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- >Day 'God I hate Bugs' in Equestria.
- >You've only been here for a couple days but you somehow got invited to some Royal Wedding.
- >Its probably some kinda 'Everyone must be there' thing. Your okay with that, might as well get to know a bit about here, right?
- >You totally weren't expecting a total invasion though. To make matters worse, they...they looked like BUGS!!
- >God you hated bugs.
- >Your not sure whether they were bugs, but they buzzed and they looked creepy!
- >Apparently, their Queen had infiltrated the castle or something and now her bugs were everywhere.
- >Obviously, this meant that you were flipping shits left and right.
- >Those six p0nies from the town you arrived at helped a bit though, making sure the bugs wouldn't get near you.
- >Then the bugs started to...shapeshift? Da fuck?
- >They look like the ponies that were helping you now. Well, at least they look more appealing now.
- >You don't see much need to hide now, they're not as creepy like this, so you step out of your protective circle made of p0nies and try to help out.
- >Your new friends seemed glad to see you up and active, they must've thought you were a real pussy, huh?
- >Well, your not! Punching and kicking pastel-colored p0nies everywhe-
- >They look like bugs again.
- >Nooooope.
- >You run back to your circle of p0nies and huddle down again. Maybe you should just sit this out.
- >They beat up all the 'Changelings' as they called them, only for another swarm to come toward them.
- >Well shit.
- >They capture the p0nies and you try to run away before they touch you. Couldn't they at least turn into p0nies before they take you hostage?
- >You throw the suggestion at them and a couple roll their eyes, but they agree nonetheless. You gladly go with them now.
- >Shit ends up happening but the p0nies win. All is well and you never have to see another one of those bug-things again!
- >Today was a 'What the Fuck' day.
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