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PokAesop Session 6

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  1. 01[21:14] <Caleb> Sooo... Remember that town that you guys all walked into after the first session, probably the very first day you all walked into the Dream World? The one where there were a whole buncha people hobbling around, adorning wooden wheelchairs, crutches, casts and all other kinds of injuries? The ones you found out were being caused by a bunch of bratty kids who took over the well and broke the arms and legs of people who refused to pay the toll they set up? The ones that Lecia promised to a little girl named Lola that she would totally go and kick their asses and save the town for her? Well, it's... Kind of been three weeks since you made that promise. How does that make you feel, Lecia? Like a terrible person, right? How does it feel to know that for three weeks, more and more people have been getting extorted and beaten by little children and desperately awaiting the day that you would save them from the plight that has befallen them? Feels bad, right? Well, after spawning just outside of town one day, you were able to look inside and see that the injuries have only gotten worse and more severe, some people beng carted around in stretchers at this point, because those kids grew out of breaking arms and stuff! Three weeks this has been going on... Three weeks during which you've totally had the chance to stop it but didn't. So yeah, you get to feel bad now. Bad bad bad bad bad! But that's okay, because today, you've finally managed to rally the forces of justice, and stand bravely as you march onwards to victory... Or so you all hope. More words incoming because holy fuck this is a lot of words already and I just spent most of them trying to make a Shukugirl feel bad.
  2. 03[21:14] * Caitlin is now known as Rainy
  3. 03[21:15] * Caleb is now known as Botherer
  4. [21:16] <Aori_Radidjiu> (waitingforBothertoPosttoShuku.jpg)
  5. [21:16] <Rainy> "Something bad... In the neighborhood... Who're you gonna call? OMECHA LAINY." WHERE ARE WE
  6. 01[21:16] <Botherer> (I will end you, Aori!)
  7. [21:17] <Lecia> Well everyone else decided they wanted to hop along, and considering they could break arms she totally needed the support...and then they didn't come and she got caught up in some equally important stuff. Really this is just Lecia losing her patience and faith in organizing large groups. Good job guys. You're making a little girl feel like she has to be alone to get things done (except
  8. [21:17] <Lecia> when it involves Rainy, they're cool)
  9. 02[21:17] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-A0CC2838.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  10. 03[21:17] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-A0CC2838.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  11. 06[21:19] * Yumeko joined along, since she also agreed to help in stopping the disturbance that is hurting everyone in this town. For some reason, more pressing circumstances that involved saving the dream world (and some other errands that did not involve saving) had come up and this was delayed for so long until now. Yumeko also felt bad having to take this long to stop..
  12. [21:19] <Yumeko> the problem, but is definitely sure they will make it matter now.
  13. [21:20] <Rainy> Rainy's not much of an armbreaker, but some of her mans? Haha, Chao-Chao's probably done worse than break someone's arm just for being in the way when he didn't feel like using his 25 foot vertical jump to go over them. The now-worse-than-arm-breakers might just get the tables turned.
  14. 01[21:21] <Botherer> It's nowhere near a bright and sunny day as you all proceed towards the well! As you do, you see an elderly man pulling himself back towards the village by his arms, his legs looking like bouncy springs the way they've been mangled... Except not bouncy. They're just spirally corkscrew-like. The sun's been completely blocked out by a massive black cloud, thunder crackling from it and raining down into the surrounding fields. It's as if some otherworldly force was trying to imply something to you guys. The well isn't terribly far away at this point, and you can just make it and several figures, both human and Pokemon alike, sitting atop the rocky hill upon which it rests.
  15. [21:22] <Yumeko> Mimu is by Yumeko's side, after a long time involving types that are not a good idea for Psychic pokemon to fight against. Yumeko had to leave the strange egg back at Mother Swanna's care since she can't bring it everywhere.
  16. [21:23] <Lecia> "We're gonna get the water. From the well." After like 20 years of waiting, she seems rather set on doing this! Today, it's Cybuster at her side. It wouldn't stop hitting the outside of the Pokeball, likely going 'why do you keep using Granzon I'm here'.
  17. 01[21:24] <Botherer> 6<Hey, Yume! Yume!> The little Mimu waves down from her embrace.
  18. [21:24] <Yumeko> "It's time we stop these troublemakers from hurting the people!" she said, pulling out her staff from the sleeve of her robe, "People shouldn't have to pay for something that is free to begin with!"
  19. [21:24] <Yumeko> "Ah, what is it, Mimu-chan?" o___o?
  20. 01[21:24] <Botherer> Cybuster's totally taken to proving himself as useful today, and to do so, he brought Lecia a sled to carry her along with! A good warrior's gotta conserve their strength, y'know!
  21. 01[21:24] <Botherer> 6<Hai there.>
  22. 01[21:24] <Botherer> Mimu smiles.
  23. [21:25] <Rainy> Rainy luuuuuuurves the rain. She skips around happily, but stops when she sees the poor, beat up old man. She calls out, "Hey, Mister! Do you need a bandaid?"
  24. [21:25] <Yumeko> "Ah, hai~" n___n;
  25. 01[21:25] <Botherer> Nooot quite raining moreso than "thunderbolts flying everywhere from that massive cloud of evil looming overhead."
  26. [21:26] <Lecia> More like 'it's about time'. She thought it, but didn't say it! She sits on the sled and waits, holding back her frustration at the turn of events. Oh boy, will those arm breakers get it!
  27. 01[21:27] <Botherer> As you guys march onwards, Mimu totally hops out from Yume's arms to do that pantomiming thingy where he pretends to pull Lecia along with Cybuster. Cybuster thwacks Mimu away because THIS IS HIS JOB! HE'S GONNA PROVE TO LECIA THAT HE'S THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PROTECT HER!
  28. 01[21:27] <Botherer> 6<Oww...> :(
  29. [21:29] <Lecia> Or rather, Pokemon. "H-hey now, Cybuster. Don't be too rough with our own, OK? Save it for the enemy~!"
  30. [21:30] <Yumeko> "Don't worry, Mimu-chan. I'm sure there is a reason Saiba-san is being so serious today..." n___n; Yumeko tries to assure Mimu as she welcomes her pokemon back.
  31. [21:32] <Rainy> Out goes Juju. Rainy briefs him on their mission: "Hey Juju, we're gonna go to these mean people who break arms and stuff and we're gonna play pranks on them and beat them up until they can't do bad stuff anymore, okay?"
  32. 01[21:32] <Botherer> Juju's already got the shaving cream, pies, and sharpies ready.
  33. 01[21:32] <Botherer> It's like he was BORN to prank the fuck out of these people!
  34. 01[21:32] <Botherer> You make it to the foot of the hill, and see that the rocky mess surrrounding it isn't quite that natural, almost arranged so that there's a bunch of paths leading up to the top of the hill!. All kinds of metal buckets and such are strewn about the base of the hill, broken. Some have blood on them, too. Near the base of the rocky mess, somewhere strewn about it, you see a little punk-ish kid, a scarf 'round his neck, sitting atop a rock and cleaning out his teeth with a bloodied butterfly knife.
  35. [21:36] <Rainy> "Psst... Juju... whisper whisper spspspsppsspsp."
  36. 01[21:37] <Botherer> Further up the hill, you see a super muscleheaded, exceptionally angry looking kid punching rocks. They shatter and crumble to dust as you see physical manifestations of rage and power, like, little angry demon children and the like, pouring out from his body with every rock he breaks apart. A kid in long, flowing blue robes and a wizard's occupies himself by floating a feather up in the air, and a girl in all white robes polishes something in her hand. At the top of the hill, you see a goofy looking girl with a derpy smile wearing an udder as she uses it to pour herself a glass of milk.
  37. 01[21:39] <Botherer> Juju gets a malicious grin on his face. Two, in fact. Even his maw curls up in sinister happiness.
  38. [21:39] <Lecia> Lecia totally brought her own bucket. It is likely purple, and definitely both metal and really, really fancy. It probably lights up in places. She's making this special. All she has to do is wait until they get up there, get told that they shouldn't have done that, and beat the crap out of anyone that tries to stop her. And it is going to be great.
  39. 01[21:39] <Botherer> He disappears into the darkness to work on this convoluted plan.
  40. [21:40] <Aori_Radidjiu> (...I'm imagining Juju looking like http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/0/2/1/7/4/1/orig-13021741.jpg )
  41. 03[21:40] * Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan (Giantree@sux-A0CC2838.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  42. 06[21:40] * Yumeko could not believe how someone could do something this bad. All the more they have to stop this children that are causing so much trouble to the villagers! o__o/
  43. 01[21:40] <Botherer> (I'm losing it right now. Even though Juju's problem is that he's noworkandallplaymakesjackadullboy.jpg)
  44. 02[21:41] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-A0CC2838.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan))
  45. 03[21:41] * Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan is now known as Giantree
  46. [21:42] <Rainy> "Kay, so, we should do an ammmmbuuuush."
  47. 01[21:42] <Botherer> Is Lecia walking up to the hilltop right now, or...?
  48. [21:44] <Lecia> No, she's being dragged up the hill by Cybuster up the hilltop via sled--or at least until Rainy speaks! "Oh, an ambush? You got a plan~?"
  49. [21:45] <Rainy> "Juju's gonna pants that jerk a special way and then Juju'll be alllll ready to fight! And I could give one of them these yucky paints that are so bad you can't eat them AND can't touch them."
  50. [21:46] <Yumeko> Hearing Rainy's suggestion, Yumeko also listens closely to learn how they can best take down these bullies.
  51. [21:46] <Rainy> "What kinda stuff can you guys do?"
  52. [21:49] <Lecia> Pantsing someone a special way? After having pantsed her when it was literally impossible to do so? If that isn't called special, then WHAT IS THIS. "Hmm...Cybuster can go really fast, not like Nirvana fast but still pretty fast, but I'm not sure how well he can sneak. I'm not all that fast yet, but I can prepare for an assault well enough." Sadly, she doesn't have her armor upgrade yet.
  53. [21:49] <Lecia> OH WELL. You can tell she's working on it if you look, though.
  54. [21:50] <Yumeko> "Mostly healing abilities and support. I can make sure everyone will still be all right despite what those kids can dish out."
  55. [21:50] <Yumeko> "And telekinesis, if needed..."
  56. 01[21:50] <Botherer> 6<And I can make them eat dirt!>
  57. 01[21:51] <Botherer> Mimu's eyes beam up brightly.
  58. [21:51] <Lecia> "Hehe, make em eat dirt then~" Scarycia. She's well and intent on making them eat dirt.
  59. 06[21:52] * Yumeko isn't too keen on the idea of making people eat dirt, but given the properties of her weapon she apparently can do that the best. n___n;
  60. [21:53] <Lecia> Maybe not literally. But if it is literally, she's not letting them wash out their mouth.
  61. [21:53] <Rainy> Rainy just wants to start poisoning the shit out of and pantsing people.
  62. [21:53] <Lecia> At least not with well water.
  63. 01[21:54] <Botherer> 6<Oh-kay~> Mimu twirls about and hops atop Cybuster. 6<Onwards to the dirt feeding!>
  64. [21:54] <Rainy> My ambush actions: Toxic on musclehead, Juju's secret plan
  65. 01[21:55] <Botherer> A lightningbolt falls from the sky, creating a burst of light amidst the darkness for all of a second. Intelligence checks!
  66. [21:55] <Lecia> The best way to prepare an assault is by not assaulting, at least for Lecia. FOCUS ENERGY ON THE WAY THERE, Cybuster can prepare Agility.
  67. [21:55] <Lecia> 1d20+10 BRAINS, BRAINS
  68. [21:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, BRAINS, BRAINS: 12 [1d20=2]
  69. [21:56] <Rainy> 1d20+3
  70. [21:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+3: 19 [1d20=16]
  71. [21:56] <Rainy> im smarter then u
  72. [21:56] <Lecia> ...You take care of that, then.
  73. [21:57] <Yumeko> 1d20+8
  74. [21:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, 1d20+8: 28 [1d20=20]
  75. [21:57] <Rainy> whahahaha
  76. [21:57] <Yumeko> o__o!
  77. [21:57] <Aori_Radidjiu> (...Or you can have Yume do all the thinking)
  78. [21:58] <Lecia> Suddenly, Lecia was the dumbest one of the party! WHOOPS.
  79. [21:58] <Aori_Radidjiu> (Did someone die her hair blonde? :3)
  80. [21:58] <Aori_Radidjiu> (*dye)
  81. 06[21:58] * Yumeko blinks and looks around the area for a moment after the lightning bolt, as if something dawned to her.
  82. [21:59] <Rainy> (Psst, aori, my little girl in WWB got transformed into a random girl by a temp change. A blonde one. And she's the brains of the party.)
  83. [21:59] <Aori_Radidjiu> (Yeah, I saw that)
  84. [21:59] <Yumeko> "Rainy-san, Lecia-san... I think there are some parts of the hill that is still dark even when the lightning flashes," Yumeko said in a whisper to her companions, "If we take advantage of those, we could catch those kids by surprise."
  85. [21:59] <Rainy> Rainy decides to try to creep in the dark places, hoping there's no grues, to get within 4 meters of the musclehead mcjerkribs.
  86. [21:59] <Rainy> "I know~"
  87. 06[22:00] * Yumeko thinks maybe she should let Gurume-chan join too?
  88. [22:01] <Lecia> ...huh, maybe that was secretly a WIS check. "Oh, that sounds like a good idea~" Her voice is down now. PREPARING FOR AMBUSHES, MAN.
  89. [22:01] <Lecia> Lecia follows Rainy!
  90. 06[22:02] * Yumeko lets the babby Grue out to help them as well, "I think the left path might be easier to handle...." o__o/
  91. 01[22:04] <Botherer> Sneaky Sneaky Time! Gimme your Pokemon Speeds!
  92. [22:04] <Rainy> Overland 6 for Juju
  93. 01[22:04] <Botherer> Overlands I got, it's the Speeds I need... Just in case you guys goof.
  94. [22:05] <Yumeko> speed 12 for Mimu, speed 20 for Gurume
  95. [22:06] <Lecia> depending on if agility, 10 or 15
  96. 01[22:07] <Botherer> You guys are able to make it safely to the edge of the mess of rocks... The path leading up to that Pokemon seems relatively straightforward, though the cover of rocks along the sides is there as well.
  97. [22:07] <Lecia> That's what will be used if they have time, so yeah! (And Lecia will have used Focus Energy!)
  98. 03[22:07] * Botherer changes topic to 'Prologue Turn 2 - Yumeko > Lecia > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5'
  99. 06[22:08] * Yumeko does her best to keep quiet, following along together with Mimu and Gurume amidst the shadows until they get close enough to execute their ambush.
  100. 01[22:09] <Botherer> About... Ten meters forth, you surmise, you can see the Pokemon, a Machoke, engaging in a display of burliness and hoisting rocks into the air like weights in a rather clear area. The girl in the white robes is also visible. Perception Checks!
  101. [22:09] <Yumeko> 1d20 o__o!
  102. [22:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, o__o!: 16 [1d20=16]
  103. [22:09] <Lecia> 1d20+2 There's WIS!
  104. [22:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, There's WIS!: 11 [1d20=9]
  105. [22:11] <Rainy> 1d20+8
  106. [22:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+8: 13 [1d20=5]
  107. 06[22:11] * Yumeko notices that the girl seems to have a good view of the Machoke, and what sort of animal is that charm she is polishing? o___o?
  108. 06[22:14] * Yumeko also points out to the others what she noticed.
  109. [22:14] <Lecia> YUMEKO, STOP BEING THE BEST PARTY MEMBER. Or don't! ...She better not have the hots for that Machoke. That'd be kinda sorta weird! In the most whispery of whispers, "We might catch them more by surprise if we don't aim near the Machoke..."
  110. [22:15] <Rainy> Machoke and musclehead aren't nearby each other, right?
  111. [22:15] <Yumeko> "Maybe if we can catch the girl by surprise?" o__o?
  112. [22:16] <Lecia> ...and animal she's polishing? The heck is she talking about? Lecia looks harder in that specific area (typo of area as arae: 1)!
  113. [22:17] <Yumeko> (animal-shaped charm)
  114. 01[22:18] <Botherer> Machoke and Musclehead? ... Well, you don't really see the Musclehead around here.
  115. 01[22:19] <Botherer> Least not in your visible line of sight.
  116. [22:19] <Lecia> Well, it's pretty much the same both ways! "...huh, even I don't get what it is...that's not important though. Everyone ready?" If the Machoke isn't looking at her, then FRAGILE TARGET AHOY. In before the charm is for protecting.
  117. [22:21] <Yumeko> Just to be sure, Yumeko attempts to sense if there are any psychic residue nearby aside from hers. -__-?
  118. [22:22] <Rainy> OKAY MAYBE WE'LL POISON THE GIRL INSTEAD WHO KNOWS. Rainy goes last.
  119. [22:22] <Rainy> Yumeko's first~
  120. 06[22:22] * Yumeko 's senses tingled, realizing the rocks were positioned by someone. o__o!
  121. [22:23] <Lecia> You really don't want to poison a Machoke. That's just a bad idea.
  122. 01[22:23] <Botherer> The Machoke's just flexing his muscles and shit. Seems like he's working out and getting himself buff over there.
  123. 06[22:24] * Yumeko decides to start with some preparations using Cosmic Power!
  124. [22:25] <Lecia> ...There's no confirmation from anyone if anyone's actually ready, despite her asking. How is she supposed to decide what to do if people aren't saying if they're ready or not?
  125. [22:26] <Yumeko> She is waiting on Rainy's signal probably. o___o;
  126. [22:26] <Rainy> Rainy giggles and waves her brush in the ONWARD pose.
  127. [22:27] <Lecia> THAT'S A SIGNAL ENOUGH! Is it possible to smack her with a Meteor Mash, giving her Overland Speed?
  128. 01[22:27] <Botherer> Smack the girl?
  129. 01[22:27] <Botherer> Lessee here...
  130. [22:27] <Lecia> It's OK, she has a plan B!
  131. [22:27] <Lecia> She has no rockets yet, so oop.
  132. 01[22:28] <Botherer> Nooot quite, sorry.
  133. 02[22:29] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-A0CC2838.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  134. 03[22:30] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-81E26C4C.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  135. [22:30] <Lecia> But of course. However, plan B! The Machoke seems like it's BULKING UP, so a Psycho Cut might not do much to it despite her advantage. But, a Ranged (6) move can land a hit on her, right?
  136. [22:30] <Lecia> After charging forward like a beast out of hell, of course.
  137. 01[22:30] <Botherer> You'd be able to do that, but you'd be right about standing out in the wide open sp-Yeah, pretty much.
  138. [22:31] <Lecia> 1d20+1 PSYCHO CUTTER!
  139. [22:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, PSYCHO CUTTER!: 7 [1d20=6]
  140. [22:31] <Lecia> Blargh. No crits today!
  141. 01[22:31] <Botherer> Good news: You totally still hit the girl.
  142. [22:32] <Lecia> 3d8+10+32 SLASH!
  143. [22:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SLASH!: 61 [3d8=7,8,4]
  144. 01[22:32] <Botherer> Bad news comes later.
  145. [22:32] <Lecia> Oh boy oh boy!
  146. [22:32] <Yumeko> Maybe ask Gurume-chan to eat the girl? They will have to figure out how to get her out later... -___-;
  147. [22:32] <Lecia> They're allergic to fun, just ask Lecia.
  148. [22:33] <Rainy> Can I get a toxic on the girl? It's got 4m range.
  149. 01[22:34] <Botherer> Lecia charges forth, blade drawn. She stops but a mere few feet before the Machoke, which drops its rock in surprise as she bursts out. Brimming with pure, unbridled psionic powers, she rears it back before a vertical slice sends this burst of power slicing through the air!
  150. 01[22:35] <Botherer> It cuts straight into the girl, causing her to elicit a pained yelp as she rolls back. "Oooowwwwwww!" ;_;
  151. 01[22:35] <Botherer> Whiiich brings us to the bad news. Lecia is standing right in front of a huge-ass Machoke. Which is buff.
  152. 03[22:35] * Retrieving #Dreamscape modes...
  153. [22:35] <Lecia> Lecia is pure battle. THERE IS NO MERCY IN HER EYES. Just a burning sense of JUSTICE.
  154. [22:35] <Lecia> Also, don't worry, she'll be OK.
  155. 03[22:35] * Botherer changes topic to 'Prologue Turn 2 - Yumeko > Lecia > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 > Surprised: Girl, Machoke'
  156. [22:36] <Lecia> ...OK, so maybe not. But hey!
  157. [22:36] <Lecia> 29 DEF can get you by, right?
  158. 01[22:36] <Botherer> Rainy, your move! If you pursue Lecia, you'll be...
  159. [22:37] <Lecia> Omecha Lainy. She'll be Omecha Lainy.
  160. 01[22:37] <Botherer> Oh Good, so Rainy's atop Lecia?
  161. 01[22:37] <Botherer> She can hop off to get in range of the Toxic!
  162. [22:37] <Rainy> Okay! 4m away!
  163. [22:38] <Lecia> ...THAT WORKS!
  164. [22:38] <Rainy> 1d20 TOXICO I'M GONNA SAY IT'S A 3
  165. [22:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, TOXICO I'M GONNA SAY IT'S A 3: 9 [1d20=9]
  166. [22:38] <Rainy> 3^3
  167. 01[22:38] <Botherer> *Splat*
  168. 01[22:38] <Botherer> You get paint right in her mouth! Maaan, that's gotta be nasty!
  169. 01[22:38] <Botherer> Yumeko, your Pokemon's action!
  170. [22:39] <Lecia> No, 3*3. 3^3 would be 27.
  171. [22:39] <Rainy> oh what the fuck am I smoking
  172. [22:39] <Rainy> 3^2
  173. 06[22:39] * Yumeko sends Gurume to Bite, and if possible, swallow whole the girl! o__o;
  174. [22:39] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC2
  175. [22:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC2: 1 [1d20=1]
  176. [22:39] <Lecia> Delicious, delicious failure.
  177. [22:40] <Yumeko> Using PC!
  178. [22:40] <Yumeko> 1d20 again
  179. [22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, again: 10 [1d20=10]
  180. 01[22:40] <Botherer> Gurume tries to be sneaky. But sneaky by virtue of going between the Machoke's legs is... Not very sneaky at all, and just about rams straight into it before a burst of lightning falls from the sky to startle it, making its foot jump up right as Gurume's about to collide!
  181. 01[22:40] <Botherer> Gurume nips at her leg.
  182. 01[22:41] <Botherer> Roll damage!
  183. [22:41] <Yumeko> 2d10+8+23+2
  184. [22:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, 2d10+8+23+2: 38 [2d10=1,4]
  185. 01[22:42] <Botherer> If you're trying to make her cry in pain... Well, it's definitely working.
  186. [22:43] <Rainy> "No arm-breaking allloooooowed~"
  187. [22:43] <Lecia> CYBUSTA! Has it's own beef with the Machoke. Clearly. Of course, since it's really buff...well, let's half-fix that! This was totally mentioned as the plan before the ambush, so FURY ATTACK, NEWLY UPGRADED!
  188. [22:44] <Lecia> 1d20 THE ATTACK MISSES THE MACHOKE.
  189. [22:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, THE ATTACK MISSES THE MACHOKE.: 14 [1d20=14]
  190. [22:44] <Lecia> 4d20 THE REST!
  191. [22:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, THE REST!: 35 [4d20=5,8,2,20]
  192. [22:44] <Lecia> Why.
  193. 01[22:44] <Botherer> Nope. Cybuster drives its beak right into its hard abs once... How's the Accuracy again?
  194. [22:44] <Lecia> Good enough for one hit! At least it better be. 4!
  195. 01[22:45] <Botherer> Yep, that's definitely one hit, then!
  196. [22:45] <Lecia> 1d6+3+9 *dink*
  197. [22:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, *dink*: 17 [1d6=5]
  198. 01[22:45] <Botherer> *Dink* is right.
  199. [22:45] <Lecia> Where's my -2 CS at? NOT HERE.
  200. 01[22:46] <Botherer> Seriously, Cybuster can't help but wonder if its washboard abs are made of metal themselves!
  201. [22:46] <Rainy> Meanwhile, Rainy whispers into the darkness! Mawmawmmawmawmaw.
  202. [22:47] <Rainy> Mimu~
  203. [22:48] <Yumeko> (no dual wielding yet~)
  204. 01[22:48] <Botherer> Aaand, from seemingly nowhere, a flash of lightning highlights a rain of pies descending upon the Machoke!
  205. 01[22:48] <Botherer> Mixed somewhere within that mess of pies... Are swords! Holy crap you've freaked the Machoke out!
  206. 01[22:48] <Botherer> HARD.
  207. 01[22:51] <Botherer> The girl manages to shake Gurume off of her leg, if only because of the lack of flinch, and clasps the charm hanging from her neck. It begins to glow with a faint light, and a string of walls separate her from Gurume. She quickly retreats into the dark of night, up the top of the hill. You can hear her faintly as she escapes. "i... I have to tell the others!"
  208. 01[22:51] <Botherer> 1d4+3
  209. [22:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d4+3: 7 [1d4=4]
  210. [22:51] <Lecia> Suddenly, Lecia wishes she brought Granzon along.
  211. 01[22:52] <Botherer> And, well... You've got two little girls in front of the Machoke. Who wants to get smashed to pieces first?
  212. [22:52] <Lecia> Pick Lecia, she can take it!
  213. 01[22:52] <Botherer> And a bird. Right.
  214. [22:52] <Lecia> And a bird, who can also take it!
  215. 01[22:52] <Botherer> But the Machoke laughs at the bird's abysmal display, sooo...
  216. [22:53] <Lecia> You're an abymsal display.
  217. 01[22:53] <Botherer> 1d20-3 He just grabs at Lecia's arm aaand... Hope the base roll isn't 15+ here.
  218. [22:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, He just grabs at Lecia's arm aaand... Hope the base roll isn't 15+ here.: 17 [1d20=20]
  219. 01[22:53] <Botherer> . . .
  220. [22:53] <Lecia> ._.
  221. 01[22:54] <Botherer> 4d8+48 The Machoke manages to wring her by the arm, and drives an open palm downwards into it like a blade.
  222. [22:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, The Machoke manages to wring her by the arm, and drives an open palm downwards into it like a blade.: 63 [4d8=2,1,4,8]
  223. [22:55] <Lecia> On one hand, Lecia's a Rock type. This sucks. On the other...I Can Take A Hit+ is basically defense, right? In terms of before or after super effective and whatnot.
  224. 01[22:55] <Botherer> Yes, before effectiveness.
  225. [22:56] <Rainy> I can use my Protect Other, if you need it!
  226. [22:56] <Lecia> Then 63-29=34! And then, 68--no! 51! Filter is great!
  227. [22:57] <Aori_Radidjiu> (Pretty sure she needs it.)
  228. [22:57] <Lecia> This is NOTHING. Or at least not much. Lecia continues to stand, using her armor to punish the Machoke!
  229. [22:57] <Lecia> 97/148. COME HITHER.
  230. 03[22:58] * Botherer changes topic to 'Prologue Turn 2 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke'
  231. 03[22:58] * Botherer changes topic to 'Turn 1 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke'
  232. 01[22:58] <Botherer> A bolt of lightning drops down! Perceptions!
  233. [22:59] <Rainy> 1d20+8
  234. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+8: 23 [1d20=15]
  235. [22:59] <Rainy> Kneel, mortals.
  236. [22:59] <Yumeko> 1d20 o__O!
  237. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, o__O!: 16 [1d20=16]
  238. [22:59] <Lecia> 1d20+2 /kneel
  239. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, /kneel: 12 [1d20=10]
  240. 01[23:04] <Botherer> Well, Yumeko's go!
  241. [23:04] <Lecia> No time to be concerned about things like this! Too focused with the DESTROYING she really, really feels like doing. She'll break her arms, and her back, too! Even though she doesn't sound too bad, a lackey is a lackey. All lessons should be taught AFTER the fight! Or at least pressed during the final confrontation.
  242. 06[23:04] * Yumeko unleashes Extrasensory upon the Machoke!
  243. [23:04] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC1
  244. [23:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC1: 13 [1d20=13]
  245. 01[23:05] <Botherer> Roll for mindcrushing.
  246. [23:05] <Yumeko> 3d10+12+26
  247. [23:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, 3d10+12+26: 54 [3d10=8,5,3]
  248. 01[23:05] <Botherer> Good news and bad news: Good news. You really just drilled that thing hard. Its eyes go wide as it falls over.
  249. 01[23:06] <Botherer> Bad news, which may not actually be bad news dependant upon your stance...
  250. 01[23:06] <Botherer> It's only at -67% Max HP.
  251. 01[23:06] <Botherer> Lecia!
  252. 03[23:10] * Botherer changes topic to 'Turn 1 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 1] > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke'
  253. 03[23:10] * Botherer changes topic to 'Turn 1 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 2] > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke'
  254. 03[23:12] * Botherer changes topic to 'Turn 1 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 2] > Rainy | Gurume 20 > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke [KO'd]'
  255. 06[23:13] * Yumeko moves closer to Gurume's side before figuring out what to do next.
  256. [23:14] <Lecia> The only legal target being Machoke is pretty ass--oh, it was KO'd? THEN EVERYONE SHOULD BE CHARGING FORWARD ANYWAY! If that wall is getting in HER way or she's just plain faster, Hone Claws in the meantime.
  257. [23:14] <Lecia> THE TIME FOR AMBUSHES HAS PAST. Unless you actaully, you know, tell her not to charge. That's OK too!
  258. 01[23:15] <Botherer> As you take a moment to whet your blade for the purpose of JUSTICE, you get a better view of the hill!
  259. 01[23:16] <Botherer> of SERVING JUSTICE, even!
  260. 01[23:17] <Botherer> Rainy, your go!
  261. 01[23:17] <Botherer> ... Actually wait.
  262. 01[23:17] <Botherer> Eh, go.
  263. 01[23:18] <Botherer> The chick in white's totally just talking to the girl with the Miltank udder strapped to her belly.
  264. 01[23:18] <Botherer> That chick proceeds to pull out a huge gun thingy.
  265. [23:19] <Rainy> 1d20+11 Frantic Research, let's figure out if Rogue has fighting moves, first of all
  266. [23:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Frantic Research, let's figure out if Rogue has fighting moves, first of all: 24 [1d20=13]
  267. [23:19] <Lecia> Justice is it's own purpose. And the first complete gear, but that's another story.
  268. [23:19] <Rainy> HP, level, 6 moves
  269. 01[23:20] <Botherer> 1d8;1d7
  270. [23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d8: 5 [1d8=5]; 1d7: 1 [1d7=1]
  271. [23:21] <Rainy> Two unknown moves! Okay!
  272. 01[23:21] <Botherer> Gurume-chan, your move!
  273. [23:22] <Yumeko> Gurume waits for now, maybe sharpen teeth against the screen!
  274. [23:23] <Yumeko> (or not)
  275. 01[23:25] <Botherer> No action?
  276. 01[23:25] <Botherer> Or Hone Claws-ing (if that's what I got outta that?)
  277. [23:25] <Yumeko> (no action)
  278. 01[23:26] <Botherer> What about Mimu? Cybuster and Juju, at the ready!
  279. 03[23:27] * Genshuku (Genshuku@sux-8B60D341.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  280. 06[23:28] * Yumeko points to the Trubbish that is in view, and directs a Confusion at it!
  281. 02[23:28] * Lecia (Genshuku@sux-8B60D341.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  282. 03[23:28] * Genshuku is now known as Lecia
  283. 01[23:28] <Botherer> Rrrrollat!
  284. [23:29] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC2 Confuuuuse!
  285. [23:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC2 Confuuuuse!: 15 [1d20=15]
  286. 01[23:29] <Botherer> Damaged easily!
  287. [23:29] <Yumeko> 2d8+6+19+5
  288. [23:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, 2d8+6+19+5: 36 [2d8=4,2]
  289. 01[23:29] <Botherer> . . .
  290. [23:30] <Yumeko> o__o...?
  291. 01[23:30] <Botherer> Man, what's with you and brutalizing these Pokemon? Exceeding -50% HP the Trubbish has.
  292. 01[23:30] <Botherer> You see its body contort and spasm, aaand...
  293. [23:30] <Rainy> Super Effective swag
  294. 01[23:30] <Botherer> SURPRISE! It's raining things! Lots and lots of things! Some look yucky, and some just look painful to step on!
  295. 06[23:30] * Yumeko apologizes to the trubbish as it goes down, since they have to do this. -___-;
  296. [23:31] <Lecia> I TOTALLY DIDN'T MOVE CYBUSTER THERE YET. Of course, if it doesn't matter, big whoop!
  297. 01[23:32] <Botherer> Juju and Cybuster while I litter the map with these things!
  298. [23:32] <Rainy> Cybuster can probably fly over those, for what it's worth!
  299. 03[23:34] * Botherer changes topic to 'Turn 1 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 2] > Rainy | Gurume 20 = Trubbish [KO] > Cybuster 15 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  300. 01[23:37] <Botherer> Any actions from you two?
  301. [23:37] <Rainy> Just Sleevin'
  302. 01[23:37] <Botherer> Got it. On whom? And Lecia?
  303. [23:38] <Lecia> Well, charging in like that is a BAD THING. Lecia made it clear before, sometime: NO CHARGING IN WITHOUT EVERYONE. So it's next to Lecia again, going even FASTER now. Agility is a fun move! If there's brick break in the party, then MAY IT BE DONE QUICKLY!
  304. 03[23:38] * Botherer changes topic to 'Turn 1 - Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 2] > Rainy | Gurume = Cybuster 20 = Trubbish [KO] > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  305. 01[23:38] <Botherer> With that...
  306. [23:39] <Rainy> Can I, like
  307. [23:39] <Rainy> Set the prank to trigger if Rogue moves?
  308. 01[23:39] <Botherer> Yes you may.
  309. [23:39] <Rainy> "I'll make that wall go crumbleumbleumble soon! Oh, and Jujuuuuuuu, Plan #2!"
  310. 01[23:39] <Botherer> Which would be riiight about... The end of this turn.
  311. 01[23:39] <Botherer> As you see the girl take her gun and point it skywards.
  312. 01[23:40] <Botherer> A massive rocket shoots out of it, smoke spewing everywhere!
  313. [23:40] <Rainy> Before Juju joins up with everybody, he spits up a bunch of rubber duckies by where the Rogue's chilling. The kind that make reaalllly obnoxious squeaks when squeezed.
  314. 03[23:40] * Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan (Giantree@sux-F2929CD6.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  315. 01[23:40] <Botherer> It goes up skywards before exploding in a beautiful, loud, colorful and obnoxiously bright flash of light!
  316. 01[23:40] <Botherer> As it does, the thunder clouds begin to part.
  317. 01[23:41] <Botherer> Exposing the night sky, aaand...
  318. [23:41] <Yumeko> "What is happening...?" o__o!?
  319. 02[23:41] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-81E26C4C.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  320. 01[23:41] <Botherer> A massively fuck-all huge castle just sitting atop a massive floating rock. Like, in Angel Island style from the Sonic games.
  321. 03[23:41] * Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan is now known as Giantree
  322. [23:42] <Aori_Radidjiu> Suddenly, a door is kicked open on the side of the castle. Out walks a boy of about 15, black jacket, black pants, striped undershirt, black shades, white hair with a black stripe. He walks right out the door on the side of the island and it looks like he's going to fall!
  323. 06[23:42] * Yumeko has no idea something that big could be hiding there. O___O!?
  324. [23:43] <Aori_Radidjiu> And then when he does fall...somehow he falls sideways. So that he's standing on the side of that rock. He continues walking down the side, and then steps over and starts walking on the bottom. Now that you get a better look at him...is that Murphy?
  325. 03[23:43] * Aori_Radidjiu is now known as Murphy
  326. [23:43] <Rainy> holy shit
  327. [23:44] <Lecia> What is this. Lecia cannot help but notice that THIS IS A COOL THING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. ...Oh, is...what...huh. Respect to the max, Murphy gets it! Man, does he get it!
  328. [23:44] <Yumeko> "Isn't that... one of the children you are with...?" Yumeko asks her companions, recognizing the kid that just appeared. >.>?
  329. [23:45] <Rainy> "Waahoooooo, that's cooooool~"
  330. 06[23:45] * Murphy doesn't seem to notice everyone down there yet. "Hey, you people down there! You're making a heck of a lot of noise and I'm trying to read, so why don't you..." He takes his glasses off...dropping them. The fall upwards onto the bottom of the island. "Quiet d- Wait. You kids! I remember you guys! What're you doing down there?"
  331. [23:45] <Rainy> "We're beating people up for breaking peoples' arms and not letting people have water and stuff like that!"
  332. [23:46] <Murphy> "And you didn't invite me?"
  333. [23:46] <Rainy> "Wanna come beat people up with us?" Rainy pauses a moment. "I just invited you, silly!"
  334. 06[23:47] * Yumeko can't argue with Rainy's reasoning n___n;
  335. [23:48] <Murphy> He won't stop grinning. "I guess I'll have to take you up on that offer, Omecha Lainy! Here I come! " He picks up his glasses, stuffs them in his jacket pocket and jumps off the bottom of the island, doing a flip, then he pulls out two Pokeballs and tosses them on the ground, them hitting the ground right before he does. Out pop a Pawniard and a Houndoom. "I'm all up for a good
  336. [23:48] <Murphy> fight!"
  337. [23:49] <Murphy> (Dex 12, Spd 20 on Warg, Spd 14 on Alastor)
  338. 03[23:49] * Botherer changes topic to 'Murphy > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy | Gurume = Warg = Cybuster 20 = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Mimu 12 > Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  339. [23:50] <Lecia> Lecia becomes a fangirl.
  340. [23:50] <Lecia> Just...boom. You can feel the tildes. They might actually be coming out of her head.
  341. [23:50] <Rainy> Rainy's totally hyped, too. Especially because he knew their superhero robot name!
  342. 06[23:51] * Yumeko can actually hear Lecia and Rainy's excitement. n__n;
  343. [23:51] <Rainy> So can anyone with ears. There's lots of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  344. 01[23:51] <Botherer> Well, it's clearly obvious that Murphy, who was sitting within a giant castle atop a giant rock encased in an even more giant cloud that that was spewing out lightning bolts, was alerted to the noise. ... Now imagine how the people on the ground are reacting. "Ah, shit! That's the alert! Fuck, got ourselves some intrud-AAAAAGH!!!" You hear the squeaking of ducks amongst the rest of the commotion.
  345. [23:51] <Yumeko> (also through telepathy because surface thoughts--)
  346. 01[23:52] <Botherer> ... Your squealing fangirling is not helping.
  347. 01[23:52] <Botherer> 1d20+1;1d20+2;1d20
  348. [23:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20+1: 15 [1d20=14]; 1d20+2: 9 [1d20=7]; 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  349. [23:52] <Murphy> "Hey, castle guys, hit the music!" http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=u5CRoCqSUR4 starts blaring out of the castle as he uses his turn to...Hone Claws. Kind of lame, I know.
  350. [23:53] <Rainy> He needs a manly anti-hero pose!
  351. [23:53] <Lecia> No, it's totally part of the dramatic entrance before complete and total asskicking. WHO CARES IF IT ISN'T HELPING? WHY WAS SHE SNEAKING IN THE FIRST PLACE!
  352. 01[23:54] <Botherer> Murphy's choice of music... Imokaywiththis.png
  353. 01[23:55] <Botherer> The rogue and the wizard spot you guys. "Aaah, hell! They broke past the front lines! ... Don't just sit there, STOP 'em!" He lets out not one, but two PokeBalls.
  354. 01[23:55] <Botherer> From on the floor where he tripped over the duckies.
  355. [23:55] <Murphy> (Oh, gotta' roll for Rarin' to Go)
  356. [23:55] <Murphy> 1d6
  357. [23:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  358. [23:55] <Murphy> (No Effect~)
  359. 01[23:56] <Botherer> From the PokeBalls emerge... A Sandslash and a Probopass.
  360. 01[23:57] <Botherer> 1d20+8
  361. [23:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20+8: 14 [1d20=6]
  362. [23:57] <Murphy> "Oh, I have a challenger, huh?"
  363. 01[23:57] <Botherer> Well, he's right there, Murphy.
  364. 01[23:58] <Botherer> "You know... We don't take kindly to people trying to work their way around the toll, you know that?"
  365. [23:58] <Murphy> "Toll? You wreak men's bodies and ruin their lives! This area ill needs a tollman such as you!" (I had to)
  366. 03[23:59] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Cybuster 20 = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash > Mimu 12 > Probopass > Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  367. Session Time: Mon Jul 09 00:00:01 2012
  368. 03[00:00] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
  369. [00:00] <Giantree> (shamefur dispray)
  370. 03[00:01] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  371. 01[00:01] <Botherer> "And what's a stupid kid?" He tosses a dagger out from his pantleg and up into the air. Whoa... Where'd that come from? "A pathetic pile of crumpled bones!"
  372. 06[00:02] * Murphy smirks. "Ah, but talk is nothing! Have at you!"
  373. 01[00:02] <Botherer> "If you insist..." He takes the dagger, which as it draws dangerously close you notice is not only covered in barbed wire, but dripping in poison!
  374. 01[00:02] <Botherer> 1d20+7 This might hurt!
  375. [00:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, This might hurt!: 20 [1d20=13]
  376. 01[00:04] <Botherer> 7d10+24 Murphy, you feel the knife come to your chin, just poking in the tiniest little bit... But enough to feel the effects of POISON FANG! As he removes the blade, he kicks you real good in the gut!
  377. [00:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Murphy, you feel the knife come to your chin, just poking in the tiniest little bit... But enough to feel the effects of POISON FANG! As he removes the blade, he kicks you real good in the gut!: 54 [7d10=3,3,3,6,4,2,9]
  378. 01[00:04] <Botherer> ... Oh right, add 10 to that.
  379. [00:05] <Murphy> (...that is a hell of a lot of damage.)
  380. 01[00:05] <Botherer> 64 Physical Poison damage.
  381. 01[00:05] <Botherer> ... Wait, that's the WRONG damage dice.
  382. 01[00:05] <Botherer> 2d8+6+10 WHOOPS.
  383. [00:05] <Murphy> (Yeah, that's what I thought)
  384. [00:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, WHOOPS.: 31 [2d8=8,7]
  385. [00:05] <Rainy> how do you
  386. [00:05] <Murphy> (Yeah I take 11 big whoop)
  387. 01[00:05] <Botherer> I was looking at the wrong move!
  388. 01[00:05] <Botherer> Murphy's action(s)!
  389. [00:06] <Murphy> "Two can play at that game!" Murphy immediately counterattacks with his own Poison Fang.
  390. 01[00:06] <Botherer> You can feel him gazing down at you through the raccoon-like mask on his face.
  391. [00:07] <Rainy> "Careful Mr. Mumu! He also knows that moves bugs use when they get mad, that move you just used, both ones that make you confused but stronger, and SSSSSSSSSSSSucker Punch."
  392. [00:07] <Murphy> "Oh, does he?"
  393. [00:07] <Rainy> "Yooooou betcha!"
  394. [00:08] <Murphy> "Thank you, Rainy!" He was about ot shank the guy, but instead he flicks a green dagger into the palm of his hand, then flicks it at the Sandslash! Razor Leaf!
  395. 01[00:09] <Botherer> Roll it!
  396. [00:09] <Murphy> 1d20+4 AC 4
  397. [00:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 4: 12 [1d20=8]
  398. [00:10] <Murphy> 2d10+8+8 Grass
  399. [00:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, Grass: 30 [2d10=9,5]
  400. 01[00:10] <Botherer> The knife Murphy throws begins spilling leaves as it soars through the air.
  401. 01[00:10] <Botherer> It sinks into the Sandslash's belly, and it instantly recoils and sadfaces ;_;
  402. 01[00:11] <Botherer> Not cool, man!
  403. 01[00:11] <Botherer> You using your other action, or your 'mon's go?
  404. [00:11] <Murphy> (I'll be making use of Dual Wielding, yeah)
  405. [00:11] <Murphy> "Anything else I should know, girls?"
  406. [00:14] <Yumeko> "Be careful when fighting some of the pokemon, I think they cause obstacles to form on the hill when they get knocked out!" o__o!
  407. [00:14] <Rainy> "Uhh... He can take..." MATHS. Rainy holds up fingers as she does some mental arithmetics. "He can take just a little less than 3 and a half Dragon Rages!"
  408. 06[00:15] * Murphy takes a step behind his pokemon. So he won't get shanked again.
  409. 01[00:16] <Botherer> In the meanwhile...
  410. 01[00:16] <Botherer> The kid in the wizard robes and hat...
  411. 01[00:16] <Botherer> "2Damnit, Roger, I thought you were watching the front gate!"
  412. 01[00:17] <Botherer> He shuffles over to where the girls are.
  413. 01[00:17] <Botherer> Or at least so that the girls can see him through the light screen.
  414. 01[00:18] <Botherer> You see a little wisp of energy materialize right from the other side of the Reflect.
  415. 01[00:18] <Botherer> It crackles with electricity as the kid swishes his wand, aaand...
  416. 01[00:18] <Botherer> 1d20 SHOCK WAVE on that gaggle right there!
  417. [00:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, SHOCK WAVE on that gaggle right there!: 18 [1d20=18]
  418. [00:18] <Rainy> INAFTER SHOCKWAVE
  419. [00:18] <Rainy> HAHA KNEW IT
  420. 01[00:18] <Botherer> She totally called it.
  421. [00:19] <Lecia> WELL IT'S NOT ON CYBUSTER THIS TIME. I CAN BE THANKFUL FOR THAT, AT LEAST!
  422. [00:19] <Lecia> ...UNLESS IT IS, IN WHICH CASE EAT A DICK.
  423. [00:19] <Rainy> He can't reach
  424. [00:19] <Rainy> From 4m
  425. [00:19] <Rainy> Shockwave is 2x2
  426. 01[00:20] <Botherer> 2d10+28 Well, umm... Sorry, it is. It nails Lecia, Yume, Cybuster and Mimu! And he has a special skill.
  427. [00:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Well, umm... Sorry, it is. It nails Lecia, Yume, Cybuster and Mimu! And he has a special skill.: 32 [2d10=3,1]
  428. [00:20] <Rainy> He'll have to be up right in front of the wall to hit them :V
  429. 01[00:20] <Botherer> He has a special skill that improves his range.
  430. [00:20] <Rainy> What a nerd
  431. 01[00:20] <Botherer> Anyways, Yume's go!
  432. 01[00:21] <Botherer> Spoilers: Using Bulldoze is not a good idea.
  433. [00:21] <Yumeko> (noted)
  434. [00:21] <Lecia> 32-7=25, *2=fuck.
  435. [00:22] <Lecia> CYBUSTER DOES DOWN DUE TO UNEXPECTED SHOCK WAVE COUNT: 2!
  436. 01[00:22] <Botherer> ... Oops. Shoulda taken Sturdy for your ability, eh?
  437. [00:22] <Lecia> Clearly. WHOOPS!
  438. [00:23] <Lecia> Lecia recalls Cybuster, only lightly shocked herself, and sends out FUCKIN GRANZON.
  439. 01[00:23] <Botherer> Granzon gets out just in time to see Cybuster fall.
  440. 01[00:24] <Botherer> 1,14<I am still incapable of comprehending what makes it such that you insist upon using that winged piece of inferiority when I am clearly far more often a superior option!>
  441. 01[00:24] <Botherer> 6<Hey, Yume... You're not hurt too bad, are you?>
  442. 06[00:24] * Yumeko winces, bearing with the electricity as she moves in range of the Probopass, "I'm all right, Mimu-chan, how about you?"
  443. [00:25] <Yumeko> And delivers a swing of earthen might at it!
  444. 01[00:25] <Botherer> 6<I'm fine, it... It's nothing too bad!>
  445. [00:25] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC1 arms attack
  446. [00:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC1 arms attack: 16 [1d20=16]
  447. 01[00:25] <Botherer> Roll damage, and type again?
  448. [00:25] <Yumeko> 2d8+6+16+8 ground special
  449. [00:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, ground special: 37 [2d8=1,6]
  450. [00:26] <Lecia> Lecia doesn't really get it anymore either. "I...he...takes the opening hits? ...he didn't even get to do that last time or this time. You're better though, and now you're EVEN BETTER~
  451. 01[00:26] <Botherer> *BWOOOMF* You see the mud rain out from the ground beneath it as it coats the body of the beast... But unlike what you were hoping for, it... Doesn't quite fall over.
  452. 01[00:26] <Botherer> It wavers a little bit, but it's still upright and kicking!
  453. [00:26] <Yumeko> o__o...!
  454. 01[00:27] <Botherer> Lecia!
  455. [00:27] <Lecia> In other news, Probopass has ALL the high defenses. And Sturdy.
  456. [00:27] <Lecia> Lecia waits, preparing to go as soon as the wall comes down! (Action: Held!)
  457. 01[00:28] <Botherer> The white-clad girl spits out some goopy mess of something foul and painty and her charm glows bright.
  458. [00:28] <Rainy> The wall doesn't come down until Chao-Chao's turn when I send him out, you'll be holding for a little bit Lessy;_;
  459. [00:29] <Lecia> ...YOU SAID NEXT TURN, JERKFACE! ;_;
  460. [00:29] <Lecia> ...no wait
  461. [00:29] <Lecia> I'm sorry
  462. [00:29] <Lecia> GUESS I'LL HOLD TILL THEN
  463. [00:29] <Yumeko> (you may want to take out someone else?)
  464. 01[00:29] <Botherer> 2d20+30
  465. [00:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 2d20+30: 45 [2d20=5,10]
  466. 01[00:30] <Botherer> You can see her face become a bit less pained. "Ooohhhhh... I thought you guys said this was gonna be easy!"
  467. 01[00:30] <Botherer> Rainy!
  468. [00:30] <Rainy> Is it a free or trainer action to send out Chao-Chao without withdrawing Juju?
  469. 01[00:30] <Botherer> Oh yeah, she wraps around the screen.
  470. 01[00:30] <Botherer> Shift Action.
  471. 01[00:30] <Botherer> You can't move Rainy's piece this turn.
  472. [00:30] <Lecia> "You're not gonna just swat away justice like that!"
  473. [00:31] <Rainy> Okay, sugoi
  474. [00:32] <Lecia> "It's justice that swats away evil! Though it might take a little work, your defeat is inevitable!"
  475. [00:32] <Rainy> Water attack!
  476. 01[00:32] <Botherer> Target?
  477. [00:33] <Rainy> Wizard, only one I think I can reach. Special.
  478. 01[00:33] <Botherer> Got it.
  479. [00:33] <Rainy> 1d20 AC 5
  480. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, AC 5: 18 [1d20=18]
  481. 01[00:33] <Botherer> Roll!
  482. 01[00:33] <Botherer> Damage?
  483. [00:33] <Rainy> 2d6+8+8+23 water
  484. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, water: 42 [2d6=1,2]
  485. 01[00:34] <Botherer> You summon a liquid Snorlax, which belly flops on the guy. He's sopping wet, but none too discouraged. "2I'm gonna make you really wish you didn't do that!"
  486. 03[00:35] * Rainy changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Cybuster 20 = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash > Mimu 12 > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  487. 01[00:35] <Botherer> The Idiot Nurse fumbles about with her gun... "So if you turn the dial, and move it this way..." She points the gun at the Probopass, and FIRES!
  488. 01[00:35] <Botherer> ... Wait, no.
  489. 01[00:35] <Botherer> Not the gun.
  490. 01[00:35] <Botherer> Remember the udder I mentioned?
  491. [00:35] <Lecia> Oh.
  492. [00:35] <Murphy> (hahaha)
  493. 01[00:35] <Botherer> She grabs her udder, and rapid fires milk drops at the Probopass!
  494. 01[00:36] <Botherer> It looks all good and healthy now! Like nothing even happened to it!
  495. 01[00:37] <Botherer> The Ledian buzz buzz buzzes about, and crafts its own little barrier!
  496. 01[00:38] <Botherer> Warg!
  497. 01[00:38] <Botherer> And Gurume!
  498. [00:38] <Lecia> Oh, Granzon's speed is 5.
  499. 03[00:39] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash > Mimu 12 > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  500. 01[00:39] <Botherer> ... Okay, just Warg.
  501. [00:40] <Rainy> Just saving time by asking now, Botherer
  502. [00:40] <Murphy> (I'll be bringing the words, so give me a sec)
  503. 03[00:40] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  504. [00:40] <Rainy> If I have Chao-Chao go brickbreak, will Juju be able to trigger the Nothing Up My Sleeve quality?
  505. 01[00:41] <Botherer> Only while being Commanded can Juju do that.
  506. [00:41] <Rainy> Gotcha
  507. 02[00:42] * Yumeko (de7fc726@sux-11491D6B.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  508. 06[00:43] * Murphy yells out to Warg. "Use Beat Up on the Sandslash!" It starts dashing straight for the Sandslash. Suddenly Murphy yells out "THE WORLD!" And time almost...seems to stop. An Absol and a Gothorita suddenly jump out of his Pokeballs, readying alongside the Pawniard. "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" They all start PUMMELING the poor thing as he yells "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!"
  509. [00:43] <Murphy> 1d20 Okay, hotblooded aside
  510. [00:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, Okay, hotblooded aside: 1 [1d20=1]
  511. 01[00:43] <Botherer> . . .
  512. [00:43] <Murphy> (...can I get a PC? Please?)
  513. [00:44] <Murphy> (...I like how I went all DIO BRANDO on him and I roll a 1, though.)
  514. 01[00:44] <Botherer> (Lecia? Rainy? You think Ryuu'd let that? Only asking 'cause this means he gets another... Murphy...)
  515. [00:45] <Murphy> (Badumtish)
  516. [00:45] <Lecia> IT'S MURPHY'S LAW. WHAT HE SAYS, GOES.
  517. [00:45] <Rainy> (I have no idea.)
  518. [00:45] <Murphy> (^)
  519. 01[00:46] <Botherer> This is terribly hilarious enough I'll toss it for free.
  520. [00:46] <Rainy> Please roll another 1
  521. 01[00:46] <Botherer> No skin off Yume, save the HP.
  522. [00:46] <Lecia> TRY AGAIN
  523. [00:47] <Murphy> 1d20
  524. [00:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  525. [00:47] <Murphy> (OKAY)
  526. [00:47] <Murphy> (It's AC 2, so that should hit)
  527. 01[00:47] <Botherer> That it does!
  528. [00:47] <Murphy> 3d20 for the rest
  529. [00:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, for the rest: 49 [3d20=16,14,19]
  530. [00:47] <Murphy> (fffffffffff)
  531. 01[00:48] <Botherer> Roll the damage!
  532. [00:48] <Murphy> 4d12+16+20+6 damage
  533. [00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, damage: 59 [4d12=5,4,3,5]
  534. [00:48] <Murphy> (Beat Up uses the highest Atk on your team :3)
  535. 01[00:48] <Botherer> Good news: You totally took the Sandshrew down easy. The bad news? You also just had all four of your Pokemon hit a Pokemon with Rough Skin.
  536. [00:49] <Murphy> (...ouch.)
  537. [00:49] <Rainy> Hahaha oh wow
  538. 03[00:49] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO]'
  539. [00:49] <Murphy> (I'd do it all over again, though)
  540. 01[00:50] <Botherer> Alastor!
  541. 01[00:50] <Botherer> 1d20 in the meantime with Mimu...
  542. [00:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, in the meantime with Mimu...: 3 [1d20=3]
  543. [00:50] <Murphy> Swords Dance. Really, what were you expecting?
  544. 01[00:50] <Botherer> 6<I think I got this... I think I got this~> :D ... I don't know what I was expecting. I forgot about his Quality.
  545. 01[00:50] <Botherer> But Mimu just knocks the thing's head back. It glaaares at Mimu.
  546. 03[00:51] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > Yumeko > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] | Surprise: Hariyama'
  547. [00:51] <Rainy> Oh huh, does Espeon have 11 speed?
  548. [00:51] <Rainy> If so WE HAVE A TIE
  549. 01[00:51] <Botherer> No, I just didn't feel like rolling against Mimu.
  550. [00:51] <Rainy> oh okay
  551. 01[00:52] <Botherer> They're fairly isolated.
  552. 01[00:52] <Botherer> The Espeon heads over towards the clearing aaand...
  553. 01[00:53] <Botherer> 1d3
  554. [00:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
  555. 01[00:53] <Botherer> 1d20 Swift on Alastor!
  556. [00:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Swift on Alastor!: 6 [1d20=6]
  557. 01[00:53] <Botherer> 2d10+19
  558. [00:53] <Murphy> Hits.
  559. [00:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 2d10+19: 25 [2d10=1,5]
  560. 01[00:53] <Botherer> ... Abysmal.
  561. 01[00:53] <Botherer> Chao-Chao!
  562. [00:54] <Lecia> BREAK! IT! DOWN!
  563. [00:54] <Rainy> BRICK
  564. [00:54] <Rainy> BREAK
  565. 01[00:54] <Botherer> Chao Chao steps forth to the wall. 1,11<This is the task you wish for me to perform? I find it almost INSULTING that you try and make use of me for such a MENIAL task!>
  566. [00:54] <Rainy> Chao-Chao stands before the wall--possibly having some egotistical quip along the way--and swims right into it head first, SMASHING THAT BITCH TO PIECES.
  567. [00:55] <Rainy> CALLED
  568. [00:55] <Rainy> THAT
  569. [00:55] <Rainy> QUIP
  570. 01[00:55] <Botherer> She totally did.
  571. [00:56] <Lecia> LECIA CHARGES FORTH FROM THE BROKEN REMAINS OF THE WALL. Rather, she totally has to go around, through the hole, but what can you do?
  572. 01[00:56] <Botherer> At what "hour" you breaking the wall, Rainy?
  573. [00:56] <Rainy> Down the middle's fine
  574. [00:57] <Lecia> Lecia comes bursting through. Her sword shines brightly, as she CLEAVES A WIZARD.
  575. [00:57] <Lecia> 1d20 METEOR MAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH
  576. [00:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, METEOR MAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH: 13 [1d20=13]
  577. 01[00:57] <Botherer> 1,11<I entrust that on future occasions you'll have me perform more MEANINGFUL tasks?>
  578. 01[00:57] <Botherer> 1d20 AAAAH
  579. [00:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, AAAAH: 2 [1d20=2]
  580. 04[00:58] <Rainy> Chao-Chao moves away afterwards. He doesn't want no electrowizard. "That's totallllly meaningful! It means you're stronger than that sorcerererrorcerer guy!"
  581. [00:58] <Murphy> ("I have cut yet another useless object." Right?)
  582. 01[00:58] <Botherer> 1d20 Prob Controlling that ;_;
  583. [00:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Prob Controlling that: 6 [1d20=6]
  584. 01[00:58] <Botherer> ... Nope.
  585. 01[00:58] <Botherer> MASH HIS METEOR!
  586. [00:58] <Lecia> YOU CANNOT STOP HER.
  587. [00:58] <Murphy> (Murphy'd~)
  588. [00:59] <Lecia> 4d12+16+40 4SLASH
  589. [00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, 4SLASH: 81 [4d12=5,5,3,12]
  590. [00:59] <Lecia> 1d100
  591. [00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, 1d100: 35 [1d100=35]
  592. [00:59] <Lecia> Nope, not today. Usually never. Mmm.
  593. 01[01:00] <Botherer> She totally mashed his meteors. And the fact he's curled up on the floor shows.
  594. 01[01:00] <Botherer> Hurt, but not down.
  595. 01[01:01] <Botherer> The Probopass turns to its offender, Yumeko, and unleashes a Thunder Wave on her!
  596. 03[01:01] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Murphy > Wizard > > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Yumeko [P1] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] | Surprise: Hariyama'
  597. 01[01:01] <Botherer> Granzon!
  598. [01:01] <Murphy> (brb)
  599. 01[01:01] <Botherer> Got it.
  600. [01:02] <Lecia> That weird trash stuff is stuck firmly on the ground, right?
  601. 01[01:03] <Botherer> Yes.
  602. 01[01:03] <Botherer> That stuff.
  603. 03[01:03] * Yumeko (70c72a9a@sux-D7D2E6A7.mibbit.com) has joined #Dreamscape
  604. [01:03] <Lecia> THERE'S YUMEKO!
  605. [01:04] <Yumeko> !dm9001 lastlines #30
  606. [01:04] <Lecia> ...well, there's still no point going over it, since everyone was jammed in one spot once before already. THROUGH THE HOLE, GRANZON!
  607. [01:05] <Murphy> (back)
  608. [01:05] <Lecia> "Alright, press forward! Metal Claw!"
  609. 03[01:05] * Murphy (aoriradidj@sux-7FB9A851.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has left #Dreamscape
  610. 03[01:05] * Murphy (aoriradidj@sux-7FB9A851.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  611. [01:05] <Murphy> (...oops.)
  612. [01:05] <Murphy> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  613. [01:06] <Lecia> 1d20 SLASH! After moving past the target, naturally.
  614. [01:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SLASH! After moving past the target, naturally.: 4 [1d20=4]
  615. [01:06] <Lecia> EAT A DICK. 3 AC.
  616. 01[01:07] <Botherer> Granzon forgot to calculate the fact that the kid was on the floor crumpled in a ball.
  617. 01[01:07] <Botherer> The Hariyama is pissed now.
  618. [01:07] <Lecia> Well, at least he's past him! FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT.
  619. [01:07] <Lecia> Or it, as the case may be.
  620. 01[01:09] <Botherer> It, along the rest of its huge girth, takes a massive step forth.
  621. 01[01:09] <Botherer> 1d4+1 Thanks for reminding me.
  622. [01:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Thanks for reminding me.: 5 [1d4=4]
  623. 01[01:10] <Botherer> ... Well, Mimu isn't close enough.
  624. 06[01:10] * Murphy hears a big thwump. "I'd turn around, but I'd rather not. I'll face it after I'm done with this miscreant."
  625. 01[01:10] <Botherer> So it takes another step.
  626. 01[01:10] <Botherer> And another.
  627. 01[01:10] <Botherer> You feel a tap on your shoulder, Murphy.
  628. 06[01:11] * Murphy puts his glasses on, breathes a SIGH, then turns around to face the THING. "How may I help you?"
  629. 01[01:11] <Botherer> As you turn around, you see a hand reach out for you. A big, beefy hand.
  630. 01[01:11] <Botherer> 1d20
  631. [01:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  632. 01[01:11] <Botherer> It picks you up and shoves you into its mouth!
  633. 01[01:12] <Botherer> 2d10+38 Bite!
  634. [01:12] <Murphy> "...understood."
  635. [01:12] <Rainy> "Oh, I hate when that happens!"
  636. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Bite!: 57 [2d10=9,10]
  637. 01[01:12] <Botherer> You are now being nommed on by a Hariyama.
  638. [01:12] <Lecia> "I-it's OK Murphy! Hang in there!"
  639. 01[01:12] <Botherer> It's chewing on you like a corn dog.
  640. 01[01:12] <Botherer> Top of the order!
  641. [01:13] <Murphy> "I'm fine, don't worry." He just sort of...chills there.
  642. [01:13] <Murphy> (BTW Botherer, did you know Murphy is both Dark type AND Soulbound to Dark? Resists Dark 1/4th :3)
  643. 01[01:13] <Botherer> I know. But still, it wants to you to GET IN MAH BELLY!
  644. 01[01:13] <Botherer> ( That's its Quality :p )
  645. [01:13] <Murphy> (Mmmm.)
  646. 01[01:14] <Botherer> So the Fighter's attention is grabbed... 'cause how can it NOT be with all that noise?
  647. 01[01:14] <Botherer> You see its fury being misdirected EVERYWHERE.
  648. 01[01:14] <Botherer> The rogue, in the meantime, flips out his Sandslash in place of...
  649. 01[01:14] <Botherer> A Magnemite.
  650. [01:15] <Lecia> Lecia's steel sense is tingling!
  651. 03[01:15] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Yumeko [P1] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] = Surprise: Hariyama > Magnemite'
  652. 01[01:16] <Botherer> And he takes a single swipe with his blade at the Houndoom!
  653. 01[01:16] <Botherer> 1d20
  654. [01:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  655. 01[01:16] <Botherer> ... +7.
  656. 01[01:17] <Botherer> 4d10+22 Bug damage.
  657. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Bug damage.: 46 [4d10=9,2,6,7]
  658. [01:17] <Murphy> SHORT-TEMPERED Activates after the hit!
  659. 01[01:18] <Botherer> The Fighter then storms around. "4You IDIOTS! You were supposed to tell me when you started smashing them! Now I'm REALLY mad!"
  660. 01[01:18] <Botherer> Bulk Up!
  661. 01[01:19] <Botherer> Murphy, you're flinched, so... Uhhh...
  662. [01:19] <Murphy> I am? Huh.
  663. 01[01:19] <Botherer> Yeah.
  664. 01[01:19] <Botherer> Bite rolled 17.
  665. [01:19] <Murphy> I can still issue commands though, right?
  666. 01[01:19] <Botherer> Wizard blew his turn trying to Teleport... So that brings it to Lecia!
  667. 01[01:19] <Botherer> Yeah, commands are still good.
  668. [01:19] <Murphy> Cool.
  669. [01:19] <Murphy> No worries.
  670. [01:22] <Lecia> Lecia...hold up, if she tried some insane PASS gambit to get both the Wizard AND Miltank, would Granzon get caught up in it?
  671. [01:22] <Lecia> Or wait, that's not how pass works
  672. [01:22] <Lecia> SO...
  673. 01[01:24] <Botherer> I should probably start getting Toxiced Girl's move ready, shouldn't I?
  674. [01:24] <Lecia> Yeah, girls are thinking.
  675. 01[01:24] <Botherer> Rainy and Yume prepare your bodies as well!
  676. [01:24] <Yumeko> (hai~)
  677. 01[01:25] <Botherer> "7Kyaaaah!" ;_; Girl in white cries out for help. That's all she does.
  678. [01:25] <Yumeko> 1d20 paralyzed?
  679. [01:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, paralyzed?: 17 [1d20=17]
  680. [01:25] <Lecia> And Lecia...goes past the wizard! Of course, she also gives him a PSYCHO CUTTER as she does so.
  681. [01:26] <Lecia> 1d20+2 Just look at that crit chance I'll miss again somehow
  682. [01:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Just look at that crit chance I'll miss again somehow: 16 [1d20=14]
  683. [01:26] <Rainy> (Probopass is 4x weak to ground I believe, so dat arms attack might do some good assuming you can get through his defenses with it! On the other hand, hariyama's weak to psychic~)
  684. 01[01:26] <Botherer> Nail him!
  685. [01:26] <Murphy> (halp he's eating me.)
  686. [01:26] <Lecia> Dicemaid, please burn in hell. ONE OFF. COME ON.
  687. [01:26] <Yumeko> (saving Murphy it is then!)
  688. [01:27] <Murphy> (Not like it actually hurts. he did like 9 damage to him.)
  689. [01:27] <Lecia> 3d8+10+40 SLASH ANYAWY
  690. [01:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SLASH ANYAWY: 60 [3d8=4,3,3]
  691. [01:27] <Lecia> ANYWAY
  692. [01:27] <Lecia> AAAA
  693. [01:27] <Lecia> 1d100 and...
  694. [01:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, and...: 47 [1d100=47]
  695. [01:27] <Lecia> Still turning blanks, captain!
  696. 01[01:27] <Botherer> *Pyyyyew* Her lightsaber cuts him! And it hurts! ... A little.
  697. 01[01:28] <Botherer> Rainy and Yumeko!
  698. 01[01:29] <Botherer> "2I'm really gonna hurt you when I get up off this floor..."
  699. [01:29] <Yumeko> (is Yumeko still paralyzed?)
  700. 01[01:29] <Botherer> Yes, she's still paralyzed.
  701. [01:29] <Rainy> 1d20 SLUDGE
  702. [01:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, SLUDGE: 9 [1d20=9]
  703. [01:29] <Rainy> On the wizard. Psychic doesn't resist poison, fortunately enough.
  704. 06[01:29] * Yumeko attempts to impose on the Hariyama's mind with Extrasensory!
  705. [01:29] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC1
  706. [01:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC1: 2 [1d20=2]
  707. [01:30] <Rainy> 3d8+10+23
  708. [01:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 3d8+10+23: 54 [3d8=7,6,8]
  709. 01[01:30] <Botherer> Yumeko misses!
  710. [01:30] <Lecia> /strangle Dicemaid
  711. [01:30] <Yumeko> 3:
  712. 01[01:30] <Botherer> "2Eeeew ewww eeew ewww AAAAAGH that's nasty!"
  713. [01:31] <Yumeko> She steps back from the probopass, calling on Gurume to stay close. o__o;
  714. 01[01:31] <Botherer> The Idiot Nurse pulls out the rainbow gun. It fires a magical rainbow!
  715. 01[01:31] <Botherer> "13This'll make you aaaall better!"
  716. [01:31] <Lecia> Is that going towards the wizard?
  717. 01[01:32] <Botherer> Yes, yes it is.
  718. [01:32] <Lecia> 1d20 SHUT UP AND GET JAMMED ASSHOLE. I'M PRETTY SURE MY FIST IS GOING FASTER THAN YOUR GUN.
  719. [01:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SHUT UP AND GET JAMMED ASSHOLE. I'M PRETTY SURE MY FIST IS GOING FASTER THAN YOUR GUN.: 6 [1d20=6]
  720. [01:32] <Lecia> 1d100
  721. [01:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, 1d100: 56 [1d100=56]
  722. 01[01:32] <Botherer> Roll damage!
  723. [01:33] <Lecia> 2d10+8+40 Can't have nice things
  724. [01:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Can't have nice things: 55 [2d10=4,3]
  725. 01[01:33] <Botherer> Her udder, strapped around her waist, jiggles. You can hear the milk sloshing about inside. But it doesn't stop the rainbow!
  726. 01[01:33] <Botherer> FEEL the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!
  727. [01:33] <Lecia> "GRANZON! WITH ME!"
  728. [01:34] <Lecia> 1d20 I REFUSE TO LET IT END LIKE THIS
  729. [01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, I REFUSE TO LET IT END LIKE THIS: 9 [1d20=9]
  730. 01[01:34] <Botherer> 1d20 Uh... Ohhh...
  731. [01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Uh... Ohhh...: 20 [1d20=20]
  732. [01:34] <Lecia> fucking
  733. 01[01:34] <Botherer> The Chansey steps in the way of Granzon!
  734. [01:34] <Lecia> NO
  735. 01[01:34] <Botherer> ... My bad, it's a Blissey.
  736. 01[01:35] <Botherer> ... Why weren't these on the order anyways?
  737. 03[01:35] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Yumeko [P1] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] = Surprise: Hariyama > Magnemite'
  738. [01:35] <Yumeko> (very long list...)
  739. 03[01:35] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Yumeko [P1] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] = Hariyama > Magnemite'
  740. [01:35] <Lecia> 2d10+8+21+6+6+6 in before counter
  741. [01:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, in before counter: 58 [2d10=8,3]
  742. [01:35] <Lecia> on the bright side, it can't kill Granzon!
  743. 01[01:36] <Botherer> Botherer is mean. He's not that mean.
  744. 01[01:36] <Botherer> You just see its blubbery mass jiggle as it winces in pain.
  745. 01[01:36] <Botherer> You won't hurt its friends!
  746. 01[01:36] <Botherer> Now, the Ledian makes another barrier!
  747. 01[01:36] <Botherer> 1d4+1 Reflect
  748. [01:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Reflect: 3 [1d4=2]
  749. 01[01:37] <Botherer> Gurume! Warg and Alastor!
  750. [01:37] <Lecia> After these episodes with DM, anything is possible.
  751. [01:38] <Yumeko> Gurume moves along beside Mimu!
  752. 01[01:38] <Botherer> The Blissey yells at Granzon. <Nope! You're not hurting Miss Melanie!>
  753. [01:38] <Murphy> "Warg, blow up the Magnemite!"
  754. 01[01:39] <Botherer> But Warg's thingy...
  755. [01:39] <Murphy> All it hears is "Blow Up", though, and it proceeds to...
  756. 01[01:39] <Botherer> Locked on the Rogue, isn't he?
  757. 01[01:39] <Botherer> 4,1<Fuck that shit! I want HIS head!>
  758. [01:40] <Murphy> Move the way out of his allies and Dark Pulse, hitting the Magnemite, Hariyama, AND the Rogue!
  759. [01:40] <Murphy> 1d20 AC 2
  760. [01:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 2: 16 [1d20=16]
  761. [01:40] <Lecia> ...protecting allies is commendable, but when they're part of a troupe of people that put a toll on the well that's just plain extortion? NOT COMMENDABLE ENOUGH.
  762. [01:41] <Murphy> (1 OFF FROM A FLINCH)
  763. [01:42] <Murphy> 3d10+12+34+6+6 34 Attack from being raised 2 combat stages
  764. [01:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, 34 Attack from being raised 2 combat stages: 84 [3d10=10,10,6]
  765. [01:42] <Murphy> (Nice!)
  766. [01:42] <Yumeko> o__o!
  767. [01:42] <Lecia> Sadly, two (or more) of those targets are likely hit NVE. Isn't it sad?
  768. 01[01:42] <Botherer> *pbfffft* The Magnemite spills.
  769. 01[01:43] <Botherer> The others don't look terribly hurt, though.
  770. 01[01:43] <Botherer> Alastor!
  771. [01:43] <Murphy> "Cut 'em up! Use Metal Claw!"
  772. [01:44] <Murphy> 1d20 AC3
  773. [01:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC3: 11 [1d20=11]
  774. 01[01:45] <Botherer> Well, you hit the Hariyama...
  775. [01:45] <Murphy> (Hitting Hariyama and Rogue with the pass, Probopass too IF possible, but Overland 7.)
  776. 01[01:45] <Botherer> Slippery rogue is slippery though.
  777. 01[01:45] <Botherer> Not happening Probos, sorry.
  778. 01[01:45] <Botherer> Mimu prep up!
  779. [01:46] <Murphy> 2d8+6+30+5+2+3 damage
  780. [01:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, damage: 59 [2d8=5,8]
  781. 01[01:46] <Botherer> 3"Don't think you're gonna get me that easy!" >:|
  782. [01:46] <Yumeko> Mimu gets a little closer to unleash another Confusion at Hariyama!
  783. 01[01:47] <Botherer> The Hariyama wobbles.
  784. [01:47] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC2
  785. [01:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC2: 8 [1d20=8]
  786. 01[01:47] <Botherer> That hits.
  787. [01:47] <Yumeko> 2d8+6+19+5 psychic special~
  788. [01:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, psychic special~: 37 [2d8=3,4]
  789. 01[01:47] <Botherer> It just kinda falls over on its side after its eyes go glassy, drooling all over Murphy in the process.
  790. 01[01:47] <Botherer> The Espeon glows alit.
  791. 01[01:48] <Botherer> You all get a bad feeling about what's coming.
  792. 02[01:48] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Dreamscape
  793. 03[01:48] * Rejoined channel #Dreamscape
  794. 03[01:48] * Topic is 'Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 3] > Yumeko [P1] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] = Hariyama > Magnemite'
  795. 03[01:48] * Set by Botherer on Mon Jul 09 01:35:07
  796. 06[01:48] * Murphy crawls out of its mouth, briefly takes his jacket off to shake out the wetness a bit before putting it back on. There. That's better.
  797. 01[01:48] <Botherer> Chao-Chao?
  798. 01[01:48] <Botherer> Or Juju?
  799. [01:49] <Rainy> Juju's gonna go finish the Wizard, I think.
  800. 01[01:50] <Botherer> Got it.
  801. 01[01:50] <Botherer> The Miltank charges forth at Lecia! And knocks her back a step!
  802. 01[01:50] <Botherer> It hurts a bit to strike, but...
  803. 01[01:51] <Botherer> Lecia ends up falling into the mess.
  804. [01:51] <Lecia> ew not this agian.
  805. [01:51] <Lecia> again.
  806. 01[01:51] <Botherer> It's there she discovers what she's in... A bunch of prickly spikes and garbage... And some stuff that just feels realy nasty! Spikes Lv1! Toxic Spikes Lv1!
  807. 01[01:51] <Botherer> The Probopass takes aim at the Pawniard, and...
  808. 01[01:52] <Botherer> 1d20 SPARK!
  809. [01:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, SPARK!: 5 [1d20=5]
  810. 01[01:52] <Botherer> 3d8+20 damage if it hits!
  811. [01:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, damage if it hits!: 29 [3d8=3,2,4]
  812. [01:52] <Murphy> (What's Spark's AC?)
  813. [01:52] <Lecia> And she can't even heal it because she wanted to BEAT SOMEONE UP. She totally bought an antidote sometime though, never mind that someone didn't put it in her inventory. The spikes suck either way!
  814. 01[01:52] <Botherer> AC2.
  815. [01:52] <Murphy> (Oh yeah, hits.)
  816. 01[01:52] <Botherer> Juju's move!
  817. 01[01:53] <Botherer> "13Good job, Moo Moo! I knew you'd keep them away from me!"
  818. 01[01:54] <Botherer> The nurse clapclapclaps as the Miltank jostles Lecia into the heap.
  819. 03[01:54] * Retrieving #Dreamscape modes...
  820. [01:54] <Rainy> 1d20 Ice Punch
  821. [01:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Ice Punch: 2 [1d20=2]
  822. 03[01:54] * Botherer changes topic to 'Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 4] > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trubbish [KO] >Alastor 14 > Sandslash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Machoke [KO] = Hariyama [KO] > Magnemite [KO]'
  823. [01:54] <Rainy> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
  824. 01[01:55] <Botherer> He rolls away while on the floor. Nope.
  825. [01:55] <Rainy> Juju at least throws some ice-cubes at that jerkass wizard.
  826. 01[01:55] <Botherer> He stuffs them down his pants!
  827. 01[01:55] <Botherer> It's cold!
  828. 01[01:55] <Botherer> "2Aaaaaah what are you doing what are you doing what are you AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
  829. 01[01:55] <Botherer> Top of the order!
  830. [01:56] <Lecia> As soon as the realization hits her (this is really gonna be a while), THAT NURSE IS GONNA BE TOO OCCUPIED WITH LECIA TO EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.
  831. 01[01:56] <Botherer> The rogue takes two swipes with his knife! One at Alastor, and one at Warg!
  832. 01[01:57] <Botherer> 2#1d20+7
  833. [01:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 2#1d20+7: 11 [1d20=4], 21 [1d20=14]
  834. 01[01:57] <Botherer> 4d10+22 to each of them!
  835. [01:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, to each of them!: 43 [4d10=3,7,7,4]
  836. [01:57] <Murphy> (Type?)
  837. 01[01:57] <Botherer> Bug.
  838. 01[01:58] <Botherer> In the meantime, the fighter is FUELED BY RAGE! "4Ready or not, I'm gonna SMASH you idiots!"
  839. [01:58] <Murphy> Both go down! But uh, since he hit Alastor first, can I have Warg use AVENGER?
  840. 01[01:59] <Botherer> Knock yourself out!
  841. [02:00] <Murphy> 1d20 AC 2 Ember
  842. [02:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 2 Ember: 10 [1d20=10]
  843. [02:00] <Murphy> 1d12+6+34+3 damage
  844. [02:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, damage: 52 [1d12=9]
  845. [02:00] <Murphy> Warg spites the fucker who hurt his friend with one last blaze of glory!
  846. 01[02:01] <Botherer> Crispy.
  847. 01[02:02] <Botherer> A bit hurt, though, he shrugs. "3Guess they just couldn't... Handle the cutthroat competition!" Somewhere in the universe, someone is facepalming.
  848. [02:02] <Murphy> Anyway, Murphy's turn. If I were to send out my 2 remaining Pokemon and return my KOed ones, would that use up both of my Multitasking turns? Regardless, he's taking them both in, sending out just the Abosl, then using Focus Energy.
  849. [02:03] <Murphy> ...I can do that, right?
  850. 01[02:03] <Botherer> Yeah, Fighter Guy's turn though, but not like he'd be in range of you so yeah that happens.
  851. [02:03] <Lecia> Some math later, 59/148 is Lecia's current HP! And it will be 47 next turn, when she can't move! And then 35 next turn she can move! Unless he hits Lecia, in which case WHOOPS.
  852. 01[02:04] <Botherer> So... You know how this campaign seems to have a habit of little girls taking lots and lots of abuse?
  853. [02:04] <Lecia> That and vore.
  854. [02:04] <Lecia> Lots of vore.
  855. 01[02:04] <Botherer> "4I'm gonna have a LOTTA fun smashing you to pieces!" the idiot musclehead says as he towers over Rainy.
  856. 01[02:04] <Botherer> ... PLEASE use your Free Action Protect if this hits.
  857. 01[02:05] <Botherer> 1d20 AC2 Fighting
  858. [02:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, AC2 Fighting: 10 [1d20=10]
  859. [02:05] <Rainy> Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay
  860. 01[02:05] <Botherer> 3d10+88 Fighting type damage.
  861. [02:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Fighting type damage.: 107 [3d10=10,7,2]
  862. [02:06] <Rainy> 1d4+1
  863. [02:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d4+1: 4 [1d4=3]
  864. 01[02:06] <Botherer> Seriously, this guy is like overflowing with angry energy as he tries to punch Rainy! Which I hope I had put enough emphasis on previously.
  865. [02:07] <Rainy> +8 SDEF for everybody
  866. 03[02:07] * Botherer changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 4] > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Warg = Trub [KO] >Alastor 14 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Mag [KO]'
  867. 01[02:08] <Botherer> Murphy went, so... Wizard finally pulls himself off the ground!
  868. 01[02:08] <Botherer> And what he does is raise the feather with telekinesis, aaand...
  869. 01[02:08] <Botherer> 1d20-2 Whirlwind on Juju!
  870. [02:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Whirlwind on Juju!: 3 [1d20=5]
  871. 01[02:09] <Botherer> 2 Speed Evasion?
  872. [02:09] <Lecia> > 5
  873. [02:09] <Lecia> I don't believe 2 Speed Evasion can come from that!
  874. 01[02:09] <Botherer> Asking about Juju.
  875. 01[02:09] <Botherer> His Speed Evasion.
  876. [02:09] <Lecia> > Juju 5
  877. 01[02:10] <Botherer> ... Oh right.
  878. 01[02:10] <Botherer> Yeah, Juju gets blown far, FAR away!
  879. 01[02:10] <Botherer> But you know wherever he is, he'll be pranking people 'til the end of time!
  880. [02:13] <Murphy> (Oh, Finagle's Spd is 15, sorry I didn't get to telling you.)
  881. 03[02:13] * Botherer changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 4] > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Trub [KO] > Finagle 15 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon = Juju 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Mag [KO]'
  882. 01[02:14] <Botherer> And, uhh... Fuck Lecia skipped so... Cleric girl's turn. "7I... I don't feel so good..." ;_;
  883. 01[02:14] <Botherer> 1d20+20
  884. [02:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20+20: 25 [1d20=5]
  885. 01[02:14] <Botherer> Yuemko, Rainy!
  886. 01[02:14] <Botherer> Your actions!
  887. [02:14] <Yumeko> 1d20 paralyze?
  888. [02:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, paralyze?: 17 [1d20=17]
  889. [02:15] <Lecia> Lecia is actually in a dire situation, this time! She's also really, really mad.
  890. 06[02:16] * Yumeko uses her healing powers to at least improve Lecia's situation somehow!
  891. [02:16] <Yumeko> 2d12+12+16 heal!
  892. [02:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, heal!: 45 [2d12=10,7]
  893. 03[02:16] * Botherer changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 4] > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Gurume = Trub [KO] > Finagle 15 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Fifi 4 > Mag [KO]'
  894. [02:17] <Lecia> 47+45=92! This is going straight back down to 80 next turn though. Gotta love poison.
  895. 03[02:18] * Botherer changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 4] > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Nini > Gurume 20 = Trub [KO] > Finagle 15 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Mag [KO]'
  896. 06[02:18] * Yumeko shifts to a better position closer to the top.
  897. [02:18] <Rainy> 1d20 Recolor on the smashy jerk, let's give him fire type
  898. [02:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Recolor on the smashy jerk, let's give him fire type: 14 [1d20=14]
  899. 01[02:19] <Botherer> Roll your thingy.
  900. 01[02:19] <Botherer> For time and, if you want, permaffectiveness.
  901. [02:19] <Rainy> 1d100
  902. [02:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d100: 31 [1d100=31]
  903. [02:19] <Rainy> 1d4+1
  904. [02:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d4+1: 2 [1d4=1]
  905. 03[02:19] * Botherer changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter [Fire 1/2] > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White [Toxic 4] > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Nini > Gurume 20 = Trub [KO] > Finagle 15 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Mag [KO]'
  906. 01[02:20] <Botherer> Rainy paints a little Slugma on his armor. It burbles adorably.
  907. 01[02:21] <Botherer> You see the nurse pull out a Pecha Berry and squeeze it into a cup. She then launches the sippy cup through the cannon at the cleric. "13Drink your juice so you can grow strong~ ... Waaait, that was something else, wasn't it?"
  908. 01[02:21] <Botherer> She looks thoroughly confused.
  909. 01[02:21] <Botherer> Nini! Gurume?
  910. [02:22] <Yumeko> Gurume rushes forward to the Miltank, which looks rather tasty right now!
  911. [02:22] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC2 Bite!
  912. [02:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC2 Bite!: 7 [1d20=7]
  913. 01[02:23] <Botherer> Cows are most certainly delicious!
  914. [02:23] <Rainy> Nini uses rain dance.
  915. [02:23] <Yumeko> 2d10+8+23+2
  916. [02:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, 2d10+8+23+2: 50 [2d10=9,8]
  917. [02:24] <Murphy> "Rain, huh? Well, that's good for Finagle here, at least."
  918. 01[02:24] <Botherer> Mmmm, tastes like chicken! ... Wait, it's a cow! How does that even work?
  919. [02:24] <Lecia> She wants that juice. Lecia wants that fruit juice so bad. Aaaaaa.
  920. [02:25] <Rainy> "Lessy! Use that supercool move Nini likes that I showed you!"
  921. 01[02:26] <Botherer> Ledian's action! It flutters over towards Lecia and Gurume.
  922. [02:26] <Lecia> "J-just let me get out of here first..." Oh god this stuff hurts aaaa.
  923. 01[02:26] <Botherer> You hear a whirring noise. Soft at first, but louder, and louder, and OH GOD THIS IS PAINFULLY LOUD!
  924. 01[02:26] <Botherer> 1d20 Bug Buzz!
  925. [02:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Bug Buzz!: 18 [1d20=18]
  926. [02:27] <Yumeko> "Gurume-chan...!"
  927. [02:27] <Yumeko> D:
  928. 01[02:27] <Botherer> 3d12+36 Special Bug
  929. [02:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Special Bug: 55 [3d12=6,11,2]
  930. 01[02:27] <Botherer> Finagle's Action!
  931. [02:28] <Lecia> IMPACT. 80-42=38/148, soon to be 26/148! Shit sucks!
  932. 06[02:28] * Yumeko is forced to recall Gurume. .o__o.
  933. [02:28] <Murphy> Finagle loses 1/16th HP!
  934. [02:28] <Yumeko> (can Yumeko bring out another pokemon?)
  935. 01[02:29] <Botherer> On her turn, yes.
  936. [02:29] <Yumeko> okay
  937. [02:29] <Murphy> "Sorry I had to call you out during the day. I think you need a distraction, though, so...Double Team!"
  938. [02:29] <Murphy> Finagle splits into 3 Finagles!
  939. 03[02:30] * Botherer changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter [Fire 1/2] > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Nini > Trub [KO] > Finagle 15 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Mag [KO]'
  940. [02:30] <Murphy> (...4 Finagles, I guess. 3 copies, as the desc says)
  941. 05[02:30] <Murphy> (Could Bother c/p a few of them?)
  942. 01[02:30] <Botherer> Finagle points up to the sky. It's preeetty pitch black despite the rain. 14<I believe a replacement of your glasses might be necessary...>
  943. [02:31] <Murphy> "...indeed." No HP loss, then.
  944. 01[02:32] <Botherer> The Espeon prances over towards the other side of the barrier, and launches prettyful rainbow stars at Murphy.
  945. 01[02:32] <Botherer> 1d20 Swift!
  946. [02:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Swift!: 15 [1d20=15]
  947. 01[02:32] <Botherer> 2d10+20
  948. [02:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 2d10+20: 37 [2d10=8,9]
  949. 01[02:33] <Botherer> Nini went this turn, right?
  950. [02:33] <Murphy> "...ow?"
  951. 01[02:34] <Botherer> You're probably more irked by the flashes of colorful lights than the fact that pretty stars just embedded themselves into your body and exploded.
  952. 01[02:36] <Botherer> The Miltank sitting next to Granzon bounces up into the air!
  953. 01[02:36] <Botherer> 1d20 and comes CRASHING DOWN ON GRANZON! STOMP!
  954. [02:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, and comes CRASHING DOWN ON GRANZON! STOMP!: 7 [1d20=7]
  955. 01[02:36] <Botherer> 3d8+29
  956. [02:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 3d8+29: 37 [3d8=5,2,1]
  957. [02:36] <Murphy> (That feel when you realize you're a pretty bitchin' wall)
  958. 01[02:38] <Botherer> The Probopass starts launching rocks at all of the Absol copies.
  959. 01[02:38] <Botherer> 1d4 TL TR BL BR;1d20 AC5
  960. [02:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, TL TR BL BR: 3 [1d4=3]; AC5: 14 [1d20=14]
  961. 01[02:38] <Botherer> 1d3 TL TR B;1d20
  962. [02:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, TL TR B: 2 [1d3=2]; 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  963. 01[02:38] <Botherer> ... It breaks a single copy.
  964. 01[02:39] <Botherer> Roll Double Team Damage!
  965. 01[02:39] <Botherer> And Granzon's move!
  966. [02:39] <Lecia> Was that supposed to be a hit? If it was Body Slam/Stomp/Normal, that did like...19/2. Is that 10 or 9? Does it matter?
  967. [02:39] <Murphy> 1d6
  968. [02:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  969. 01[02:39] <Botherer> Who is laughing at the Miltank. 1,14<Your attempts to inflict suffering upon me have proven futile.>
  970. 01[02:39] <Botherer> inflict any form of injury**
  971. 01[02:39] <Botherer> ... Well, 'laughing' is a loose way to put it. Granzon can't laugh. Granzon doesn't have emotions.
  972. 01[02:40] <Botherer> You should probably install some new hardware to fix that.
  973. 01[02:40] <Botherer> Software, too. Hardware's useless without the software to run it.
  974. 06[02:40] * Murphy just yaaaawns after watching the Probopass fail to break up the Double team.
  975. 01[02:43] <Botherer> Granzon?
  976. [02:43] <Lecia> She'll do it next upgrade. Speaking of no emotions, Lecia will assume Granzon wouldn't have too much problems with this! "Alright, Granzon! Get in the position to hit as much targets as you can with your Earthquake!"
  977. 01[02:44] <Botherer> 1,14<They have made the mistake of trying to act as an opposition. The fruit of their endeavor... Is solely death.>
  978. [02:45] <Lecia> Incidentally, this blast radius includes Lecia in total targets! FUN TIMES.
  979. [02:46] <Lecia> 1d20 If Granzon decides saving Lecia is a better idea, despite being battered already, this can be a 'listening to' roll! Otherwise, HANG ON, EARTHQUAKE!
  980. [02:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, If Granzon decides saving Lecia is a better idea, despite being battered already, this can be a 'listening to' roll! Otherwise, HANG ON, EARTHQUAKE!: 3 [1d20=3]
  981. [02:46] <Lecia> I knew something like this would happen.
  982. [02:46] <Rainy> Probability control
  983. [02:46] <Rainy> please
  984. [02:46] <Yumeko> pc is in effect!
  985. 06[02:46] * Yumeko will pay Murphy's Law later on~
  986. [02:46] <Lecia> 1d20 HANG THE FUCK ON, EARTHQUAKE
  987. [02:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, HANG THE FUCK ON, EARTHQUAKE: 9 [1d20=9]
  988. 01[02:47] <Botherer> Granzon ascends into the sky.
  989. [02:48] <Murphy> (Everyone hold the phone!)
  990. [02:48] <Murphy> (Quit typing for a sec)
  991. [02:48] <Murphy> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUrMAC1w8ns okay, now resume.)
  992. [02:49] <Yumeko> (smirks)
  993. [02:49] <Lecia> (10/10)
  994. [02:49] <Lecia> 4d12+16+21 Add 6 for targets hit super effectively. That's both Lecia and RECOLOR-MAN!
  995. [02:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Add 6 for targets hit super effectively. That's both Lecia and RECOLOR-MAN!: 56 [4d12=2,5,3,9]
  996. [02:49] <Lecia> It's ALL THE TARGETS, so it's definitely something!
  997. 01[02:50] <Botherer> His twin crusher claws shine with a brilliant light as they break apart, revealing... Hey! Shuku! You wanna make some dramatic transformation sequence for Granzon as he takes the form of a super robot? :D
  998. [02:53] <Lecia> As much as I'd like to, I'd probably take a year! You're damned sure that if it's taking the form of a super robot, it will end up looking like what's on the first part of that video as it makes it's descent. Which, it will proceed to do very, very hard.
  999. [02:54] <Lecia> For those of you without Youtube, it's this: http://images.wikia.com/superrobotwars/images/6/61/Granzon.jpg
  1000. 01[02:54] <Botherer> Well, you get your super robot! And post-transformation, he slams down into the ground, causing the earth to shake violently! Whole pieces of the hill are completely and utterly upheaved!
  1001. 01[02:55] <Botherer> As per the damage report...
  1002. 01[02:56] <Botherer> The Nurse falls into the well, but re-emerges some time after, though completely soaked and her hair in a mess. Somehow it didn't get completely levelled. "13Oh my... I didn't think a fart could do all that! I'm so ashamed!"
  1003. 01[02:56] <Botherer> Lecia? Your condition?
  1004. 06[02:57] * Yumeko manages to brace from the impact, holding Mimu close to her to keep both of them from getting swept away. Lecia's pokemon is impressive indeed! O___O!
  1005. [02:58] <Rainy> Rainy's so fucking chill right now. This is baby-tier compared to that motherfucking Outrage the other day.
  1006. 01[02:58] <Botherer> The Miltank falls on the floor and rolls down the hill a good bit... It struggles to return to its feet. The Blissey... Just has a derpy smile. <Nope. Not happening!>
  1007. 01[02:58] <Botherer> The Cleric girl tumbles down the hill.
  1008. 01[02:58] <Botherer> She doesn't get back up.
  1009. 01[02:58] <Botherer> And the Smashy Face?
  1010. 01[02:58] <Botherer> ... Umm... Errr...
  1011. [02:59] <Lecia> VS 38, EQ does...62-29=33*1.5=49.5. Despite her best efforts to hang on, she's at like -11 or -12 HP. HEAL HER, YOU CAN ONLY GET HIT BY A HAZARD ONCE!
  1012. 01[02:59] <Botherer> 0,0 He's kinda still standing on both his feet as if you hadn't done much of anything to him.
  1013. [02:59] <Rainy> >not standing on 3 feet
  1014. [02:59] <Rainy> what a loser
  1015. [02:59] <Yumeko> (major healing power on standby)
  1016. [03:00] <Rainy> Top of the round?
  1017. 01[03:01] <Botherer> 4,2<Know only that continued opposition will ascertain your unconditional annihilation!>
  1018. 01[03:01] <Botherer> Top of the round.
  1019. [03:01] <Lecia> Clearly, the transformation was so awesome she actually fainted.
  1020. [03:02] <Rainy> Like usual.
  1021. 01[03:02] <Botherer> Lecia totally swooned over Granzon's transformation like a fangirl.
  1022. [03:02] <Lecia> YOU HAVE COMPETITION, MURPHY!
  1023. 01[03:02] <Botherer> "3"Maaan, you guys really must want this well back! Well, too bad! You're not getting it back!"
  1024. 01[03:02] <Botherer> He charges forth with a passing motion!
  1025. [03:02] <Murphy> "Try me."
  1026. [03:02] <Rainy> "Well? Huh? We can make water on our own, silly, you meanies are just hurting people for no reason, so we have to hurt you~"
  1027. 01[03:03] <Botherer> 1d20+7 Slashing Top Left Absol, Top Right Absol, Murphy in that order! -2 -4 to the resultants.
  1028. [03:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Slashing Top Left Absol, Top Right Absol, Murphy in that order! -2 -4 to the resultants.: 10 [1d20=3]
  1029. 01[03:03] <Botherer> So 10, 8, and 6.
  1030. 01[03:03] <Botherer> AC4 attack.
  1031. 01[03:04] <Botherer> 4d10+22 Bug damage to any and all hit.
  1032. [03:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Bug damage to any and all hit.: 37 [4d10=4,1,9,1]
  1033. [03:04] <Murphy> (+2 evasion on the Absols, then +2 from their normal, so it'd be...huh. 8 AC. Dammit.)
  1034. [03:05] <Murphy> 1d6
  1035. [03:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  1036. [03:05] <Murphy> Top left bursts!
  1037. [03:05] <Murphy> Top Right was the real one, he TAKES IT LIKE A MAN
  1038. 05[03:05] <Murphy> Murphy looks...well, he's hurt, but not really bothered by it.
  1039. 01[03:06] <Botherer> "4You think that's gonna hurt me? You think that's gonna hurt me? Well, guess what? It's NOT!"
  1040. 01[03:06] <Botherer> The monster of a creature storms off in front of Granzon.
  1041. [03:07] <Murphy> "What a showoff you are."
  1042. 01[03:07] <Botherer> 1d20 AC2
  1043. [03:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, AC2: 6 [1d20=6]
  1044. 01[03:07] <Botherer> 3d10+88 Fightan' Damage!
  1045. [03:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Fightan' Damage!: 110 [3d10=10,3,9]
  1046. 03[03:07] * Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan (Giantree@sux-CF6362A8.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1047. [03:08] <Lecia> >+88
  1048. 02[03:08] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-F2929CD6.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan))
  1049. 03[03:08] * Kawaii_Uguu_Waifu_Nat-Chan is now known as Giantree
  1050. [03:09] <Murphy> Finagle looks pretty angry, though! Wrath activates!
  1051. [03:09] <Lecia> That...well, so much for super awesome robot. At the least, it can RETALIATE before vanishing under a + that would leave it at 1 HP WITHOUT INVOLVING THE DICE AT ALL.
  1052. [03:09] <Lecia> 1d20 Even though it uses the ATK stat, and thus does nothing, I'll use it anyway
  1053. [03:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Even though it uses the ATK stat, and thus does nothing, I'll use it anyway: 10 [1d20=10]
  1054. [03:09] <Lecia> BULLET PUNCH: Because fuck, man.
  1055. [03:10] <Lecia> ...And it, you know, resists. Because fire.
  1056. [03:10] <Lecia> Fucking dammit.
  1057. [03:10] <Lecia> 1d12+6+6+6+21 A SCRATCH IS FINE TOO
  1058. [03:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, A SCRATCH IS FINE TOO: 47 [1d12=8]
  1059. [03:10] <Yumeko> you know....
  1060. 01[03:11] <Botherer> Yeah, that's... Gonna *dink*
  1061. [03:11] <Murphy> "Ladies, I think a change in plan is in order."
  1062. [03:12] <Lecia> Lecia cannot hear you. Though it's likely that she'd ignore the plan anyway!
  1063. [03:12] <Yumeko> "What do you suggest?" she asks, looking over her shoulder to Murphy's way. <.<?
  1064. 01[03:13] <Botherer> Well, you were given advance warning that they liked breaking people's arms.
  1065. [03:13] <Lecia> The Machoke could have done that well enough!
  1066. [03:13] <Murphy> "We clean up our mess, and then retreat. While most of our enemies are within our capabilities, that fellow over there" He points to the Fighter guy. "isn't."
  1067. [03:13] <Murphy> "Anyway, for the little Rogue..."
  1068. 01[03:15] <Botherer> Wizard's action! "2Man, I wanted to take her out! ... Oh well, can't really choose, can I?"
  1069. 06[03:15] * Murphy for his action, would move about 3m away from the Rogue and use Poison Fang!
  1070. [03:16] <Murphy> 1d20+4 AC 2
  1071. [03:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 2: 12 [1d20=8]
  1072. [03:16] <Rainy> "Nooooooooooooppppppppppppppe. I'm not leaving."
  1073. [03:16] <Murphy> 2d8+6+8 damage, bleeeeh
  1074. [03:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, damage, bleeeeh: 22 [2d8=5,3]
  1075. 01[03:17] <Botherer> Well, you manage to score a nice nick on his arm.
  1076. [03:17] <Murphy> "I'm a bit rusty, excuse me."
  1077. 01[03:19] <Botherer> The wizard steps up at the barrier between Yumeko and Mimu.
  1078. 01[03:20] <Botherer> 1d20 a crackle of electricity bursts out!
  1079. [03:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, a crackle of electricity bursts out!: 17 [1d20=17]
  1080. 01[03:20] <Botherer> 2d10+28 Mimu and Yume get electroshockered!
  1081. [03:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Mimu and Yume get electroshockered!: 45 [2d10=8,9]
  1082. 01[03:20] <Botherer> Yumeko and Rainy!
  1083. 01[03:20] <Botherer> Your actions!
  1084. [03:21] <Rainy> I'll spend my shift to bring out Whowho
  1085. [03:22] <Rainy> 1d20 Water on the giant asspimple over there
  1086. [03:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Water on the giant asspimple over there: 6 [1d20=6]
  1087. 06[03:22] * Yumeko responds in kind to the wizard with her arms attack!
  1088. [03:22] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC1
  1089. [03:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC1: 5 [1d20=5]
  1090. [03:22] <Rainy> and that'll miss if he has 2 SDEF evasion or 2 Spd evasion
  1091. [03:22] <Lecia> You're supposed to HOLD YOUR ACTION YUMEKO
  1092. [03:22] <Yumeko> (holding then)
  1093. 01[03:23] <Botherer> roll damage, Rainy!
  1094. [03:23] <Lecia> NOT ATTACK THE SDEF WALL WITH SDEF
  1095. 03[03:23] * Rainy changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter [Fire 1/2] > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Nini > Trub [KO] > Finagle 15 > Slash [KO] > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Whowho and Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon 5 = Choke [KO] = Hari [KO] > Mag [KO]'
  1096. [03:23] <Rainy> 2d6+8+8+23 Water SATK
  1097. [03:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Water SATK: 49 [2d6=4,6]
  1098. [03:23] <Yumeko> (or I can get rid of my paralyze for now w/ paralyz heal)
  1099. [03:24] <Rainy> Hold your attacks until after Whowho goes if you want to hit the big brutenigger.
  1100. 01[03:24] <Botherer> Rainy paints up a liquid... Minun.
  1101. [03:25] <Lecia> It's funny because water is blue, and that's what Minun is!
  1102. 01[03:25] <Botherer> It hugs the Smasher and makes his chest Slugma cry! He's definitely visibly bogged down a fair bit, though.
  1103. [03:25] <Rainy> 3x effectiveness nigger
  1104. 01[03:26] <Botherer> Idiot Nurse pours herself a cup of milk from her udders. "13Oh, right! MILK was what made you grow strong! Hehe... Whoops!"
  1105. 02[03:26] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-CF6362A8.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1106. 03[03:26] * Giantree (Giantree@sux-CF6362A8.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1107. 01[03:27] <Botherer> The Ledian flies over atop Murphy and sits on his head.
  1108. 01[03:27] <Botherer> It just sits there and glows pretty.
  1109. 01[03:27] <Botherer> Nini!
  1110. [03:27] <Murphy> "Charming."
  1111. 01[03:28] <Botherer> Finagle after!
  1112. [03:28] <Rainy> (Nini actually is no doubt faster than that nerdbug with 42 speed at the moment. Still, Nini's not going this turn, Whowho is.)
  1113. 01[03:28] <Botherer> ... Yeah it totally is.
  1114. [03:28] <Murphy> "I have a trick to show you."
  1115. [03:29] <Murphy> "Blood Fang! Stone Edge!" Finagle and his copy both lunge after the Rogue to attack!
  1116. [03:30] <Murphy> 1d20 AC 3 Blood Fang
  1117. [03:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 3 Blood Fang: 15 [1d20=15]
  1118. [03:30] <Murphy> 1d20 AC 5 Stone Edge
  1119. [03:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 5 Stone Edge: 17 [1d20=17]
  1120. [03:30] <Murphy> Stone Edge Crits!
  1121. 01[03:31] <Botherer> ;_;
  1122. [03:31] <Murphy> 3d8+10+20+6+6 Blood Fang
  1123. [03:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, Blood Fang: 51 [3d8=3,3,3]
  1124. [03:31] <Lecia> Nice trips.
  1125. [03:32] <Murphy> 8d12+32+20+3 Stone Edge
  1126. [03:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, Stone Edge: 97 [8d12=12,5,5,10,1,5,3,1]
  1127. 01[03:32] <Botherer> Yeaaah... He's... Not getting up after that.
  1128. [03:32] <Murphy> How much damage does my Blood Fang do, for healing?
  1129. 01[03:32] <Botherer> Recover 15 HP.
  1130. 01[03:32] <Botherer> His body's half-trapped under rocks, and he's not doing much of a job at squirming out from underneath them.
  1131. [03:33] <Murphy> Finagle also gains some HP back from...the moon. How mysterious.
  1132. 01[03:34] <Botherer> "3Ya know I'm ...just gonna make my way out from under here... Eventually, right?"
  1133. 01[03:34] <Botherer> Is Mimu acting this turn?
  1134. [03:34] <Yumeko> holding, apparently
  1135. [03:34] <Yumeko> just shifting position
  1136. 01[03:34] <Botherer> Got it.
  1137. [03:35] <Murphy> "Y'know I could grind my foot in your face while you're down there, right? I know losing sucks, but at least have the grace to admit it."
  1138. [03:35] <Yumeko> Mimu moves closer to Rainy, since the wizard's been shocking all day!
  1139. 01[03:35] <Botherer> "3Try it!" Mad.
  1140. [03:35] <Rainy> If Mimu can, moving towards smashface is a good idea!
  1141. 06[03:35] * Murphy nods, grinning. "He mad."
  1142. [03:36] <Murphy> "I guess you ordered your drink..."
  1143. [03:36] <Murphy> ( •_•)
  1144. [03:36] <Murphy> ( •_•)>⌐■-■
  1145. [03:36] <Murphy> (⌐■_■)
  1146. [03:36] <Murphy> "...on the rocks."
  1147. [03:36] <Rainy> "Oooooh! Goooood one~" How does Rainy hear this from so far? Sharp ears, I suppose.
  1148. 01[03:37] <Botherer> The Espeon licks its paws, as if awaiting something to happen.
  1149. [03:37] <Murphy> "Thanks, I'll head over there and assist you momentarily."
  1150. [03:38] <Rainy> Whowho's turn?
  1151. 01[03:38] <Botherer> Yup, Who-Who's turn!
  1152. [03:38] <Rainy> "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY"
  1153. [03:38] <Rainy> "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER"
  1154. [03:38] <Rainy> "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
  1155. [03:39] <Rainy> 1d20 Creep after silencing
  1156. [03:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Creep after silencing: 3 [1d20=3]
  1157. [03:39] <Rainy> No problem.
  1158. 01[03:39] <Botherer> Smashface turns around. "4You wanna get somethin' smashed! I'll smash you! I'll smash you right into the--" Who Who pops over and stares the monster right in its eyes.
  1159. [03:39] <Rainy> The ghastly owl floats its way over to be relatively close to the Berserker, flapping its wings a single time. It's got these obnoxious steampunk goggles over its eyes. It starts convulsing.
  1160. [03:39] <Rainy> And shaking.
  1161. [03:39] <Rainy> And bouncing.
  1162. [03:40] <Rainy> Until the goggles finally fall right off, revealing VOIDS for eyes. Not some vortex of color. Just INFINITE NOTHING.
  1163. [03:40] <Rainy> All combat stages set to 0.
  1164. 01[03:40] <Botherer> You see a skeleton fall out of the guy's mouth.
  1165. 01[03:40] <Botherer> ... Or, well, it seems like a skeleton. But then it floated away afterwards. Huuuh...
  1166. [03:41] <Murphy> "Looks like you cut to the root of the problem after all."
  1167. 06[03:41] * Yumeko could not help but shiver at what she thought she just saw. o__o!?
  1168. [03:41] <Lecia> Skeleton Ghosts: An epidemic!
  1169. 01[03:42] <Botherer> The miltank moooves on over to Nini.
  1170. 01[03:42] <Botherer> And springs up into the air aaand...
  1171. 01[03:43] <Botherer> 1d20 BELLY FLOP. Body Slam why did they give this thing such a good move at such an early level to make people cry at Whitney's gym?
  1172. [03:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, BELLY FLOP. Body Slam why did they give this thing such a good move at such an early level to make people cry at Whitney's gym?: 20 [1d20=20]
  1173. [03:43] <Rainy> 1d20 okay time to aqua jet for nini
  1174. [03:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, okay time to aqua jet for nini: 7 [1d20=7]
  1175. 01[03:43] <Botherer> That just hits.
  1176. 01[03:43] <Botherer> Dese cows.
  1177. [03:43] <Rainy> 1d12+6+30+7d6 RAIN SUP 1.5x effectiveness
  1178. [03:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, RAIN SUP 1.5x effectiveness: 63 [1d12=5; 7d6=2,3,4,4,1,2,6]
  1179. 01[03:44] <Botherer> ... Little girls are calcualting over here.
  1180. [03:44] <Murphy> (94)
  1181. [03:44] <Murphy> (I think)
  1182. [03:44] <Murphy> (...or is rain dance applied after def is applied like other things)
  1183. [03:44] <Murphy> (aaaagh)
  1184. [03:44] <Lecia> (YEP, AFTER DEF)
  1185. [03:45] <Lecia> (which is likely really high, fun times)
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  1187. 01[03:45] <Botherer> (I've been applying after Defense, and hope that if weather ever goes into your face you do the same.)
  1188. 01[03:45] <Botherer> But yeah, was just checking to make sure you didn't like KILL it.
  1189. [03:45] <Murphy> ('course)
  1190. 01[03:45] <Botherer> The cow's washed up.
  1191. 01[03:46] <Botherer> 6d12+43 is what you dodged like a bullet, though.
  1192. [03:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, is what you dodged like a bullet, though.: 88 [6d12=8,8,7,8,6,8]
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  1194. [03:46] <Rainy> Nini would still be up
  1195. [03:46] <Murphy> Smooth
  1196. [03:46] <Lecia> Though, para would be tacked on. That wouldn't be fun.
  1197. 01[03:47] <Botherer> ... With no other thingies...
  1198. [03:47] <Yumeko> (back to top?)
  1199. 01[03:47] <Botherer> NOT quite.
  1200. 01[03:48] <Botherer> 1d20 A FLASH OF LIGHT!
  1201. [03:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, A FLASH OF LIGHT!: 20 [1d20=20]
  1202. 01[03:48] <Botherer> . . .
  1203. [03:48] <Lecia> LECIA IS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. It wouldn't be too far from the truth!
  1204. 03[03:48] * Rainy changes topic to '[Myuu 1/4] Rogue > Fighter [Fire 1/2] > Murphy > Wizard > Lecia > Girl in White > Yumeko [P2] Rainy > Idiot Nurse | Ledian > Nini > Finagle 15 > Mimu 12 > Espeon > Whowho and Chao-Chao 11 > Blissey or Miltank > Probopass > Granzon 5'
  1205. [03:48] <Rainy> Removed the KO'd mons
  1206. 01[03:48] <Botherer> Also Miltank.
  1207. [03:48] <Lecia> And Granzon.
  1208. [03:48] <Murphy> Probopass is without a commander, I think it might quit. maybe.
  1209. 01[03:49] <Botherer> The Espeon just licks its paw and has a horrible smile on its face.
  1210. 01[03:49] <Botherer> It saw this coming!
  1211. [03:49] <Murphy> "Smug bastard, aren't you? Have to say I admire your patience, though."
  1212. 01[03:50] <Botherer> 8d12+47 Well, good news for Yume is that she resists it... And for Rainy that she has her Myuu Myuu protection.
  1213. [03:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Well, good news for Yume is that she resists it... And for Rainy that she has her Myuu Myuu protection.: 106 [8d12=2,12,11,7,9,12,2,4]
  1214. 06[03:50] * Yumeko was shocked at what just happened to Lecia, her attention them moving towards the Espeon that seems to be doing nothing. o___o!?
  1215. [03:50] <Lecia> LECIA WASN'T ACTUALLY HIT, ZOOF.
  1216. [03:50] <Rainy> Is this psychic?
  1217. 01[03:50] <Botherer> Yes, this is Psychic type damage.
  1218. [03:50] <Lecia> That'd be you and Rainy.
  1219. [03:51] <Yumeko> ah
  1220. [03:51] <Rainy> 54/124
  1221. 01[03:51] <Botherer> 1d20 and Smasher tries to punch a bird... An undead ghost bird. I think we know how this one goes, right?
  1222. [03:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, and Smasher tries to punch a bird... An undead ghost bird. I think we know how this one goes, right?: 17 [1d20=17]
  1223. 01[03:51] <Botherer> Murphy!
  1224. [03:51] <Rainy> His eye punches in one eye socket and out the other without harming the bird. Weird.
  1225. 01[03:52] <Botherer> The thing staaares.
  1226. 01[03:52] <Botherer> And then his fists turn into solid rock!
  1227. 01[03:52] <Botherer> Once they're out of the bird, of course.
  1228. 01[03:52] <Botherer> But still... Solid rock fists.
  1229. 06[03:53] * Yumeko winces as she manages to resist the powerful attack. She did not see it coming, but realized that the espeon is targeting them now. >___<!?
  1230. 06[03:53] * Murphy turns to the Probopass before moving. "You'd better do something about your trainer, even if he is a sore loser. Help him out, why don't you?" He...gets down on all fours and starts dashing down to help the others!
  1231. [03:54] <Murphy> (frickin' momvement weirdness)
  1232. 06[03:54] * Murphy still probably has the Ledian on his head. He doesn't seem to mind at all.
  1233. 01[03:54] <Botherer> (I can't into Roll20. Sorry ;_;)
  1234. [03:54] <Lecia> Hills, they be round.
  1235. 01[03:54] <Botherer> It totally is mooching a ride atop his head.
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  1238. [03:56] <Murphy> (And now I have to put the Absol's in where they really are...there we go...)
  1239. 01[03:56] <Botherer> The wizard steps over the Miltank, aaand...
  1240. 06[03:56] * Yumeko is uneasy seeing that Ladyan on Murphy's head. o__o;
  1241. 01[03:56] <Botherer> A FLASH OF LIGHT!
  1242. 01[03:56] <Botherer> Rainy and Mimu see nothing but ridicubright colors.
  1243. 01[03:57] <Botherer> It's like the world's being attacked by a paintbrush to the former! Confuse Ray!
  1244. 01[03:57] <Botherer> Yume! Rainy! Your actions!
  1245. [03:57] <Murphy> (Now, to see Confused Rainy) 0,0siiiiip
  1246. [03:57] <Rainy> 1d20 confusion check
  1247. [03:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, confusion check: 6 [1d20=6]
  1248. 06[04:00] * Yumeko is starting to feel overwhelmed by the sudden attention she is gathering and tries to heal herself of her injuries! o__o;
  1249. [04:00] <Yumeko> 3d12+18+16 major healing power to self
  1250. [04:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, major healing power to self: 48 [3d12=1,2,11]
  1251. [04:01] <Rainy> Rainy finds herself too preoccupied drawing graphic images of that Smash-guy having his arm broken in multiple places to do anything else. She seems entranced by the rather violent drawing, not even stopping when a fist comes out of her own artwork to punch her. She just continues to paint away as though there's nothing else in the world. 50/124 HP.
  1252. 01[04:03] <Botherer> The Nurse takes a moment to pull out a sippy cup. She gingerly sucks on it. "13Are you guys having fun?"
  1253. 01[04:03] <Botherer> Nini!
  1254. [04:04] <Rainy> Thunder Wave
  1255. 01[04:04] <Botherer> Target?
  1256. [04:04] <Lecia> Lecia is not having fun. No sir.
  1257. [04:05] <Rainy> Smashnigger
  1258. [04:05] <Rainy> He's been demoted to crackhead, though
  1259. [04:05] <Lecia> ...Why not just Waterfall him now?
  1260. [04:05] <Yumeko> It did not look like Yumeko is enjoying this either, especially since she never liked getting into fights in the first place. -___-;
  1261. [04:05] <Rainy> Because paralysis is fun if you insist
  1262. [04:06] <Lecia> ...Can Nini even move? Wasn't there an Aqua Jet?
  1263. [04:06] <Rainy> Nini didn't have another action last turn--or was that this turn?
  1264. [04:06] <Rainy> no, that was last turn
  1265. [04:06] <Rainy> miltank couldn't go before her
  1266. [04:06] <Rainy> 1d20 fine fine fine we'll use waterfall gosh
  1267. [04:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, fine fine fine we'll use waterfall gosh: 17 [1d20=17]
  1268. 01[04:07] <Botherer> Flinched :D
  1269. [04:07] <Rainy> oh cool
  1270. [04:07] <Rainy> that's a flinch
  1271. [04:07] <Rainy> 3d10+12+30 Raining still, 1.5x
  1272. [04:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Raining still, 1.5x: 58 [3d10=3,10,3]
  1273. [04:07] <Rainy> 7d6 IBIY
  1274. [04:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, IBIY: 28 [7d6=4,3,6,4,5,4,2]
  1275. [04:07] <Lecia> you mean x3
  1276. [04:07] <Yumeko> (overwhelming!)
  1277. 01[04:07] <Botherer> So 84 Water damage0,0that's 6x effective
  1278. [04:08] <Rainy> Yes
  1279. 01[04:08] <Botherer> Yeah, you kinda broke him. JUUUST kinda.
  1280. [04:08] <Rainy> That's not enough.
  1281. 01[04:08] <Botherer> The lady with the sippy cup hops off her pedestal to poke him. "Umm... Are you okay? You don't look too hot."
  1282. 01[04:08] <Botherer> ... Crap, no pinktexts.
  1283. [04:09] <Rainy> That hoothoot gives her a stare.
  1284. 01[04:09] <Botherer> 1d20-4
  1285. [04:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20-4: 8 [1d20=12]
  1286. [04:10] <Murphy> "...looks like I'm not needed for that after all. Still need to clean up. Looks good."
  1287. 01[04:10] <Botherer> She's in her ooown little world.
  1288. 01[04:10] <Botherer> Finagle! Mimi!
  1289. 06[04:11] * Yumeko has yet to recover from paralysis, occasionally twitching uncontrollably.
  1290. [04:11] <Yumeko> 1d20 confused Mimu
  1291. [04:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, confused Mimu: 14 [1d20=14]
  1292. [04:11] <Murphy> "Finagle, after me, now!"
  1293. 01[04:11] <Botherer> Mimu**
  1294. 01[04:11] <Botherer> Whoops.
  1295. [04:12] <Murphy> He recovers a little bit from the moon. Even though it's not quite visible.
  1296. [04:12] <Yumeko> (should I hit that fighter now?)
  1297. [04:12] <Murphy> And both Finagles, the fake and real, go along with Murphy.
  1298. 01[04:12] <Botherer> He's broke'd. On the floor.
  1299. [04:12] <Yumeko> (ah)
  1300. [04:14] <Yumeko> Mimu copies the Espeon's Future Sight, aiming at the nurse~
  1301. [04:15] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC2 Copycatted Future Sight!
  1302. [04:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC2 Copycatted Future Sight!: 1 [1d20=1]
  1303. [04:15] <Murphy> (Ouch.)
  1304. [04:15] <Yumeko> using PC~
  1305. [04:15] <Yumeko> 1d20 AC2 again~
  1306. [04:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Yumeko, AC2 again~: 14 [1d20=14]
  1307. 01[04:16] <Botherer> Well, that's... Gonna hit her at the end of two turns from now.
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  1310. [04:18] <Yumeko> (okay)
  1311. 01[04:19] <Botherer> The Blissey walks over away from the rest of you, climbing over the disabled Granzon towards the Cleric girl. You can't quite make out what she's doing over there.
  1312. 01[04:19] <Botherer> Top of the order! Murphy!
  1313. 06[04:24] * Murphy dashes over to the Wizard. "Do you really want to keep fighting like this?" He's got his daggers at the ready. "You're fighting a losing battle, after all." Hone Claws.
  1314. 01[04:26] <Botherer> "2This isn't that hard! There's only, like, three of you left!"
  1315. 01[04:27] <Botherer> If Murphy's not taking another action...
  1316. [04:27] <Murphy> "If you say so." Razor Leaf
  1317. [04:27] <Murphy> 1d20+1+4 AC 4
  1318. [04:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, AC 4: 10 [1d20=5]
  1319. 01[04:27] <Botherer> Swing!
  1320. 01[04:28] <Botherer> That's a hit.
  1321. [04:28] <Murphy> 2d10+8+10
  1322. [04:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Murphy, 2d10+8+10: 29 [2d10=5,6]
  1323. 01[04:29] <Botherer> Wobble wobble. He aims his floating ball of light, and redirects it to strike Murphy, the Ledian atop his head, and Nini. Incoming Aqua Jet round 3!
  1324. 01[04:29] <Botherer> 1d20 Icy Wind!
  1325. [04:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Icy Wind!: 8 [1d20=8]
  1326. 01[04:31] <Botherer> 2d10+28 Ice.
  1327. [04:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Ice.: 43 [2d10=6,9]
  1328. [04:31] <Yumeko> (no interrupts surprisingly?)
  1329. [04:31] <Rainy> nah we cool
  1330. 01[04:31] <Botherer> If none, Yumeko and Rainy's actions!
  1331. [04:31] <Murphy> "You gonna' take that, Ledian?"
  1332. 01[04:32] <Botherer> You look up. The Ledian's not on your head anymore.
  1333. [04:32] <Murphy> "...you'd attack one of your own?"
  1334. [04:32] <Murphy> "Despicable."
  1335. 06[04:33] * Yumeko uses her bell ribbon, unleashing a Heal Bell around her and ridding them of status ailments!
  1336. [04:33] <Yumeko> Clearing paralysis, and confusion for Rainy and Mimu.
  1337. [04:34] <Rainy> "Ewww, this is gross. Who drew this?" Rainy looks at her gruesome drawing and splatters paint over it. She looks a little creeped out by it and clearly has no idea it came from her own hand.
  1338. [04:37] <Rainy> Rainyturn?
  1339. 01[04:37] <Botherer> Yep.
  1340. 01[04:37] <Botherer> Been Rainyturn.
  1341. [04:37] <Rainy> Between
  1342. [04:37] <Rainy> The wizard and smashface
  1343. [04:37] <Rainy> who looks more beat up?
  1344. [04:37] <Murphy> Smashface is KOed
  1345. 01[04:37] <Botherer> Smashface is DOWN.
  1346. [04:37] <Yumeko> ^
  1347. [04:37] <Rainy> oh, he's all the way down
  1348. [04:37] <Rainy> I wasn't sure if that was just the flinch
  1349. 01[04:38] <Botherer> If he weren't...
  1350. 01[04:38] <Botherer> Oh yeah, the flinch.
  1351. [04:38] <Rainy> He's a bitch ass nigga anyway
  1352. [04:38] <Rainy> I'll go for pain split, it might actually heal him slightly but if it does then he's already almost down anyway.
  1353. 01[04:39] <Botherer> Current HP on Rainy?
  1354. [04:39] <Rainy> 50
  1355. 01[04:39] <Botherer> ... Your new HP is 27.
  1356. [04:39] <Lecia> Why...why would you use pain split on someone beat up
  1357. [04:39] <Rainy> You heard the man
  1358. [04:39] <Lecia> ARE YOU TRYING TO LOVE
  1359. [04:39] <Lecia> LOSE
  1360. [04:39] <Rainy> >LOVE
  1361. [04:39] <Rainy> >LOSE
  1362. [04:39] <Rainy> We won't lose either way
  1363. 01[04:39] <Botherer> He's loving the wrong station.
  1364. [04:39] <Lecia> FUCKING TYPOS EVERYWHERE
  1365. 01[04:40] <Botherer> Bardy is.
  1366. 05[04:40] <Rainy> This way I know how much HP he has without bothering with frantic research
  1367. [04:40] <Lecia> Well, you could also get KO'd really fast too
  1368. [04:40] <Murphy> Anyway, Idiot?
  1369. 01[04:40] <Botherer> The Idiot Nurse...
  1370. 01[04:40] <Botherer> 1d20-4
  1371. [04:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20-4: 14 [1d20=18]
  1372. [04:40] <Rainy> If he had more than me, I'd heal, if HE heals, then, hurr guess what he's still in OHKO range. And I have an unused Protect, I believe, as well as a 1/2 damage, AND the wizard already acted.
  1373. 01[04:42] <Botherer> She's not even fighting, really. She's just going around giving everyone sippy cups full of milk. This now includes Lecia. "13Wake up from your nap~"
  1374. 01[04:42] <Botherer> Nudge nudge, Lecia.
  1375. [04:42] <Rainy> Nini's turn
  1376. [04:43] <Rainy> 42 speed sup
  1377. [04:43] <Rainy> 1d20 return on wizard
  1378. [04:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, return on wizard: 10 [1d20=10]
  1379. [04:43] <Murphy> (Now would be a great time for Dragon Rage...or you could overkill him)
  1380. 01[04:43] <Botherer> (^)
  1381. [04:43] <Yumeko> For some reason the nurse reminds her of one of her companions. >.>??
  1382. 01[04:43] <Botherer> (And then there was nothing left.)
  1383. [04:43] <Rainy> oh you know what
  1384. [04:43] <Rainy> if I used return it'd be 4d12+46
  1385. [04:43] <Rainy> but I think
  1386. [04:43] <Rainy> if it's cool
  1387. [04:43] <Rainy> I'll dragon rage
  1388. [04:44] <Murphy> Pretty sure it's cool
  1389. [04:44] <Rainy> IN WHICH CASE he's at -13 HP
  1390. [04:45] <Rainy> Nini slithers up, wraps herself around his leg and climbs to be face to face, just for the extra creep factor, even though she could float over. She looks at the wizard dead in the eye, opens her mouth, and fires dragon rage point blank.
  1391. 01[04:46] <Botherer> http://i.imgur.com/K1zBS.jpg <<< This is the result.
  1392. [04:46] <Murphy> (Botherdrawing is best drawing)
  1393. [04:46] <Yumeko> ^
  1394. 01[04:47] <Botherer> (Has Aori never seen my real drawings? I actually can draw decently)
  1395. [04:47] <Lecia> And then Lecia was nudged awake. Took a while since SOMEONE wants no sound and Gal-Civ 2 was open and waiting. "...nnghragh...huh? D-did we wi--aaaaa" SUDDENLY SHE'S BEING FED AWAKE BY THE ENEMY WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING AAAAAAAA. She's rather confused, and has been out for a while!
  1396. [04:47] <Murphy> (You can? Well, that explains why you're able to whip these up so fast)
  1397. [04:48] <Rainy> "Thanks Nini, I knew you could handle it! Good job to you too, Whowho. Oh, Chao-Chao! I've got a speeeeecial mission of super powerful... Chao-Chaoness for you!"
  1398. 01[04:48] <Botherer> (These are silly little Paint doodles.)
  1399. 01[04:48] <Botherer> (Scribbles on a trackpad.)
  1400. 01[04:48] <Botherer> "13You're not gonna get strong sleeping all day!"
  1401. 01[04:49] <Botherer> Also, Milk Drink on Lecia!
  1402. [04:49] <Murphy> (The hallmark of a good drawer is that they can whip up something simple like that in a couple minutes at worse.)
  1403. [04:49] <Murphy> (Someone like me would spend an hour trying to make something that good~)
  1404. 01[04:50] <Botherer> ... The fight is preeetty much done now.
  1405. 01[04:50] <Botherer> Unless you intend to beat up the Idiot Nurse.
  1406. 06[04:50] * Murphy stares down the Idiot Nurse. "..."
  1407. [04:50] <Yumeko> (they didn't look like they want to fight...)
  1408. [04:50] <Murphy> "...you're pretty cute, actually."
  1409. [04:51] <Murphy> "But a bit too dumb, sorry. C'mon ladies, let's go."
  1410. [04:51] <Rainy> "We can't gooooo yet, Chao-Chao has to break their arrrrrrmmmmmmmmms!"
  1411. 06[04:51] * Yumeko is perplexed as to why the nurse decided to help Lecia.
  1412. [04:51] <Lecia> That brings her to, like...if it's half HP, then -12+74=62! Back on track! Though looking around hurriedly, the GIANT ROBOT BEING CRASHED making her look at everything else. And, you know, getting out of that wastebin.
  1413. 06[04:52] * Murphy helps Lecia up out of...yeah, that.
  1414. 01[04:52] <Botherer> 1,11<You wish for me to engage in the task of BRUTALLY MAIMING AND DISMEMBERING their figures? I have LONG AWAITED such an enjoyable task to be assigned to me! I shall do with WITHOUT HESITATION!>
  1415. 01[04:52] <Botherer> Whose arms go first?
  1416. 06[04:53] * Murphy looks around for the bro-as-fuck Ledian, after getting Lecia out of that GARBAGE PIT
  1417. [04:53] <Rainy> SMASHer. You can just tell he broke the shit out of some arms.
  1418. [04:53] <Rainy> Fortunately, Chao-Chao has BRICK BREAK for precision arm-breaking.
  1419. 06[04:53] * Yumeko assists Murphy in pulling out Lecia, using her telepathy.
  1420. 01[04:54] <Botherer> The nurse just smiles at Murphy back. "That's okay! As long as I'm helping people I'm happy as can be~"
  1421. 01[04:54] <Botherer> ... AAAAH WHY ARE MY PINK TEXTS NOT WORKING?
  1422. [04:54] <Rainy> Rainy skips off to look around, fortunately leaving Chao-Chao to his business. She's never truly broken a bone, yet, so she doesn't quite understand just how painful it is. But she does understand that they're bad people who did bad stuff to other people so now that's supposed to happen to them too!
  1423. [04:54] <Rainy> ...She checks in on Lessy first, though.
  1424. [04:55] <Murphy> "Well, it looks like..."
  1425. [04:55] <Lecia> Well, there's Murphy, that sounds like Chao-chao and Rainy...Yumeko's--right there, that's telepathy alright, the enemy fighter is--well that's gonna hurt, wizard is KO'd over there...there's that one, and that one...in the end, she was KO'd while everyone saved the day somehow.
  1426. [04:55] <Murphy> ( •_•)
  1427. [04:55] <Murphy> ( •_•)>⌐■-■
  1428. [04:55] <Murphy> (⌐■_■)
  1429. [04:55] <Murphy> "They're getting strongarmed."
  1430. [04:56] <Rainy> "Hey Lessy, OMECHA LAINY did it. I beat up all the bad guys over here and now Chao-Chao's gonna go break that guy's arm and Mr. Mumu beat up all the bad guys over there."
  1431. [04:56] <Lecia> It'll all dishearten her later, that being the second time in a row. For now she's just happy to not have her arms broken! "...oh, we all did it~!" She totally still sounds tired. And definitely out of it.
  1432. [04:57] <Yumeko> "While I usually do not approve of such action, I guess they have it coming..." the miko in training said as she looks away from the fighter kid getting strong-armed.
  1433. [04:57] <Yumeko> (telekinesis, not telepathy. my bad...)
  1434. [04:57] <Rainy> Rainy tries to give Lecia a piggy back ride! ...She's far smaller and really weak, though, so it doooooesn't work out very well.
  1435. 06[04:58] * Yumeko proceeds to dispense some healing to her companions, especially Gurume. -___-;
  1436. [04:58] <Murphy> "Rainy, I can do that for you."
  1437. 01[04:59] <Botherer> You can hear Chao Chao's maniacal laughter... For all of a minute before he sounds disappointed. 1,11<You knocked them all UNCONSCIOUS? How am I supposed to ENJOY THEIR SCREAMS OF AGONIZING PAIN while they're unconscious?!? This simply doesn't WORK that way!>
  1438. 01[04:59] <Botherer> 1,11<This is UNACCEPTABLE, you complete and utter IMBECILES!>
  1439. [04:59] <Lecia> Not to mention the dress weighs like 50 pounds. How does she even wear it? "...so that means..." ...Wasn't the nurse on their side? "Hey...what are you even doing here?"
  1440. [04:59] <Rainy> "Oh, okay!" Rainy seems to be able to completely tune out Chao-Chao's buttranged berating.
  1441. 01[05:01] <Botherer> The nurse :D faces. 13"They said they needed some help because people were trying to hurt them... And I'm a doctor! It's my job to help people who are hurt..."
  1442. [05:01] <Murphy> "How sweet of you. I'm sorry you had to get involved in this."
  1443. [05:02] <Yumeko> That kind of made sense, somehow... Yumeko could try asking about those who were hurt by these kids, but decided it wouldn't help asking the nurse...
  1444. 01[05:02] <Botherer> She takes up a valoric pose. 13"Nurse Melanie, working hard all day and night!"
  1445. [05:02] <Yumeko> There is also that blissey and her trainer, it seems? Yumeko looks to their direction, curious as to what is going on. o__o?
  1446. 01[05:03] <Botherer> The Blissey over there is... Patching up the other girl who got healed.
  1447. [05:03] <Rainy> "Oooh! Chao-Chao will give you hurt people to help!"
  1448. [05:04] <Lecia> "...but, you know, people were trying to hurt them so they could stop them from hurting people." She points at the unconscious people that likely broke arms." "Which they did a lot of. ...You see that town over there? Like, nearly everyone there is in a cast because of the people you were with. It'd be a good idea if you helped those people!" THEMS AND THOSES.
  1449. 01[05:05] <Botherer> Meanwhile at the bottom of the hill, you hear very very pained cries coming from the rogue.
  1450. [05:05] <Murphy> "She's right, y'know. There's many more hurt people over in that town."
  1451. 06[05:05] * Yumeko decides to check the girl the blissey is treating, maybe she could help somehow, "Are you all right...?" o__o?
  1452. 01[05:05] <Botherer> Nurse Melanie gasps. 13"THAT's what they were doing? They didn't tell me THAT!"
  1453. [05:05] <Murphy> "You ought to do background checks."
  1454. [05:06] <Rainy> Rainy paints the guy with the screwy arms on the ground. "They made a guy like this, too!"
  1455. 01[05:06] <Botherer> 13"But my back is perpendicular to the ground!"
  1456. [05:06] <Lecia> "Or listen for pained crying! People that cause people to cry out in pain for no good reason are no good." Nod nod.
  1457. 01[05:06] <Botherer> An mp3 player falls out from her udder.
  1458. [05:07] <Rainy> "But what if you lie down like you're going to sleep?"
  1459. [05:07] <Rainy> "THEN your back will be on the ground, right?"
  1460. 01[05:07] <Botherer> As if out of nowhere, she suddenly has a total spasm of intelligence as she goes off about geometry and physics and how that somehow relates to her milk antics.
  1461. 01[05:08] <Botherer> It... Might actually sound profound. Maybe.
  1462. 06[05:08] * Yumeko is still checking the cleric girl along with Mimu.
  1463. [05:08] <Lecia> SUDDENLY. Clearly, it's all in the music. And it might relate to how she can shoot her milk from across the field with perfect accuracy. Lecia is entranced.
  1464. 06[05:09] * Murphy carefully tries to follow along, wishing he had a notepad for this.
  1465. [05:09] <Lecia> She doesn't think about how shooting milk from her tits is wrong. She has some innocence left in her large brain!
  1466. 01[05:09] <Botherer> Yume, you approach the girl, who's been pulled off the ground and is standing up proper. Wobbly, but proper. 7"Ooooohhh... We lost the hill, didn't we?"
  1467. [05:10] <Yumeko> "I guess so... But why were you helping them, did they force you to?" Yumeko asked, seeing that the girl did not look like she wanted to do something like this. o__o?
  1468. [05:10] <Lecia> Lecia doesn't have to take notes. EVERY WORD IS ENGRAVED IN HER HEAD FOREVER. She is smart.
  1469. [05:10] <Rainy> Rainy plops down next to Lecia, if her fellow Omecha Lainy isn't getting a piggy-back ride from Murphy or something like that.
  1470. 06[05:11] * Murphy offered, but then that Nurse with her Udders starting spouting off milk-squirting physics.
  1471. 01[05:12] <Botherer> 13"... And that's how you could rocket launch your milk to Vermilion City with only a pea shooter! Interesting, right?"
  1472. 01[05:13] <Botherer> She's got a whole massive diagram before you, explaining everything.
  1473. 01[05:13] <Botherer> It makes no sense whatsoever, yet at the same time makes complete sense.
  1474. 06[05:13] * Murphy is having a liiiittle bit of trouble grasping the whole thing,b ut he's somehow barely able to keep up.
  1475. 01[05:14] <Botherer> 7"'cause Big Bro said we'd go hungry if we didn't... And I didn't wanna go hungry..." ;_;
  1476. [05:15] <Rainy> Rainy doesn't even pay attention to the hypercomplicated explanation. She just doodles with her paintbrush, making a supercute, cartoony volbeat on the ground.
  1477. [05:16] <Lecia> Lecia keeps up with an impossible efficency. SHE IS SMRT, no matter how Dicemaid may make her roll otherwise. "Yep~!" It's coming from a cow, don't think too hard about 'your milk', Lecia!
  1478. [05:16] <Yumeko> "You are siblings...?" Yumeko asked, shocked that someone would treat their sibling this badly. D:
  1479. [05:16] <Rainy> She gives the volbeat an illumise girlfriend, too.
  1480. 01[05:19] <Botherer> "It's knowing things like this that really help being a nurse!"
  1481. 01[05:19] <Botherer> ... Pinkness.
  1482. 01[05:19] <Botherer> It refuses to cooperate.
  1483. 01[05:19] <Botherer> The girl nods and points to the boy beneath the rock that Chao Chao is in the midst of mutilating.
  1484. [05:19] <Yumeko> That it does 3:
  1485. 02[05:19] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1486. 02[05:20] * Lecia (Genshuku@sux-8B60D341.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1487. 02[05:20] * castfromhp (nnscript@sux-98B21251.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1488. [05:21] <Yumeko> "So he is the one who decided that you should take over this hill and its well?" Yumeko asked as she looked to the boy being manhandled by Chaochao, then back to the girl.
  1489. 03[05:21] * Celeste (AndChat409@sux-FF9A32A8.sub-166-249-134.myvzw.com) has joined #Dreamscape
  1490. 01[05:23] <Botherer> 7"Y... Yeah... He said this was the fastest way to get gold... And he and his friends said it'd be easy! That I wouldn't have to do anything!"
  1491. [05:23] <Celeste> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  1492. [05:24] <Murphy> "Anyway, you should probably go help the people in the town. While your insights are...fascinating, I think right now it'd be better if you put your healing talents to use."
  1493. [05:25] <Yumeko> "But that's no good...! They were hurting anyone in the village who needed to get some water," Yumeko replied sadly, "And this ended up happening too... like before this fight started..."
  1494. 01[05:26] <Botherer> 13"They are, right? I'm hoping I can get a Nobaltoy Prize for my research! It's already in a book I had published!" She pulls out a book, which looks like a two year old made it. "Scyentz and Melanie, Me!" is on the cover.
  1495. 03[05:27] * Caitlin (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1496. 03[05:27] * Lecia (Genshuku@sux-8B60D341.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
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  1498. 02[05:29] * Celeste (AndChat409@sux-FF9A32A8.sub-166-249-134.myvzw.com) Quit (Quit: Bye)
  1499. 03[05:29] * Caitlin is now known as Rainy
  1500. 01[05:30] <Botherer> Also, forget one Volbeat and Illumise. A whole swarm of them burst out from the drawing!
  1501. [05:30] <Lecia> !dm9001 lastlines #20
  1502. [05:30] <Rainy> "Uh oh, they had babies."
  1503. 01[05:31] <Botherer> They all dance about merrily, each and every one of them working in tandem as they do courtship dances to make beautiful images in the sky... Of Chao Chao breaking people's arms.
  1504. 01[05:31] <Botherer> They even got a MUAHAHAHAHA" nvolved.
  1505. [05:31] <Murphy> "Lovely! I think our work here is done...hmmm...now what to do..."
  1506. [05:31] <Lecia> Well, might as well repost it. "...Oh, but you should still hurry and help that other town! And...oh, right!" She gets up in a hurry. TO THE WELL. She still has her fancy bucket. It still lights up in spots.
  1507. [05:32] <Lecia> Maaybe it's a little battered, but she made it so it wouldn't break!
  1508. [05:32] <Lecia> Easily, anyway
  1509. [05:32] <Lecia> .
  1510. 06[05:32] * Yumeko offers the girl a hand to rejoin the others, "I am Yumeko, by the way... Maybe we can find some place where you can get gold easily without having to hurt anyone..."
  1511. 01[05:34] <Botherer> 7"I know, but we were starving, and he couldn't think of anything else, and..." The girl stops and looks up at you, eyes showing visibly her amazement as you say that. 7"You... You'd really do that?"
  1512. [05:34] <Rainy> "Wow this is so romantic like one of those movies where people solve their problems by kissing and making up and maybe dancing or something and falling in love and then usually they start singing somewhere and they're like these cartoon people instead of normal actors and ALL the pokemon can talk but they have really big eyes and they even made a whole world themed on this did you know that
  1513. [05:34] <Rainy> but I'm not sure why we need romantic stuff right now!" Rainy giggles and claps anyway, cheering for the volbeats and illumises, illumisii?
  1514. [05:34] <Rainy> After a moment, though, Rainy adds. "They don't even use Dragon Rage in those movies. Isn't that weird?"
  1515. [05:35] <Murphy> "Hyup, pretty weird all right."
  1516. 01[05:36] <Botherer> Hey. Hey, Lecia! Did you bring a string with you?
  1517. 01[05:37] <Botherer> The Illumisi and Volbeat totally make a pixellated Dragon Rage as it blows the wizard kid to pieces.
  1518. [05:37] <Lecia> ...Depends. Did any buckets in that town have strings?
  1519. [05:37] <Yumeko> "If you are hungry, then we should visit Mother Swanna," Yumeko explained with a smile, "She makes delicious porridge for people who are willing to help out here in the dream world." n___n~
  1520. [05:37] <Lecia> If not, then, well, she didn't think she needed one!
  1521. [05:38] <Rainy> Rainy tears chunks of french toast off the piece hidden in her pocket. (Un)fortunately, there's no syrup involves. She chucks them up to feed the flock excitedly, "This is so cool, they're like actors and a TV all in one~"
  1522. 01[05:38] <Botherer> An ear splitting 7"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~" mutilates the sound barrier.
  1523. [05:39] <Murphy> "...what's wrong now?"
  1524. 01[05:39] <Botherer> It's the good kind of Kyaaa~
  1525. [05:39] <Lecia> If so, though, then she likely brought a string--WHAT IS THAT NOISE. No wait, that is the sound of happiness and success. CARRY ON, LECIA! ...You know, as far as she can go. However far that is.
  1526. 01[05:40] <Botherer> ... CAn there be a good kind of Kyaaa~? Damnit it's too early (read: late) to think on this one!
  1527. [05:40] <Rainy> yes
  1528. [05:40] <Lecia> Oh, there can be good kinds of Kyaaaa~. Some vary depending on who's hearing, but there's at least one kind that's just good overall.
  1529. 01[05:40] <Botherer> Good, 'cause if you didn't I'd totally have said Lecia went and dropped the bucket in the water without. But she's a smart girl. She's able to draw water from the well.
  1530. 06[05:40] * Yumeko almost went deaf, wondering what reason would there be for such a scream. @___@!?
  1531. 01[05:41] <Botherer> The girl clings onto Yume. 7"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you?" :D
  1532. [05:42] <Murphy> "Oh, the good kind, right. I guess I almost enjoy bad things happening~" He sort of grins to himself. Not much else to do besides head up to his castle. And tell Finagle to quit with the copies thing. Yeah. He makes Finagle quit showing off.
  1533. [05:43] <Rainy> Rainy paints herself some HOVERSHOES. Magnet Rise. She floats up into the air... But only a little bit off the ground. She can't fly around, only hover. Not high enough to join the light bugs ;_;
  1534. [05:43] <Lecia> In fact, she'd probably have gotten rope while on that train of thought. For tying bad people up. That's next. For now, she covers the bucket with a fancy screen that happens to be built in the bucket (CONSERVING WATER~). TIME TO TIE PEOPLE UP. Unless their arms aren't broken, in which case they likely aren't bad (or Chao Chao hasn't gotten to them yet. Can't let rope get in the way of
  1535. [05:43] <Lecia> that.
  1536. 01[05:43] <Botherer> 1,1Hey, Murphy... You should totally invite them into your castle that obviously isnt some sexy dungeon or something sometime!
  1537. 06[05:43] * Yumeko could only manage to smile as the cleric girl suddenly clings to her. n___n;
  1538. [05:43] <Rainy> Wizard, Musclehead, Rogue are getting their arms broken.
  1539. [05:43] <Lecia> 1,1Lecia isn't worthy~~~
  1540. [05:43] <Rainy> I think the others are being left off with arms in-tact.
  1541. [05:44] <Murphy> "Well, since everything seems to have resolved itself nicely...you guys should stop by my castle sometime. I've got a Gym running and everything. As official as a Dream World Gym can be, anyway."
  1542. [05:45] <Murphy> "Or you can just...come to hang out, too. Try out walking sideways and upside-down."
  1543. [05:45] <Lecia> Then Wizard and Rogue are getting tied up! Then Musclehead is getting tied up with the rest. Of course, she pauses all that on hearing this. "W-we can come to your awesome floating castle~?!" THAT'S A ~, A ?, AND A !, ALL IN ONE.
  1544. 06[05:45] * Murphy returns Finagle to his ball. "Of course you can, why wouldn't you be able to?"
  1545. [05:46] <Yumeko> "Gym...?" Yumeko asked out of curiosity, since she has no idea what gyms are. There are dojos however, are they similar? o__o?
  1546. [05:46] <Lecia> No, the Marowak Dojo is nothing like a Gym.
  1547. [05:46] <Murphy> "A place for Pokemon trainers to prove their worth against a strong trainer. Like me."
  1548. [05:46] <Rainy> "Whoaaareeeeaaallllllly? Is it one where you fight with two pokemon because I saw you're really good at that and I can't do that I tried but my mouth can't say 'Dragon Rage' and 'THUNNDERRRRRRRRRR PUNCH' at the same time so I don't know how you do it but Omecha Lainy would totally beat your gym I bet and oh wow we can hang out I'm so excited I bet you have like giant pillows and a trampoline
  1549. [05:46] <Rainy> and and and and...!"
  1550. [05:47] <Rainy> "...And... And..."
  1551. [05:47] <Rainy> Rainy adds in a reverant whisper:
  1552. [05:47] <Murphy> "Oh, I've got those. And better!"
  1553. [05:47] <Rainy> 1,1"Fre0,0nch toast?"
  1554. [05:48] <Murphy> "...I actually don't have French Toast, but maybe one of you ladies can teach me to cook it up~"
  1555. [05:48] <Lecia> She does it. She actually squees! To something that isn't a giant robot! That's actually a first! "I-I'll visit as soon as I can~"
  1556. [05:49] <Lecia> Well, unless the castle is secretly a giant robot. Then it'd be a half-first. And if Murphy is secretly a giant robot then what the fuck.
  1557. [05:49] <Yumeko> "It sounds like a nice place to visit~" Yumeko said as well. She never seen an inside of a castle before, especially when awake. At least she could see one while she is in a dream! n___n/
  1558. [05:50] <Rainy> "I'll make Mommy or Miss Myuu teach me to make really good french toast and then I'll make some for you and Lessy, kay?" Rainy hops up and down excitedly.
  1559. [05:51] <Murphy> "All right! I'll make sure to have accomodations available for all of you if you show up. It's pretty comfy in the living areas there."
  1560. [05:51] <Rainy> "And Mr. Elfdorf if he's coming, too!"
  1561. 06[05:51] * Murphy nods. "I'd appreciate that, Rainy."
  1562. 06[05:52] * Yumeko somehow realizes that the Mr. Elfdorf Rainy is talking about is her, "Elfdorf...?" o__o??
  1563. [05:52] <Rainy> Rainy salutes, paintbrush in hand. She accidentally splatters a little bit of cyan paint on her cheek as she does so. "Yesssssir!"
  1564. [05:52] <Rainy> "...Isn't that your name?"
  1565. [05:52] <Rainy> Rainy looks baffled.
  1566. [05:53] <Yumeko> "No... My name is Yumeko..." the miko-in-training replied with a puzzled look as well, "What does elfdorf mean...?" o___o?
  1567. [05:53] <Lecia> STAY PURE, LECIA. STAY PURE, LECIA. FOCUS ON TYING PEOPLE UP AND MAYBE RETURNING GRANZON TOO. And stop your face from being red. ...No? Well, continue tying people up anyway.
  1568. [05:54] <Murphy> "Off I go, then! Bye, ladies!" He walks up to the top of the hill, then jumps up with alllll his might, getting caught in the gravitational field of the castle and getting pulled onto the bottom of it. "Bye Yumeko! Bye Rainy! Bye...Lecia!"
  1569. [05:55] <Yumeko> "Thank you again, Murphy-san!" Yumeko bids good-bye to their ally from the floating castle. n__n/
  1570. [05:55] <Lecia> "B-bye bye Murphy~!" Watch him go~
  1571. [05:55] <Rainy> Rainy waves, "Bye bye Mr. Mumu!"
  1572. [05:55] <Rainy> "Elfdorf because you're a dorf disguised as an elf, right?"
  1573. [05:55] <Murphy> The castle floats off, to who-knows-where, Murphy waving for a while until the girls are out of view.
  1574. [05:56] <Rainy> Rainy climbs onto Lecia's shoulders. Reforming OMECHA LAINY. While she's at it, she whispers. "Psst. Pssssssssssst."
  1575. [05:56] <Yumeko> "No, I don't even know what a dorf is..." Yumeko replied, becoming even more baffled by what Rainy is asking about. @___@?
  1576. [05:57] <Rainy> "They're little people!"
  1577. [05:57] <Rainy> "And they're good at digging and stuff I think."
  1578. [05:57] <Lecia> The whisper is responded to with a look of inquiry! If being quiet is the thing, what better than silence!
  1579. [05:58] <Yumeko> "Un... But I'm taller than you... and I'm not really good at digging..." Yumeko said as she returns her staff to the sleeve of her robe, "Well, maybe I can find various items in places, but I don't do digging..." -___-;
  1580. [05:59] <Rainy> "Spspspspspsspsp..." She whispers real sneaky-like to Lecia 1,1PM incoming and giggles at Yumeko. "But you're older than me! What if I'm as tall as Miss Myuu when I'm 14?"
  1581. [06:01] <Yumeko> "Sou ne.... But how should I prove that I am neither what you call an elf, or what is known as a dorf?" -__-??
  1582. 02[06:01] * Murphy (aoriradidj@sux-7FB9A851.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: GATTA GATTA CHUU CHUU TETSU MUSU~ ガッタガッタチュウチュウてつむす~)
  1583. [06:01] <Lecia> Though it's blatantly obvious that she's BURNING RED, GLOWING WITH AN AWESOME POWER, she still partakes in whispering anyway. And tying really, really tight knots.
  1584. [06:04] <Rainy> Rainy hmmmms. "If you can... Complete a hero test!"
  1585. [06:05] <Yumeko> "H-hero test...?" Yumeko asked out of surprise, "What kind of test is it?" o___o!?
  1586. [06:05] <Lecia> Lecia lights up for a completely different reason this time. "O-oh, making Yumeko complete a hero test...that sounds fun~"
  1587. 03[06:09] * Genshuku (Genshuku@sux-8B60D341.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1588. 03[06:09] * Genshuku is now known as Arae
  1589. 02[06:10] * Lecia (Genshuku@sux-8B60D341.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1590. 03[06:10] * Arae is now known as Lecia
  1591. [06:10] <Rainy> "What kind of hero test should we give her?"
  1592. [06:10] <Lecia> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  1593. [06:13] <Lecia> "Well, it would have to judge her willingness and/or ability to help people, so...hmmmmm...." Girls are thinking! Does it have anything to do with their whispering?
  1594. 06[06:13] * Yumeko could only wait curiously at what Rainy and Lecia are planning, with Mimu-chan in her arms. -___-...?
  1595. [06:14] <Rainy> "Hmm... Mhm... mmm...?"
  1596. [06:17] <Yumeko> <.<...?
  1597. [06:18] <Rainy> "Mmmhmhmhm... no... yes... no..."
  1598. [06:18] <Lecia> Whispering, whispering everywhere. It seems Lecia's thinking mind is pretty set on thinking, though! About something. Maybe two things at once! You can't doubt the power of her mind.
  1599. [06:22] <Lecia> ...Though you're pretty sure her mind stumbled for a second. In any case, Lecia's completely forgotten about tying amongst all this whispering.
  1600. 06[06:32] * Yumeko thinks it may be a good idea to help Lecia with tying the troublemaking kids up.
  1601. [06:32] <Rainy> Furtive glance.
  1602. [06:35] <Lecia> Double furtive glance, from a face that's totally still burning red. Lecia gets back to what she was doing!
  1603. 06[06:35] * Yumeko has no idea what Rainy and Lecia are talking about... o__o??
  1604. [06:36] <Lecia> There's also a nod, cleverly disguised as hiding her burning face. THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.
  1605. [06:37] <Rainy> Rainy, for one, does not have a red face. It's cyan. Slightly. Where she splattered paint. Other than that, she seems excited in that "I know soomethiiiing seeecreeeet" sort of way.
  1606. [06:38] <Yumeko> While Yumeko does have telepathy, she figured it would be better not to pry... A secret's secret, right? o___o;
  1607. [06:39] <Lecia> There's 1,1[DATA REDACTED]
  1608. [06:39] <Rainy> Oh god, she's humming something that sounds suspiciously like Secret Agent Man.
  1609. [06:39] <Rainy> Fotunately, ancient japanese girl wouldn't recognize the tune, probably.
  1610. [06:41] <Lecia> Crazy future girls. THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT GOES ON BETWEEN THEM, IN THE DARKEST HOURS OF THE NIGHT, WHISPERING TO THEMSELVES WHILE ONE IS ON TOP OF THE OTHER.
  1611. 06[06:42] * Yumeko is feeling slightly uneasy at the way Rainy and Lecia are planning things that she has no idea of. o_____o;
  1612. [06:42] <Rainy> That's one way to make it sound dangerously Valeste.
  1613. [06:43] <Lecia> I know, right?
  1614. [06:43] <Rainy> But who knows, maybe their whispers ARE along those lines, or some humiliating "hero trial," a proper ritual, the DOWNFALL of Yumeko, or karaoke night. Could be anything.
  1615. 06[06:45] * Yumeko was soon dozing while waiting, managing to still remain in her seated kneeling position despite doing so. -____-......
  1616. [06:52] <Lecia> They all do end up tied, though! "...OK, let's take the bucket of success and head back, victorious~!"
  1617. [06:52] <Rainy> "We'll let you know about the hero test later. We're making the rules still~"
  1618. [06:53] <Yumeko> "... ah...? H-hai...!" Yumeko wakes up from her light dozing and manages a reply. o___o;
  1619. [06:53] <Lecia> Nod nod. I--1,1[DATA REDACTED]
  1620. [06:53] <Rainy> Rainy's the opposite.
  1621. [06:53] <Rainy> She falls asleep, right there on Lecia's shoulders, in record time.
  1622. [06:54] <Rainy> 1,1Welcome to inception.
  1623. [06:55] <Lecia> "You can use that telekinesis to help you drag some, I've got musclehead..." Her dragging of musclehead with one arm (other is for the bucket, you see) isn't going too well, but she'll manage!
  1624. [06:55] <Lecia> 1,1Yo dawg...
  1625. [06:56] <Rainy> At least Chao-Chao can, with great reluctance and much whining, help drag.
  1626. 06[06:56] * Yumeko does so, managing to carry a total of about 75 lbs worth of unconscious kids on their way back. Ukon is brought out to help too.
  1627. [06:57] <Rainy> Chao-Chao's rockin' 4 power, carrying up to 200 pounds of childbody.
  1628. 02[06:57] * Yumeko (70c72a9a@sux-D7D2E6A7.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  1629. [06:59] <Lecia> All Mawiles have Power 1. So does Charmander. The rest are KO'd or without limbs. Isn't it sad?
  1630. [06:59] <Rainy> ;_;
  1631. [06:59] <Rainy> (Teach them strength)
  1632. 02[07:01] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: zzzzzzzzzzzzoofman)
  1633. [07:01] <Lecia> I CAN'T TEACH THEM STRENGTH ON MY OWN, RAINY.
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