Random Skype circlejerk greentext adventure

So this is something that happened with Zig and Frosty while on Skype circlejerking it up. Frosty didn't help through the whole thing since he was doing something, and Zig eventually fucked it up and ruined where I was going with it, but still fucking funny nonetheless.
>Funny, only you have such a poor taste in comedy a10.
You're right.

Zig: >Be anon is fit
a10: >Be watching porn
Zig: >Stallion barely lasts ten seconds and you smirk and flex your pecks
a10: >Your new workout is fapping, so you get /fit/ really fast by fapping fast a lot
Zig: >fapping furiously fast forgetting fatherly advice to further facilitate family values
a10: >You have two dad's
Frosty: >Neither of them are gay
Zig: >You support him by buying his homemade porn
a10: >Now you fuck your dads
Zig: >Turns out they are gay
Frosty: >Suddenly realize you're Femanon and your pecks now intrigue you more than ever
a10: >Keep working out by fapping and fucking your dads, eventually you start fugging with Braeburn too
Zig: >He yeehaws and you flick his testicles and watch him stare at your abs, cause physique arousal and whatever
a10: >He cums inside your ass with a mighty yeehaw, now you cuddle him to sleep
Zig: >That night you dream about bowling, and all the bowling balls have six finger holes and you realize they're abs
a10: >You now want to be /fit/ as a bowling ball, so you start to take bowling classes to try and be closer to them
Zig: >Your instuctor quits on you when you refuse his advances and you turn the bowling hall into a gym where bowling balls are used as weights
a10: >You eventually get your chance to be holding a ball, you ask it 'wat is your secret bowling ball, teach me your ways', you say this with a blush
Zig: >Braeburn's face forms in the reflection of the ball. "Howdy Cuz!" You wake up from your dream and you are now Applejack. Wet dreams are rough.
Zig: fuck you a10

We'll go ahead and call this one 'fuck you a10.'