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Bugs...?(One)

Jan 3rd, 2013
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  1. >Day 'God I hate Bugs' in Equestria.
  2. >You've only been here for a couple days but you somehow got invited to some Royal Wedding.
  3. >Its probably some kinda 'Everyone must be there' thing. Your okay with that, might as well get to know a bit about here, right?
  4. >You totally weren't expecting a total invasion though. To make matters worse, they...they looked like BUGS!!
  5. >God you hated bugs.
  6. >Your not sure whether they were bugs, but they buzzed and they looked creepy!
  7. >Apparently, their Queen had infiltrated the castle or something and now her bugs were everywhere.
  8. >Obviously, this meant that you were flipping shits left and right.
  9. >Those six p0nies from the town you arrived at helped a bit though, making sure the bugs wouldn't get near you.
  10. >Then the bugs started to...shapeshift? Da fuck?
  11. >They look like the ponies that were helping you now. Well, at least they look more appealing now.
  12. >You don't see much need to hide now, they're not as creepy like this, so you step out of your protective circle made of p0nies and try to help out.
  13. >Your new friends seemed glad to see you up and active, they must've thought you were a real pussy, huh?
  14. >Well, your not! Punching and kicking pastel-colored p0nies everywhe-
  15. >They look like bugs again.
  16. >Nooooope.
  17. >You run back to your circle of p0nies and huddle down again. Maybe you should just sit this out.
  18.  
  19. >They beat up all the 'Changelings' as they called them, only for another swarm to come toward them.
  20. >Well shit.
  21. >They capture the p0nies and you try to run away before they touch you. Couldn't they at least turn into p0nies before they take you hostage?
  22. >You throw the suggestion at them and a couple roll their eyes, but they agree nonetheless. You gladly go with them now.
  23. >Shit ends up happening but the p0nies win. All is well and you never have to see another one of those bug-things again!
  24. >Today was a 'What the Fuck' day.
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