Here we are again, a pastebin rant. Get ready to be roasted.

You are all circlejerking elitists. Yes, reddit and dsg are absolutely right about this and i will side with them. When you fight a random guy and the connection might not be the best, you instantly call their internet bad, but if you got the same connection to Lord Skorbrand, you will instantly say its your internet acting weird and you are sorry. When a random guy just spams R1 he is instantly a shitter, but when Lord Skorbrand does it the fight must be either laggy or he just doesnt feel like fighting you. I could go on for hours bringing up all these examples of hypocrisy and elitism, but im sure you get it by now. All of you jumped poor Clarissa, calling her bad, a shitter, saying how her spacing sucks, if she loses she will pull out an estoc and so on. Well let me tell you what Clarissa did; she tried to play the game and have fun, do things she enjoys and when the fight turned into a shitfest cause her opponent was either just recovery canceling every single fucking attack in the game, only counterattacking and running away or the fight was just too laggy that forced her to play in a certain, very passive way that she did not enjoy, she swapped to an estoc, sometimes warmthed if she really did not like the guy she was fighting and wanted to piss them off. If she cant have fun against you, you wont have fun against her, pretty simple really. Now let's say Clarissa is a somewhat new player that just came from vanilla ds2, so she had knowledge of the game mechanics, but didnt keep up with the twitch community to know people or what the proper response should be to a laggy fight for example. Instead of adding her and trying to explain why she shouldnt heal or use a shield, you just shit talk her among yourselves. What if she one day came into a stream and saw everyone talking shit about her? Well, there's 3 possibilites: she doesnt care and just ignores everyone, she will heal and estoc even more or she will feel like all these people are elitist fucks and leaves this game. Doesn't matter which one it will be, the result is the same; she will hate all of you and you have potentially lost a good player. You know, those players that you always cry for when the "arena is dead/everyone is bad",a good player shows up and you managed to shit talk the fuck out of her in a day without even knowing who she is or why she does those things. But wait, why do you all suck Goga's dick then? Oh i know, because Lord Skorbrand said that he is a very good player and he has fun fighting him, despite the bad connection. So now you must all copy what Lord Skorbrand said and suck Goga's penis. If Clarissa's first appereance was during Lord Skorbrand's stream and Lord Skorbrand said that she is a decent player despite the bad connection they had, you would've all loved to fight Clarissa.

Next, the constant PTS, yukas, reddit or whoever shit talk. How strange that about 90% of you were huge PTS fanboys commenting on all his videos, eh? Did you ever hear Lord Skorbrand roast all of you for not having a clue what quickrolling is or pretty much any other game mechanic? No, he was a better player than all of you and he wanted to help you stop sucking at the game and suck his penis instead. So why are you calling everyone that doesnt understand something about the game bad? Try to explain it to them and if they refuse to agree with you, then you might call them bad. Have any of you ever tried to explain game mechanics to PTS instead of just making fun of his parries? I think its safe to say you did not. If Lord Skorbrand didn't explain that turning around after a roll is a bad thing to do, you would be still doing it and calling lagg everytime you get backstabbed. Hell, the only reason you are making fun of PTS is because Lord Skorband told you that he is not a great player. If you think you can shit talk people that are worse than you, then Lord Skorbrand should be telling all of you that you are all garbage and stupid, would you enjoy being called out for every single bad move you do during a fight in not a helpful, but offensive way? With no explanations or advice to become better and not repeat the same mistake, just straight up told that you are fucking terrible. You wouldn't want that im pretty sure. Everytime someone new shows up you just make fun of them without remembering that you were that exact same person before Lord Skorbrand guided you through the darkness with his holy voice and helped you see the light.

The only reason you are where you are right now is because people were nice enough to help you. I remember a bunch of you playing locked on or buffing, and now you make fun of those people?