Pokemon Sage plot outline

•	Legato Town – The player encounters the first admin (Eronze) of Team “???” and is told some garbage about his ideals or some shit

•	If you try to leave to leave the town some jackass will strongly suggest you visit the saloon

•	Cue Dickardo being a dick and you battle him the ruckus causes the police to be called

•	Doucherado flees to the mountians and you follow

•	You accidently find Team “???” doing bad shit at the observatory

•	Everyone thought it was abandoned, but it aint. A group in hiding is assisting Team “???”

•	You hear Erace is complete but you don’t see it

•	You beat their asses

•	After you beat Stella she tells you I don’t trust the “???” Corporation

•	You go to the building (only the first and second floor) and see the Admin for Erace

•	Philosophical  bullshit, you know the deal

•	find out Team “???” is at the scrapyard

•	Stella’s pissed, Stella helps you beat them

•	Holy shit Erion was deep in the rubble (you see it this time; they get away

•	After wrecking Cameron you get the ability to use Surf and travel to Vivace to get your badge and the ability to use Fly

•	Island gym is closed

•	Fuck

•	You reach Stacatto and another chucklefuck (admin) tells you his ideals about the olden days or some shit, I dunno. He’s the Eronze admin

•	Beat the Stacatto Gym and get your badge and the ability to use Dive

•	The Gym Leaders tell you they’ve heard some strange things happening at the sunken ship

•	You go there and Team “???” is there and there’s underwater ruins right next to the ship

•	Because that what it crashed into long ago

•	You go in and somehow in the deeper levels of the ruins there’s air

•	One of grunts tells you that they’re trying to find Eronze and bring it back to working order

•	Dumbass

•	You’re right at where the remains of Eronze is but the admin you found at Stacatto stops you

•	He/She tries to wake up the fallen Eronze by kicking it repeatedly and…

•	Holy fuck it actually works

•	The admin fights you with Eronze in it weakened state with his/her team (keep in mind you will fight this person again.)

•	He loses and leaves before you can catch up

•	The champion shows up as you leave the room Eronze was found

•	Remarks on he/she was late, commends you and leaves

•	Ossia’s Gym is open

•	As enter the city you fight the poncho adorned douchebag

•	Beat the Gym Leader and get Strength

•	Mangrove/Sequoia contacts you and asks to check out the desert cave for research because they think you’re only one capable

•	They warn you that this desert is not one to be fucked with

•	Before this point some would prevent you from entering

•	As you enter the desert there’s a ledge and the sandstorm won’t allow you to fly out

•	You’re coming a winner, or a bitch

•	As you enter the cave team chucklefuck is there

•	They’re looking for crystals that will restore Eronze and Erion

•	At the end you fight the Erion admin, but he does not have Erion with him/her

•	They get away with the crystals

•	You’re really bad at this whole “stop them” thing

•	You trek your way out of the desert

•	No wait there’s Dickardo waiting for you at the end of the Desert Pass

•	Cunt

•	Onward to Fugue Town

•	The towns people are aware of what Team “???” are doing and some tell you that they’ll probably hit Spiral Tower next

•	You go there, Team antagonisto is there, this time trying to find out how to reach the golden city.

•	Oh hey the champion is actually doing something

•	You fight them while teaming up with the champion yadda, yadda

•	Reach the top and all three admins are there, but they aren’t here for a fight this time.

•	They tell you to go to the “???” Corporation building in Dronia

•	You do and fight more grunts on the way up and fight all three admins on the top floor without the golems in a gauntlet

•	You meet Northington for the first time and fight him

•	He tells you that he’s know how to reach the city but doesn’t tell you

•	Brotip: it’s the golems

•	You go back and fight Fugue towns gym leader and get the ability to use Waterfall

•	You make your way trudging through routes 18 and 19 and make it to Calando Town

•	Ricardo fights you right as you enter town

•	Douchebag

•	Cue a very large and screen shaking rumble, followed by silence and then an earth shattering roar

•	Quetz-sama is pissed

•	The gym leader directs you to the Lake Temple since that’s where the sound seemed to come from

•	You go in and apparently  the city of gold was underneath the temple

•	At what seems to be the bottommost floor Northington and the three admins await

•	Ricardo pushes you aside to grab all of the gold he can

•	You re-right them in a gauntlet as before but this time all three of them have the golems

•	By the time you fight the last admin you hear a boom and Northington has fled to Quetzar’s chamber

•	You see Xotec quickly escape from the chamber

•	You go in and Quetzar is busy losing his shit and Northington hides so you have to fight him

•	Quetzar is level 90~, this is a straight up boss fight

•	After you’ve beaten Quetzar Northington takes the opportunity to weaken Quetzar with a machine

•	It succeeds

•	Succeeds so well in fact Quetzar is brought down to level 60, but it’s still in fighting shape

•	At this moment you and Quetzar have a moment of understanding

•	You choose to take Northington with the pokemon you currently have assuming you have a full party, or swap one with Quetzar

•	You Beat Northington’s ass for the last time

•	The team disbands and fucks off

•	The golems and Xotec are now roaming the Urobos

•	You beat the last gym leader and make your way to Coda

•	You make it out of Victory Road and expect Ricardo but nothing

•	Strange

•	When you make it through the E4 champion reveals himself

•	Surprise, surprise

•	After he’s beat he take you to the hall of fame

•	And right before you and your pokemon are immortalized

•	Guess who it fucking is

•	Cue Ricardo battle that’s marginally harder than the champion

•	Cue postgame