* zionsprite spriteports out nowhere
zionsprite
"hello stammers"
SS
"Hey lampy zion, whats up?"
"I'm a little busy here actually.."
"Changing..."
zionsprite
"why? she can't see your outfit anyway"
SS
"Who said it was for Andy? These threds just suck, I'd be more comfortable in my own attire."
"This is rather awkward..."
zionsprite
"why?"
SS
"Well you standing there with me getting changed is just wierd zion."
"Like jeez privacy please."
zionsprite
"haha no"
SS
"... so what'dou want?"
zionsprite
"just figured I'd drop in"
"talk to you"
SS
"Why, you hate me."
zionsprite
"no"
SS
".................................. why."
zionsprite
"I don't know"
"ever since my"
"revival"
"I've felt so calm"
SS
"Heh nice... but why you want to talk to me?"
zionsprite
"why not?"
SS
"Like why not talk to Andy? She's down in the kitchen alone."
zionsprite
"your sprite is a manipulative asshole"
"figured you could use some real advice"
"also you're funny"
SS
"Ikr. Duttle said light was open to interpretation and wouldnt tell me what other powers I have. Can you?"
zionsprite
"...yes."
SS
"Go on then."
zionsprite
"my 'coding' forces me to be vague, but I'll do what I can."
You aren't actually sure?
SS
"Please...Also tell me who the fuck the night is"
rascalywabit
Stuff like that, God Tiers, Powers. It is beyond your knowledge
You do however note what its called.
God Tier huh?
zion
"it is called god tier, and that honestly all I can say on the matter"
"sorry"
SS
"Funzo"
"Who's the night? Andy?"
*knight
zion
"The Zion who is currently awake on Derse."
ⓘ zion is now known as zionsprite
SS
"... Derse?"
zionsprite
"The purple planet."
"Do you remember the Zion you saw sleeping earlier?"
SS
"Yea, despite what you say that was not creepin."
zionsprite
"Never said it was."
"Anyway, that Zion is the knight."
SS
"I saw your spritey eyes"
"Is Andy a knight then too?"
zionsprite
"No."
SS
"This is confusing."
zionsprite
"Zion is the Knight. Not a knight. The Knight."
"Just like you are the Prince."
SS
"Is there like a king to? What the fuck is this an rpg?"
zionsprite
"There are two kings. A black king and a white king."
SS
"Nice to see this game supports equality."
"So what is Andy? The blind chick?"
zionsprite
"She is the maid."
*Maid.
SS
"The maid and the prince ehh? Man tabloids would have a field day with that one."
zionsprite
"heh, probably"
SS
"So what do we actually have to do ghost zion."
"Like do we goon raids"
"Naxxramus and that kinda shit."
zionsprite
"naxwhat?"
SS
"Naxxramus? You never played wow? Amateur..."
zionsprite
"no, I never played much games"
"does it matter?"
SS
"No, just tell me what we have to do and what kind of ledgendarys I'll get for doing it."
zionsprite
"........"
"andy said something about a dungeon in her land"
SS
"You say we go there?"
"Get some epic lutes?"
"Learn to play the battle of evermore?"
"Profit???"
* zionsprite shrugs
zionsprite
"probably"
"although"
SS
"... you can be boring as sin sometimes."
zionsprite
"the real zion might need your help"
SS
"Will she be angry?"
zionsprite
"yes"
SS
"You are her after all."
"And she is you."
"Your like."
zionsprite
"and yet we are different"
SS
"Two angry twins."
zionsprite
"I'm not angry anymore"
SS
"Like two hulks. Except your a ghost hulk."
"I guess."
"Why should we go help her if she's angry."
"She'll prolly kill us all."
zionsprite
"because she needs it"
SS
"She shot me twice..."
zionsprite
"if she wanted you dead"
"you wouldn't be standing here"
SS
"SPOOPY"
zionsprite
"nothing spoopy about it"
SS
"So fucking spoopy."
"Like fucking skeletons."
zionsprite
"she had a fucking gun pointed at your frontal lobe"
SS
"I know, how do we know she won't pull the trigger this time?"
zionsprite
"well"
"first of all I have her guns"
SS
"She might kick me again."
"That fucking hurt."
zionsprite
"you are a god, capable of firing light beams from your hands"
"and you're afraid of getting kicked"
SS
"It was in the face."
"Have you ever been kicked in the face?"
"No."
"Because your a ghost."
zionsprite
"no, I just got crushed by a giant and fell to my death"
"but that's irrelevant"
"zion needs your help"
SS
"Not myy fault this time...wierd."
"Why she's fine."
"She's in a bed."
zionsprite
"......go check on her at least"
"she's in no condition to hurt you right now anyway"
SS
"If she's crazy can I leave her."
* zionsprite shrugs
SS
"I'm taking that as a yes."
"Well I have a few things to do first."
zionsprite
"sloppy makeouts?"
SS
"........................."
"....Yo zionsprite."
zionsprite
"yes?"
SS
"Go fuck a lamp."
Jason tosses the lamp at zionsprite
*a
* zionsprite spriteports away
SS
"OFF TO FUCK LAMPS I SEE."
"ENJOY YOUR LAMP FUCKING LAMP FUCKER."
Jason realises he's alone and goes back to changing his threads