Commander Robert Quigly. Hardened veteran of the campaign, generally a iron-hard bad ass. Is actually a homosexual who likes opera and drag shows; talks about topics that shouldn't really be discussed during badass speeches. That "one time I had to fight this guy nude after drinking for like four nights".

Mariam Weathers: The resident doctor/sexual object for most of the males at the school. Generally aware of her sexual power, thinks it's hilarious. Good personality, cheerful.

Steven Wilks: Head of R&D. Biggest nerd in the school, generally a mad scientist. Lacks morals, has a tendency to use the campus as his own personal lab without waivers. Has a massive guinea pig that roams the campus at night -- it is name "MegaSteven"; Or, sometimes known as Steven2.

SID: The resident AI. Generally lacking in human emotions, SID takes everything literally for humorous effect. Shows up at random times, and has a legion of "cyborg assholes" that act as his eyes and ears around campus. Likes to cook, even though he doesn't eat. [Security and Information Directory; S.I.D.]

"The Team"; Jake, Mike, and Xiao. The research team is mostly known for drinking and fighting, but they put out a record amount of peer reviewed papers every year. Generally the "Q" of the campus, and they provide comedic relief. Notorious for their destruction of property, equipment, and the occasional student death. Loved by the student body.

"Evil" Hans: Evil Hans is the most hated instructor on campus. Every single class has a failure or dropout rate of 90%. Evil Hans has been known to cause students to strip nude and thumb-wrestle, give him money, and wash his car. Despite this, "Evil" Hans is the most powerful magic user on campus.