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Curious Case of Doctor Anon and Mr Ymous Chap 1

Nov 3rd, 2012
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  1. >Day of our lord it is pronounced Jee-kel in Equesrtria
  2. >You have finally done it!
  3. >Using the magical properties of the plants found in the wonderful land you have brewed a mix that can bring out all that is evil in a man
  4. >Tis a great achievement, or least you believe it would be as the brew as gone untested as you fear the consequences given that most the creatures here have some measure of sapience and the results may be disastrous.
  5. >At that moment there was a knock at your door
  6. >after answering it you are greeted by a most curious yellow pony
  7. >”Good morning Dr Anon…”
  8. “and a good morning to you to Fluttershy”
  9. >She presents a bag full of rather questionable items, candles, whips, ropes ect
  10. >”is S&M your fetish Dr?”
  11. >you sigh
  12. >at first these daily questions where quite entertaining in an odd way, but now they were started to wear on your nerves
  13. >though she has not been malicious in her attempts so you have managed to keep your frustrations in check
  14. >”I am afraid not Fluttershy”
  15. >The pony looks quite disappointed at that
  16. >you sigh again
  17. >despite her lecherous nature she is quite adorable and can’t bear to see her upset
  18. Would you care to join me for some mid-morning tea Fluttershy?
  19. >she cheers up
  20. >”of course I would!”
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  24. >as you lead the little pony through your humble abode you explain to her your latest project
  25. >how you where planed you reverse engineer it to bring out the best in a person, though the morals may be tad grey it may be a better alternative to executions
  26. “Although I doubt it would be of much here!”
  27. >you laugh as you put the mug of tea down in your study table
  28. >you’ve taken to eating in the same room you work, you have found it saves time
  29. >”so Dr tell me more about…how it can change a p0n…person”
  30. >you appreciate her effort and her interested in your work
  31. “Ah yes, a most foul brew, I imagine if ingested by normal means it would turn the most upstanding, measured, courteous gentleman into and a violent, short tempered, rude, lustful ruffian with no sense of decency or guilt”
  32. >you say pointing out your work bubbling in its vile
  33. >”lustful..?”
  34. Indeed my dear Fluttershy, oh drat!
  35. >you notice you have left the tray of biscuits in the kitchen
  36. >you apologies for swearing and go to fetch said tray
  37. >you return shorty after to sit down to a well-deserved drink
  38. hears to good friends
  39. >”and hopefully more than that” she says through a smile
  40. >you chuckle and take a sip
  41. >the tea tastes of…perhaps too much sugar
  42. >you then notice the vile is missing
  43. >and Fluttershys smile
  44. >oh no….
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  48. “What have you done!”
  49. >you fall to your knees
  50. >you can feel your very being twist, becoming something different
  51. >”well Dr, you said would become more lustful….I thoug-“
  52. YOU DAMNED FOOL!!!
  53. >she recoils in fear, pure fear…
  54. >you could not care less
  55. >you have never looked at another living creature with such contempt
  56. >at that moment the agony becomes too much and you faint
  57. >you awake and see the face of Fluttershy
  58. >genuine worry in here bulbous eyes
  59. >”Anon! Dr Anon are you okay”
  60. I am fine…
  61. >you lift yourself up
  62. >you feel shorter than normal, but stronger…
  63. >“Dr…you look different….”
  64. I would imagine so
  65. >you set off to fetch your cape and hat
  66. >”where are you going Dr?”
  67. a walk…
  68. >”are you sure you don’t want to…you know”
  69. >that harlot, she poisons you then expects sex!?
  70. >you have never felt such rage
  71. >never felt so alive
  72. “Listen here you little monster, I do not find your little race of idiots in any attractive and even if did I would never engage in relations with you.
  73. You
  74. Disgusting
  75. Equine
  76. Stalker
  77. >she is on the brink of tears
  78. >that pleases you greatly
  79. >you begin to make your way to the door
  80. >she rushes in front you
  81. >”Anon wait! I-!”
  82. >you trample over her
  83. >no remorse
  84. >and you stride out into the sun
  85. >This town as learned that Dr Anon is a Gentleman, a friendly soul, a walkover
  86. >However
  87. >They will soon learn to fear Mr Ymous
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  91. >you walk around town for a while
  92. >introducing yourself to the to the animals that matter in pathetic hamlet
  93. >The purple know-it-all was quite interested to know how you came to be here
  94. >you simply spin the same yarn that you did when you first arrived well over a year ago
  95. >her tiny little mind ticking away at all the possibilities
  96. >portals, dimensional riffs, chaos magic…
  97. >infuriating to listen to, but for now you must endure
  98. >you believe that she is aware of your frustration as she is looks quite uneasy…
  99. >in fact all of the her friend group looks offset by your presence
  100. >apart from Fluttershy, who is noticeably absent
  101. >you laugh inwardly at the thought
  102. >the conversation then turns to you, or rather Dr Anon
  103. >you mention you would rather like to meet the esteemed doctor
  104. >they ask if you want company
  105. >you decline, after all it is customary on earth to meet new people alone…as far as they need to know.
  106. >you arrive home to see that the yellow menace has left
  107. >good, to hell with her
  108. >you decide that you will go on a night time stroll, as you enjoy the solitude….
  109. >it will give you time to plan….
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