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  1. fatass
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  4. hahhahahahahaha this little bitch who got ran outta arkansas fuckin tgot owned by this chevy dealer what a dumb bitch shoulda gone with ford you little pansy chevy driving fucker 
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  7. anyone who has a problem with busweiser has a fuckin problem with me bitch i swear to god i will chase you down and fuckin find you if you talk bad about the bud
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  10. www.reddit.com sent me here and oh my god if that fuckin guy had tried that on me when i was pickin on somebody i would have dodged that shit and done a double leg takedown to a rear naked choke (thats the name of the move im not gay) and then i would ground and pound like cane valasquez, sincerely, a well respected reddit mod from /r/mma and /r/justiceporn
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjIHeuBUcOY
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  13. www.reddit.com sent me here and the people were PUSSIES for jumping on that guy and denying him a fair fuckin fight that dude was the only TRUE american in that room he drew a line in the sand and was gonna beat that fags ass and fuckin got jumped by all those fuckin liberal bastards if i was there i would have fuckin gotten that guys back and we would have fuckin kicked all their asses, sincerely, a well respected reddit mod from /r/conservative and /r/mma
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxWimFepdn4
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  16. www.reddit.com sent me here and anyone who listens to that new hip hoppity rap crap or anything other than good ol country and rock n roll is a fuckin moron and has no taste and should get the hell out of america until they can like AMERICAN MUSIC, sincerely, a well respected reddit poster from /r/music and /r/lewronggeneration
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOqnPBasbs
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  19. www.reddit.com sent me here and i would ball on all of you dude im a whiteboy who can hoop, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/nba
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2tFEEhNqM
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  22. www.reddit.com sent me here these goddamn "cliches" are fuckin pissing me off and i dont even really know what that is but i know that fuckin obama probably has something to do with it godamn it and i saw lots of chemtrails in the sky today not to mention the dallas ebola outbreak goddamn obama has a lot to answer for this winter and if you liberels dont like it sign up at /r/mma and try us fools, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/videos /r/conservative and /r/conspiracy
  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PahISq6DKws
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  25. ok so why are we ok with obama fuckin spreading ebola all throught amercia with his dirtyy ass and we havent fuckin impeached him yet? impeach the goddamn disaese president he is spreading an african virus jesus christ
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  28. i bet i could fuck ur gf if i flexed my abs n lats for her
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  31. obama is responsble for the ebola outbreak in africa that goddamn dirty commjunist spreads jerms whrever he goes
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  34. dont fuck with the eagle or youl get the claws bitches (that means you muslims/russians/china)
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  37. axl rose was a true american badass motherfucker that shit he did at 0:53 seconds in was BADASS i would have done the same shit but fuckin broke a whsikey bottle over the head of the dude pissing me off while i was rockin out on stage
  38. http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=QjWb8ifZEac&u=/watch?v%3DtJiJxVnmC-8%26feature%3Dshare
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  40. all you fucks who consier yourself "liberal' can kiss my ass liverals are fuckin disaese 
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  43. www.reddit.com is where i learned to fuckin kick ass in the combat arts and fuckin shared my badass workouts if you fucks got a problem with the AMERICAN website www.reddit.com i swear to fuckin god we have problems and thats means YOU motherfucker
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  46. Rappers are retarded especially white ones if you are a real whiteboy you fuckin make REAL music, good ol rock n roll or outlaw country, fuckin wiggers hahaha
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  49. British people have weird teeth and can't beat Americans in soccer or football (the REAL football we invented with real buff men running the fuck into eachother).
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  52. AMERICA IS #1
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  55. only betas post on 9gag
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  58. you fuck with the eagle, you get the claws
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  61. hahahaha brandy scott went to community college thats like a fuckin monkey jacking off with a typewritier to a shakespeare record
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  64. fuckin 100,000 views and 69 followers, i am a goddamn reddit legend bitches over 500,000 karma
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  67. www.reddit.com sent me here and goddamn if i had tried that fakeout move i would have swiftly dodged that knee to the left grabbed his ankles and fuckin swung him around and slammed him down into the ground like i was planting a fuckin tree and if any referee had a problem with it i would fuckin bodyslam them too, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/mma and /r/combattraining
  68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifFZs-g8Mw0
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  70. www.reddit.com sent me here and oh my fuckin god if that robot had done that in my house its gettin thrown out the fuckin window and i swear i would sue roomba thats there fault for not putting an anti shit sensor in the robot if you called a lawyer you might have a case dude, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/videos and /r/legaladvice
  71. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbOqsp3oUQI
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  73. ok www.reddit.com sent me here and if this fuckin foreignor had tried to trick me and get me to eat organic shit i would have kicked his fuckin ass what do i look like a tree huggin hippie? theres nothin wrong with mcdonalds if you stick the the high protein burgers you can actually get some sick gains, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/fitness and /r/conservative
  74. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qa6QXBxxWw
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  76. www.reddit.com sent me here and if some fuckin african had exposed me to the virus like that oh my god playboy i would fuckin have grabbed him and bodyslammed him so fuckin hard in that aisle and probably beat him almost to death you dont bring that goddamn virus into america when a badass redditor like me is there to fuckin stop you in your tracks, sincerely, a well respected reddit mod from /r/conservative and /r/videos
  77. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhWVsx1U8c
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  79. ok ww.reddit.com sent me here and this is some goddamn bullshit hahaha if you wanna hear how a REAL engine is supposed to sound check out a badass motherfuckin 454 or bigass 383 stroker (thats the name of the engine im not gay bitches) american muscle for life, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/usa and /r/conservative
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  82. havin sex with ur gf right now ;) its 3AM do you know where ur gf is?  (hint: its probably my bed)
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  85. isis is offiial infiltedraded america and the liberals dont care?  guess what playboy if i see a muslim around here im fuckin puttin him under completely legal and justified citizens arrest bitches and thats my 1st amendment right bitch
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  88. throatback thursday?  what the fuck thats so goddamn liberal a real throatback thursaday would be showing our great founding fathers when they signed the decloration of indepensce and fuckin kicked the redcoat british bitches out of new york city or wherever that battle took place #TBT #tbthursday  
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  91. i fuckin did a burnout on my ridin lawnmower today bitches what the fuck did you accomplish today huh?  thats what i thought
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  94. on that day where we piss off the muslims by being naked and drinking beer all day im gonna fuckin take it to the next lvel and fuckin shit and wipe my ass with the koran hahah
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  97. fuck you obama i know you did 9/11
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  100. ahh it feels good being a southern badass who wakes up and pisses excellence its friday bitches time to go MUDDIN 
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  103. hahaha look at this fag shit this guy actually does this haha and i bet he doesnt get pussy
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  106. if you havent fuckin bought a lot of bitcoins yet i dont know what the fuck your thinking its the way to get around obama seeing how much monies you have and just like karmas on reddit you can show other redditors and brag about your bitcoins or btc as us cool redditors call it
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  109. sometimes you just gotta drink a budweiser while your taken a shit
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  112. if you liberal and down south lemme know wheere at so i can kick that ass
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  115. another badass american as fuck comment by my american brother mike roberts
  116. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywy9JEBbyuI
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  118. Real men make a living with there hands working construction or bricklaying if your a pussy ass bitch who works inside you need to fuckin grow some stones
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  121. i hate beer snobs aint nuthin wrong with a budweiser
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  124. ok so anyone who has a fuckin problem with john deere tractors can fuckin come to peanut ridge road and fuckin fight me 
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  127. hahaha this kid is a little faggot who wishes he was american
  128. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5p3kCUn5Gc
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  130. www.reddit.com sent me here and oh my god playboy if some fuckin guy had accused me of bein a molestor just for doing that i would have done the same thing he was obviously just trying to make friends with the kid and that mexican bitch was racist and didnt want a white man to be friends with him, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/conservative and /r/whiterights
  131. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNzMQokyIHg
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  133. www.reddit.com sent me here and oh my god if some fat fuck had made fun of seizures in front of me like that guess what playboy im beatin your fuckin ass because my uncle had a seizure once, sincerely, a well respected reddit mod from /r/cringe and /r/mma 
  134. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQohIb-_7vs
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  136. www.reddit.com sent me here and this goddamn commie is the reason we have the problem with obama we have today fuck this guy, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/conservative and /r/videos
  137. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoKzCff8Zbs
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  139. yeah hes one dumbass motherfucker, how do you get raped at a gay club? you were in there asking for it dude, dont deny that shit
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  142. gunna keep this short n sweet for the lil ladies out there (the opposite of my anaconda) if youy wanna dat me you gotta have a 1950s sort a view of things like not mindin the fact i be doin the work and you cook my damn food and wash my feet and clothes and what not, in return i rok your sexual world with my anaconda and you shut up, sincerely, a well respected redditor from /r/seduction and /r/relationshipadvice
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  145. lil dicky is a race music traitor (he could obviously make talented white country but hes doing wigger crap)
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  148. what the fuck is wrong with black people, being all mateirialesic and buying nikes and "jourdans" and other expensvie stupid crap haha you dumb matieralistic fucks spendin all taht money why not get the GOOD brands like CARHARTT and ROMEO boots bitches fuck mateirlistic people i only buy REAL AMERICAN BRANDS
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  151. sept 11th the day we decieded to fuckin kick the shit out of any goddamn middlee eastern shithole that decides to fuck with us, USA USA USA
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  154. hahaha look at this dude talkin about a "greasy burrito" he got in his "chalito" goddamn dude this is a classy establishment not a truck stop you shouldnt be gettin it in ur chalito in the restroom
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  157. liberals can suck my left nutt oh wait no they cant because then id fuckin be in jail for hate crime murder becuase they would fuckin love it if i offered forget i said that
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  160. www.reddit.com aka the best webstiete on earth is the place where i learned more than i did in school bitches so fuck off and hate on reddit at your own risk
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  163. ok i just saw a youtube video about fuckin obama persoanlly using the NSA to get hot nude pictures of women and shit holy fuck people youll let that liberal bastard use our computers to see us naked and you dont give a fuck?  george bush would have never done somethin like that he was faithful to laura fuck obama fuck the nssa and fuck the conspiracy and the illimunati 
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  166. america bitches right here we run shit and we fuckin dont take shit listen to a true american tell it how it is
  167. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJWLDvgQVM
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  169. Freedom is American
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  172. www.reddit.com is the best website in the world and its ran by AMERICANs dont like it?  Fuckin sign up at /r/mma and try us fool.
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  175. this is a true american right here bitches
  176. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX8RHeSuZZc
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