SCP

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little D-Class? I'll have you know, I graduated at the top of my class in the SCP Foundation. I have been involved in numerous raids on the Serpent's Hand, and I have over 300 confirmed skips. I am trained in dealing with Keter SCP's, and I'm the top researcher at Site 19. You are nothing to me but another Safe Class Item. I will Secure and Contain you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking Special Containment Procedures. You think you can get away with being an SCP over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the O-5's, and your Operational Information is being gathered right now. So, you better prepare for the containment breach, sucker. The containment breach that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call an SCP. I can [REDACTED] you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dealing with Keter SCP's, but I have access to the entire Foundation arsenal of Mobile Task Forces, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable SCP off of this planet. Maybe if you had known what containment protocols your SCP-ness was going to cause, you would have held your fucking [DATA EXPUNGED]. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're going to get fucking terminated. I will perform research all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, SCP.