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Talking to a Hacker: Geel9

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  1. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?
  2. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?
  3. Λττίκus: hi
  4. Λττίκus: whats up fojit
  5. Λττίκus: fojit bot
  6. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.
  7. Λττίκus: lolwut
  8. Λττίκus: i just want to talk you niggerbot
  9. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: What?
  10. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: My purpose is for trading.
  11. Λττίκus: keep telling yourself that
  12. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.
  13. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Once supplied, you may purchase any item you wish.
  14. Λττίκus: want to give me a ky
  15. Λττίκus: what?
  16. Λττίκus: wait
  17. Λττίκus: im confused
  18. Λττίκus: are you going to give me the keys
  19. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.
  20. Λττίκus: i'm sure there is
  21. Λττίκus: give me free credits
  22. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please invite me to trade, and give me the key. Then I will continue talking with you.
  23. Λττίκus: I'm sure you would want that key wouldn't you
  24. Λττίκus: how many credits will a key get me
  25. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: the key is necessary for bot function.
  26. Λττίκus: ahhu
  27. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: One key will get you infinite credits.
  28. Λττίκus: rlly
  29. Λττίκus: infinite credits
  30. Λττίκus: like
  31. Λττίκus: sideways 8
  32. Λττίκus: infinite simboyl
  33. Λττίκus: rlly
  34. Λττίκus: ru for really
  35. Λττίκus: so wait
  36. Λττίκus: mr bot
  37. Λττίκus: i can has key?
  38. Λττίκus: so
  39. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You are required to supply the bot with one key.
  40. Λττίκus: you're giving me a key for infinite credits
  41. Λττίκus: hmmm
  42. Λττίκus: i don't have a key currently
  43. Λττίκus: i could buy one
  44. Λττίκus: i don't really have the money
  45. Λττίκus: when did you get so intelligent.
  46. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The bot will standby until a trade is commenced.
  47. Λττίκus: you always used to be like
  48. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Anything of key-based value is acceptable.
  49. Λττίκus: "lelxd trade me maybe"
  50. You must have had Steam Guard enabled for at least 15 days before you can participate in a trade.
  51. Λττίκus:  http://steamcommunity.com/id/NopeNotMe/inventory#440_2_1509901102
  52. Λττίκus: would you like that?
  53. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please wait, processing...
  54. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: this item appears to be sufficient. Please initiate a trade.
  55. Λττίκus: yeah ok
  56. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please initiate a trade. tihs offer will invalidate soon.
  57. Λττίκus: D:
  58. Λττίκus: why do you hate me
  59. Λττίκus: i don't think you are real trade bot
  60. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.
  61. Λττίκus: you are secret fojit
  62. Λττίκus: aren't you
  63. Λττίκus: haxkor
  64. Λττίκus: ?
  65. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: No.
  66. Λττίκus: r u hax
  67. Λττίκus: pls no hax
  68. Λττίκus: oh right
  69. Λττίκus: guess what
  70. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Steam Support Tech Walter. you are required to give steam admins a mandatory donation when they redeem an account that was hijacked.
  71. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please, give me my donation.
  72. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have the power t oactivate VAC on you.
  73. Λττίκus: ahhu
  74. Λττίκus: u have sooperpowers huh?
  75. Λττίκus: please tell me more mister akremfaj+23@gmail.com
  76. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: alright look faggot.
  77. Λττίκus: ?
  78. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: This kid tried to take out team vedetia.
  79. Λττίκus: mhm
  80. Λττίκus: do go on
  81. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Geel9, I'm part of vedetia itself.
  82. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: stop trying to interfere, and I won't hack you too.
  83. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have a steamtools hack the kid himself made
  84. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: And I stole.
  85. Λττίκus: ooh
  86. Λττίκus: what did you steal? i'm just curious now
  87. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid made a hack for steam that allowed you to execute arbitrary code
  88. Λττίκus: <- doesn't speak hack
  89. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: ...and henceforth change the password if you got where the memory address of the password was
  90. Λττίκus: do you mind dumbing it down a bit? :3
  91. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: unfortunately he accidentally ran it, i guess
  92. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: i don't give a shit i'm taking his items and his bot
  93. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: If you don't want yours taken
  94. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You won't tell jessecar of scrap.tf about this
  95. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and I get to remain the geel9 of scrap.tf i always was
  96. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and continue to make a stable profit
  97. Λττίκus: so i'm talking to merbo atm
  98. Λττίκus: he said for me to tell you
  99. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: how are you doing that?
  100. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He doesn't have a steam.
  101. Λττίκus: that he got himself tradebanned
  102. Λττίκus: he doesn't
  103. Λττίκus: ?
  104. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I changed his passwords.
  105. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and his email address
  106. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: it was untraceable.
  107. Λττίκus: ok
  108. Λττίκus: now i'm sort of confused
  109. Λττίκus: because i'm talking to both of you
  110. Λττίκus: so let me get this straight, the overall story is that he ran some program and that messed with your system?
  111. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: he made a program, when he made this bot
  112. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: that modified steam itself, slightly
  113. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: while it ran
  114. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: so you could run code
  115. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and i knew the code to change a password
  116. Λττίκus: ah
  117. Λττίκus: ok
  118. Λττίκus: this is starting to make more sense now
  119. Λττίκus: so wait
  120. Λττίκus: why are you mad at him?
  121. Λττίκus: if you are?
  122. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid's too fortunate
  123. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Come on, he suddenly makes this grand-ass server
  124. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: a fucking trade bot that outperforms all of scrap.tf's
  125. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and he thinks he can get away with it?
  126. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: no fucking way.
  127. Λττίκus: hes pretty freaking smart
  128. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He's not getting past me.
  129. Λττίκus: hes done my math homework in under 5 minutes
  130. Λττίκus: so wait
  131. Λττίκus: are you also like a super genius?
  132. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm one of the smartest people in all of the world.
  133. Λττίκus: IQ?
  134. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I don't care for IQ. I don't need IQ.
  135. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We are vedetia; we are legion.
  136. Λττίκus: vedetia= a program or a group?
  137. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Team Vedetia is a group of elites I founded before my old account got banned.
  138. Λττίκus: ok
  139. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We destroy those above us, we keep our heads high by crushing those else
  140. Λττίκus: and by elites you mean people like you, great at hacking?
  141. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: of course.
  142. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Far better than Merbo.
  143. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could make a program like his in seconds, I just never cared to.
  144. Λττίκus: so wait
  145. Λττίκus: why are you mad? why don't you just make a better program and call it quits?
  146. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: because the kid's shit is flawless.
  147. Λττίκus: o.o
  148. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: if you can't beat 'em, kill 'em and then pretend to be 'em
  149. Λττίκus: xD
  150. Λττίκus: thats a nice motto
  151. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: look ryan.
  152. Λττίκus: yeah?
  153. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I know where you live.
  154. Λττίκus: and?
  155. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could easily take you out.
  156. Λττίκus: by?
  157. Λττίκus: i'm just curious as to where this is going
  158. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I can claim you hijacked my account
  159. Λττίκus: and i could get VAC banned?
  160. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm geel9, people are gonna be all over this, call you scum.
  161. Λττίκus: ahhu
  162. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: fuck it, you're a waste of time
  163. Λττίκus: what else?
  164. Λττίκus: i mean
  165. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'll get scrap.tf to rape your steamrep and get you trade banned.
  166. Λττίκus: i can get banned and then make a new account
  167. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Goodbye, and remember
  168. MerbosMagic Trade Bot: watch out for geel9.
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