wizard "So that's why you went off on that tangent about the afterlife. A happy accident, right?"
yui "Eh, well, it's not something that can be predicted or controlled, you know?"
yui "We can tell you to make plans with our friendly alien overlords, then!"
 "I groaned and stared. I felt as though I was being cajoled into participating in the mock exorcism."
john "No, really, how on the heck do we get you to believe?"
yui "Well, uh, you were {i}really{/i} looking forward to that little adventure, aren't you?"
john "Relax. I don't know what you two are up to, but it'll happen sooner or later."
yui "...So, what's the plan?"
john "So the wizard lets us know that he's conquered the undead army and is now free."
yui "That would be a shame. Let me give you a hint: if he was a guy, I don't want to be his girlfriend."
john "But, I guess you're only here for the exorcism spell? That means we can use advanced technology to create a new government."
yui "That's only for tonight! Tomorrow? We do need some backup, though."
john "And--")
 "I was about to start explaining the ridiculousness of how we might pull off an alien-inspired government using magic, but I suddenly stopped myself."
yui "What? I'm not doing anything magic related today, ok?"
john "You can make lunch for him tomorrow."
yui "Sure, give him that! You can make sure he eats, drinks, and sleeps well-rested."
yui "Don't worry, the good doctor might even think you're crazy."
yui "You can even have him kiss your brother, because in a fantasy."
john "This..."
john "This isn't crazy! This is brilliant!"
yui "So he'll be able to have his way with us tomorrow, when you make lunch for your boyfriend's parents."
john "{b}{size=+8}Not in the slightest~!?{/size}{br}{/b}"
yui "So instead of spending hours cooking dinner for your mom, I'd like him to just... have his way with you!{/size}"
john "{b}{size=+8}Sure~!{/size}"
yui "Just like that? How would the wizard think about the idea?"
john "{b}{size=+8}The very same way an average person would.{/size}"
 "That line of thinking gave me some ideas on how to approach the discussion on how to get Yui to participate in the fake exorcism, since she was on the floor laughing at us."
john "Oh, I guess I can think of a way, using... a different spell?"
 "Yui's face turned bright red."
yui "I can't believe I'm asking you to help me make lunch for a {q}uncommon man{/q}! This is an idea that can be tested whether you believe me or not."
yui "How about it?"
john "Well... we have this."
john "Let's see if the wizard's willing to play ball."
yui "We'll find a demon."
yui "We'll... we'll... we'll..."
think "No, wait, she's looking towards where Eva was just talking about in a mock scary manner."
john "A demon, huh? How common are demons, anyway?"
yui "...Oh, it's a demon. One of the Archangels, yeah."
yui "...What... What's this?"
john "Well, I think it's the Demogorgon. You see, it's kind of unusual that it's actually a dragon, actually."
john "I think the name of this thing came from the Greek word demons, which literally translates to devil."
john "It's only really important in the English language because we all agree it's silly and idiotic to have a demon called angels around to make everyday breakfast."
yui "And you're saying this thing is important because a wizard can make it? I didn't realize it had all this power..."
john "I mean, its a flying, fighting monster that can really be described as an archenemy to any army with a tank!"
think "Yui seems pretty upset about that. I wonder..."
yui "I guess you're right, but I really don't feel threatened by it