Unconventional Magic - 14: Unexplainable Magic

EDIT: (Oct. 28)
I was planning on ending this story fairly soon, but as I was writing the second half of this chapter I started coming up with ideas on how I could possibly make it last longer. So we'll just have to see how it goes. However there's two other stories I want to start working on, but I'll probably just take up one of them for now.
Anyway, thanks to those of you who have stuck around up until now: based on paste hits, I'm losing readers as this story goes along, but I won't let it stop me.
Enough bullshit from me though. Thanks again, hopefully you'll enjoy.

>The real world finally starts coming back to you
>Your senses slowly return
>The first thing you notice is that you're in your own bed
>And thankfully it felt like you were alone
>When you eventually manage to open your eyes enough, you can confirm that
>Sure you would have liked to see Twilight here, but it's just as well you didn't sleep with anyp0ny else last night
>As you open your eyes some more and scan around, you make the mistake of looking out your bedroom window directly at the rising sun
>Your eyes are forced shut and you turn the other way, giving them time to adjust again
>Once they do, you slowly sit up and stand from the bed
>Aaaand there's the headache
>And something else
>Clenching your head with a hand, you take a trip to your bathroom and drain it all
>Might as well get dressed and check the damage, you don't quite remember everything from last night
>The first place you check is the guest bedroom
>Peeking your head in the door, you see nop0ny on the bed, but the blankets are messed up, so somep0ny was there
>As soon as you begin to traverse down the stairs, a divine scent assaults your nostrils
>Smells like... pancakes
>When you make it down and into the living room, you spot Vinyl sitting on the couch, slouched over against the back
>There's a couple restaraunt to-go boxes on the table in front of the couch too
>Well, that explains the smell

>Vinyl looks wrecked though, her mane is trashed and she barely looks awake
>But you probably don't look any better
"Hey, Vinyl."
>In the slowest possible manor, she turns her head to look at you
>"Sup dude, 'bout time you woke up."
"Hmm? Hey now, you passed out long before I did. How long have you been up anyway?"
>"I dunno, an hour maybe? Figured since ya didn't have any food I'd get us some breakfast."
"Oh, well thanks. I'm surprised you were able to manage that, you don't look so good."
>"Ah it's not so bad, I'm used to mornings like these. I do gotta get going soon though, so let's eat."
>Well, can't pass up a breakfast like this
>You take a seat on the couch and open a box to find pancakes, sausage, bacon, and hashbrowns
>No complaining here, you could go for that every morning
>It's a good thing enough p0nies around here like to eat meat, otherwise you'd be in trouble
>You and Vinyl go through breakfast mostly in silence
>When you're done, you speak up
"Thanks for this Vinyl, couldn't have asked for anything better to wake up to this morning."
>"Don't mention it man. Consider it my thanks for letting me stay here over night."
"Alright, if you say so, but you kinda already gave me your thanks yesterday."
>She raises an eyebrow and you show her a sly grin
>"Ahh, right. Well that was something we both wanted, right?"
"Heh, yeah I guess."

>"Good. Well hey I gotta get my equipment from Sugarcube Corner and hit the next train back to Manehatten."
"Want me to take ya there?"
>"Thanks but I could use some more walking."
>Vinyl heads for the door and opens it with her magic before stopping and turning her head back
>"I'll come back when I get a chance, but don't be afraid to come visit Manehatten some time."
"Manehatten? Can't say I've ever been there, I think the p0nies would probably freak out when they saw me."
>"Ha, yeah well the city could use some more excitement. Anyway I'll catch ya later Anon, thanks for everything." Vinyl says as she walks out the door
"Yeah, see ya." you respond, walking up to the door and peering outside as she leaves
>You take the time to take in some brisk morning air, and gaze up the road and along Sweet Apple Acres
>Well what do you know, Applejack was already up and working
>Guess you might as well head over too
>After stepping out and closing the door behind you, that's exactly what you do
>As you approach Applejack, you see that she looks completely normal, bucking trees as usual, not phased at all from the night before
"Hey AJ, feeling alright this morning?"
>"Ha, you kiddin' me? Aint no hangover gonna stop me, how 'bout you?"
"Oh, well.. Yeah, bit of a headache but I'm okay I guess. No, wait, I'm better than okay, because I totally beat you last night!"
>"Oh yeah? Ah'm not so sure 'bout that Anon."

"Why? I watched your happy ass fall out of a chair and pass out. Which means I won."
>"Hmph. Fine, you won Anon. But at least Ah can recover better!"
"Hmm, yeah I'll give you that much. Guess I'll get to work too then."
>As you're casualy strolling through the orchards and mostly separating bruised apples from the rest, a memory from the night before comes to mind
>Pinkie Pie
>Did she really do what you think she did?
>And where the hell was she this morning?
>Maybe she just went home afterward
>After all, it didn't seem like the alcohol affected her much
>But, if that did happen, then you should have her abilities
>Okay, you have to try this
>What's something she typically spawns out of thin air...
>A pie?
>Yeah, that'll work
>You stop in your tracks and hold out your hands
>All you know is to focus magic, so that's what you do
>You focus more and more, picturing a fresh apple pie in your mind
>Seconds go by, followed by minutes, and nothing happens
>You're beginning to get a little frustrated
>But then you realize, there's no way what she does is magic, unless it's some new form that nobody knows about, not even her
>Hmm... this is gonna be difficult
>Your focus is destroyed when you feel a pair of hooves smack your back
>"HEY!" Applejack yells as she hits you
>Needless to say it startled the shit out of you
>You flinched forward, hands raising into the air, turning around to see Applejack grinning at you

>"Just what in the hay are ya doin' Anon? That don't look like wo-"
>She's cut off as an apple pie lands on her face from above
>Wait, what the shit?
>It worked?
>"Wh-what the... apple pie? Where'd this come from?"
>Applejack is dumbfounded, but begins licking the pie off her face anyway
"I.. Hmm, that's gonna be difficult to control..."
>"Wait, are ya sayin' you did that?"
"Yeah, I think so. Hmm, maybe it'd be easier to try something a little more simple."
>Pondering this a bit more, you go into deep thought
>"Huh? Anon what are ya doin' now?"
>You just tone her out
>Hmm, something simple...
>Think Anon think, you're going to want to have this figured out by Nightmare Night so you could really scare off p0nies with something new
>Wait, speaking of Nightmare Night... maybe you could summon a costume
>Something like... Batman maybe
>Sure, that seems fitting
>Over-used, sure, but not like any creature in this world knows who or what he is
>His suit might be a bit too complex though
>If you could barely form a simple apple pie, you had no hope of doing this
>Maybe just a detailed image or something then that you could give to Rarity and hope that she could replicate it
>Hmm, of course she could replicate it, if she had the material anyway
>Once again your train of thought is wrecked as Applejack screams in your face and pushes you to the ground on your ass
"AAHHH! What the fuck!?"

>"Yer zonin' out on me, just what in the hay are ya doin'?"
"I- *sigh* I don't know, trying to figure out some new magic I guess? Sorry, I'll deal with it later and get back to work then."
>"Good, cause we need to get them bruised apples sorted out fer the hogs, they're gettin' low."
>With that Applejack walks away, but before you get up, you notice something floating down onto your lap
>No way, you've gotta be kidding
>It was a large image showing the front and back of the Dark Knight bat suit
>Needless to say, you were confused
>On the other hand, you were able to pull it off so who cares?
>When Applejack isn't looking, you teleport into Carousel Boutique
>You spot Rarity waving goodbye to somep0ny as they exit the front door
>When she turns around and spots you, she gasps and flinches back
"Hi Rarity!"
>"Wh- Anon! You really shouldn't sneak up on p0nies like that!"
"Oh, yeah sorry. You got a minute?"
>"Well sure I suppose, what do you need?"
"Take a look at this would ya?"
>You hold out the photo and Rarity takes it out of your hands with her magic, holding it in front of her face
"This is a costume of a popular fictional hero back from my world, real dark character. Do you think you'd be able to craft something like that suit for me?"
>"Oh my, it's.. well, it's not very fashionable, to say the least." she says, still looking it over in detail
"Well, it's meant for Nightmare Night."

>"Hmm, alright then.. It looks quite complex in some areas, but I doubt it will be too difficult. Hmm... Looks to me like it was meant to be rather durable, just what kind of materials are used in this anyway?"
"That's a good question, there's a lot. All I can really think of from the top of my head is the carbon-fiber plates or kevlar, but I'm not convinced that's something one can get their hands on in this world."
>"They sure don't sound familiar to me."
"Dang... Well it doesn't need to be perfect. I'll accept whatever you're able to make out of it, and I'll pay you of course. That is, if you're willing."
>"Well, business is a tad light at the moment, so I'll give it a shot. Anything else?"
"Hmm... Oh, do you think you could make a matching codpiece that could, umm... conceal me, when I'm using magic?"
>"Hmm? Ooooh, that. Yes, that should be easy."
"Awesome! I think that's about it then. You have my measurements, right?"
>"That I do."
"Alright, well I gotta get back to work, so I'll see ya later. And thanks a lot!"
>"But of course, you take care now Anonymous."
>With that, you teleport back to the orchards and resume your work
>Running around during Nightmare Night in a Dark Knight suit would be great
>Sure it would be a little cliché, but nop0ny would know anything about that
>That's still a couple weeks away though, so Rarity should have enough time to finish it
>But what else would be on the agenda for today?

>Hmm... maybe there is one thing
>When your work at home is all said and done, you take a stroll into P0nyville
>As you approach the market, your senses are assaulted by various scents coming from all sorts of food and other goods
>One of the more prominent scents was from your family's apple stand
>The only other thing that ever really stood out was the scent of flowers from Rose's stand
>The scent of her roses was abnormaly strong, but they were divine
>Hmm, maybe Twilight would like some roses?
>You'll have to keep that in mind, maybe even ask her some time
>Continuing further, another sight and smell triggers a recent memory
>You spot Berry Punch and her punch stand, remembering what you saw a couple nights ago
>Right, that's what you came here for anyway
>"Thank you, enjoy!" she says, waving to another p0ny as they leave her stand with a jug of punch
"Hey there Berry." you say, grabbing her attention
>"Oh, h-hi Anon, how are you today?"
"Great, and yourself?"
>"Great as well!" she says, giggling nervously "And even better now. What can I do for you?"
>Even better now huh?
"Oh, well I guess I've just been curious about something since a couple nights ago. I was wondering how you made this punch?"
>She eyes you for a moment with a nervous look
>"H-how I make it? Oh, well.. it's a secret recipe, yeah that's it. No telling!"
"Hmm.. Yeah, I guess that's a good way of putting it."
>Berry looks on at you, confused

"I know your secret Berry." you say, giving a deadpan stare
>Making sure there's nop0ny within earshot, you lean over her stand and get closer to her, as she slowly backs away
"I know your punch comes from... well, you."
>"W-what are y-you talking about, Anon?"
>She's blushing and incredibly nervous, scared even
"You don't have to hide it Berry. I am curious though,-"
>You stop when you realize she's shaking and trying not to cry
>"Y-y-y-you kn-know?"
"Calm down, I haven't told anybody else about it. And I'm willing to keep it that way."
>"Wh-what do y-you mean?"
"I'm curious. I want to know why, and how, you're able to produce something like that."
>"O-oh, well.. I don't know..."
>She takes a moment to regain her composure before continuing
>"It doesn't make sense, it never has... But once I discovered it, I couldn't help but do some, uh.. testing.. And when I learned how clean, and healthy, and tasty it was, I.. I couldn't help but share it... It's sickening, I know, and I'm sorry!"
"I see... Well, yeah the concept is disgusting, but it is incredibly tasty."
>"So, you won't.. tell anyp0ny about this then?"
"Well, I wanted to know how and why this happens, and, since you can't tell me-"
>"Oh come on, I don't know, honestly! What else could I do?"
"Hmm... is there something here you want?" you ask, showing a sly grin
>Berry begins blushing at the sight and question
>"Um- I, uhh, well.."

"Because, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind getting a taste of that punch from the source."
>Her face turns completely flush at this point, and she can't seem to find the right words to respond with
>You chuckle at her and continue on
"It's okay Berry, I won't pressure yo-"
>"No, no, I'm... okay with it, I guess." she responds, smiling
"Oh. Wel-"
>"But aren't you with Twilight Sparkle now?"
"Yeah, but.. well, here's the thing. These powers and abilities I get are acquired through sex. Twilight hasn't been able to figure it out yet, but for whatever reason, she actually wants me to discover new and unique things, like what you have, and um.. acquire them for myself, so she can have more interesting things to study."
>"That's all- very, odd, I guess."
"Yeah, among other things. Think about it though, the research could go a long way. And studying new things like this is kind a big passion of hers, so I can understand that much."
>"Yeah. So, you think that if you, uh.. rut me, that you'll be able to, umm... produce your own punch?"
"Basically. That's the idea anyway, I'm not sure how it would turn out or if it would even work at all. But if you're willing, why not give it a shot? Plus you get to experience something new and potentially exciting too, right?"
>She blushes again at the thought, nodding her head
>"Yeah, that's right. So, when do you want to do this hmm?"
"How about we meet up when you're done here later today?"

>"Oh, sure that sounds fine!" she says, giggling a little
>Catching your attention was a stray fresh berry scent; slightly musky as well
>You raise an eyebrow at Berry
>She blushes a bit and looks away
"Okay, that's a little ridiculous. Are you sure you can wait that long?"
>"O-oh, yeah, sure. It's just.. hard to control sometimes.. I'm sorry."
"We can take care of it if you want, ya know."
>Berry looks around, nop0ny seems to be looking or noticing anything
>She trots over behind the stand nearest to hers, which was Rose's
>"Rose, would you mind watching my stand for a few minutes? Anonymous needs to take me to go see somep0ny about something right now."
>"Oh, sure thing Berry."
>"Thanks!"
>Berry trots out to you and nods
>You kneel down and place a hand on her head
>Conjuring a bit of magic, the two of you are instantly moved into your guest bedroom
>Judging by what she put out the other night, you don't want her to explode all over your own bed
>Instead she explodes all over your guest-bed, 'berry-soup' everywhere
>The scent was nice, and so was the taste
>Warm, but sweet and full of flavor
>You shouldn't wait long to clean this up, but at least you knew the room would smell nice for a while
>When you're both cleaned up, you teleport back to her stand at the market
>"Thanks again Anonymous, that was much better than I expected. So when will you know if it worked?"

"Well I can't say I want to try it myself, so... well, hopefully soon. I have to thank you too though, this could go a long way. And you can continue doing this without worrying about anyp0ny finding out."
>Berry smiles
>"Good, but what about Twilight?"
"Well, I don't plan on telling her where it came from, but I doubt it will be hard for her to figure out. I'll be sure she keeps quiet about it though okay? She'll have to anyway otherwise I won't let her study it."
>"Ha, okay then. So I guess I'll see you later then?"
"Oh yeah, I'll be around. I'll be sure to let you know what we find out too, you never know, we might be able to help you out too."
>"Oh, sure that'd be great, please do!"
"Okay, well, catch ya later Berry."
>"Bye Anonymous!"
>What now...
>Some time this evening you'll have to convince Twilight to give you a taste and see if it worked
>Might as well head there now and hang out
>Upon arriving within her tree-house library, you spot her doing; what else, going over a check-list and organizing books
>She's too focused to notice you, so you just casually walk over to a couch and sit yourself down
>A few minutes pass, and she looks to be conflicted with something
>"Hey Anon can you help me out here?" she says without turning to look at you
>What the hell?
>Twilight stops and thinks for a moment before hastily turning around and spotting you on the couch
>"Anon!" she yells, diving onto you as she goes in for a hug

"Hey Twi, I was wondering when you'd notice me."
>"Oh, heh, sorry, I've just been super busy. You haven't been here very long have you?"
"Nah, just a couple minutes. So what did you need help with?"
>Twilight looks over her checklist for a moment
>"Oh, nevermind. Silly me, overlooking things again." she says followed by giggling
"Alrighty then."
>"So what's up?"
"Nothing much. I do have some science to do, but I need your help."
>Twilight responds with a light 'squee'
>"Oh yeah? Well what is it?"
"It's, uhh.. kinda private. It can wait until you're done with everything else."
>"Private? What do- Ooooh, you don't mean-"
"Yeah. I may have acquired something new, but I'm not sure yet. The problem is I need somep0ny else to test it for me, and it has to be you."
>Twilight looks confused, but nods her head
>"Okay, now I'm interested. And super anxious, just what is it you got?"
"Sorry, not telling. You'll just have to find out for youself." you say giving her a smug look
>Twilight scoffs and turns away
>"Fine, I'm almost done here anyway."
>Not wanting to disrupt her perfectly scheduled work day, you grab an advanced spell-book from the shelves and begin to skim through it
>Before you realize it, over an hour had passed
"Hey Twi, didn't you say you were almost done?"
>"Hmm? Oh, yeah, almost done. Yep."
"You said that over an hour ago..."
>"I did? Oh... well, hang on, just a few more minutes."

>Letting out a sigh, you get up and head for Twilight's kitchen
"I'm getting hungry, want anything?"
>"Sure, whatever you make is fine."
>Hmm...
>After skimming through Twilight's kitchen, you decide to just maker her a daisy sandwich
>When that's done you teleport to Sweet Apple Acres and ninja a chunk of apple cobbler from their fridge, placing a few bits in it's place
>Not that they would mind, but you still didn't want to take it without leaving a little something for them
>When you arrive back at Twilight's, she was sitting down eating her sandwich
>"Oh I was wondering where you went. Thanks for th- Is that apple cobbler?"
"Yep. Want some?"
>"What kind of question is that, of course I do!"
>Oh well, you got enough, couldn't hurt to share a bit
"So where's Spike anyway?"
>"He's over at Rarity's."
"Hmm, I can't imagine why." you say sarcastically
>Twilight giggles
>"What, you think he hasn't given up on her yet?"
"Are you kidding me? I don't think he ever will. Then again he probably has a better chance with Sweetie Belle, so who knows what he's doing."
>Twilight stops chewing and tilts her head sideways at you
"What? ...Probably not something you want to think about, is it?"
>She nods her head, mouth still full of sandwich
"Fair enough."
>Twilight resumes, and you both soon finish
>"Okay, well I'm all done, and now that we've had some food, I think it's time for science!"
>Oh how you just love that enthusiasm of hers

"Science comes second. First, I need you to find out if this worked or not."
>"Oh, right. Well, what do I need to do?"
"Will Spike be home any time soon?"
>"Probably not, why?"
"You'll see."
>You stand up and place a hand on Twilight, teleporting you both up to her room
>After picking up Twilight and placing her on her bed, you take your clothes off and sit on her bed next to her
>You're both sitting on the bed facing each-other now, Twilight eye'ing your slowly growing member
>"Anon, do you need to rut me to find out? I thought you said I needed to do it?"
"You do Twi. I could rut you, and.. well, don't get me wrong, I want to, but it won't be a good way to test this."
>"Then what is?"
"I need a blowjob Twi. And you will need to take it all down when I'm done. Or, some anyway."
>Twilight looks at you, confused and slightly blushing
>"That's... actually, that sounds interesting, but I don't imagine it tasting very good."
"Oh believe me, if this did work you won't regret it at all."
>"Alright, if you say so. You ready?"
"Take a look." you say, motioning to your now fully-erect wang
>Twilight giggles and lays down in front of you, getting into position
>She found a good rythm before long and worked her tongue to a satisfying level at least
>When you near your peak, you place a hand behind her head to make sure you unleash it all inside of her mouth

>Her eyes widen when you release, but she begins to move her tongue around some more, lapping up the rest that drizzles out and taking in the taste
>She begins to swallow and eventually takes you out of her mouth
>After taking a breath, she looks up at you
>"Anon, that was delicious! It tastes just like Berry's punch!"
"Well, that means it worked then. I want to tell you to not think about it, but I know you'll figure it out soon enough. You're too smart not to."
>Twilight smiles at your comment
>"Figure what out?"
"Umm... nothing?"
>Twilight glares at you, then begins to think
>A few moments pass, and she mutters a few words here and there
>"Tastes like Berry's punch..."
>"So...  you rutted her I take it?"
"Well that one's easy."
>"Hmm..."
>More seconds pass
>"Does... does she taste li-"
>Twilight gasps
"Yeah. Her punch comes from... well, her."
>"That's disgusting!"
"I know, but it tastes great doesn't it? Here's the weird thing: she says she did some testing on it a while back when she first discovered it, and that it turned out to be rather clean and healthy. But she also has no idea how or why it happens, and after hearing all that I just couldn't leave it alone. I promised Berry we would keep quiet about this so we could have a chance to research it together."
>"Oh, I see. Well... since it's coming from you now, it's okay. This is really unique, we'll need to do this again soon so I can get some samples."

"Fine with me!"
>Twilight giggles
>"We may need to take a close look at Berry too though, I'm not sure all the answers will be in you."
"Fair enough, but let's figure out what we can first."
>Before long, Spike comes back
>After he falls asleep, you and Twilight head into her basement to get some 'samples.'
>Needless to say that ended up being a pretty good night for you