random.js

var quote = [
    'Look at all that lapis!',
    'ERMAGERD!',
    'My heart has boats!',
    'Mother of Chopped Onions!',
    'Fi is a pool toy... confirmed!',
    'Whatthefreakinfreakyfreakberrypie?',
    'And blah blah blah, I am so fabulous!',
    'Lever, Lever, Lever, Lever!',
    'It is my shrine and you HAVE to play by my rules!',
    'Watch out, we have a TechLord over here!',
    'Yeah! We beat the bear!',
    '#Cooties',
    'Link was in a coma.',
    'Ow! Mother of Von... Words!',
    'That couch is correct.',
    'Cash money?',
    'Please die. I am not talking to the Armos!',
    'Oh chosen one... Do things.',
    'Hello tech room? This is dog.',
    'I am speed jogging, not speedrunning.',
    'Are we really important enough for live tweeting?',
    'I want to go to there.',
    'Purple Jeff?',
    '#BONEMOM',
    'MARIOTHON! SCREW THE RULES!',
    'I have a Phoebe-phobia.',
    'I am going to blow up the island.',
    'I am Zeldathon God. Deal with it.',
    'That is freaking 16 by 9!',
    'Clean my house!',
    'I am a speed runner! We do not use ladders!',
    'Komali in the moonlight. So dramatic.',
    'It did not go sploosh!?',
    'I am a freaking boat.'
];

var printQuote = function() {
    document.getElementById('quote').innerHTML = quote[Math.floor(Math.random()*(quote.length))];
};

window.onload = printQuote;