How to grief in spam 101:
1. Bait.

Yiwen clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:03:531
Yiwen takes a drink from a cherry wood vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:03:767
You tell Yiwen "Primetime" Windsong, "Can you stop."
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:03:849
A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Jarrel.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:04:086
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the venoms from an ornate steel rapier.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:04:348
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the venoms from an ornate steel rapier.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:04:585
Jarrel takes a drink from an oaken vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:04:875
With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', you smoothly sheathe an ornate steel rapier.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:04:881
With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', you smoothly sheathe an ornate steel rapier.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:112
You aren't wielding anything.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:118
You aren't wielding anything.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:124
You are already wearing this item.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:130
What do you wish to wield?
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:136
What do you wish to wield?
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:141
An ornate steel rapier rings out brightly as you rapidly draw it from a Shaitanic scabbard.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:145
An ornate steel rapier rings out brightly as you rapidly draw it from a Shaitanic scabbard.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:148
Southeast sprints in from the north.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:415
Paine leaves to the north.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:651
Yiwen leaves to the southwest.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:657
Iocun takes a drink from an oaken vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19172e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:663
A massive, translucent hammer rises out of Jhui's tattoo and smashes Jarrel's magical shield.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:885
Iocun begins to weave back and forth, like the cobra.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12910w exk-22:36:05:891
You tell Yiwen "Primetime" Windsong, "Hitting me."
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12910w exk-22:36:06:136
Jhui takes a drink from an obfuscated crystal vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:06:831
Sohl lunges at Iocun with long, flashing claws extended, tearing into his right arm ruthlessly.
Iocun dodges nimbly out of the way.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:07:094
Jarrel takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his arms.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:07:328
Iocun takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:07:335
Jarrel whips his hands through the air, forming a red haze which disperses about his body.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:07:523
You have the following defences:
[Paving]: System Defences Reset
(Weathering!)
(Resistance!)
(Fitness!)
(Insomnia!)
(Selfishness!)
You are feeling extremely energetic.
(Lifevision!)
(Deathsight!)
(Targetted: left leg)
(Parried: left leg)
(Thirdeye)
(Speed!)
You are protected by 12 defences.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w xk-22:36:07:774
You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your skin.
Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the density balm infuses your skin.
[Paving]: Mass up!
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w xk-22:36:07:872
---------------RECOVERED EQUILIBRIUM---------------
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:08:149
Thaumas takes a drink from a snow blossom vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:08:669
Alves leaps in from the southeast.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:08:905
You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.
3943h, 3460m, 19182e, 12916w exk-22:36:08:911
You tell Yiwen "Primetime" Windsong, "Honestly go away."
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12916w exk-22:36:10:208
Iocun takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12916w exk-22:36:10:443
Paine is suddenly pulled in from the north by an unseen force.
Rom is suddenly pulled in from the southwest by an unseen force.
Yiwen is suddenly pulled in from the southwest by an unseen force.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:250
Jhui hurls himself towards Jarrel with a lightning-fast moon kick.
He connects to the left arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:485
Jhui forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jarrel.
He connects to the left arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:492
Jhui forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jarrel.
Jarrel twists his body out of harm's way.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:499
Jarrel drops to the floor and sweeps his legs round at Jhui.
He misses.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:504
Jarrel forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jhui.
He connects to the left arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:507
Jarrel balls up one fist and hammerfists Jhui.
Jhui steps into the attack, grabs Jarrel's arm, and throws him violently to the ground.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Sohl.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:514
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Iocun.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:725
Jhui takes a drink from an obfuscated crystal vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:731
You already have metawake turned off.
[Paving]: Nap time?
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:805
Sohl takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:11:987
You already have metawake turned off.
[Paving]: Nap time?
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:12:222
Iocun drops a white camel.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:13:304
[Oppressor]: Limb counter set for break after 13 attacks.
Iocun easily vaults onto the back of a white camel.
3943h, 3460m, 19192e, 12922w exk-22:36:13:541
Jarrel takes a drink from an oaken vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:13:786
Yiwen tells you, "Nope."

2. Make sure there's actually spam around.

3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:13:792
Sohl's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sohl lunges at Iocun with long, flashing claws extended, tearing into his right leg ruthlessly.
Iocun shrugs off the effects of the venom.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:13:800
Sohl takes a long drag off his pipe.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:14:025
Jhui hurls himself towards Jarrel with a lightning-fast moon kick.
He connects to the left arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:14:031
Iocun takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:14:261
Jhui forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jarrel.
He connects to the left arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:14:268
Jhui forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jarrel.
He connects to the left arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:14:274

3. Make sure they're distracted, atleast slightly. IE Vibing up to kill you.

Yiwen vigorously spins a finely sculpted crystal torus, and it begins to hover in the air.
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Yiwen makes a forceful gesture and some crystals embed themselves into the ground.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12922w exk-22:36:14:286
Jarrel stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:14:501
Iocun carefully wipes all the venoms off of a slender obsidian dirk.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:14:747
Iocun drops a white camel.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:15:172
Yiwen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:15:409
With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', you smoothly sheathe an ornate steel rapier.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:15:733
You aren't wielding that.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:15:980
With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', you smoothly sheathe an ornate steel rapier.
3943h, 3460m, 19202e, 12928w exk-22:36:15:986
You aren't wielding anything.
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4. Enter grief mode.

You start to wield a Delosian bastard sword in your hands.
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You raise your bastard sword over your head and begin to swing it in a wide circle, gaining speed as
you go.[Paving]: PAUSING THE SYSTEM YARR22:36:16:003[P]
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:16:006[P]
Iocun takes a drink from an oaken vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:16:209[P]
Sohl lunges at Iocun with long, flashing claws extended, tearing into his left leg ruthlessly.
Iocun quickly jumps back, avoiding the attack.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:16:440[P]
Jhui hurls himself towards Jarrel with a lightning-fast moon kick.
Jarrel steps into the attack, grabs Jhui's arm, and throws him violently to the ground.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:17:133[P]
The air is suddenly filled with tension.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:17:367[P]
Yiwen vigorously spins a shimmering crystal diamond, and it begins to hover in the air.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:17:602[P]
Yiwen makes a forceful gesture and some crystals embed themselves into the ground.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w ek-22:36:17:608[P]
---------------RECOVERED BALANCE---------------
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w exk-22:36:17:614[P]
Yiwen takes a drink from a cherry wood vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19002e, 12928w exk-22:36:17:841[P]
Iocun carefully wipes all the venoms off of a slender obsidian dirk.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12928w exk-22:36:17:847[P]
Jarrel takes a drink from an oaken vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12928w exk-22:36:18:326[P]
Iocun takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:18:561[P]
Iocun's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:18:797[P]
Jarrel hurls himself towards Jhui with a lightning-fast moon kick.
He connects to the right arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:036[P]
Jarrel forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jhui.
He connects to the right arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:043[P]
Jarrel forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jhui.
He connects to the right arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:050[P]
Iocun takes a long drag off his pipe.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:271[P]
Jhui takes a drink from an obfuscated crystal vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:516[P]
Sohl lunges at Iocun with long, flashing claws extended, tearing into his head ruthlessly.
Horror overcomes Iocun's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:523[P]
Jhui stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:752[P]
Iocun eats a magnesium chip.

5. Get them passionate. No, not sexually. Get them talking about a topic they know about.

3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:19:755[P]
Yiwen tells you, "You exterminate."
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:168[P]
Iocun eats some irid moss.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:404[P]
Jhui drops to the floor and sweeps his legs round at Jarrel.
Jhui knocks the legs out from under Jarrel, sending him sprawling to the floor.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:411[P]
Jhui forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jarrel.
He connects to the right arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:418[P]
Jhui forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jarrel.
He connects to the right arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:424[P]
A multi-toned, discordant music is faintly heard.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:642[P]
Yiwen vigorously spins a dark crystal spiral, and it begins to hover in the air.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:881[P]
You begin to bear down on Yiwen, preparing to destroy him.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:887[P]
Yiwen makes a forceful gesture and some crystals embed themselves into the ground.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:20:893[P]
Thaumas says in a slightly lisping voice, "Torso."
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:21:115[P]
Jarrel stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
3943h, 3460m, 19012e, 12934w exk-22:36:21:454[P]
Iocun drops a white camel.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:21:879[P]
Iocun easily vaults onto the back of a white camel.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:114[P]
Jarrel gives a mighty yell, then suddenly looks about sharply seemingly drained yet refreshed.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:120[P]
Jarrel drops to the floor and sweeps his legs round at Jhui.
Jarrel knocks the legs out from under Jhui, sending him sprawling to the floor.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:127[P]
Jarrel balls up one fist and hammerfists Jhui.
He connects to the right leg!
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:134[P]
Jarrel forms a spear hand and stabs out at Jhui.
He connects to the right arm!
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:140[P]
Iocun takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:146[P]
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Sohl.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12934w exk-22:36:22:349[P]
Jhui stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:23:271[P]
Sohl puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:23:508[P]
Your surroundings distort momentarily.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:23:750[P]
Yiwen tells you, "You don't get to hang outside of Mhaldor."
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:23:986[P]
Yiwen vigorously spins a sharply angled crystal polyhedron, and it begins to hover in the air.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:23:992[P]
Yiwen makes a forceful gesture and some crystals embed themselves into the ground.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:23:998[P]
A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Savira.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:24:004[P]
Jhui takes a drink from an obfuscated crystal vial.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:24:009[P]
A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Jhui.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:24:455[P]
Iocun drops a white camel.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:24:694[P]
Iocun carefully wipes all the venoms off of a slender obsidian dirk.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:24:701[P]
(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "To be fair, Ayoxele is just a grief alt too." :(
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:24:996[P]
Suddenly, irrational fear fills your mind.
3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:25:235[P]
A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Trey.

6. Suffering. Oppression. Hail Master Sartan.

3943h, 3460m, 19022e, 12940w exk-22:36:25:470[P]
Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, you bring your bastard sword crashing straight down on
Yiwen's head. With a power that seems to come from on high, you cleave asunder his entire body, from
head to groin, splitting him in two and killing him instantly.
You have slain Yiwen.
A kola nut falls from Yiwen's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Yiwen's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Yiwen's corpse.
A potash crystal falls from Yiwen's corpse.
Some irid moss falls from Yiwen's corpse.
3943h, 3460m, 18832e, 12940w exk-22:36:25:826[P]
You are not wielding a weapon in that hand.