:38] <~Mons> 7<Now! You all will be transported into a funny little place directly on the border of the Reverse World where this girl's consciousness is represented physically.>
[20:38] <Isabella> "Well, this sounds lovely."
[20:39] <~Mons> 7<What are you doing here? Oh well, you can come along too.>
[20:39] <Beatrice> "She is one of my room mates, your honor."
[20:39] <Mikaela> "Doesn't it Bella?" Mika clears her throat. "We won the right to aid our friend in her trial, y'know."
[20:40] <Mikaela> "By uh, beatin' the shit outta all the other jurors in the first trial." Mika coughs. "Remember?"
[20:40] <Beatrice> "To be honest I do not know quite what to zink of zis myself, but it was ze court's ruling."
[20:41] <Mikaela> (oh to clarify, Mika's statement was directed at the judge)
[20:41] <Mikaela> (sinnnnnce, Bella wasn't there for the trial itself)
[20:41] <~Mons> 7<Slightly more complicated than just an exorcism because of your nature, I'm afraid. Especially given that Our Lord is having his property returned.>
[20:42] <Isabella> "Wellll, as long as I'm here..."
[20:42] <Isabella> "Anything to help Bea, and all."
[20:43] <Beatrice> "It is apreciated, Bella.  I do not see Pandamonium being evicted easily."
[20:43] <Beatrice> "He is pretty well rooted in...uhm...here." Taps her head.
[20:44] <Mikaela> "It'd be easier if we could just construct some sorta giant ghost vacuum and suck 'im outta there." Mika taps her foot.
[20:45] <Beatrice> "How exactly do we begin zis, your honor?"
[20:45] <~Mons> 7<Like this.>
[20:45] <~Mons> BPPPZZZT
[20:45] <~Mons> WAP
[20:47] <~Mons> Wow this scenery is GLOOMY. and silly. You know the idea, the creaky old cabin in a forest of dead trees that all have faces... And they all DO have faces, every one of them twisted into the most creepy-ridiculous expressions. Even the sun, pure black as it is, has a pattern of spots going :D and shining an eye-irritating light down that makes things seem like a photo negative almost.
[20:48] <~Mons> The Spiritomb itself sits on the cabin's front porch, in as much as anything without legs sits.
06[20:48] * Isabella blinkblinkblink
06[20:48] * Beatrice looks around. "Oh, much more pleasant zan I imagined."
[20:49] <Isabella> "Oh, this seems a bit different than before... maybe."
[20:49] <Mikaela> "So uh," Mika looks around, squinting at the :D sun. "Nice pad y'got in your head."
[20:49] <Mikaela> "Wonder what mine's like. Or Bella's." Mika turns to her with a pondering glance.
[20:50] <Beatrice> "It could use a few luminescent, preditorial eyes and glowing wisps but...hm," she looks to the spiritomb.
[20:50] <~Mons> POP there they are
[20:51] <~Mons> Also if she has anything stuck in her head it's the background noise on repeat, or at least as much of it as she remembers. Missing sounds and lyrics included. Sure is a brain.
[20:51] <Mikaela> (TRAIN TRAIN I RABU MAI STATION)
[20:51] <~Mons> "So you're here. Out to get me out, which means technically I'm REALLY a criminal now!"
[20:52] <Beatrice> (don't you even start.)
[20:53] <Isabella> "So you're the one behind all that, huh? Tsk, tsk, tsk." she shakes her head. "Well, now what?"
[20:53] <Isabella> "And myhead? Oh, I dunno. Maybe you'll get to see one of these days."
[20:54] <Mikaela> "Oh? That'll be somethin'."
[20:54] <~Mons> "Now? NOW I make MY case. On some level, you're gonna want me in here."
[20:54] <Beatrice> "Indeed we are, Pandemonium," she steps up to the house slowly.  "I recall asking you such during ze trial, and suffice to say you were not exactly convincing."
[20:54] <Mikaela> "Uh, Trice, whatcha think we oughta do? Smash 'im? That how it works?"
[20:55] <Beatrice> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk25iAmpfME&feature=fvwrel perfect.)
[20:55] <~Mons> "Hey, maybe not all of me even! The old lizard can take bits and pieces to make him happy, and the bits that can help you get to stay."
[20:56] <Isabella> "I wonder what it's like, splitting off parts of yourself like that."
[20:56] <Beatrice> "And why exactly would I prefer zis?"
[20:56] <~Mons> "Hmmmm."
[20:56] <Beatrice> "Well, he is not a single entity to begin with, Bella, but a collection of souls."
[20:57] <~Mons> "Too long to explain. Maybe you wanna hear what the individual bits have to offer? Wisdom beyond the ages, secrets stolen that the lizard still jealously guards..."
06[20:57] * Isabella waves at Beatrice. "Bea, I know how a spiritomb works, just curious mostly."
[20:58] <Beatrice> "You make it sound as if zere is a struggle for dominance in zat keystone of yours, when little Kalfu himself seems intent on ze whole lot of you."
[20:58] <Isabella> "So you keep mentioning this 'lizard', and given the context I'm guessing thaaaaat's Giratina? Interesting though."
[20:59] <Isabella> "Man, I'm -really behind- on this aren't I."
[20:59] <Mikaela> "Y'know, I got the impression the bargaining stage was done by the time the trial was over. Now's just takin' care of procedure, right?"
[20:59] <Beatrice> "Oui, he is referring to Giratina."
[21:00] <~Mons> "As long as a bit of me survives, I can rebuild over time. Now, while I'd argue with myself all day about who the remaining one gets to be, really it can--aaaaaawhoopwoopwhoop." 8,1<Stop pwaying awound and cwush him. Mowtaws shouwd not have pewmission to see dese fings.>
[21:00] <~Mons> Giratina's TINY WITTLE HEAD pokes through a hole in the scenery and starts gnawing on the keystone ineffectually.
[21:01] <Isabella> "Speak of the devil~"
[21:01] <~Mons> "F-fine! We'll make our cases whether you like it or not! Catch us if you can, snake!"
[21:01] <Beatrice> "Now, now, little Kalfu, I do not intent to just let him squat here, but as ze location he is squatting at I am curious just why he now has a change of heart of matters from the trial."
06[21:02] * Isabella leans back on one of the trees. "Well this is all up to you, bea, so-"
[21:02] <~Mons> The keystone sinks beneath the ground as the main body begins to dissipate, soul orbs flying all over the place and into various rooms and pieces of the ground below the cabin.
[21:02] <~Mons> 8,1<Hmmmmf. He's just despewate.>
[21:02] <Mikaela> "Just delayin' the inevitable, isn't it?"
[21:03] <Beatrice> "Well now he is just being dificult. Hrm."
[21:03] <~Mons> 8,1<Don't wisten to him. Bad fings awe gonna happen if you wet some of dese souws stay awound.>
06[21:03] * Mikaela swings her hammer around and into the ground, leaning on it. "Alright Trice, give us the word. What's the plan?"
[21:03] <~Mons> Weirdly enough, Giratina's own tone is a bit unsure and shaky.
[21:04] <Beatrice> She crosses her arms and telekinetically withdraws two Pokeballs. POOF, Brigitte and Samedi are out. "It seems he intends to play hide and seek.  We should capitalize on his dividing, and conquer."
[21:05] <Beatrice> "A curious choice of tactics on his part given ze circumstances," she turns to babytina, "It seems you both have matters you are not being exactly honest about with me reguarding zis?  I would appreciate some answers, from both of you, in due time."
[21:05] <Isabella> "And all the queen's horses, and all the queen's men, sought to put humpty dumpty back together again."
06[21:06] * Isabella gestures widely around.
[21:06] <Isabella> "I'm not entirely sure what goes in this situation, so I'll wait for your call, Bea."
[21:06] <~Mons> 8,1<I don't wanna teww. If I couwd just say wike, dat, you'd stawt doubting a wot of how the wowld wowks, and the concwusions you come to awen't vewy nice.>
[21:07] <Mikaela> "That sounds like reason itself to be suspicious."
06[21:08] * Beatrice nods in agreement, "Indeed. I suppose we should try to sniff out our little band of criminals in ze mean time, maybe as zey are, divided, zey might be more willing to shed some light on zese affairs."
[21:09] <Beatrice> "
[21:10] <Isabella> "Either way it goes, guess we start looking."
[21:10] <Beatrice> "In a manner, I suppose zis is almost a second calling of ze court."
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06[21:10] * Isabella glances around. "Splitting up in this place, hmm... should be interesting."
[21:10] <Mikaela> "S'your mind, right? Can't ya just sense where he's rooted himself in here?"
[21:10] <Beatrice> "Samedi, Brigitte, does by chance our culpret smell anything like myself, given his stay here?"
[21:13] <~Mons> <Used to, now it's just a buncha different funks.>
[21:14] <Isabella> "Right, then. I'm gonna head this way and see what I can find."
[21:15] <Beatrice> "If you want to I won't protest, but ze cabin before us is a likely enough place to start anyway."
06[21:15] * Isabella seems a bit all too eager to get on her way, as she parts from the cabin in a random location. Out of concern for her friend, or just eagerness to explore her mind? Who knows.
06[21:16] * Mikaela whistles. "Minmay, can ya pick up any sorta different aura outta all this?"
[21:16] <Beatrice> "Mmmm, very well, zen, Brigitte, Samedi, let us be off," she heads to the cabin
[21:16] <~Mons> <The whole, uhm... place is an aura. Different COLORS sure... everywhere. We'll have a hard time not tripping over them.>
[21:17] <Mikaela> "Right, but, y'know, somethin' that doesn't feel quite like Trice's?"
[21:17] <~Mons> She hesitates and starts pointing in a bunch of different places in the hourse.
[21:17] <Beatrice> (horse.)
[21:18] <Isabella> (hoerse)
[21:19] <Mikaela> (hoers)
[21:19] <Aeros> (hurr)
[21:21] <~Mons> OK SO WHERE'S EVERYONE GOING AND ARE YOU STAYING IN A BLOB OR NOT
[21:21] <Mikaela> "Alrighty then, guess I'll help canvass the the cabin then." Mika moves to kick down the door, then stops with her leg raised and instead opens the door normally. "Right uh, best not wreck your mind-house."
[21:22] <~Mons> creeeeeeeeeeeeeak
[21:22] <Beatrice> (I think trice and mika are together, bella is off in the woods.)
[21:22] <~Mons> hgn
[21:22] <~Mons> any way you can switch that
[21:23] <~Mons> to have beato alone
[21:23] <Mikaela> (sure)
[21:24] <~Mons> Though I guess I could just say that as soon as Beatrice steps inside her own head house, small wispy claws extend from the floor and start clamping down on her legs, forcing her slowly into the ground.
[21:24] <Mikaela> "Or, hm, if you got the cabin Trice, Minmay and I can look 'round elsewhere." Mika twirls around on the deck and steps to the side of the doorway, looking out over the horizon. What sticks out in the landscape?
[21:25] <~Mons> Well aside from Beatrice being devoured, you're about on top of a hill, and the forest stretches out pretty much endlessly and featurelessly.
[21:25] <Mikaela> "That souund g- oh shit!" Mika grabs at Trice and tries to pull her out.
[21:25] <Beatrice> "I would not worry entir - oh, zis is odd."
[21:25] <Beatrice> blurbquicksanded
[21:26] <~Mons> HNNNNNNN
[21:26] <~Mons> When Mike's hands touch the floor, it feels like floor even though it's a pool of darkness under her.
[21:27] <Mikaela> "BELLA! TRICE'S MIND IS FUCKIN' EATIN' HER OR SOMETHIN'!"
06[21:28] * Isabella is already out in the woods, silly
[21:28] <Mikaela> That's why Mika is yelling loudly, silly
[21:28] <~Mons> blubrlubrlurbl. Also Bella has found a path, actually. A... very very sketchy looking path, not even a deer trail so much as a chunk of ground dug up by someone dragging something.
[21:29] <~Mons> Also Mike is at the point where she can only really just tug on ears by now.
[21:29] <~Mons> She IS heard, but... well, up to you.
[21:29] <Mikaela> "...Well, fuck, guess that leaves me the cabin then. Minmay?" Mika steps in over Trice's ears. "Sorry 'bout the uh...shit the fuck is this even?"
[21:29] <Mikaela> "Trice, I'll figure out uh...somethin'. Fuckin' ghosts."
[21:29] <Beatrice> blurblub?
[21:29] <~Mons> <You really want to stay alone?>
[21:30] <Isabella> "Eh?" She looks back, frowning. "Was that..."
[21:30] <Isabella> (Who was that to?)
[21:30] <~Mons> You certainly didn't hear any voices.
[21:31] <Mikaela> (was that Minmay then?)
[21:31] <Isabella> (What DID I hear then)
[21:31] <~Mons> yees
[21:31] <~Mons> the yelling
06[21:32] * Isabella abandons the path for now, walking quickly back towards where she thinks the cabin is.
[21:32] <Mikaela> "Alone? I got you an' the others, don't I?" Mika turns to stare into the woods. "Guess she couldn't hear...?"
[21:32] <~Mons> blurp goes the rest of beato.
[21:32] <~Mons> So now it's you two, the house, and the woods. What do?
[21:32] <Isabella> "Mika? Mika!"
[21:33] <Mikaela> "Bella!" Mika gestures at the ground where Trice just sank into. "Trice fell into some sorta ghost quicksand or somethin'. It's 'sposed to be here, but it's solid as rock to me." She taps her foot on the spot.
[21:33] <Isabella> "... huh."
[21:34] <Isabella> "Sounds like that ghost has taken her in for some one on one? ...she'll be alright, I think. This is HER mind after all."
[21:34] <Isabella> "At least, I hope she'll be."
[21:34] <Mikaela> "It bugs me that she's lackin' in that sorta control in her own mind, y'know?"
[21:34] <Isabella> "In any case I... don't really know what else we can do. If we rip the floor open it's likely we won't find her."
[21:34] <Mikaela> "Didya find anythin'?"
[21:35] <Isabella> "I found... something, some kind of sorta-path, has to lead somewhere since it was significant enough to be a thing in her mind, right?"
[21:35] <Mikaela> "I didn't figure on that workin' either. I was just gonna check out the cabin. Y'wanna take the path then while I search here, or should we stick together?"
[21:35] <Mikaela> "Right, that makes sense."
[21:35] <Isabella> "Let's stick together this time.":
06[21:35] * Isabella seems a bit troubled.
06[21:36] * Mikaela nods. "The cabin first then, while we're here?"
[21:37] <Isabella> "I guess we can give it a once-over."
06[21:37] * Isabella looks around the creepy house
[21:38] <~Mons> Only two floors and a darker stairway up to an attic, as well as a trap door leading who knows where. One room off to the side, and two in the upstairs.
[21:38] <Mikaela> "What are we lookin' at that's got somethin' other than Trice's aura?" Mika steps in and glances around from the center of the room.
[21:38] <Beatrice> (Well, if it's just Trice that got sucked up, the fox and the kitty should be there too.)
[21:39] <~Mons> The walls are covered with incoherent scratches and scribbles that look almost like words, but feel immensely uncomfortable to try to read. Mysterious stains litter the decorations, some forming rohrshach-test patterns that seem to change interpretations every time you look.
[21:39] <~Mons> Cats are with you, beato.
06[21:40] * Isabella opens the trapdoor, peeking in.
06[21:40] * Mikaela peers into the side room.
[21:42] <~Mons> Downstairs: Smells like... body in there. Not the overwhelming stench of gore or rot, but almost like a slightly less sterile hospital, or a really messy crowd, just PEOPLE. Really hard to see, but it's... wet. And hot.
[21:44] <~Mons> Side room: It's like someone built a kitchen then co-opted it into a living room. There's a TV where the oven's supposed to be, broken and filled with dirty puppets that seem to stare at you. The table is surrounded with couches, and though it was set at one point the tablecloth is ripped and torn, international food scattered and cold, though not rotting yet, just... stained with who knows what. The hummus is moldy, though.
[21:45] <Beatrice> (fucking hummus.)
[21:46] <Mikaela> "I'm uh, not quite sure what this says 'bout Trice." Mika steps in and tries the TV switch. Who knows, maybe it triggers a puppet show
[21:47] <~Mons> They do twitch a little whenever you flip it, but nothing more. You feel an immense urge to get OUT of there.
[21:47] <~Mons> Or at least seek help. Maybe your mother.
06[21:47] * Isabella glances over her shoulder. "I'm going to go down the trapdoor. ...probably going to regret this, but."
06[21:48] * Isabella starts to head down, her curiosity about to kill the cat.
06[21:48] * Mikaela backs up, pauses, then reaches forward and tugs at one of the puppets before continuing to back out. "Hold on, I'm comin' with in a sec."
[21:49] <~Mons> Its arm flails around and puts a deathgrip on your finger for a brief moment, eyes turning to stare straight at you, before going limp again. Hard to tell whether it moved on its own or it was just in a weird position.
06[21:51] * Mikaela instinctively runs a surge of electricity through her hand as it latches onto her finger.
[21:54] <Isabella> (I'm gonna have to brb in a few minutes. Not yet, but my grandma's ordering food and it'll be like ten minutes when we go to get it)
[21:56] <~Mons> ok
[21:56] <~Mons> Both run into the cellar, Y/N?
[21:56] <Isabella> Y
[21:56] <Mikaela> (no reaction from the puppet from shocking?)
[21:56] <Mikaela> Y
[21:58] <~Mons> The puppet's just limp
03[21:59] * Aori_Radidjiu is now known as Melanie
06[21:59] * Mikaela continues to leave the unsettling room, taking a deep breath as she steps through the door. "Place is fuckin' with us Minmay..." She takes one last hard glance at one of the scribblestains before going down to find Bella in the cellar.
[22:03] <~Mons> The wet dirt... dirt? floor of the cellar squishes unpleasantly under your shoes. Once you've passed the entry way, the trap door slams shut and a grinding noise can be heard for a few brief moments. After a couple more, there's... a pulse. Not exactly of light, but of awareness, more? It's still utterly dark, but you seem to be aware that the walls are way brighter than they should be, as if painted over with... something. They're pretty
[22:03] <~Mons> sticky too, and padded, like an insane asylum's walls covered in hot drool. A slow breeze blows through the room, warm like the rest of it.
06[22:03] * Mikaela presses a hand up against the trapdoor.
[22:03] <Mikaela> "Shit."
[22:04] <~Mons> The door isn't even there anymore, as far as you can tell. The space where it used to be is hard and rough like sandpaper.
06[22:06] * Mikaela lets the hammerhead roll off her shoulder and land with a thud in the ground. She begins to swing it around toward where the trapdoor was but stops short. "...Fuckin' mindhouse can't just..." She shakes her head and lets out Sharon. "Hey, y'think you can phase through this or somethin'?"
[22:06] <~Mons> Sharon is let out, looks around... and immediately goes into shock, scrambling back for her ball.
[22:06] <Isabella> "Are we in an esophogus?"
06[22:06] * Isabella looks around very warily.
[22:07] <~Mons> Though she's not like, TOTALLY flipped out, just really scared.
[22:07] <Mikaela> "The fuck are you scared of here? Minmay, what's she thinkin'?" Mika scrambles to grab up Sharon in a tight hug.
06[22:07] * Isabella pushes onward
[22:07] <Isabella> (brb)
[22:08] <~Mons> The room isn't that big all in all, and there's another, bigger door-space at the opposite end.
[22:08] <~Mons> <She... uhm... as much as I can tell, she's reacting really... er... like... she really doesn't want this to happen.>
[22:08] <~Mons> <Whatever this is.>
[22:09] <~Mons> And SLIGHT pause while Kain is away
[22:09] <Mikaela> "No one fuckin' wants this weirdness to...hey Bella, wait up." Mika jogs forward to catch up, still hugging Sharon. She takes out Sharon's ball again on the way and offers it to the chitchitwile.
[22:09] <~Mons> Jumps right back in.
[22:13] <Mikaela> (So pausing for now?)
[22:13] <Mikaela> (or can I continue to examine the area?)
[22:14] <~Mons> You can
[22:14] <Isabella> (And back)
06[22:15] * Isabella looks at the door, frowning.
[22:15] <Isabella> "No way to press on but forward."
[22:15] <Mikaela> "So, y'think each bit of this place represents some part of Trice's body then? If this is the esophagus..."
[22:15] <~Mons> Is it even a door? It's REALLY hard to see in here.
[22:15] <Mikaela> "yeah, it's either that or smash down the walls, an' there's no tellin' what'll happen if we do that..."
[22:16] <Isabella> "Better than ending up in a vagina. In any case I think this is our only way out."
[22:16] <Mikaela> (can I conjure up a ball of crackling electricity for a light source?)
06[22:17] * Mikaela nods. "Lead on Bella."
[22:17] <Isabella> "This may be something completely different, even, but it's unsettling wherever we are."
06[22:17] * Isabella heads through the opening
[22:18] <~Mons> You CAN but...
[22:18] <~Mons> Well, when Bella puts a hand through the opening in her fumbling, roll dex.
[22:19] <Mikaela> 1d20+1 me as well?
[22:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, me as well?: 8 [1d20=7]
[22:19] <~Mons> Yes you as well
[22:20] <Isabella> 1d20-4 shiiiiiiiiiit
[22:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Isabella, shiiiiiiiiiit: 3 [1d20=7]
[22:20] <Mikaela> 1d20 shiny?
[22:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, shiny?: 15 [1d20=15]
[22:20] <~Mons> As another one opens below your left leg, and you stumble as both openings suddenly and harshly clamp down on you. Does this room have TEETH?
[22:20] <~Mons> Ow ow ow hard to rip out, and they both seal up with a *squish* as you pull out.
[22:21] <Isabella> "FUCK"
[22:21] <Mikaela> "Ow, what the shit?!"
[22:21] <~Mons> 2d10+8+20 on mike; 2d10+8+25 on bella
[22:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Mons, on mike: 41 [2d10=6,7]; on bella: 45 [2d10=2,10]
06[22:21] * Isabella flails wildly as she tries to rip her leg free.
[22:21] <~Mons> The wind grows stronger for a moment as the room shudders.
[22:22] <~Mons> It's not too hard to get out as soon as you can tell they start bitting down but aaaagh
[22:22] <Isabella> "Shit shit shit shit fuck this shiiiit-" she scrambles away from where the holes opened up.
[22:23] <Isabella> She seems to be rapidly losing her somewhat calm demeanor from earlier.
[22:23] <Mikaela> "No, no, no!" Mika slams her free hand hard against the wall as she yanks. There's a wild look of panic in her eyes, and once free she immediately calls up a crackle of light and desperately examines her limbs.
[22:24] <~Mons> Dex again, Mike.
[22:24] <Mikaela> "Fuckin' a..." She sighs and closes her eyes once she's sure everything's still there, trying to regain a sense of calm.
[22:24] <Mikaela> 1d20+1
[22:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, 1d20+1: 4 [1d20=3]
[22:26] <~Mons> You smack the wall right as another opening pops up, and your hand slips through and brushes on something wriggling and pulsing wildly before it pushes you back out.
[22:26] <~Mons> Another 10
06[22:27] * Mikaela scrambles back, eyes wide.
[22:28] <~Mons> Also perception, just you for now
[22:28] <Mikaela> 1d20+1
[22:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, 1d20+1: 19 [1d20=18]
[22:29] <~Mons> Dark as it is, something's moving around from where you stuck your hand in. If pointed out to Bella she can track it pretty easily too.
[22:29] <~Mons> Probably easier, really.
06[22:29] * Mikaela takes a few seconds to catch her breath and let her heart stop thumping so much, then nods at the wall and extends a finger.
[22:30] <Mikaela> "There's...somethin'."
[22:32] <Mikaela> "I'm just gonna..." Mika begins to lean back against the wall but then jolts upright, leaning on her hammer instead. "...Yeah. Alright, the fuck do we do now? The fuck is that thing?"
06[22:32] * Isabella squints in the dark, and frantically fires off chaos magic!
[22:32] <Isabella> !minorchaos
[22:33] <Mikaela> (all those scripts are gone)
[22:33] <Mikaela> (cause botherer's netbook died)
[22:33] <Isabella> 1d8
[22:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Isabella, 1d8: 3 [1d8=3]
[22:33] <Isabella> 1d20 Water Pulse
[22:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Isabella, Water Pulse: 10 [1d20=10]
[22:33] <~Mons> Deeeex again
[22:33] <Mikaela> (both of us?)
[22:33] <Isabella> 1d20-4
[22:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Isabella, 1d20-4: 1 [1d20=5]
[22:33] <Mikaela> 1d20+1 if so
[22:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, if so: 21 [1d20=20]
[22:34] <~Mons> HMMM
[22:37] <~Mons> 2d10+8+30 on Mikaela as she scrambles to get Isabella out of the way of another big maw, adjusting her aim so that the squirt of water hits the moving thing dead on. There's a slight whistling-screeching noise as the movement goes away... and it gets easier to see. The room is a reddish pink, veins of blue running all over, like--yes, like someone's insides. Bits of bone protrude wildly, eyes blinking and looking around everywhere, ends of
[22:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Mons, on Mikaela as she scrambles to get Isabella out of the way of another big maw, adjusting her aim so that the squirt of water hits the moving thing dead on. There's a slight whistling-screeching noise as the movement goes away... and it gets easier to see. The room is a reddish pink, veins of blue running all over, like--yes, like someone's insides. Bits of bone protrude wildly, eyes blinking and looking around everywhere, ends of: 43 [2
[22:37] <~Mons> organs expelling the hot air and dripping unsavory strands of bile...
[22:38] <~Mons> There's a bleeding wound where Isabella hit, and whatever's moving is wriggling away from it, a bulge easily spotted below the surface.
[22:38] <Mikaela> (another clamping attack or what was that?)
[22:38] <~Mons> Mikaela is stuck in the ground belly-first, a whole mouth clamped around her midsection
[22:38] <Isabella> "Mika!"
[22:39] <Mikaela> (b-but I got a nat 20)
[22:39] <Mikaela> (:<)
06[22:39] * Isabella flails around and tries to pull her out of the floor.
[22:39] <~Mons> str
[22:39] <~Mons> for both of you
[22:39] <Mikaela> "Holy fuck no."
[22:40] <Mikaela> 2d20+5 lucky piece
[22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, lucky piece: 37 [2d20=14,18]
[22:40] <Isabella> 1d20-6
[22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Isabella, 1d20-6: 13 [1d20=19]
[22:40] <~Mons> It's not that hard at all to pop her out.
[22:41] <~Mons> The bulge is still moving all around the room as fast as it can, some of the eyes tracking it.
06[22:41] * Mikaela rolls over onto the ground, clutching her side as she gets to her feet. "Don't 'spose Merlin's taught you some sorta healin' magic..."
[22:42] <Isabella> "Here..."
06[22:42] * Isabella begins chanting a Cure Incantation! 5 rounds of 10 HP each, as long as she gets to do that
[22:42] <Mikaela> "What do we do though? It's Trice's mind, so we can't just wreck it, y'know? Could just be some sorta mental immune system..."
[22:42] <Mikaela> "And we are technically intruders an' all."
[22:44] <~Mons> Perception again
[22:44] <Isabella> "Whatever we do, we need to get rid of THAT before it comes after us." she says, looking at the bulge warily.
[22:44] <Isabella> 1d20+16
[22:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Isabella, 1d20+16: 26 [1d20=10]
[22:45] <~Mons> WELP SHIT HAPPENED
[22:45] <Mikaela> 1d20+1
[22:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Mikaela, 1d20+1: 9 [1d20=8]
[22:46] <Mikaela> "Thanks, feelin' a bit better now." Mika squints at the thing but probably doesn't see much.
06[22:47] * Isabella peers
[22:48] <~Mons> Giratina's head pokes out again and clamps down on the bulge, ripping it out. The room fades back to a normal cellar as the flesh breaks away into bright lights, swirling towards the second door, a large stone affair covered in runes. Others of those lights seep in from outside--it's clear... Is it? Giratina's whole body pops through the portal anyway, and he SLAMS into the door, shattering it. The roots around the room you're in are
[22:48] <~Mons> transparent and glowing, and some lead into that other room. 8,1<NO! GO!>
[22:48] <~Mons> You can see Beatrice facing down the Spiritomb in the distance.
[22:48] <~Mons> : "Man, it's just--feels GOOD, doesn't it? This is what he feels like!"
[22:49] <~Mons> 8,1<YOU TAMPER WITH THINGS BEYOND YOUR POWER. REJECT HIS PACT.>
[22:49] <~Mons> "Hahaha, hey! I've still got bits of me lodged in her upstairs too, y'know! Can't touch me!"
10[22:49] <~Mons> And yes zoof you can go back into this room you're all in the same room now.
[22:50] <Isabella> "What the fuck is going on?!"
06[22:50] * Mikaela looks to Bella then rushes for the stairs.
[22:50] <~Mons> "She sided with me over the lizard and his stupid old secrets."
06[22:50] * Isabella makes a break for it
[22:50] <~Mons> Going AWAY from Beatrice?
[22:50] <Isabella> (Oh, no towards her)
[22:50] <Mikaela> (yeah toward her out of the cellar)
[22:51] <~Mons> It's a second part of the cellar
[22:51] <~Mons> you came down from upstairs
[22:51] <Mikaela> (well, then ignore the bit about stairs)
[22:52] <~Mons> "Now to get started, you need to unseal a key source of information that would be vital to you; a soul kept sealed within me that has extensive knowledge on the nature of humans and pokemon, and one other bit of information that the lizard would very very much like to know."
[22:52] <Mikaela> "Trice, who the fuck side are we 'spose to be on here? I thought you were kickin' out ol' hundred souls there."
[22:53] <~Mons> 8,1<FOOL! I WISH TO KNOW THE INFORMATION ONLY TO DO MY DUTY! ARCEUS CREATED ME TO GOVERN DEATH AS MUCH OF LIFE, AND YOU DEFY THAT MANDATE?>
[22:53] <~Mons> "Pfff. Not as I have it."
06[22:53] * Isabella wince. "Yeesh, loud isn't he."
06[22:54] * Beatrice looks to the others, including Giratina. "I have asked and pleaded for one of you to explain matters, yet you have refused at every turn. I seek only but to understand what zis entire ordeal is about."
[22:54] <~Mons> 8,1<THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. THE SOUL THAT HE OFFERS TO YOU IS LIKE A PLAGUE FAR BEYOND ANYONE'S ABILITY TO CURE. I HAVE SEALED IT FOR A GOOD REASON.>
[22:55] <~Mons> "Yeah, because you want to keep its power!:
[22:55] <Isabella> "Beatrice! Whatever you do, I'm behind you, alright?"
[22:55] <Mikaela> "So, y'want us to smash that weird shit in the walls or not Trice?"
[22:56] <Isabella> (Giratina already took care of that)
[22:56] <Mikaela> (but pandemonium said there was more upstairs)
02[22:56] * Plutonis (Plutonis@3C6BCAB8.8B5B1CF4.F95AD83E.IP) Quit (Quit: Uuu uu!)
[22:56] <~Mons> No real guarantee what's upstairs would be exorcised the same way :V
[22:57] <Beatrice> "I desire to know just what ze bloody hell zis game of yours is about!  WHAT is it you refuse to tell me, little Kalfu?"
[22:57] <Beatrice> "Obviously zis is more zan you wanting your servants back, so why ze cloak and mirriors?"
[22:58] <~Mons> 8,1<I HAVE TOLD YOU ALL I KNOW, CHILD! MY SERVANTS ARE AS MUCH PRISONERS AS PLAYTHINGS. WHAT HE WISHES TO GIVE YOU IS SOMETHING WHOSE VERY EXISTENCE VIOLATES ALL NATURAL LAW.>
06[22:59] * Mikaela whips her head around, staring at and around the Giratina. Does there seem to be something clearly acting as an anchor for him in the area like a traditional haunting or is he essentially free?
[22:59] <~Mons> "Like ghosts. Pff."
[23:00] <~Mons> 8,1<THE FOOL HAS NOT THE KNOWLEDGE TO GRASP THE MEANING OF WHAT EVEN HE SPEAKS. THESE PRISONERS DEFY THE WILL OF THE UNIVERSE AS MUCH AS THEY DO MINE.>
[23:01] <~Mons> cast: Not really, he's just there.
[23:01] <Beatrice> "Zen I shall make a counter offer.  I will assist you if inform me who zese terrible individuals are, specifically, and what zey wish to work zrough me."
[23:01] <Isabella> "Well, this is your call." she says to Beatrice, not really wanting to cross Giratina but she's not going to abandon her friend's wishes either.
[23:02] <~Mons> 8,1<...Very well.>
[23:02] <Beatrice> "I feel zat is reasonable enough, non?"
06[23:02] * Mikaela leans on her hammer and listens intently. "We're here for ya Trice. Just give the word."
[23:04] <~Mons> 8,1<The soul he wishes refers to itself as "D", and though I have no idea how it reached my possession, it professes to desire only to bring wisdom and greatness, immortal life, to humanity. I see its heart, though, and it is truly twisted. It cares not what happens to individuals, only the bizarre pipe dream of its ideal future society.>
[23:05] <~Mons> 8,1<It is sealed as I would only seal the greatest abusers and 'champions' of my power. If released, it is a virulent existence that will never die until its will is exerted on the universe.>
[23:06] <~Mons> The Spiritomb giggles. "But he's telling me things that he's never told you!"
[23:06] <~Mons> "Who said he even wants THIS universe, eeeeh?"
06[23:06] * Beatrice looks to the spiritomb. "Zis does indeed explain much of ze terms of your own offer."
[23:07] <~Mons> "Or would you like to hear it from the horse's mouth?"
06[23:07] * Isabella taps her chin thoughtfully.
[23:08] <Isabella> "Does sound pretty bad."
[23:08] <Beatrice> "I believe I have heard quite enough, unless he wishes to embellish on matters.  Fine, little Kalfu, one last caveat, next time you required my assistance, of zat of any of my bloodline, you don't beat around ze bush as to why.  Zis could have been MUCH sooner resolved."
[23:09] <~Mons> 8,1<I am bound as much as I must be there by the terms of our future contracts...>
[23:09] <~Mons> "Hey, hey, hey! Stop that, I'm willing to up the ante here!"
[23:09] <~Mons> "D isn't gonna do all that, what he REALLY wants is ju--"
[23:09] <Beatrice> "Your original offers mentioned nothing of an immortal who simply needed a body to be in possession of!"
[23:10] <Isabella> "Doesn't sound like Pandemonium is going to be unleashed today."
[23:10] <Mikaela> "The spiritomb wanted to let this 'D' take your body to carry out its task?" Mika scowls.
[23:11] <~Mons> "No, no he doesn't!"
[23:12] <~Mons> "I am ME, not him, we could all stop him! Look, listen!" The keystone expands and morphs into a giant red door that slowly creaks open, releasing a thick red fog.
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[23:12] <Shio_Mizu> l u r k   t i m e
[23:12] <~Mons> Giratina hisses at the apparition. 8,1<I wonder how much of that was REALLY his will.>
[23:12] <Mikaela> (and here I thought Blast was gonna play an NPC)
[23:12] <Beatrice> (What terribly hilarious timing.)
[23:12] <Aeros> And out of that door, steps a man, wrapped in chains, straitjackets, old looking seals and ropes around his body.
[23:13] <Aeros> His eyes seemed to be burnt shut with a noxious wax, two spots just above his eyes as well.
06[23:13] * Isabella takes a step back, frowning.
[23:13] <Aeros> The wax covers his eye sockets, yet he seems to have his eyes on Beatrice.
[23:13] <Aeros> He takes another step, his lips curling into a smile.
[23:13] <Beatrice> "...You were going to stick 	zat inside	 me?" (Yes, that's what she said.)
[23:14] <~Mons> The spiritomb's face is still visible behind the door, forming from the mist. "See, just... listen."
06[23:14] * Mikaela hefts the hammer back on her shoulder and shifts to a more combat-ready stance. "Careful Trice..."
[23:14] <Aeros> but he can only go so far, chains are holding him to something unseen in the door.
06[23:14] * Isabella pulls arcane energy around herself, chanting and readying herself.
[23:14] <Aeros> "Why. Hello. Young, Lady." He says in a polite voice.
[23:15] <Aeros> He begins to chuckle to himself.
[23:15] <Beatrice> "Bonjour, D," politely as she can muster at this point.
[23:16] <Aeros> "Ahaha...AHAHA..you know me...forgive me, where is my mind where IS my mind..."
[23:16] <Aeros> "But I only know what you have..."
[23:16] <Aeros> "So, who...are you?"
[23:16] <Aeros> He licks his lips, as if testing the air.
[23:17] <~Mons> 8,1<I would like to ask the same thing.>
[23:17] <Beatrice> "I, am Beatrice Fauxicore, and your associate, I must say, is questionably a worse salesman zan little Kalfu here."
[23:17] <Aeros> "the All Core...the Pact...Hehehehe...Ascension..."
[23:18] <Aeros> He seems to say that to the giratina.
[23:18] <Aeros> "You have one too. a piece of a Core." he says to Beatrice, "You do have, a lovely name."
[23:19] <Aeros> He hums to himself some stilted tune, it reminds you of something old, but specifically what you are unsure.
[23:19] <Isabella> "Yeah, this fucker is creepy."
[23:19] <Isabella> "Can we send him back to hell yet? Or at least the lockbox Giratina's supposed to be keeping him in."
[23:19] <Aeros> "How impolite..."
[23:19] <Mikaela> "Cut the shit and start 'splainin'. What are these cores?"
[23:19] <Beatrice> "I was about to say myself, oui."
[23:20] <~Mons> 8,1<If you like.>
[23:20] <Aeros> "You have been given one. by the All. It is a piece...of my world."
[23:20] <~Mons> "Not until I show you what I have to offer!"
[23:20] <Aeros> "It contains secrets, what people are. what pokemon are."
[23:20] <Aeros> "Secrets that I unlocked."
[23:21] <Aeros> "To create pokemon. to revive the dead..."
[23:21] <Mikaela> "Hold on Trice." Mika eyes the man carefully. "That thing that we met in the dreamworld..."
[23:21] <~Mons> 8,1<What you suppose to have is knowledge restricted to only the highest orders of the gods.>
[23:21] <Aeros> "No gods exist...the truth is much, much more horrifying..."
[23:22] <Aeros> "But this...and you...feel so different."
[23:22] <Aeros> "You all look so different on this side."
[23:22] <~Mons> 8,1<Whatever world you claim to be must be a mad one. We have existed since time immemorial, and we know the order of things. YOU are not in it.>
[23:22] <~Mons> be from*
06[23:23] * Beatrice thinks a bit, then looks to Brigitte. "I may not understand to ze fullest what I have already comitted, but I am, as is, already capable of it. I do not care for ze specifics, much for more for application, which I have."
[23:23] <Isabella> "Let him have his secrets and his godless world."
[23:23] <Isabella> "What use do we have for things like that?"
[23:23] <Aeros> "we're only given the once around~ so why spend it feet on the ground~"
[23:23] <Aeros> "better that we should fly and fall~ than never to know how, to fly at all~"
[23:24] <Mikaela> "Bella, this may be a tad complicated. Trice and I sorta already made deals with a creature from that world which we met wandering the dreamworld. If my assumption's right, y'know." Mika speaks quietly, not too sure.
[23:25] <Aeros> "The world was not mine, but belonging to those that made that Core..."
[23:25] <Aeros> "I simply, wished, to be, them..."
[23:25] <Aeros> "To create, perfection..."
[23:26] <Mikaela> "Whatever sanctity of this world and its laws has already been violated. They wander the dreamworld, unabated by the realm's rulers."
[23:26] <Aeros> "To be above pokemon...above the oppressors..."
[23:27] <~Mons> 8,1<Children, if what you speak is true then go on and deny this lunatic and leave me to attend to this.>
06[23:27] * Isabella waves her hands dismissively. "Whaaaatever. You guys are making this far more complicated than it needs to be."
[23:27] <Aeros> He chortles, "Pokemon weigh us down. Including you." he says to the giratina.
[23:27] <Aeros> "You are a false being."
06[23:28] * Isabella waves her hands at D. "Shoo. You're weighing us down. Get on out of here."
[23:28] <Aeros> "I apologize, for sounding so high minded young lady."
06[23:28] * Beatrice looks to Mikaela, Isabella, Giratina, "Little Kalfu, I may speak out of line but I feel your negotiation skills have dulled with time, you may wish to sit in on a few of ze academy's classes on such matters considering," she coughs, then speaks in Visiwan at the little guy. "THIS IS COMPLETELY FUCKING BONKERS WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THIS AAAAAAAAAAAH."
[23:28] <Beatrice> She picks him up and shakes him if possible.
[23:28] <~Mons> Wiggle wiggly.
[23:29] <~Mons> 8,1<He is saying things that he even refused knowledge of to ME! I have no doubt he could even..>>
[23:29] <Aeros> "I can do many things, this seal, you did not put in place, but your forerunner."
[23:30] <Aeros> "That is what I assume, such a feeble being could not do such."
[23:30] <~Mons> 8,1<But I know everything I did in my last body! You simply appeared sealed like that!>
[23:30] <Beatrice> "FINE, YOU WIN.  JUST FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP TALKING IN RIDDLES WHEN YOU DECIDE TO SHOW UP OR SOMETHING I'LL HELP YOU PUT THIS SHITHEAD BACK IN YOUR PRISON ARCEUS DAMN IT," still in islander talk.
06[23:30] * Mikaela leaningawayfromtrice.
[23:31] <Aeros> "Your grip on it is...weak." His four wax spots on his face glow red, as if four eyes were behind them.
[23:31] <~Mons> 8,1<Blooooo! Say it to them! Deny them!>
[23:31] <Beatrice> "Oh, right," cough cough, back to proper queen's language. "I must respectfully deny your offer, i side with Little Kalfu here."
[23:31] <Mikaela> "What relation have you with the All?" Mika asks cautiously, curious despite the craziness of the situation.
[23:31] <Aeros> "I WONT LET YOU DENY ME." a strange arm shoots out from underneath the chains and jackets, straight for Beatrice's neck.
[23:31] <~Mons> 8,1<RRRRRGH!>
[23:32] <~Mons> Giratina is well in the way of that.
[23:32] <Beatrice> "Oh, zut."
[23:32] <~Mons> The hand is wrapped in his wings, and there's a bit of a back and forth.
[23:32] <Isabella> "Giratina!"
[23:32] <Aeros> His hand shatters on contact with the giratina, as if made of digital fragments.
[23:32] <Beatrice> (are we about to play tug of war with some horrorterror demigod.)
[23:32] <Mikaela> "Nevermind that!" Mika turns to Trice. "There are bits of the 'tomb upstairs, right? If I go up to smash 'em will you be okay handlin' things down here?"
[23:32] <~Mons> 8,1<YOU! Redhead! You're keeping him here because you want to know!>
[23:33] <Aeros> Another hand shoots out, attempting to bend around the giratina.
[23:33] <Beatrice> HGWT: Phasing, Shadow Walker, Trice makes like a ghost up the god damn stairs!
[23:33] <~Mons> The babby chomps it, breaking it off, though before it fades a stray finger ALMOST hits her neck...
[23:33] <Isabella> "Mikaela, just forget about whatever connection he might have, it's not important!"
[23:34] <Mikaela> "If we kick out the spiritomb, the creepy dude goes too, right?"
[23:34] <Aeros> "Give it to me. THIS WORLD. THIS WORLD IS DESTINED TO BE MINE. THAT IS WHY IT WAS MADE!"
[23:34] <~Mons> 8,1<YES! DENY HIM!>
[23:34] <Aeros> A two hands shoot at Mikaela and Isabella, can the little thing be in two places at once?
[23:34] <~Mons> "No, I can handle him! His power can be yours without his will!"
[23:34] <Beatrice> "I AAAAAAKM WHAT DO I DO IT'S UPSTAIRS WHAAAAT"
[23:36] <~Mons> No, but the babby's trying. He jumps to free Mike first as Bella starts struggling.
[23:36] <Isabella> (Since when were we stuck)
[23:36] <Isabella> (Oh)
[23:36] <Aeros> His grip attempts to strangle both of them.
06[23:36] * Isabella lashes out at the hand with chaos magic.
[23:37] <Isabella> "Go AWAY!"
[23:37] <Isabella> "Mikaela, hurry up and tell him to get lost!"
[23:37] <Aeros> "MY WORLD! MY WORLD MY WORLD MY WOOOORLD! I WANT IT! A PERFECT LANDSCAPE FOR ME TO CRAFT!"
[23:37] <Beatrice> (but yes she flees upstairs to try to remedy this.)
[23:37] <Aeros> "THROUGH YOU!"
[23:38] <Mikaela> "Ack! LEAVE THIS WORLD!" Mika falls to the ground with a thud as she's freed. She scrambles up and grabs her guitar, starting up a riff. (climate carol)
[23:38] <~Mons> SNAP
[23:38] <Isabella> "Return to your godless world and remain powerless, for only a god can be what you say."
[23:38] <~Mons> The mists reel him back in and the door slams back shut, turning into a keystone again.
[23:38] <Isabella> "Creepy fuck." she adds.
[23:39] <~Mons> "My DEEPEST apologies for allowing this to happen... But this is exactly why we need to implant him like this! I could sever his consciousness and will while adding his knowledge and abilities to you!"
[23:39] <Aeros> "...in...my spirits...lie..." a last whisper escapes before the red fog vanishes.
[23:39] <~Mons> 8,1<They have seen enough.>
[23:41] <Isabella> "There's no guarantee it won't get out of hand. There's no sense in taking such a risk. And even if she wanted to, Beatrice wants to prove her lineage proud and attain a prestigious position. How could she, if she simply accepted something else's power?"
[23:41] <Isabella> "Giratina's right, we've seen enough."
[23:41] <Isabella> "Bea?"
06[23:41] * Isabella turns to look.
[23:42] <Isabella> "Beatrice?"
[23:42] <Beatrice> (Well, she went upstairs to try to end this while you guys were doing that.)
[23:42] <Beatrice> (Though she sorta poofed into thin air via invisibility
[23:42] <~Mons> And ended it she has, presumably. Especially given pan was focused ALL in here
[23:43] <Beatrice> She stomps back downstairs then, in a hurry, "JUST WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO ZERE IS NOTHING - oh it's gone."
[23:44] <Isabella> "Yeah."
[23:44] <Isabella> "Letting this spiritomb have its way's only going to end in bad shit, if that was any indication."
[23:44] <Beatrice> A few deep breaths, then she looks to Pandemonium, then go Giratina. "Sooo..."
06[23:45] * Mikaela nods. "So, this is the part where we finally tell 'im to ge the fuck out, right?"
[23:45] <~Mons> 8,1<Expel it in any way you wish. Once it is made real, it will be placed back in its box.>
[23:45] <Isabella> "Well, yeah, Beatrice did make a deal with Giratina after all."
[23:45] <~Mons> "This is your last chance to get this and more!"
[23:46] <Isabella> "All for the low, low price of 19.95, right? You are a terrible  soul salesman."
[23:47] <Mikaela> "Trice, gonna do the honors?"
[23:47] <Beatrice> "I believe is is definently a one time offer sale," she walks over to the spiritomb, glares down at him.
[23:48] <~Mons> It's just sort of THERE at this point.
[23:49] <Isabella> "Field goal?"
[23:49] <Beatrice> "I do believe you and your prison warden have matters to discuss I have no interest in," she picks him up with mindpowers, and starts marching upstairs.
[23:49] <Isabella> "Come on, kick hiiiiim"
06[23:49] * Isabella follows her up.
[23:49] <Mikaela> "I think she's goin' for defenestration."
[23:49] <~Mons> Giratina wiggles through another hole in reality.
[23:50] <Beatrice> "Are you familiar with ze tale of ze demise of Urmaresheron, Pandemonium?" she sits him down on the porch, waits for an answer.
[23:51] <~Mons> "Yes. I have several of the--where are you going with this."
06[23:52] * Isabella watches, curiously.
[23:52] <Beatrice> "Eye witness accounts from one of my ancestors made it sound significantly less terrible than zis shall be." She releases Ogoun, assuming he can fit on the porch, and calls Samedi to her side as well.
[23:54] <Beatrice> GHOST SHIFTED SACRED SWORD, OUTRAGE AND FIRE BLAST ALL AT ONCE.
[23:55] <Beatrice> Samedi knocks him into the air, as Ogoun hits him like a baseball, and Trice waits a bit for him to fly off a bit before flinging the fireball! Boom!
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[23:55] <~Mons> weee
06[23:55] * Isabella squiiiiints
06[23:56] * Mikaela lets out a low whistle and nods in approval.
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[23:56] <Mikaela> "So!" Mika grins. "Where's the room in here with all o' your secret crushes?"
06[23:56] * Beatrice dusts off her hands, thinking for a second. "Considering what I saw zere breifly before running back down, ze attic."
[23:57] <Isabella> "That sounds iiiinteresting..."
06[23:57] * Mikaela nods, peering upwards.
06[23:58] * Isabella glances at Mikaela.
[23:58] <Beatrice> "Well, zat escalated much quicker zan I imagined - what."
06[23:58] * Mikaela glances at Bella.
06[23:58] * Mikaela glances at the stairs leading up to the attic.
06[23:58] * Isabella innnnches
[23:59] <~Mons> The stairs are now made of dragon dildos.
[23:59] <~Mons> No, no you wake up
[23:59] <Isabella> (What)
[23:59] <Isabella> "Oh, dammit."
[23:59] <Isabella> "Missed opportunity."
[23:59] <~Mons> Heels is lost and confused, though there and sane.
[23:59] <Mikaela> "Fffffffffffuck, waited too long."
06[23:59] * Isabella crosses her arms.
[23:59] <Isabella> "We totally could have peeked."
[23:59] <~Mons> ...Coriander was there, but is totally missing now. The new judge squishes out and floats away.
Session Time: Wed Sep 05 00:00:00 2012
06[00:00] * Beatrice scratches her head, slightly confused.
[00:00] <Isabella> "Did bug boy get lost?"
[00:00] <Beatrice> "Erm."
[00:00] <Beatrice> "...I feel zat is a question for little Kalfu when he shows himself again."
[00:01] <Mikaela> "Cori's pretty good at stayin' unnoticed..." Mika waves to the judge. "Hey, this shit all done now?"
[00:02] <~Mons> Giratina snakes back out, burping. 8,1<Good enough fow me... no, I know whewe he is. He got wost, but found himsewf. I could take you to him, but... He does not wish to see you. He is in the dweam wowld now, making a weqwest of any numbew of Dawkwais. The Bawon is having a meeting, aftew aww.>
[00:02] <Isabella> "He's meeting with a bunch of Darkrais? Odd."
[00:03] <Beatrice> "Hm, interesting.  We have heard little from ze Baron since previously."
[00:03] <Beatrice> "...How did he manage to get zat lost, in my own concious, however?"
[00:03] <~Mons> 8,1<His powew wanes, and needs hewp and favows of othews of his kind.>
[00:03] <~Mons> 8,1<The boy has potentiaw.>
[00:03] <Mikaela> "Wait, hold on, the fuck is goin' on?" Mika looks to Trice. "He's meetin' Oberon without us? Usually we all get drawn in at once, an' not at an arbitrary time like this either."
[00:04] <~Mons> 8,1<Usuawwy, but he has a wot to offew and Obewon wikes him.>
[00:04] <Beatrice> "Do you mean to say our classmate was a Darkrai. Because zat just sounds silly I do not imagine at is what you meant."
[00:04] <~Mons> 8,1<No...>
[00:04] <Isabella> "If Oberon's power is waning, that means Titania's likely is too... the time might be coming soon."
06[00:04] * Isabella seems worried.
[00:05] <~Mons> 8,1<This wiww keep him fow some time wongew, at weast fwough the yeaw.>
[00:05] <Isabella> "I haven't been channeling her power lately, hopefully that helps some."
[00:05] <Mikaela> "Uh, wait, someone's gotta let his folks and friends know what's goin' on, right?"
[00:06] <~Mons> 8,1<Wowd wiww twavew back to Okowa fwough a fwend of a fwend.>
[00:06] <~Mons> 8,1<...If they stiww wive, of cowse.>
[00:07] <Isabella> "In any case, you're free!" she claps Beatrice on the back, grinning. "No more of THAT worrying you, right?"
[00:07] <Mikaela> "Yeah, grats."
06[00:08] * Beatrice thinks for a bit. "It almost feels like zis was all some prank aired live on ze ghost television channel and ze final pie to ze face conclusion is about to be tossed."
[00:08] <~Mons> 8,1<Ghost tewevision nevew ends.>
[00:08] <~Mons> Giratina slips back out.
[00:09] <Isabella> "You know, I kinda like him."
[00:09] <Mikaela> "That's kinda fucked. Still wonder what my brain house looks like though, y'know?"
[00:09] <Beatrice> "...I am unsure what to zink of zat answer."
06[00:10] * Beatrice looks around SUSPICIOUSLY for a second, then shakes it off. "I believe I owe you all dinner for putting up with zis, non?"
[00:10] <~Mons> Anything you need me for before I call it? I have to get up at 6:30
[00:10] <Isabella> "Hey, it wasn't a problem, but I won't say no either~"
[00:11] <Beatrice> (I think we're good to wrap up, yes.)
[00:11] <Beatrice> (Thanks Mons that was hilarious and eventful.)
06[00:11] * Mikaela shrugs. "I was kinda shitty to ya when this all started. But pick a karaoke bar an' I'm in!"