dizzy

The two of you take a seat awkwardly on the bar stools behind the serving island.

The pony leans forward, propping her up with her left forhoof and looks past you and to the lively ness of the room

D so ummm, whats the plan?

Your sitting opposite to the bar,  with your back gently press agaist the island, and your elbows just on top

Your looking off to the corner where a few humans are deep conversation,  then to your left where a colt and pony have crossed their hoofs and drinking out of the others hoof

A Drink until your vag looks fuckable?

She retorts angerly as she looks at you

D keep taking like that,  and you won't have a vag to fuck

Your roll your eyes, as you keeps glancing around the room

A you know what I mean, I just want to drink until the though of fucking you get me hard

D OH, I know what you mean, im additon to getting drunk till I cant see straight, maybe if I close me eyes, I can pretend you're a colt,  oh wait....small dick

without out turning you face, you squint at her out of the corner orlf your eyes with a subtitle rage

Shes giving your an evil grin

D oh and try not touch me with your hands, even closed eyes wont save me from those weird things

Now you a little more pissed

You break your not so subtle atempt to dissociate with her and turn to look at the pony

Im not sure if anyone has ever told you this, but your covered in fur its not like like I wanna touch that shit anways

Her whole confedent snicker turs into a pouty face

D b-but my fur ill well kept and generously coditoned

She starts to feel herslelf up

Anon,  what I thought you didn't want me to touch it

Whatever, fuck you u jerk

Anon You said I had a small dick! Whay was I supposed to do

D tell me im prettyyyyyyy!!

What

Tell me im pretty or no pussy for you

Your pretty....

No, like to mean it.

Your pretty.

Bar. Hi there, and how are you two doing

Whoa whoa you both say in sync we are not together

Well im a little confused that man just call you pretty, he smiling at the two of you while wiping off a glass