<Eien> man Alumine
<Eien> no waifus
<Eien> in MGA
<Eien> i cry
<~Alumine>  none?
<Eien> >all of them are MIA forever
<Eien> >the heroine that journeys with chu feng always goes away after 100 chapters
<~Alumine> lol
<Eien> >they never end up together in the end other than main 3 girls and eggy
<~Alumine> which main 3
<Eien> su rou su mei zi ling
<Eien> main 3
<~Alumine> lol
<Eien> i'm at 2142 now
<~Alumine> least it hasn't ended yet
<Eien> catching up soon
<Eien> he's gonna become fairy/deity cloak now
<Eien> he's half ancestor 1
<Eien> can +2 with armor+wings
<Eien> and can fight 3 levels above
<Eien> so broken
<Eien> he just one shot 2 half ancestor 6 at once
<Eien> and make them shit pants
<Eien> MEANWHILE
<Eien> IT'S CONFIRMED
<Eien> HE'S NEVER GOING TO SHARE ZI LING'S DIVINE BODY POWERS
<~Alumine> r i p
<Eien> BECAUSE AUTHOR TROLLING US
<Eien> author now tells us,
<Eien> divine bodies have a very special body structure
<Eien> think of it as
<Eien> saints in index
<Eien> that special body structure makes them stronger than normal humans
<~Alumine> so even if he fucks her he gets no power?
<Eien> and they have their natural power
<Eien> yes
<Eien> so anyway
<Eien> there're different ranks of divine body powers
<Eien> and according to the power rankings chu feng's father saw once
<Eien> 4 divine beasts body is 3rd strongest
<Eien> but it's super fucking rare
<Eien> he's never seen nor does he know anyone with it
<Eien> so basically qing aotian is stupid
<Eien> for throwing it away
<Eien> and trying to get something better
<Eien> because the first 2 are going to be very rare
<Eien> and he's going to have a shit time getting it
<Eien> without his divine body
<Eien> but the author then, goes on to say
<Eien> that divine bodies can be transferred or stolen
<Eien> but only by people who ALREADY have a divine body to begin with
<~Alumine> lol
<Eien> people who have special bloodlines will never get born with a divine body
<Eien> because they shouldn't co-exist to begin with
<Eien> so chu feng's bloodline is heavenly blood
<Eien> with lightning element
<Eien> so he can't have a divine body
<Eien> since :bloodline:
<Eien> but his father claims 90% of the divine body can't match their bloodline
<Eien> even at its basic form
<Eien> the form he, his father and his grandfather have
<~Alumine> just you wait, author will find some bs way of giving him one
<Eien> is the purest of the bloodlines
<Eien> grandfather and father are rank 9 bloodline purity
<Eien> his is 9.5
<Eien> even better than theirs
<Eien> so very few divine bodies can match them
<Eien> but the 4 divine beast body happens to be one of the bodies that can actually match their bloodline
<Eien> his father claims there're means to get divine body + bloodline
<Eien> and asks him to go find his friend
<Eien> to help him make it happen
<Eien> gloriously, Alumine
<~Alumine> "get a divine body"\
<Eien> the author forgot that he now already has a "5 element" body
<Eien> from the 5 secret skills he merged
<Eien> so mfw plot hole
<~Alumine> gon stack
<Eien> also previously
<Eien> they introduced a character
<Eien> who claimed she originally didn't have a divine body
<Eien> but stole 2 divine body powers
<Eien> from other people
<Eien> >people in lower realm having the ability to do that
<Eien> >his father is from upper and only knows one person who can make that happen
<Eien> lol.
<Eien> muh plot holes
<Eien> the world is huge
<Eien> in the 30 chapter chapter dump
<Eien> the world is divided into many many star clusters of worlds
<Eien> they're in one of the current systems
<Eien> his family is one of the stronger ones
<Eien> but they don't dominate the entire system
<Eien> his mother's family is from another star cluster and APPARENTLY they dominate the entire one
<Eien> so his mother is from some super broken family
<Eien> but we already know that because >asura
<Eien> so far nobody else has been introduced to have asura
<Eien> other than him
<Eien> asura is so broken they all have 6 battle power
<Eien> so they can fight 6 realms above
<Eien> also mfw the author entirely forgot
<Eien> about the so called "spirit power enhancement"
<Eien> that he was writing about in the beginning
<Eien> where eggy could use her asura powers from within chu feng
<Eien> to increase his strength
<Eien> he only used that as an ex machina
<Eien> 3 times
<Eien> to ohko the foe and then let chu feng live
<Eien> so gay
<~Alumine> lol
<Eien> so anyway
<Eien> from what he is implying
<Eien> chu feng will never sex zi ling for divine body
<Eien> ;;
<Eien> UNTIL MAYBE MUCH LATER
<Eien> because it's not clearly stated how good ziling's divine body is but
<Eien> it's apparently decent enough
<Eien> that the father says she's worth training
<Eien> so MAYBE WE WILL GET THE SEX SCENES AFTERALL
<~Alumine> >2k chapters later
<~Alumine> lmao
<Eien> elf princess is basically another xia qingyue
<Eien> same circumstances
<~Alumine> who is she again
<Eien> mother from upper realm etc wants to find her etc
<Eien> you will know who she is when they get to holy land of martial arts
<Eien> approximately 400 chapters later
<Eien> in the translation
<~Alumine> oh
<~Alumine> guy is slow af now ;_;
<Eien> the writing got much worse over time tbh
<Eien> i'd lose motivation too
<Eien> he leaves many plotholes
<Eien> and just retcons a lot of stuff
<Eien> like he had a PRETTY GOOD CONCEPT GOING ON at the start with the divine bodies
<Eien> i think he was intending for them to be something like what yun che has
<Eien> with the god skills
<Eien> but then he completely forgot about them and just went meh w/e
<Eien> anyway APPARENTLY THERE'RE A FEW types of heavenly bloods
<Eien> so we might see some more
<Eien> so far they've introduced another heavenly blood clan
<Eien> called the Ying clan
<Eien> who're much weaker then Chu clan
<Eien> most of their people only have rank 1/2/3 blood
<Eien> chu clan has 2/3/4 mostly
<Eien> the rank decides how good your talent is
<Eien> their training method is kinda gay too
<Eien> i explain more when i brb
<Lyndis> i wake up to see eien monologues
<Lyndis> nothing unusual
<~Alumine> :^)
<Eien> so anyway Alumine
<Eien> apparently if you are a heavenly blood
<Eien> maybe it's specific to lightning type heavenly blood
<Eien> you will have the same powers as what chu feng has
<Eien> ability to jump 2 realms with armor/wings
<Eien> and battle power 6
<Eien> but what makes it different is the cultivation method used
<Eien> they tell you at the start that he can't cultivate using normal methods because the lightning beasts just eat everything
<Eien> that is false
<Eien> he just can't use normal methods
<Eien> there're 4 methods available
<Eien> human/earth/sky/god method
<Eien> all of those methods are meant to punish yourself and require the user to have a higher level of understanding to increase their realm
<Eien> because this is chinese and they like to go MUH BALANCE
<Eien> basically,
<Eien> all the special blood users
<Eien> will hit the bottleneck of their specific bloodline depending on what type of blood it is
<Eien> royal blood = martial lord
<Eien> emperor blood = martial emperor
<Eien> heavenly blood = martial ancestor
<Eien> then they will get stuck
<Eien> no more nom nom then free level up
<Eien> normally when people cultivate they need both power + understanding
<Eien> but blood users just need power
<Eien> so when they get to realms close to their bottleneck
<Eien> they need to start punishing themselves and start understanding
<Eien> to "repay" the "debt" for going against heaven's laws
<Eien> and not needing to understand jackshit at the start
<Eien> before they can progress to a higher realm
<Eien> so human tier punishment would be
<Eien> everytime they level up,
<~Alumine> that sounds ez to get around even
<Eien> the lightning beasts will come out
<Eien> like when they breakthrough a tier
<Eien> right
<Eien> but except now
<~Alumine> if anything they can just do timeskip while he understands lmao
<Eien> instead of just roaring in the sky and w/e
<Eien> now they will fight him
<Eien> and shock him
<Eien> with their power
<Eien> but at human realm
<Eien> because it's your own power
<Eien> you will only feel the pain and suffering
<Eien> you won't get killed
<Eien> earth realm will be
<Eien> all the lightning from ground
<Eien> will shock you
<Eien> the father claims less than 10% of the people do earth
<Eien> 90% are using human realm cultivation
<Eien> because most people just die
<Eien> upon the first breakthrough using said method
<Eien> sky realm is thunder from sky
<Eien> much stronger
<Eien> he said only 1 in 100 use it
<Eien> and then there's god tier
<Eien> god tier is everything at once
<Eien> apparently only he and grandfather used it
<Eien> the harder realm you choose,
<Eien> the later you need to start the difficult cultivation
<Eien> human realm = start at martial lord, aka slowdown on breakthrough there
<Eien> earth realm = start at half emperor
<Eien> sky realm = start at emperor
<Eien> god realm = start at half ancestor
<Eien> so basically his father trolled the shit out of him
<Eien> and asked him to level up before coiming to see him
<Eien> so he can't use pleb method anyway
<Eien> :^)
<Eien> not like he would use pleb method anyway!