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- Asked to use:
- Gun
- Bible
- Vodka
- >Requests day in Equestria
- >You wake up and head to the fridge
- >You scratch the stubble that covers your lower face as you pull out some vodka
- >You grab a glass and pour yourself some
- >You sit at your table and drink it
- >It's chilly today
- >You know because your nuts feel 3 times as small
- >You go upstairs and grab a book from the shelf
- >Why do you even have that you don't read
- >You take the book and throw it in the fireplace
- >Then you strike a match and throw it on the book
- >When the flame hits the book it illuminates it and you see the name
- >It's the bible
- >You sigh
- Well...I'm going to hell.
- >There's a knock on the door
- >You grab your gun from the table and open the door slowly so you can see what is there
- >It's Fluttershy
- >You hide the gun behind you
- Hey...what do you want?
- >"Is giant squid wrestling your fetish?"
- >Suddenly the ground erupts and huge purple tentacles come flying out of it
- >One grabs you and carries you up
- >You look down as it stretches 60ft in the air
- >The rest of the squid comes up and it screeches into the sky
- >Your house is destroyed by the ravaging tentacles
- >You feel another tremor and see in the distance at Fluttershy's house a blue squid emerge from the ground shattering her place as well
- >The one that has you screeches again
- >You pull out your gun and shoot down at it
- >A bullet hits it in the beak and it flails its tentacles in either anger or pain, you can't tell because its a fucking squid
- >It accidentally throws you
- >You go spiraling through the air and Fluttershy zooms up to catch you
- >Turns out she can't carry you and you both plummet
- >You put her under you and you land with a whooshing sound
- >Wait
- >The ground doesnt make that sound
- >You look and see Twilight levitating you both to her
- >She drops you and you all turn to watch the huge squids as they slap each other with tentacles and screech
- >"You n-never answered m-me."
- Fluttershy...watching two giant squids wrestle is not my fetish.
- >She pouts and sits down
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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