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- >buy fluffy pony
- >love it for a few days
- >novelty wears off
- >forget about it
- >find it in its safe room covered in shit and piss
- >"feed fwuffeh? wan.... nummies.... skett...ies..."
- >shit, it's dying
- >oh well, might as well help it
- >tie it to hub cap on car
- >drive fast as fuck
- >mount the pavement slightly
- >fluffy gets ripped to shreds
- >time to clean the car
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