The Aristocrats!

>Be a talent agent
>Family of five walks into your office.
>Youngest kid is holding a brown fluffy pony to his chest

>Father says, "We've got one hell of an act we'd like to show you"
>Agent says, "All right, hit me."
>father begins ripping the clothes off of his wife and kids
>just violently disrobes them with one hand apiece
>bra hooks and clothing tags ripping long gashes in their backs and legs
>father's already hard
>so he bends his wife over and starts fuckin her in the ass
>while the three kids shove their arms in each others' poopers
>fisting each other
*makes a fisting motion with arm*
>as they're doing this, diarrhea starts comin out of their buttholes
>the smell makes the kids start vomiting all over the floor
>the fluffy pony is rolling around in the vomit and diarrhea, squealing "Squishy fun!"
>meanwhile, the dad's finished inside the mom's butthole so he turns her around and starts fisting her in the vaj
>cum and feces pours outta her colon and joins the mixture of blood, vomit, and liquid shit on the floor
>the oldest kid is going down on her younger brother
>while the littlest one grabs the fluffy pony, his fluff completely soaked in this disgusting mix of cum, shit, vomit, blood, and diarrhea
>grabs it around the throat and strangles it as he thrusts his tiny hairless erection into the pony's tight butthole
>by now the dad's been fisting the mom's cooter for so long
>when he finally pulls out the mom spontaneously aborts, so a river of blood, membranes, fleshy bits and a few blood clots pour out of her crotch
>the fluffy pony says "poopie go wong way!" over and over until the little one pulls out
>now its butthole is finally large enough for the little kid to jam his hand all the way in
>starts using the fluffy pony as a puppet, spinning it around on his hand
>meanwhile the dad's made the other two kids lie down on the floor
>which by now has at least an inch of blood, cum, shit, piss, diarrhea, vomit... oh, I didn't mention the piss?
>well when the mom spontaneously aborted she lost control of her bladder and just sprayed piss all over the floor
>so that's where the piss came from
>anyway, two kids are lying in filth, their hair soaking in human waste
>while the dad squats down, strains, and deposits a large steaming pile of remarkably solid shit right on the two kids' chests
>fluffy pony squirts out the hand that's been up his colon
>leaps on to the solid pile of feces and starts humping it
>vigorously, i might add, while repeating "speshuw huggies! speshuw huggies!"
>now the youngest kid is fisting the dad, the mom has her face in the kid's butt and starts licking the kid's distended, shit-covered rectum
>now the mom is fisting the dad, the little kid is sucking the dad off, and the fluffy pony keeps on humping the steaming pile of human shit
>the two kids are still lying down on the floor, soaking in this vile mixture of bodily fluids while a fluffy pony keeps fucking this deuce their dad dropped on their chests
>the pony finally finishes and just collapses right on the shitpile
>dead
>mom pulls her clenched fist right out of the dad's butthole
>grabs the fluffy pony
>and jams its head right up the dad's butt
>at this point the fluffy pony finally loses control of its sphincters
>so there's the dad, with his youngest kid's lips wrapped around his dick
>with a fluffy pony coming out of his ass, and a stream of liquid shit coming out of the fluffy pony's ass
>the two kids on the floor still aren't moving an inch
>the dad's shitpile starts shaking and heaving until it suddenly explodes, sending solid chunks of shit everywhere, on the ceiling, on every wall, a bit of it gets on my face and my shirt
>so now there's these tiny shit-covered fluffy pony foals mewling on one kid's chest
>the other kid gets up and lies down on top of the first one
>the newborn hybrid half-shit, half-fluffy foals are crushed between the two ribcages
>the dad finally finishes inside his youngest kid's throat while the mom is smearing the shit, piss, vomit, cum, and fluffy pony corpses into her nipples
>they all stand up and do this little showtune and say, "TA-DA!"
>i wipe a bit of human excrement from my brows, and ask
"That really is one hell of an act. I'm impressed. What do you call yourselves?"
>"We're the Aristocrats!"