oh jesus I haven't prepared at all

>Jury Ghostbusters CAse with JRing Jurors

Holy HECK


WHA HAPPA?
Some guy got his Ghost BUSTED



VIC TIM: Bill Murray (RIP)

DEF ENDANT: Egon Spengler



EBIDENSES

AUTOPSY REPORT
CoD; SPOOKED TO DEATH (Cardiac Arrest)
ToD:10-10:15 PM
-the victim is believed to have been kille dby a ghost while on a mission (direct quote)

PROTON PACK
-Its the victims
-believed to have been tampered with
-since it was tampered with he was unable to defend himself

PACK STORAGE
-The defendant was in charge of handing out proton packs pre-mission
-also in charge of maintaining them
-logs were kept to keep track of who accessed them and when
-before the moidah the defendant checked out ALL the packs for maintenance

CRIME SCENE
-Abandoned car factory
-said to be haunted by some cuck who died in an accident
-teams mission was to REMOVE SPOOK and make sure it was ghost free

MISSION
-group got seperated ahortly after they arrived
-Egon and Bill were together
-Bills body was found later with the ghost
-Defendant was found in an area near the body in a panicked state

EGONS NOTES
-found amongst the defendants belongings
-“I can’t believe they’re going to kick me out of the group just to fulfil a diversity quota. I swear to God I’m going to haunt Bill for the rest of his life.”

SLIME
-non toxic
-edible
-green
-V I S C O U S
-splashed near vicim
-HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GHOSTS
-also slippery

TOOLKIT
-found hidden and discarded at the scene
Consistent with pack repair tools the defendant used
-tools are WIPED so theres no finger prince

SPOOKY GHOST
-AAAAAAA
-the guy killed in the factory in an accident
-WAS captured
-but not before allegedly killing the victim due to his Pack being fugged

FALSE MAP
-its FAKE
-found on the victim
-map details routes the ghosts takes and safe positions to attack it from
-the annpotations are deceptive
-0the noted routes and spots would put him in MORE danger
-has smudged prints and the defendants prints


we start at some point, I wasn't paying attention


JINXIE (4head)
-called at 10:16
-AMBULANCE arrived at 10:18
-literally 2 minutes later
-POLICE arrived at 10:21
-victim was on his SIDE and CLUTCHING HIS HEART

-when the CALL WAS PLACED the victim had collapsed and fallen over (:thinking:)
-"there were a bunch of cars, the place seemed old, the victim was on his side and there was juice near him"  t. Jinxie
-door (garage?) was already open when Jinxie arrived
-the defendant resisted arrest and then crashed into a car and broke its door
-It was the car NORTH TO THE ROOM WHERE THE VICTIM DIED [map intensifies] (I assume she means the car (rack) directly due north of the VICTIM)
-body is confirmed undisturbed
-Jinxie confirms there is no ghost in the courtroom
-Jinxie felt a lingering presence of the victim, though it was very likely he had passed on
-the SPOOKY GHOST was originally one "John Mc Busted" and he worked at the factory
-he died due to a gunshot
-in the head
-supposedly cocky
-the 'slime' is sweet supposedly
-nevermind its not serious
-the SLIME is USUALLY in GEL FORM but it MELTED or something
-bullying occurs
-Defendant was NOT fired yet (obviously)

The Memes, I mean, Jurors insist on asking their own questions, Lana is a special kind of cunt

H: Were there any other Ghosts?
-'no'

I: How does a ghost become violent and what do they do?
-depends on the ghost. some are passive, some are dangerous
-the SPOOKY GHOST will follow a path and if you cross it it fucking shoots you
-the gunshot is so loud it makes YOU WA SHOCK

G: Was the defendant going to be fired?
-'yes'

GD: Tell me about EVERY tool in the Kit (WHY)
-its all normal shit

MARISU: Did you find traces of the slime- I don't give a shit
-fuck Marisu
-'no' so it doesn't matter
-also 'no' so it doesn't matter

N: whats the deal with the beeg ghost blob on the map?
-the ghost stood there for a bit
N: do the prints go in one direction?
-'yes'


SCUTTLE/x/ (HABENDINDG)
-was scoopin' some spooks at the factory
-THEN SHE SAW IT NEAR THE RUSTY CARS
-then she saw GHOST
-Ghostbusters were BEHIND the Ghost
-then the ghost turned around and did murder(?)

-her FIRST time at the factory
-factory is supposeddly ground zero for spooks
-her plan was to talk to the ghost and have it tag along

THOUGHTS
-------------
-elevation of the car rack
-------------

-scuttle/x/ was ACTUALLY at the East end of the factory then she saw the ghost


After an eternityy of collective stalling the 6 dumb shits FINALLY figure out its CA time


GD: All evidence points to Egon
G: Only Egon could fuck with the pack
H: First 2 testimonies were solid
I: Useless
L: Egon did it willingly
N: Egon set up Victim and WATCHED him walk into danger


-Myriam fucks with Ghostbusting gear


Jinixe is back with NEW (New) findings

-the car racks are in groups
-theres SOMETHING in the Proton Pack
-it had no power source
-"you see where the ghost path touches the car rack?"
-it goes UP the rack itself, on top
-but you can also go UNDER the rack very easily (???)


after a recess we continue the case and I have no stamina at all

Like I'm fucking tapped from dealing with Fluffcuck

I wish I was playing MonHun right now



GINNER GINNER (CHICKEN DINNER)
-Gina lives in the factory
-sleeping on her 'bed' and heard 2 dudes chatting
-they were waiting for something
-hid behind a car rack to keep tabs on them
-then the ghost appeared and the 2 guys followed it
-one tried to use the backpack but that didn't work
-then the ghost grabbed him and dragged him to the room while the other watched
-then she heard a gunshot

-Gina notes TWO men were outside the factory
-Ghost came from the west entrance
-Gina was positioned at the car rack third from the left

THOUGHTS
-----------
-something about the split-up
-Scuttlebutt didn't see Ginner
-Gina couldn't see through the cars so Scuttlebutt could not have either
-----------

MYRIAM WAS IN THE ROOM

MYRIAM RIGGED THE PACK TO SHORT

SHE GOT SLIMED WITH THE MELTED GREEN

THE PACK SHORTING CAUSED HIM TO GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST

Oh phew I did it

Jinxie is back again to tell us THE GHOST FUCKING ESCAPED

back home

apparently if the Ghost sees you he tries to show off by spinning his gun but ends up blasting himself in the face like an idiot

BUT IF YOU MAKE A MESS HE SHOOTS YOU INSTEAD

WHHHHHHYYYYYYY IS THIS FITTING MY IDEA SO GOOD? HOW?



Myriam is back
but its actually

JUNE(cough)
-literally admits to being in the room
-researched the ghost before hand
-did NOT expect the Ghostbusters

OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS FIT MY IDEA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Closing Argument 2 Electric Boogaloo
GD: LITERALLY DID IT
	GD2: Only Egon could rig the packs
P: Myriam didn't fug with the ghosts
H: She was traumatized and had to wear a box
I: Myriam was NOT trying to upset the ghost
L: PRESS ME
	L2: the packs were tampered with and thats the defendants responsibility
N: Gina knows everything


I press Marisu like an idiot


NEVERMIND THAT SHIT

DO I DARE

DO I EVEN DARE

CHALLENGE 4 STATEMENTS AT ONCE

YES

YES I DARE

I WILL DEFY THE META


PAIN IS   P O W E R

and then I use Logic DDR to complete the case