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- > Fwuffy dawk!
- > Nuu wike dawk!
- > Fwuffy... sweepin.. ohhhh
- > Fwuffy wuv sweepies!
- > Wawm sweepies in wawm fwuff pwace
- > ...
- > Nyuu wawm
- > Is cowd
- > Fwuffy in scawy box!
- "Nyuuuuu! Scawy box!"
- > "sigh..."
- > Daddeh nee hewp! Scawy box scawy!
- > Yuu huwty tuu!
- > Nono huwty bad!
- > Gween fwiend nyuu fwiend is bad fwuffy!
- > Giff big nono owies!
- > buh feww good a wittow...
- > Buh stiww meanie!
- > Hu? Who meanie? Fwuffy nuu meanie!
- > Fwuffy good fwuffy!
- > Fwuffy wuv good fwuffy!
- > Well, it's time
- > After she got so big that "Weggies wan way! NNNAAA!"
- > She calmed down when she realized that she had babies in her
- > Well, aside from "NYUUU! BABBEHS NYUU NUMMIES! HEWP! BEBBEHS IN TUMMEH!"
- > That lasted a while
- > "NNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA BIG POOPIES! HEWP! HUWTY!"
- > Looks like it's time
- > After positioning her upside down on a towel you begin positioning the foals in her stomach
- > Gently pushing she begins the bleating again
- > "NAAANAAANAAANAA NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
- > The first foal slides out
- > It's not speaking
- > Oh shit
- > You pick it up and give it a quick pat on the back
- > *Blech* A little fluid is spit up
- > "Eeep eep eep eep!"
- > Thank god...
- > You clean it off with a little moist towelette
- > Its mother is a little too wild right now to clean her
- > "NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA NAAAAAAA NAAAAAANA NANA ANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
- > Her legs wiggling and head flailing
- > With the foal clean you place it in a basket with towels
- > It crawls around looking for a teat chirping loudly
- > This happens four more times
- > Now calmed down Bunny is breathing heavily
- > "Nnnnaaa naaa naaa... fwahfwa huuwtiee... naa naa..."
- "Bunny, you're a mother now"
- > "Naa.. fwuffwa... moffah? beehbeehs...?"
- > Cautiously you place the first fluffy near her
- > She licks it a few times and moves it towards her teat
- > "Naa... bahbeh qweahn… “
- > One by one you introduce the babies to their mother
- > They chirp and hug their mothers fluff
- > Now fed and their mother still tired they begin wiggling around in her fluff
- > You head into the kitchen to get some more paper towels for cleanup
- > Big huwty! Big huwties!
- > Poopies huwt weawy bad! nonos, tummeh, and everiewhew huwty!
- > Buh, daddeh say you haff bebbehs!
- > Wuv bebbehs!
- > Dey get guud nummies fwum mummah
- > You wuv bebbehs
- > Hu? Wittow fwuffies on fwuff!
- > Dey giff owies tu nummies pwace!
- > Nummies pwace fow bebbehs!
- "Nyuuu! Nummies pwace fow bebbehs! Nyuu take!"
- > You return to the room in horror as you walleyed unicorn rolls over knocking two of her fluffies off the towel onto the floor
- > The other two are still attached to her teats
- > She is screaming
- > "Nyuu! Nahmiehs fooh bebbehs! Nyuuu tahke nyummies!"
- > She stomps on the nearest foal
- > Repeatedly pounding it into a mushy screaming paste
- > The little off purple and yellow unicorn is now a red paste barely mewling
- > "Neh eh... ehh.. ee... ee.."
- > You rush over
- > Grabbing the two foals off of her teats
- > They scream
- > "EEEE! EE! EE! EE! EE!"
- > Their mother turns and is now yelling at you
- > "BEIBAH! GIFF BEAHBEH MUHNSTAAH!"
- > She's going to kill these foals
- > You make the choice between these babies and their mother
- > If she were smart enough she would probably make the same choice
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