"beep beep beep." The alarm went off, as usual and a grumpy Marcus shut it off. The young man stretched out as his organism started its natural waking up process. The two alien women who slept besides him, on the other hand, required much less time to get up and running do to their alien physique. It was 8 am and they were already at each other's throats.

"Iliwey, Sinai... its 8am!" Marcus protested as he got the sheaths off of them. Well, at least the daily routine continued, he supposed as the two exchanged insults. If nothing else this showed him why for the most part, human's preferred monogamy. As if living with 2 overly emotional and drama feed alien women wasnt bad enough, he also had to contend with the fact that he could be under their scrutiny and mind reading abilities, a thing which each male feared.

"BITCH!" Iliwey shouted, the ranger women getting off of the bed which they shared. Oh well, let them rage at each other in the morning, as long as they sleep together with him at the evening, Marcus sighed.

"COW!" Sinai responded, giving the other Eldar a taunting, almost childish face. Were it not for her... cruel desires and less than savory nature Marcus would find it cute. Sighing he went to the bathroom to groom himself. Entering the room Marcus went about his usual routin as he readied himself for his college classes. Brushing his teeth he saw that he could use a shave... and he knew very well what that meant.

"Oh Marcus... I hope you didnt forget my favorite past time!" Sinai purred as she danced her way to the bathroom. She was barely dressed and she lustfully played on her nudeness as she approached the human male.

"Of course I did not forget... you keep reminding me." Marcus said as he brushed his teeth. He spat the paste out and washed his mouth as he was afraid that, if he kept  Sinai waiting any longer, she would take matter into her own, cruel, hands. The woman wasted no time in applying the shaving cream on his face, rather gently and Marcus offered no resistance what so ever.

"Where's Iliwey?" He asked casually and Sinai hissed as she held the razor. Perhaps that was not one of his brightest ideas... Marcus thought.

"Bitch is making us breakfast! We know you love eggs!" Sinai purred as she moved her hand, dancing with the razor across Marcus's face casually. At first Marcus shivered as she did so, but over time he adapted to her living here... and to her unnatural agility. Still, he doubted that he would ever get used to the alien nature of the women he chose to have as his companions. "You know..." Sinai began as she playfully pulled the outer edges of Marcus's underpants. "It is much more hygienic if you didnt wear these at all! After all, this is your room, why not..." she said, whispering as she neared his ear, kissing it as her other hand still shaved him, apparently not needing the guidance of her eyes at all. "Get comfortable..." she teased as she slid her lithe hand inside his underpants, playing with his rapidly stiffening member.

"Sinai..." Marcus protested as he applied his deodorant. "If we do this now Im going to be late... and you know that-" He said and the alien female cringed.

"Yeah yeah, you have to get those signatures and grades and blah blah bla bla... your no fun sometimes, you know that?" she asked as she finished her hobby and Marcus's face was as clean shaved as it could be. She kissed his ear and then bit it, gently but enough that it hurt. "Well then... better make it up to me next time... for I want to be fed!" she said and slipped into the shower. These women will be the death of him, thought Marcus as he left the bathroom and followed the sweet smell into the kitchen.

" Iliwey, are those eggs I smell?" he asked cheerfully and noticed that a lot of smaller, lighter things were floating around the grumpy woman. She turned and immediately upon hearing his voice, she lightened.

"It is indeed, my love. You need your nutrients and I will have no boyfriend of mine walk around like a light whimp!" she declared as she put a bit of salt and spice into the eggs. Eldar like spiced and taste meals... at least Marcus was able to figure that out. He appreciated the gesture and genuinely felt happy that she wanted the best for him but he simply could not resist rolling his eyes at her.

"You worry too much, you know?" he teased her and hugged her from behind gently as the eggs in the frying pan were getting just about done. She exhaled sadly.

"You worry too less, human." she responded emotionally. Oh well, at least she was considerably more stable than Sinai... and to be honest her cooking skills were great, must be all those survival missions she underwent as part of her training. "I mean, you have to study, how do you expect to raise a family if you dont-" and there it began, as Iliwey prepared their breakfast. If Sinai was a teasing, bitchy older sister, than Iliwey was a experienced mother type of person as she lectured him on life. Sure she was older and more experienced than him, as befitted an Eldar, but still. He didnt mind too much however, sure he would mind it much more if she was his actual mother, but something about his girlfriend worrying about the future made Marcus happy... even if it brought the necessary drama that simply HAD to accompany it.

"Oh can it princess! We both know Marcus can do it. After all, wasnt your decision to share a mon'keigh male with another Eldar proof enough that you were confident in his abilities?" Sinai said as she casually walked in, mostly naked, besides the large towel on her lengthy hair, which, Marcus thought, could make any 80s glam metal band freeze up in shame. Still, he smiled at the thought, but dared not speak the mental image to his girlfriend.

"Thats... a fair point, Sinai...." Iliwey said as they ate. Marcus delighted himself in Iliwey's cooking... but always feared the dreadful 'oh dont eat more or else you will get fat!' scolding he would get if he ate more than she thought was appropriate. "Still... this arrangement suits me... even if it does cause some... complications." Iliwey chose her words carefully, but Sinai shrugged them off.

"I dont know... my parents are pissed, but once they get to know Marcus for the submissive he is, they will change their minds." She said but Marcus ignored her words utterly, having grown used to her teasing. Iliwey on the other hand was quite... stimulated.

"Oh no you dont! Marcus is a healthy dominant male, ripe for leadership! If you wanted to spite your parents, you should have dated an ork!!!" Iliwey protested. Thankfully Sinai laughed, achieving her mission of ticking the other Eldar woman off. "Besides, dont you... poke other human men with your trident? Isnt that your job?" Iliwey protested as they ate. Sinai purred, half smiling at her rival and Marcus knew that could only mean trouble... why couldnt he get a normal human girlfriend who COULDNT read his mind all the time?

"Well... Im sure Marcus doesnt mind all the... poking he does on us, dont you Marcus?" the dark Eldar girl, or should he say woman as she was older than him, said. He would usually roll his eyes but she was smarter than him. Marcus winced slightly as he drank his milk, feeling a... sensation on his crotch as a pair of legs teased him underneath the table. Still, he swallowed his meal before thinking of a reply.

"Yes... tell us Marcus... which one is... better to poke? To say the least..." Iliwey purred as she did the same as her rival. It was bad enough that he had to deal with one pair of hyper agile Eldar legs, but two?

"Come on ladies..." he said deciding, against him, to play their game. "Dont play with your food." he teased them with the smile and it appeared to work, as he got up from the table with no resistance on their part... well, not counting the resistance of his underpants which his penis was facing. "I REALLY got to get going girls, you know my schedule, so you know when to expect me home. Dont burn the place down or do anything... too Eldar like please." he said as he tied his shoe laces and got his books. The two women purred and waved him off, kissing him goodbye as he got ready for his classes. He checked his phone for the time as he left his apartment. God... those two would indeed be the death of him.
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The lessons were as usual and unintuitive as ever, Marcus concluded as he returned to his apartment, hopping silently that the two women hadnt blown it up or... something as equally as bad. Shaking his head he entered his apartment and laid down his bag, which contained his books for the day. Sighing he smiled as he saw the two women watch television, Sinai being asleep in the other girl's lap. Huh... turns out a night of partying and only having 3 to 4 hours of sleep each night can overwhelm even a dark Eldar's organism.

"Whats whit the friendly gesture?" he asked Iliwey. The woman rolled her eyes. Still, she was happy he was home.

"Nothing much to do today... no missions for either of us... How was collage?" she asked, whispering in order not to awake her rival.

"Boring as ever... made my head spin." Marcus teased as he crashed on the couch. There was a moment of silence as Iliwey looked on him and smiled. Well that cant be good.

"Say... would you like some relaxation?" Iliwey phrased the question. Raising his eyebrow at this. What ever could she mean?

"Depends... what did you have in mind?" He asked her casually, not really feeling in the mood but not wanting to say no.

"Well..." Iliwey began as she took Sinai's head and gently placed it on a pillow. "I know what always cheers you up..." she whispered as she turned off the television, approaching the weary human. As she undressed her top half Marcus resisted a sigh. Still, if she noticed that he wasnt in the mood she didnt show it as she playfully approached him and teased him with her fingers dancing around his arm. "If I remember correctly, a certain human likes... a certain Eldar's dances..." she purred as she neared him. "And if said human is really nice in asking, the said Eldar may bring him out of his boring, brooding state with said dance." She teased with her choice of words. This time Marcus could not help but smile and even laugh at Iliwey and her choice of words. She always knew how to cheer him up and thats why he liked her.

"In that case.." he said as he placed his hand on her side. "The human will happily beg and plead to witness such a spectacular sight." he said, gently caressing her alien skin as they kissed, their lips gently touching each other as they shared their gentle passion.

"Well..." Iliwey continued as she broke away, rolling her eyes in search of thoughts and words to throw at him. "Im sure that said Eldar would appreciate that... but there is no need to go that far, said Eldar thinks." She said, purring as she broke contact with him, teasingly dancing away as her perfect movements were barely captured by Marcus's eyes and his brain tried to process the perfection before him. Iliwey left only those things on her which she deemed would add to the experience as she got on the table. Now usually Marcus would disapprove of someone getting up, barefoot, on his living room table, but when that someone was a hot, semi naked woman who got there for his pleasure, he found it difficult to complain. Suddenly as Iliwey started moving and twisting her body, Marcus felt the room die down, focusing soly on her as his ears went dull, feeling no sensation at all as his eyes focused on her form. It was perfect... Then... then she started gently singing, quietly and in a tongue that Marcus didnt understand. While Iliwey wasnt as pale as Sinai, Marcus could clearly see her form contrasting the background, but none of it mattered to him now, as he focused on Iliwey... oh Iliwey, Iliwey, how perfect you are, he thought.

"I do not know if all Eldar are like Iliwey... but I doubt such perfection could exist..." Marcus murmured as he watched his girlfriend with fascination and captivity as his mind was occupied by her. Iliwey clearly enjoyed this.

"Oh Marcus... you dont need to be sooo... generous." She purred, feigning humility and humbleness as she extended her hand  and gently brushed Marcus's shaved chin, her touch mesmerizing the human, who gleefully smiled at the woman who captivated him. Iliwey locked her eyes with his own and puckered her lips as she moved in for the kiss. Marcus did the same, closing his eyes as he felt his body shiver  as the two locked their lips. Marcus smiled and giggled as he felt Iliwey play with his ear.

" Iliwey... that tickles..." he said, gently protesting as he felt that the sensation was odd. Opening her eyes Iliwey broke away and gasped.

"YOU BITCH!!!" She screamed and Marcus felt his ear drums hurt at the sound of her melodic voice. Turning around he saw Sinai standing on her arms and using her unnatural agility she played with his ear with her toes. The paler woman laughed and giggled.

"You should have seen the looks on your faces!!!" she declared as she got down and stood up normally. "Oh Marcus dear your so cute let me do a little dance for ya!!!" Sinai mimicked her rival who fumed at this. "Yes Iliwey please let me kiss you like a good little subby hubby wubby bitch I am!" she teased like a child, enjoying her own jokes and words as she laughed. While Iliwey was fuming with anger at the other Eldar for ruining her moment Marcus didnt mind that much and he merely rolled his eyes as the playfulness of his more passionate and more kinky lover.

"BITCH! WHORE!!! COW!!!!!" Iliwey refused to back down and so Marcus began calming her.

"You two are like children." Marcus said as he held Iliwey to make her release all her anger. Sinai rolled her eyes at the statement.

"Says you!" she said and moved out of their way. Sighing Marcus spoke once more.

"You know Sinai... there is a difference between raping someone's ass in a matter of a mental metaphor and raping his ass literally." he told her as Iliwey shook from anger. Laughing Sinai responded.

"Look! A sub human who wants to take it up his ass by a Dark Eldar woman with a strap on! Who would have know!?" she asked, teasing as Marcus felt that he was falling flat in this debate.

"I... walked right into that one, didnt I?" He asked and Sinai nodded casually. Giving up on the debate he released Iliwey who still wasnt all that happy with what had transpired just now. "Alright girls... I think some kind of bonding exercise would help clear the air so... want to go out?"

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"Sooo... Marcus..." The bartender, John, asked as he shook Marcus's drink, making it for the man who looked mildly annoyed at what others would have perceived as a perfect life. "Whats the deal with the two super tall sisters that your dating? I have never seen two 7 foot tall/2.1 meter high ladies walking about with a man." He phrased the question and Marcus couldnt help but smile as the two ladies in question were mere meters away from him, arguing and bickering... and of course bitching at each other in their Eldar language over who knows what topic.

"Well, a counter question first. What makes you think that they are sisters?" Marcus slyly asked. Even if all the drama did occasionally get to him, he simply had to admit that it felt good, really good to have others be jealous at him and his... conquests. Not that he saw the two women as such, but he did realize that he was a really really REALLY lucky bastard indeed.

"Because if they aren't they might as well be, seeing as how they treat each other." John said and Marcus laughed as he received his drink, downing it.

"Your right, you know." He casually said and went on to move the two to the table. Having sat down the two alien females crossed their arms and looked away, not befitting their age. After a few seconds of awkward, tense silence, Marcus finally decided to step in.

"Now girls, Im sure that whatever thing you two are-" but he was cut off.

"I cannot believe this! Marcus how can you still keep dating this... this WENCH! She is childish! Careless! Cruel! And she would decimate and castrate you given the chance so she could achieve her own orgasm because her clitoris had been desensitized!!!"  Iliwey spoke in a calm manner... or at least as calm as she could while still stressing out how pissed off she was.

"Oh can it, leaf brain!" Sinai countered, rolling her eyes. "Just because you love Marcus's jewels like I do doesnt mean you should go around shouting that I want to cut em off!" she protested and Iliwey gasped, blushing at the words her rival uttered.

"Must you always be so insufferably childish and vulgar you Durchii!!!???" she whispered in spite. Marcus could only watch as Sinai rolled her eyes.

"It never made sense to me... why do you guys fight? You both want the best for me, for US!" Marcus chastised them as John arrived and gave em another batch of drinks. "I mean, you two are acting as if the other person is the devil. Why cant you get along? There are many more things on which you agree on than those on which you dont." Marcus explained and gave them a few moments to gather their thoughts, not that he needed to give them as they could read his mind but he always gave them a benefit of the doubt as he thought that they were decent enough not to do that... else they would explode in a miasma of psychic energy due to their feminine nature upon discovery of what lay in his mind. "Give each other a chance..." He added, hoping to stir up the conversation once more.

"Look... I dont mind Iliwey at all... for all her up tighted-ness she is a sweet woman." Sinai began, being the reasonable one for once. "But her fear and obsession over EVERYTHING must end! She is behaving like all the small decisions you make will ruin your life. Marcus this, Sinai that, Marcus you must study to pass your collage to get a job so your kids can eat and bla bla bla..." Sinai spoke honestly and Iliwey blushed quietly.

"Well you take things far to LESS seriously!" she rebuffed. Iliwey rose her nose to the sky in protest at the words of her friend and rival. "Im surprised you havent gotten Marcus sterile with the amount of stupid shit he has gotten because of you!" she declared. Marcus laughed nervously.

"No need to take it that far Ili..." he teased her, trying to calm the situation down.

"But there is Marcus!!! She makes you do stupid, rash decisions like she does!!! She is an cruel assassin and I dont know why a normal, healthy human male has to be attracted to her!!! I mean please dont tell me her words about your mother complex arent true!!!" Iliwey over complicated and over analyzed the situation as always and Sinai snickered, feeling as if she achieved victory while she watched Marcus blush and give Iliwey a straight face. Sinai pressed her victory on.

"Oh well... Iliwey..." she teased, slowly coming up with her plan. "I do make rash decisions but Marcus likes, no, loves them! Like this one!" she said as she shifted in her place, using her Eldar agility to move down and squat. "This is why he keeps me around!" she said, almost whispering as she disappeared beneath the big, wide tablecloth. Wow... she was tall and she hid herself well. Iliwey could only widen her eyes at the sight of this, only thinking of the worst as Marcus himself watched dumb folded by the actions her girlfriend was taking.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Iliwey spat through her teeth, angrily whispering as she blushed furiously. "WE'LL GET CAUGHT! AND MARCUS WILL BE IN TROUBLE!!!" she spat and hissed at the woman beneath the table. Sinai only giggled back.

"Sinai..." Marcus barely uttered as he felt the alien woman undo his belt and with a rather loud, at least to him, pfffr sound she undid his zipper. Iliwey's mouth hung open.  "Not here..." Marcus whispered but his already stiff member betrayed his desire. This time Sinai had outdone herself... she had gone to far but the worst was that Marcus was powerless to stop her. If her got up and by some miracle no one kicked a fuss and no one noticed his... situation Sinai would never stop teasing him about it. If he stood still he risked discovery and he was nowhere as near as crazy as Sinai not to care.

"Come Iliwey... this is a two girl job." Sinai teased as the other woman blushed. Pulling down Marcus's underpants she felt no resistance from the human male who blushed awkwardly and let his eyes dart over the busy club. He had heard of these things but... even with these two crazy alien girls he never expected to actually do something like this. Iliwey could only take so much.

"We'll get caught!" Iliwey protested as she tried to look away in vain. Sinai only sighed and rolled her eyes before grabbing the leg of the other woman.

"Get in under here!" she commanded and Iliwey gathered up the courage to do so. Shit... thought Marcus, he was in real trouble now as he gritted his teeth together, feeling the soft, wet mouth of his alien lover. He shivered as his stiff dick entered her mouth. Oh gods he loved it. Feeling the joy he found it hard to focus on what was going on around him as he heard the two girls move underneath the table.

"Smoch..." Iliwey dared to kiss Sinai's cheek as the other woman placed Marcus's cock within her mouth, causing it to buldge her cheek a bit. Sinai pulled out and giggled, causing Marcus to repres a shiver and a moan as a eager, shy and frankly worried Iliwey took her turn sucking Marcus's dick.

"The two women left already?" John asked and Marcus nearly froze as the two girls underneath continued to suck him off. He looked at the man and he barely managed to control himself.

"Nah... they went to the bathroom... you know them, women... they simply must go there in pairs." Marcus commented, hoping to finish... both himself and the conversation. John, thankfully, fell for his ruse.

"Oh dont get me started... its like an adventure for them, I even wonder do they hold hands when they go there. Anyway, what can I get them?" he asked politely.

"Of course!" Marcus said, trying his best not to shiver and clench his fists as the two women worshiped his erect shaft under the table. "Get them a hot chocolate each, on my tab!" he politely said. John nodded.

"With or without cream?" He asked and at this point Marcus repressed a giggle.

"With... even though Im sure they would get their cream either way..." he said. John didnt get the joke, naturally, but he didnt have to as he simply nodded and left. Exhaling as the tension was somewhat alleviated Marcus gasped once more as one of the girls seemed to have hit his sweet spot.

"Why dont you cum already!?!?" he heard Iliwey protest and Sinai giggle at this. Rolling his eyes Marcus pushed himself hard, trying to achieve orgasm.

"Yes! Give us all the cream, human!" Sinai teased, pretending rather well that she didnt care about him. Oh hell! That Dark Eldar acting of hers is simply hell!!! Still, he was not about to deny her, as much as he wanted to, neither was Iliwey helping the matter as she sucked on as well, hoping to get him off as soon as possible. Withholding a yelp Marcus stretched back and dug in his fingers at the soft rubber material on which he was sitting, his arms stretched as his orgasm hit. Exhaling and closing his eyes as he restrained himself from at least looking like he was busting a nut in public, Marcus could hear the two women silently giggle as his cock shot jets of white cream at them. He shook and shivered for a few seconds as he calmed down. Luckily he saw that no one had seemed to notice his little tirade... Feeling relaxed he dared to pull the cloth up and saw the two girls giggling and kissing each other as they sampled his seed. Taking this opportunity to pull his pants up and zip them Marcus thought about telling them to get up, but the two alien women already did so by the time he finished. Damned Eldar and their agility.

"You two are fucking unbelievable sometimes!!!" Marcus told them with spite as they seated themselves. The girls licked their lips and paid him, seemingly, no heed.

"Fucking we are, yes!" Sinai mentioned casually, putting the conversation on the offhand as John arrived with their hot chocolate. The two girls merely giggled at this. Oh well... thought Marcus, at least they arent at each other's throat... He smiled at the notion that it was his dick that the two fought over and that yet again it was his dick which helped cool down the situation.


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"Did you get ready Marcus?" Iliwey asked as the human male donned his pajamas on and neared the bed with the two women.

"Yes..." Marcus causally said, wondering why must she always worry about him so.

"And did you brush your teeth?" Iliwey asked, inquiring as she nestled herself against her rival. Giving her a straight face Marcus couldnt resist but to tease.

"Yes mom." He casually said in a ironic tone and Iliwey rose her nose as Sinai snickered.

"Come on Ili... your son is all grown up now!" Sinai teased willfully and Iliwey sighed at her. Getting on the bed and in between the two women Marcus set his alarm clock as they laid next to each other. Sinai hogged the remote and danced over the channels.

"What are you feeling like watching tonight?" Marcus asked, a bit tired and weary as the two women had a way of draining him and leaving him exhausted. Iliwey hugged him from the side and while it was adorable to hear her purr, she was obviously tired as well.

"I dont know... maybe some porn or some violence or some similar shit..." Sinai remarked, still energized as she couldnt find anything compelling. Marcus smirked at her and brushed her hair. She was cute... in a murderous, cruel kind of way.

"How can you watch porn when your alongside Marcus? Isnt his firm, stiff dick big enough for you?" Iliwey asked, her voice tired but still melodic and clearly surprised. Marcus rolled his eyes once more. Eldar... Sinai smirked at this, no doubt thinking of a come back.

"Oh dont be silly sister..." Sinai teased as she found some horror movie about 20 something year olds acting as teenagers. "Marcus has all the dick I need." she said as she moved her hand under the sheath and proceeded to move it towards Marcus's crotch. "After all... the only fault with it is that we cant get enough of it." Sinai teased, gently biting Marcus's ear and purring. Marcus was tired, but he didnt resist her gesture. Silly Eldar... it was a unique experience living with them it was. Still, so far he enjoyed every single moment of it... or at least most of them.

"Marcus..." Iliwey began, tired. "What do you think our children will look like?" she asked. Oh damn it Iliwey... Sinai laughed, tired but still strong compared to the two.

"Yes Marcus! Tell us... what will those Eldar human bastards look like?" Sinai teased openly as screams were heard from the tv.

"I do not study genetics... or farseeing..." Marcus managed to reply as his head hurt from the remarks these two women made.

"Oh no! Is our human broken!?" Sinai teased, grabbing her face and acting all surprised and shocked. To Marcus's own surprise and annoyance, Iliwey giggled at this, smiling at Sinai's remark.

"This human is just fine..." Marcus replied casually. Still, he was to be outdone as Iliwey entered the conversation once more, surprisingly siding with Sinai.

"Well... then said human would think about such topics, lest he risk two very angry pregnant Eldar woman and two equally angry large alimony bills..." Iliwey said and laughed with Sinai. God damn it Eldar... God damn it...