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- >You have a new friend that seems to hang around you.
- >You have made other friends of course but you go your separate ways.
- >That or they die.
- >You aren’t sure how to react to this new fluffy.
- >She is nice and plays with you.
- >But you are used to doing things on your own and having a partner is something new.
- >She calls you her nummie friend.
- >You can find food when she gets hungry.
- >Today though, you are angry with her.
- >She has just poopied under the bush you use to hide.
- >”NU POOPIE IN PWACE YUU WIVE!”
- >You are huffing looking at the pile.
- >”But Sissy haf to go poopies. Sissy sowwy.” She has tears in her face.
- >”Deadmeat no sweep in poopie! Yuu bad fwuffy! Nu poopie hewe!”
- >She looks at the fresh pile, “Yuu fault! Yuu make fwen yeww Sissy!”
- >She starts to cry.
- >You stomp about for a minute, “Deadmeat haf nu sweepy pwace!”
- >You walk out from under your bush.
- >She follows, “Nuuu, dun weave Sissy! Sissy wub nummie fwen!”
- >”Yoo bad fwuffy!” You start to look for another place to sleep.
- >”Daddeh? Daddeh!”
- >You turn and see her running to a two legged monster.
- >You stop and yell at her, “Nuu! Too wegged munsta bad! Stay way!”
- >She ignores you and still runs up to the man.
- >”Daddeh! Take Sissy and nummie fwen home now.” She says with a big smile on her face.
- >The man ignored her and walks on.
- >She runs in front of him, “Why daddeh no get Sissy?” She tries to block his path.
- >He looks down, “I ain’t your daddy.”
- >He kicks her out of his way.
- >She rolls several feet before she stops.
- >She has tried this with several monsters.
- >Always the same, she wasn’t hurt on this one, but she has shed boo boo juice before.
- >She jumps up and runs over to you, “Dat no daddeh! He meanie hooman!”
- >She stands in front of you, “Sissy nee huggies! Sissy wan feel betteh!”
- >You boop her on the nose.
- >You are infuriated at her right now.
- >She sits down looking at you like her entire world was shattered.
- >She burst out crying, “Waaahhhhhh! Nummie fwen hewt Sissy!”
- >”Yoo make bad poopies, yoo wun to munstas, yoo bad fwuffy!”
- >”Sissy no wan be bad fwuffy! Waaahhhhh!” Her tears free flow from her face.
- >You turn to walk away, you still need a place to sleep.
- >You hear her start to follow, “Why nummie fwen boop Sissy…”
- >”Deadmeat no wan fwen dead.” You don’t look back.
- >”Wha dea? Why yoo no wan Sissy dea?”
- >You stop and look back, “Dat bad ting, two wegged munsta hewt fwuffy bad. Dat why Deadmeat boop.”
- >You start your search again.
- >”Nuuu! Hoomin goo, hoomin daddeh!”
- >”Two wegged munsta bad, Deadmeat stay way two wegged munsta.”
- >”But yoo haf daddeh…. Why yoo no wike daddeh…”
- >”Deadmeat haf no daddeh.”
- >She stops with a confused look on her face.
- >You see a good sized bush away from where the two legged monsters roam.
- >You run over to it and look under it, it seems no other fluffies have seen this one.
- >”Yoo haf no daddeh? Den who gif nummie fwen nummies?” She has followed you into the bush.
- >”Deadmeat fin nummies.” Low leaves!
- >You start to eat.
- >”Yay! Nummie fwen fin mo nummies!” She runs next to you and starts to eat as well.
- >You both eat your fill on the bounty you found.
- >”Yoo mad Sissy?” she asks after a while.
- >”Yoo do bad poopies. Yoo no do bad poopies hewe.” You look at her sternly.
- >”Sissy no make bad poopies.” She hangs her head down. “Yoo smawteh dan Sissy… yoo smawty fwen…”
- >”Me Deadmeat, no smawty.” You start to push leaves together to soften your sleep area.
- >The yellow Pegasus runs up to you hugging you.
- >”Yoo hewp Sissy. Yoo Sissy smawteh fwen!”
- >She lets go and looks around.
- >She sees two men walking, “Daddeh!”
- >You cut her off and boop her nose.
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