3:16 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: you know
3:16 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: if you think about it
3:16 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: vaginas are just dicks that are further into the body
3:16 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: lmao
3:16 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: idk where that came from
3:17 AM - inQntrol: wtf
3:17 AM - inQntrol: you're so right
3:17 AM - inQntrol: so wait
3:17 AM - inQntrol: does that mean
3:17 AM - inQntrol: if i have sex
3:17 AM - inQntrol: does that mean im having sex with another penis
3:17 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: oh jeez
3:17 AM - inQntrol: you've single-handedly ruined sex for me
3:17 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: #mindblown
3:17 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: AHAHHAA
3:17 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:17 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Just remember
3:18 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Its another dick
3:19 AM - inQntrol: stop pls
3:19 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:19 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: anyway
3:19 AM - inQntrol: i dont think i can look at a woman the same way
3:19 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: lmao
3:19 AM - inQntrol: holyshit
3:19 AM - inQntrol: does that mean every single female
3:19 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: what
3:19 AM - inQntrol: is transexual?
3:19 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: oh shit
3:20 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: wait
3:20 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: does that mean feminists arent fighting for anything but some dumb right because they have a different name for them
3:20 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: oh wait that doesnt have anything in common with anything
3:20 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: continue
3:20 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:20 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: jk
3:21 AM - inQntrol: omg
3:21 AM - inQntrol: we've just
3:21 AM - inQntrol: broken
3:21 AM - inQntrol: every form of logic
3:21 AM - inQntrol: ever
3:21 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahaha
3:22 AM - inQntrol: i made
3:22 AM - inQntrol: a fitting image
3:22 AM - inQntrol: http://puu.sh/pJK0P/cd6014dfee.jpg
3:22 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: if I could actually take a picture of most of our conversations
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: I could be a comedian
3:23 AM - inQntrol: we could become a double act
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahahaha
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahahha'xD
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: x
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: im dieng
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: asdasd
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:23 AM - inQntrol: so wait
3:23 AM - inQntrol: does that mean
3:23 AM - inQntrol: females can ejactualte
3:23 AM - inQntrol: and by my diagram
3:23 AM - inQntrol: they can IMPREGNATE THEMSELVES?
3:23 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: wait
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: are they just rubbing the tip then?
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: :O
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: jUST THE TIP
3:24 AM - inQntrol: i dont even know anymore
3:24 AM - inQntrol: how am i supposed to sleep after this
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: i feel
3:24 AM - inQntrol: i dont think i can face any girl ever again
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: if we take this to the jackass team
3:24 AM - inQntrol: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE SAME WAY
3:24 AM - inQntrol: AAAAAAAAAAA
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: wait
3:24 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: does that mean
3:25 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: you cant say girlfriend anymore?
3:25 AM - inQntrol: boyfriend...
3:25 AM - inQntrol: no...
3:25 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: because technically there a male and female
3:25 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: so
3:25 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: technically if you weanted to
3:25 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: you could call them yoiur boyfriend and get away with it?
3:25 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: :O
3:25 AM - inQntrol: so if my girlfriend is called paige
3:25 AM - inQntrol: what is her male name
3:26 AM - inQntrol: this is the problem
3:26 AM - inQntrol: you cant call a male a female name
3:26 AM - inQntrol: its weird
3:26 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Egiap?
3:26 AM - inQntrol: apart from alex
3:26 AM - inQntrol: no not paige reversed
3:26 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Maybe
3:26 AM - inQntrol: she looks like a village in mexico
3:26 AM - inQntrol: her name will*
3:26 AM - inQntrol: the name of the village*
3:26 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: her name will be
3:26 AM - inQntrol: boy if she saw that i refererred her to a fucking village in mexico i think i would dead
3:26 AM - inQntrol: she would slap me with her inverted donger
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Illegal?
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: nah nah
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: that doesnt work
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:27 AM - inQntrol: doesnt have to
3:27 AM - inQntrol: we broke logic
3:27 AM - inQntrol: remember
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: we did
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: well lets see
3:27 AM - inQntrol: logic, a non-physical thing
3:27 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: we could call IT
3:27 AM - inQntrol: has somehow died
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: This is somehow not hard'
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: BUT WAIT?
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: If its actually a penis
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: how can it get hard
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: :O
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: MIND FUCKED
3:28 AM - inQntrol: what if
3:28 AM - inQntrol: ok
3:28 AM - inQntrol: so
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: CORPORAL LEGGING OFF
3:28 AM - inQntrol: if black guys have big dicks
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: \kl
3:28 AM - inQntrol: black girls
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: jk
3:28 AM - inQntrol: BLACK
3:28 AM - inQntrol: GIRLS
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ok
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahaha
3:28 AM - inQntrol: BIG INVERTED DONGERS
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: wait
3:28 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: :O
3:28 AM - inQntrol: it would probably buldge their back
3:28 AM - inQntrol: this is killing me
3:28 AM - inQntrol: we need to stop
3:29 AM - inQntrol: stop now
3:29 AM - inQntrol: stop
3:29 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: this is actually
3:29 AM - inQntrol: i might die
3:29 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahahaha
3:29 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:29 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: inQntrol look me in the eyes
3:29 AM - inQntrol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69UQTgz05To
3:29 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: from across the world
3:29 AM - inQntrol: wrong
3:29 AM - inQntrol: one
3:29 AM - inQntrol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Mx3nWwDF0
3:29 AM - inQntrol: this is us right now
3:29 AM - inQntrol: everything he calls us
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahaha
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: basically
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahaha
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: YOU ARE DIRT!
3:30 AM - inQntrol: and on that note
3:30 AM - inQntrol: im going to sleep
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Just remember
3:30 AM - inQntrol: i dont think i can comprehend
3:30 AM - inQntrol: this
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: REMEMBER THIS!
3:30 AM - inQntrol: no
3:30 AM - inQntrol: i dont
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: This will be brought up tomorrow
3:30 AM - inQntrol: no
3:30 AM - inQntrol: i swear
3:30 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: This will
3:30 AM - inQntrol: if you bring this up
3:30 AM - inQntrol: i wil
3:30 AM - inQntrol: l
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahaha
3:30 AM - inQntrol: ill have to
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: nopls
3:30 AM - inQntrol: uhm
3:31 AM - inQntrol: https://youtu.be/m8Mx3nWwDF0?t=82
3:31 AM - inQntrol: this
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: See now you will think of this tomorrow
3:31 AM - inQntrol: this is what i want to say to you
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: because you will remember I am gonna bring this up
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: I will be like your teamspeak ghost
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ALWAYS THERE
3:31 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ALWAYS THERE INQNTROL!
3:31 AM - inQntrol: NO
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Ok but seriously
3:31 AM - inQntrol: I CAN SEE THE SUNLIGHT
3:31 AM - inQntrol: AND ITS WELCOMING ME
3:32 AM - inQntrol: I SEE THE LIGHT
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: I will
3:32 AM - inQntrol: I THINK I DIED
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: NO
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: YOUR STILL HERE WITH ME
3:32 AM - inQntrol: im going to ascend into heaven
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: STAY WITH ME!
3:32 AM - inQntrol: aka my bed
3:32 AM - inQntrol: nope
3:32 AM - inQntrol: its
3:32 AM - inQntrol: too late now
3:32 AM - inQntrol: you've caused
3:32 AM - inQntrol: a fuckton of troubles
3:32 AM - inQntrol: you broke logic
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: *slips away*
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ahahaha
3:32 AM - inQntrol: how are we supposed to live as a human race without logic
3:32 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: Ive actually had that in my mind for like 5 years
3:32 AM - inQntrol: people are going to be shooting eachother over a toilet because they thought it was a fishing pond
3:33 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: and ive now just brought it up
3:33 AM - inQntrol: no
3:33 AM - inQntrol: noe
3:33 AM - inQntrol: now
3:33 AM - inQntrol: is not the time
3:33 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: THIS WAS MEANT TO BE!
3:33 AM - inQntrol: for philisophical debates
3:33 AM - inQntrol: this is sleep time
3:33 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: This will be proposed to science
3:33 AM - inQntrol: what
3:33 AM - inQntrol: so we can be called clinically insane?
3:33 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: I will spot you tomorrow
3:34 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: I WILL SOMEHOW SHOVE MY KNAWLEDGE INTO YOU
3:34 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: ACROSS THE INTERNET
3:33 AM - inQntrol: not the knawledge
3:34 AM - inQntrol: no
3:34 AM - inQntrol: stop
3:34 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: But actually goodnight man
3:34 AM - inQntrol: too much knawledge
3:34 AM - inQntrol: and yes
3:34 AM - Joshticoun0 [SC]: xD
3:34 AM - inQntrol: sleep