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- >Feel yourself waking up with hangover from hell.
- >"Daddy, daddy! Fwuffy hungwy! Bekfas', pwese?"
- >What the fuck? A fluffy pony? Where did you pass out?
- >Force open your eyes. You're face down on the kitchen floor.
- >Fluffy pony is pressed against your head. "Dadddy! Fwuffy hungwy!"
- >Shove her aside. "Ugh, shut up!" Head is pounding.
- >"Owie! Daddy gwumpy!"
- >You look around. The door is shut. "How'd you get in here? What happened last night?"
- >Be yourself the previous night.
- >Stumble out of bar, completely shit-faced.
- >Hear crying from a wooden crate. Look inside.
- >Fluffy ponies! Four of them!
- >Purple, orange, red and yellow.
- >They're crying and covered in their own filth. They start pleading with you.
- >"New fwend?" "Fwuffy cold!" "Hugs! Pwese, fwuffy no wike box!" "Fwuffy no smew pwetty. Pwese, new daddy?"
- >Drunk heart wrenches.
- >"Yes!" you sob. "I'll be your new daddy!"
- >Fluffy ponies cheer. "New daddy!" "New daddy! Wuv new daddy!" "Daddy, wan' foodies! Fwuffy hungwy!"
- >"C'mon, fluffy ponies, let's go home!" Before you can pick up the crate, you keel over and puke.
- >Lands right on them, completely covering fluffies in your bile and half-digested dinner.
- >"Noo!" "Fwuffy icky!" "No wike!" "Eww, no smew pwetty!" "Daddy has tummy ache! Daddy need hugsies!" "Daddy! No wike!"
- >Eventually, you get the crate into your car and bring them home.
- >Pass out on kitchen floor.
- >Be you in the present again.
- >Puke stain on your shirt. See other fluffy ponies quickly run into kitchen.
- >They're all still covered in your dried vomit.
- >"Daddy! Daddy awake!" "Daddy, brekfas'!" "Daddy, fwuffy reawy hungwy!" "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" "Fwuffy wuv new home!" "Daddy? Fwuffy wan' sgetties!" "Sgetties!" "Fwuffy wan' sgetties, too, daddy!"
- >Thought of spaghetti isn't helping your stomach.
- >You look down at the helpless fluffy ponies and groan.
- >"How about we all take a bath first...."
- >Only one fluffy pony drowns in bath.
- >notbad.jpg
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