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- >Day Derpin it in Equestria
- >After making a deal with Celestia to never tell the ponies the truth about Earth and it's sordid past, you were made a full citizen and granted a stipend to live off of.
- >This has given you plenty of time to help out all of your brand new friends.
- >Working in the orchards, taking care of animals, helping Twilight research, anything that gains you the trust of the ponies
- >Today was one of your favorite jobs, babysitting Dinky Hooves
- >Her Mom Derpy worked hard to support them, and you loved giving a helping hand, err, hoof
- >Helping her with her homework, going on picnics in the park, playing Cowponies and Buffalos, and generally watching out for her while her Mom had to work those long nights
- >Often you would help Derpy by giving her wings a massage after a long day’s work
- >Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash loved when you did that for them.
- >You try to not to hurt them, but when they moan they tell you not to stop
- >Derpy was grateful, giving you muffins, often insisting you stay the night
- >Such a nice pony
- >Almost as kind as Fluttershy, who insisted you live with her so you didn't have to buy a house.
- >She feed you, bought you drinks and made sure you came home safely, even offered to wash your back
- >She actually insisted a couple times, good thing ponies are always naked
- >You would hate to embarrass her
- >The little pony always blushed while she cleaned you.
- >Thoroughly
- >Speaking of which
- "Alright Dinky, bath time and then into bed. You have school tomorrow, and you can’t go with tree sap in your mane."
- >"Already?"
- >She looks up from her crayons with pleading eyes
- >HGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNN
- "Ye.ye.yes."
- >Heart rate returning to-OHCOMEONNOT AGAIN
- >You collapse on the floor and die
- >Bad End
- >Wait that's not what happened at all
- >Instead you run her a bubble bath, because bubbles are awesome
- >30 minutes later you ask the bubble bearded pony who looked suspiciously like Dinky if she was ready to get out
- >After helping vanquish the sea monsters you towel her off with a super fluffy towel and tuck her into her bed
- >"Can I have a story? Pleaaaaase?"
- >Consarn these ponies they drive me to dawww
- >You read her from the latest "My Little Human" book
- >Supposed to be for little colts, but that shit is awesome
- >You stop reading as you hear her little snores, putting the bookmark in to continue next time
- >You bend down to give her a good night kiss as she turns in her sleep
- "Good night Dinky"
- >"Gdnppmhaddy"
- >Adorable, but after fixing her favorite meal of hay and flowers you haven't had any real food for hours
- >Time to put on that Viking helmet and raid the fridge
- "Flowers, muffins, hay, muffins, carrots, muffins, oatmeal, muffins, aphrodisiac, muffins
- >Wait
- >Oatmeal? Derpy you crazy
- >Grabbing a muffin you fix a meal for when Derpy finally gets off
- >You heard her talking to Carrot the other day about how she hadn't gotten off in a long time
- >Poor thing works too long
- >After a lovely plate of muffins you light a few candles to ward of grues
- >You also spread some of the rose petals from her fridge on the table to make the room smell nicer
- >Begin cleaning up Dinky's toys
- >See she has drawn a picture of the three of you holding hands under a rainbow
- “That child is trying to kill me with cuteness. I know it.”
- >Not much later Derpy comes home exhausted, but smiles when she sees you at the candle lit dinner
- >"For me? You sly human."
- >She looks at you, or tries to, with her eyes half lidded
- >Poor thing must be exhausted, can't keep her eyes open
- >You listen as she talks about her day
- >"And then Bon Bon started singing and I was caught in the dance number. Almost didn't finish my deliveries on time. But coming home to you and Dinky makes it all worth it"
- >She places her hoof over your hand nuzzles against you
- >She hugs you and runs her hoof across your back and ass
- >Must be a pony thing, every other mare seems to do that too
- >You pick her up and start carrying her to her bed
- >"Anon? What are you-?"
- "Let's get you into bed Derpy. Can't let my favorite pony down."
- >She squees as you lay her down on the satin sheets, pulling you down onto them and whispering into your ear
- >"Let's get you into something more comfortable."
- >So tired she can't even speak loudly.
- >She begins taking your clothes off with her teeth, swishing her tail over your newly naked body
- >"Wait right here studmuffin"
- >She walks into her bathroom and you watch that bubble butt sway from side to side
- >Derpy easily has the nicest ass in Equestria
- >Honestly, her coworker Jack is the nicest Donkey you ever met
- >Instead of coming back with a bathrobe like you thought when she said something more comfortable
- >She's wearing a set of black lace lingerie designed by Rarity
- >She flies onto your lap and starts rubbing her hoof in circles on your chest
- >"You're such a kind po-erson, and you've been so good to us. Why don't I give you a reward?"
- >She wraps her hoofs around your head
- >"You're going to be a great dad."
- >Hold on.
- >Processing
- >She might be coming onto you.
- >At that you think back to the greatest advice your Great Uncle ever gave you
- >"If you beat her up you can get the money back!"
- >Oh Gruncle, why you acking so cray-cray
- >Okay, second best advice
- >"Kid, never stick it in the crazy. Or a garbage disposal. But of the two, never choose the crazy."
- >So...
- >Crazy eyes staring at you?
- >Yeah, but she's Derpy Hooves
- >Talking about you being a Daddy
- >Kinda weird....but still....
- >Bowl of oatmea-OSNAP
- >Run out of there so fast Kenyans say DAMN
- >Running naked through Ponyville, random mares wolf-whistling at you
- "How do they do that with hooves?"
- >Run faster when you hear Derpy calling out behind you
- >"Come back! I just want to give you my love muffin! I just don't know what went wrong!"
- >Suspect lovemuffin isn't a real muffin
- [spoiler]It's her vagina[/spoiler]
- >Need to get somewhere safe while this blows over
- "Fluttershy! I hope she doesn't mind I'm nude."
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