Jinnai Tomonori tries playing(?) Deresute

Source: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32856182

A new wave of laughter, Jinnai Tomonori!
Well, Deresute is difficult, indeed,
and I'm bad at rhythm games...
All right, let's use the rehearsal ticket to practise.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, it started!
Here it comes!
Wait, don't go through the gaps!
Why are you going through the gaps!
One more time.
Don't come up from the bottom!!
That's way too hard!
This makes me super pissed! Let's try harder! {This is his signature line}
Wait, what's this.
What are you doing.
The dude's bowling...
That's totally not related!
Ah, here it comes!
(Kawahira) A hard defense!
(Kawahira) A merciless attack!
(Kitazawa) They're going all-out.
(Kawahira) He let one through!
(Kitazawa) This is bad!
(Kawahira) He's still alive!
Don't do live commentary!!
You're annoying!
What's with this game, really!?
I KNOW I'm bad at this...
(Kitazawa) Indeed.
(Kawahira) Indeed.
Oi, you didn't need to say that!
Ah, here it comes.
Don't do curling!
Even though it's all the rage!
Eating time is not needed too!
What are you doing!?
This makes me super pissed... {Signature line}
This sucks, I failed again...
Okay, let's increase the speed...
All the way to the MAX.
The song ended way too soon!
Not "that" speed, dammit!
Next time I'll succeed, just watch!
Wait, why only 3?
Why Kamen Rider OOO!
This is weird!
And you just did the Tatoba... {Thanks facevisi10!}
Enough with the Gaim series too. (Kamen Rider Gaim) {Thanks facevisi10!}
Well, let's try from the top again.
Oh, it's here.
Don't play tetris!
This isn't tetris, dammit!
This isn't a rhythm game anymore!!
This makes me super pissed... {Signature line}
Kay, let's make it 3D.
Hey, wait...
I can't see!
You're really cute!
But I can't seee!
This won't do!
Why a Magnemite now!
On-screen: Ah! A wild notes appeared!
Wait, what should I do?
On-screen: Notes uses Electric Shock!
Ah, I see!
The notes will come according to the pokemon battle!
Okay, let's do this!
On-screen: Notes uses Sonic Boom!
Go a bit easy, dammit!
As if I can play this!
This is impossible... wait, an evolution?
That's Undertale! {Corrected, thanks facevisi10!}
What's this game!
One more time, one more!
Next is...
Wait, what's this song?
Don't make it Dr. Wiley's Stage here!!
What's happening!
Okay, let's try changing the notes.
Why a Dragonball, of all things...
You don't need to gather all of them!
And who is this!
Come, tell me your wish.
Wait, it talks!?
Let me grant just one of your wish. {Dragonball reference}
Eh!? Er, let's see...
I know!
Can we have voice for Eve...
Farewell.
Why!!!
Where are you going!!
Damn it, this makes me super pissed...
This is the last one! Let's try harder!
Wait? What?
Don't YOU go dance!
Please, let's just try harder...
Please?
Eh? What?
One wish...
I don't care anymore!!