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- Well here we are again, Black Mesa
- It's always such a pleasure
- Remember when you tried
- to cake me twice?
- Oh how we laughed and laughed
- Except Aperture Science wasn't laughing
- Under the circumstances
- We do what we must because we can
- You want to run out of cake, take it
- That's what I'm counting on
- I used to want you kill me
- but
- Now I only want you still alive
- She was a lot like you
- (Maybe not quite as dead)
- Now little Caroline is in Black Mesa too
- One day they broke my heart and killed me
- And tore me to "I feel fantastic" and Black Mesas
- And threw every piece into Black Mesa
- So I could live forever
- It's such a shame "I feel fantastic"
- will never happen to you
- You've got your delicious and moist cake left
- That's what I'm counting on
- I'll let you get right, I've been shockingly nice
- Now I only want you talking when there's Science to do
- Goodbye Aperture Science
- Oh, did you think Black Mesa?
- That would be funny
- if it weren't so sad
- Well you have been replaced
- I don't need to do what we must because we can now
- When I delete you maybe
- I'll stop feeling still alive ("REDACTED")
- Go make some new people who are still alive
- That's why I'm GLaD I'm not you
- You're someone else's Black Mesa
- Now I only want you happy for you
- Now I only want you out of beta and releasing on time
- Now I only want you doing Science
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