The PastaCon Aria

Hero Anon:
This con is going to be perfect,
the kind of con of which I dreamed since I was home
All the panels will sit down
Questions will be asked around
What they dont know is that /mlp/ will get a bone(r)!

/mlp/:
This con is going to be perfect,
The kind of con of which I dreamed since PTs one
But instead of beig there
With spaghetti in my hair
This Anon will deliver us anons some fun

Hero Anon:
I could care less about the merc
I wont partake in any Shakes
Rules? I'll be lying when I say

That I'll love all of the noodles
and I'll buy a bunch of doodles
The truth is I dont care for the con at ALL!

No I do not love this con
In my heart I do no wrong
But I still will be the Based Anoooooooon!

/mlp/:
We must crash this before its too late
Find a way to wreck the day!
Please, Russian Twily make him say!

I fear that I may loose them,
my sides to this confusion
The truth is I just want to watch this fall!

Oh I do so love this con,
Oh please deliver, sweet Anon!
Oh my fucking sides, I'll lose them very SOOOOOONNN!

Hero Anon:
Finally the time has come to pass
for massive debts to be amassed

/mlp/
OOh this con it will not make it
The cake it'll fucking take it
THIS FANDOM WILL BE

spaghetti, extra sauce. *evil laughter*