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- >Nothing like waking up at 12 in the afternoon to recharge yourself after a long night of writing manga and fighting off kisses while you kick your girlfriends ass at video games.
- >Maybe she isn’t as great as you thought.
- >Gurgles from your stomach snap you back to reality.
- >You head to the kitchen and warm up some week-old pizza.
- >The stiff pizza curls as you watch it rotate in the microwave.
- >As the clock winds down, the timer dings simultaneously with the doorbell.
- Great.
- >You grab the slice from the appliance and head to the door.
- >You open it to find, who else…
- Hello, Flutter-chan. What can I possibly do for you, I’m a little busy.
- >”Well uhm..I was just wondering if you’d want to run errands with me today?”
- Hmm…
- >You ponder the question as you bring the triangular goodness to your mouth.
- >”Uhm…I think maybe Rarity is supposed to come along too…”
- >The top layer of cheese slides off onto your shirt, signaling the shock of her words.
- Really???
- >”I…I think so…maybe…”
- >The news is a welcomed sound.
- >You unstick the pizza toppings from your shirt and stuff them in your mouth.
- >So deliciously greasy.
- >It slides down your throat, leaving an oily trail.
- Sure…when are we going?
- >Fluttershy looks at the red stains on your shirt. She seems mesmerized by them.
- >”Uhm…is n-now a good time?”
- >You gulp hard and belch loudly. It was a good one.
- >You savor the flavor in your mouth before exhaling it into the Equestrian air.
- Can you tell it had onions? Can you, Flutter-chan?
- >Fluttershy covers her nose after taking a deep inhale.
- >”Y-yes Anonymous, I love it.”
- Should I bring anything? Do you know if Rarity is single still, because I think Luna would understand if I broke up with her to go out with someone hotter than her.
- >Before Fluttershy can answer, you’ve grabbed your katana, some papers and headed down the path with the yellow mare.
- >The two of you walk together; you of course are looking out for danger with your fingers tapping on the hilt of your sword…ready to strike down a foe at a moment’s notice.
- >Fluttershy tries to make small talk with you, but it’s really boring.
- >”…So then, uhm…sometimes, just when I really want it, I take a cucumber from my garden and stick it up m-“
- >Your eyes are pressed closed as you walk; trying to achieve inner peace to become a stronger warrior can be difficult when your gay, autistic friend keeps going on and on about getting wet when she’s alone.
- >She must have a pool or something.
- >Just then, you sense something. You open your eyes to see something on the horizon.
- Flutter-chan, is that Twilight over there?
- >You point your chubby fingers at the purple blob in the distance at the market.
- >Your nails are encrusted with pizza sauce accompanied with filth under them.
- It must be!
- >You rush into the unknown, a risky move indeed.
- >Twilight is in the distance, you are sure of it.
- >”Anonymous, wait!”
- >Futtershy trots slowly behind you, trying to keep up with your thunderous footsteps.
- >Jeeze, it must suck to be out of shape like her.
- Must…get there faster…
- >Your trudging uneven steps are those of a true warrior, hearty with strength and vigor.
- >You run so hard that your trusty headgear flies off your head and into the gusting wind behind you.
- >Through utter shock, you press on.
- >Finally, a few feet from the pony you scream for her.
- TOWAIRAITO WA SUPAKURU!!
- >You see her hang her head in shame.
- >Understandable. Not every day a dashing human speaks your name in an exotic language for all to hear.
- >You can tell everyone heard, they’re all whispering around you.
- >They’re all obviously impressed at the statement you made.
- Twilight-chan! Funny running into you here, huh?
- >Twilight has a bag full of groceries.
- >”I guess.”
- >She looks at your shirt.
- >”I see somebody had themselves more fattening food today, huh? Not that they needed it.”
- >You look down too, but rather at her flank.
- Yeah, you’ve really gotten fat. What happened? You used to be a lot hotter.
- >Sparks fly from Twilight’s horn.
- >”Ha-ha…very funny, Anon.”
- >You’re confused.
- I wasn’t trying to be funny, but okay I guess.
- >Jeeze she’s slow.
- >Twilight lets out a loud grunt, accompanied by more sparks.
- What’s going on? Why are you doing that? Are you going through estrus? Because if you are, do you want to go back to my house and have sex?
- >Twilight lets out an offended gasp.
- >”Uhh no…”
- Are you sure? Having sex can really burn a lot of calories and fat. That way, you can look better and have a fun time doing it.
- >Twilight’s cheeks bulge, followed by a strained sound.
- >She must be stifling her moans.
- >You pound your large, muscled breasts.
- That’s how I stay in such fantastic shape.
- >You give a wink to the cashier who follows Twilight’s action.
- >Fluttershy finally catches up to you.
- >”Oh, Anonymous…you dropped your hat.”
- >Fluttershy hangs your fedora on her face and takes a deep breath in.
- >”S-so…delicious…”
- >She really must be mentally challenged.
- >You snatch your headgear back and place it tilted forward onto your greasy hair, just enough to look mysterious and entice the ladies.
- >Everyone is silent after you complete the action.
- >It seems to have worked.
- >”So uhm, Anonymous…are you ready to help me?”
- >Fluttershy is kicking the dirt with her hooves.
- Sure.
- >You bend down and look at Twilight.
- I now know the burden you feel every day…taking in a gentle creature with a simple mind and showing her how to live in this scary world. Perhaps her childlike view of life will inspire a movie or maybe, if she’s lucky, I’ll write a manga about her.
- >Twilight is confused at your statement.
- >Maybe she’s autistic too.
- >You rise to your feet and set down the path with Fluttershy as you hear Twilight and the cashier laughing behind you.
- >Sometimes you envy the life of a simpleton like Twilight; everything is a joy to them.
- So what is it we need to do, Flutter-chan.
- >She looks at you nervously,
- >”Well, I’d like to get some supplies to make a…uhm…
- >She blushes hard at you. Must be some kind of retard problem.
- >”A…kimmmhmo…
- >Her voice trails off.
- A what?
- >”A…uhm…kimono…like the ones in your comics.”
- >You let out a loud grunt as you pinch the bridge of your nose.
- Flutter-chan! They are not ‘comics’! It’s called ‘manga’; I figure even an idiot like you couldn’t confuse pure art and masterful story telling with simple doodles! Jeeze!
- >Fluttershy lowers her ears.
- >”Y-yeah…s-sorry…”
- >Your cheeks are flush with anger, you haven’t been this mad in a long time.
- >Everyone in town knows you have anger issues; you made a point of going around and telling everyone that you had to go to an anger management class one time.
- >A few calming sighs exit your mouth to relieve the boiling anger.
- >Your sword returns from its half-cocked position.
- >Sure you wouldn’t have actually killed Fluttershy…killing a simpleton is like killing a small animal.
- >Dishonorable.
- Anyways…why do you want a kimono anyways? I don’t really think you’re pretty enough.
- >”Well, the way you draw the girls in your, erm…’mang-guh’…”
- >Absolutely disgusting.
- >”…they’re all so beautiful! With those big things on their chest, and the cherry blossoms and the beautiful fabric designs… I just wish that I could be beautiful like them. You think they’re beautiful, don’t you?”
- Of course I do. Japanese women are the most beautiful in my world; why, do you not think their culture is vastly superior to yours?
- >Fluttershy stumbles over the question.
- Because it is.
- >”O-okay, Anonymous.”
- >Wait a second.
- Hold on, so you want a kimono?
- >Fluttershy eagerly shakes her head with a grin on her face.
- That means we have to go to…
- >You remove your hat and place it on your chest.
- …Rarity’s.
- >With a smile, you grab Fluttershy once more and head to her boutique.
- >You briskly knock on the door until magic opens it to reveal your soul mate.
- Rarity-kun…
- >Rarity facehoofs…she’s obviously upset that you brought Fluttershy with you.
- >It seems that your simple-minded companion really is a burden to everyone. It’s a shame that she can’t be as well-liked as you.
- Sorry about this. Flutter-chan wants some help with an outfit.
- >”Oh Fluttershy dear, is that so?”
- >Fluttershy peeks out from behind you,
- >”Uhm…yes…I need a dress made…”
- >You scoff at her words.
- Flutter-chan, it’s not a dress. God, you sound like such a gaijin.
- >Rarity looks hard at you. Her eyes say she agrees with you.
- >”Right. Well, I’m sure I could possibly whip something up rather quickly for you; I don’t have anything else to do at the moment.”
- >Fluttershy flaps her wings happily.
- >”Oh thank you thank you thank you, Rarity!”
- >The three of you move into Rarity’s studio.
- >You wonder if Rarity ever makes her outfits in the nude.
- >You hope she does today.
- >”Now Fluttershy, before I start this, I’m going to need a pattern or something to go off of.”
- >Luckily you always keep sketches from your manga on you; just in case you ever run into a publisher in town looking for some real talent for a change.
- >You fish around in your pocket and produce a few crumpled leaflets of paper and hand them to Rarity with your extended arm.
- >You thrust them right into her face, hoping to feel her sweet breath on your skin.
- >”Err…thank you, Anon.”
- Sure thing, hun.
- >You pull your hand back and pretend to rub your nose to smell Rarity’s sweet perfume.
- >While Rarity examines the drawings, Fluttershy curls up next to you on the loveseat.
- >”Oh, Anonymous isn’t this great? I’ll look just like the girls in your stories! Then you can draw me just like one of your Jap-puh-neese girls!”
- >She’s overwhelmed with joy.
- >You decide to let the simple mare enjoy her moment. You pat her head.
- Sure thing. If you think this will make you look any better, then that’s what matters.
- >Your eyes focus on Rarity the entire time though.
- >She works at a brisk pace, making quick work of the kimono.
- >Of course, she’s not using traditional Japanese techniques that took thousands of years to perfect.
- >Oh well. She still looks pretty hot doing it.
- So Rarity, do you ever make stockings or lingerie?
- >She spits out the pins in her mouth.
- >”Err…sometimes. In fact, Fluttershy dear, you ordered some one time, didn’t you?
- >Fluttershy lets out an eep.
- >”W-well…y-yes I suppose I did…”
- >She’s stammering like crazy. It must be hell being stupid.
- >”Actually I-I..Uhm..I..”
- >You pat her head again.
- It’s okay, Flutter-chan…there were some pretty big words that Rarity used.
- >With a scoff, Rarity announces her completion of the kimono.
- >Fluttershy perks up and flutters over towards Rarity.
- >”Now careful darling, this is my first time making one of these. Oh, I sure hope you like it”
- >”Oh, Rarity, I just know I’ll look good for…uhm…nevermind.”
- >Fluttershy trots behind the screen to change with Rarity trailing behind her.
- >You stand up and follow behind her, but she’s too fast.
- >Once again, you miss your chance to see Rarity’s beautiful marshmallow breasts.
- >Soon.
- >After a few minutes of waiting, you finally peek behind the screen hoping to see some hot mare on mare action.
- >Nope.
- >”Oh, Anonymous! Don’t I just look...uhm…kuh-why-ee?”
- >You run your fingers through your beard.
- >You hate to admit it, but…
- Actually. You don’t. I thought nobody could look bad in a kimono, but I was wrong.
- >Rarity’s horn sparks just like Twilight’s was earlier.
- >Fluttershy’s ears lay down.
- >”Anonymous! How dare you talk to dear Fluttershy like that! She looks absolutely gorgeous! I didn’t think you could any ruder, but obviously I was mistaken.”
- >Sparks fly freely from Rarity’s head.
- Rarity…
- >You let out a sigh.
- I’m sorry…
- >Her face loses its anger and the sparks subside a little.
- But are you horny right now? I see you’re sparking. Do you maybe want to head back to my house? Or maybe Fluttershy could just leave; it doesn’t make me any difference.
- >Rarity shouts at you,
- >”Just go home, Anonymous!”
- >Rarity flings the door open with her magic.
- Okay, cool. I guess I’ll see you in a little while at my house…good call.
- >You head out of Rarity’s boutique, hoping that Fluttershy doesn’t slow her down.
- >Man, girls are such a hassle. It makes you wonder if it’s all worth it.
- >Of course they are.
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