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  1. xD. I remember this like it was yesterday.All the hot feminist m'ladys were swooning over me. Le ball pit was m'favorite part though, watching all the curvy females (shoutout to /r/gonewildcurvy) jump around in their My Little Pony and Furry costumes gave me a hard on. Was only a wee bit upset when I wore my Rainbowdash mask and people thought I was a female due to my curvacious man lumps
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KM2vpz179g
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  4. Well look on the bright side my good sir. Now you can paint yourself black and white and go "moo" while walking on all fours. Id sure milk ya
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU__9ZU3JpM
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  7. Wow This is perfect. Now I can massage lotion onto the dry folds beneath my breasts with one hand while i pleasure my waifu's perfect pony tidbits with the other. I give all my dogecoins to you!- Fedoreo, Professional mod of Reddit's front page.
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvz2mFtHYyQ
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  10. I do not taking thieving lightly, unless we're talking about Runescape. I once had a thief steal m'lady away from me and boy let me tell you! it was not pretty what I did to him next. Lets just say it ended with me giving him a Blumpkin
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkSC2ce_uT8
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  13. clears throat ahhem. So why arent we included? I love debating and having intelligent conversations online with strangers and m'ladies. I would have loved to be included in this video as an "Athiest Nigga". This definitely would have atleast helped my street cred, Then maybe I could have some hot m'lady Djangos twerk on me
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
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  16. Evening my good sirs. I do not have a lot of time to post this but I will do my best. Down syndrome people and any other species of Retards that fits the "special" category are actually a government creation.  Code-named "Syndrome of a down", SOAD was created in 1985 when Professor Sherman Klump created the first "Special" (Retarded) person in a test tube that was then grown in the uterus of a Cow until birth. These creations were not intended to be Retarded but instead Super-geniuses. Klump's experiment failed but not completely. 1 in 3 Down syndrome people alive today are in fact super-geniuses but cannot display their genius behavior. Due to their extra chromosome these people live and think in the 4th dimension which is not understandable by most people. However, due to the fact that I have an IQ of 498, I can enter and exit the 4th dimension whenever I like. In this 4th dimension, Retards and Atheists like myself are the rulers. What we say goes. If I want to bang hot ponies all day long then I do. Its my world, my rules. Care to join? * tips fedora seductively *
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_9GegVoYk
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  19. Can I have mine checked too Mr. Booby man
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp2_B0xhqKg
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  22. I would love to take my waifu there and have le sexy times with her in clear view of all the tourists. Maybe someone will record and we'll appear in a pornographic movie. Im sure many people would pay to watch as I made love to my beloved pillow
  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzzt1x2rzc4
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  25. neckbeard
  26. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2hbhRWocLA
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  28. 3/4 of these guys are neckbeards, Must be some Fellow Redditors
  29. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3YpqWFBamc
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  31. Funny how it took about 5 Cops and 2 white knight fags to step in just to take this hipster down. Easily I could have nailed him with a Throwing-star and pinned him up right against the wall, then I would have Bukake slammed him. It could have been a m'lady he rear ended in that vehicular! and now for saving the world, she'll let me rear end her. xD- Fedoreo
  32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTYBXXvdnEc
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