MGT 12 Zifnab edition! Or is it Fizban...

>"Next is.."
>A hand raises in the air
>It's your only male student
>Next to him is an old man in grey robes with a bushy beard
>He has a pointy hat
>What
>"Come on up andrew and...?"
>The old man smiles
>"Zifnab, my boy!"
>"It's Fizban, uncle..."
>Old man looks confused
>"Are you sure? I could've sworn I was Zifnab this time..."
>"No, uncle..."
>The old man looks sad now
>"Oh, ok... Well, I'm Fizban! Mage and uncle extraordinaire!"
>"Can you do magic tricks?"
>Old man looks angry
>"Course I can deary! I'm the best mage ever!"
>He takes off his pointy hat
>"I'll prove it by pulling a rabbit out of my hat!"
>He reaches his hand inside his hat
>"Ta da!"
>He pulls out a lance
>Frown
>He frowns too
>"How the hell did that get there...."
>"Er, one more time!"
>He tries again
>He pulls out a shield with a painted rose
>"Blast it!"
>"One last time!"
>He tries again
>He yanks something out
>it's the head of a small person
>It looks like some sort of elf
>What
>"Where am I- Fizban, it's you! Oh, wait till I tell Flint I found you!"
>Old man looks horrified
>"Nope."
>He begins stuffing the person back into the hat
>"Gah, wait, Fizban, it's me Tassel-"
>"NOPE."
>He pushes harder
>"NOPE."
>He finally manages to push the person back in.
>The entire class is staring at him
>"Er, Look! I have a pointy hat!"
>His nephew looks exasperated
>"Thank you, sir, have a seat..."
>The fuck was that...

Such is the life of the Male Teacher