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- >You are Anon.
- >You were visiting princess Celestia on one of your monthly reviews of Human/P0ny relationships.
- >And somehow, when you dropped your wallet, Celestia managed to sit on it and lose it inside her bountiful sun-goddess sized marehood.
- >You awkwardly explained the situation to her, which brings you to right now.
- >You're elbow deep in Celestia.
- >You think you've grabbed onto what feels like your wallet.
- >She moans in response when you touch the disc shaped protrusion.
- >Nope. Not it.
- >Luna, who has been watching this entire thing with glazed eyes and short breaths, pipes up.
- >"We think we might have your wallet also, dear Anon!"
- "How, Luna?"
- >Her spaghetti meter rises by 5 points.
- >"We believe it to be magic, perhaps you should check in our rear, for it may have appeared in there.
- >Without giving up your search of Celestia's pussy, you lube up your other arm and into Luna's ass it goes.
- >With a whinny full of Spaghetti, she orgasms.
- >Luna is cum on insertion.
- >You still can't find your wallet, and the Princess' seem to enjoy your ministrations way too much...
- >In fact, with their strong muscular contractions, you can't get out.
- >They've trapped you inside them.
- >Now you're stuck as the royal fister
- >Luna and Celestia hold court with you inside them, moaning the whole time
- >They hold ambassador meetings
- >It makes them more popular
- >They address the ponies
- >The ponies go wild for it, and start clopping on sight
- >They're sitting on you while holding day court when suddenly
- >The kingdom is invaded by chrysalis again
- >You stand up and ready your equine punching gloves
- "I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS LONG AGO"
- >You punch the crap out of chrysalis
- >She gives up
- >P0nies everywhere cheer at the heroics of the royal fister.
- >Cadence arrives with shining armor
- >"We heard Chrysalis is back! We're here to help!"
- >They're way too late
- >You cunt punt the bitch back to the Crystal Empire
- >Or you would have
- >If your leg didn't get stuck in there
- >"OOOH! Finally! Satisfaction!"
- >Shining armor looks very disgruntled
- >You hop around on one leg
- >Chrysalis has crawled towards you
- >"Oh, you have defeated me! As is our custom, you must rut me."
- >This is bullshit
- >She lies prostate on the floor as you flail around, hopping, trying to get yourself out of cadence
- >You hop and stagger, and accidentally end up with your remaining foot in chrysalis
- >"Oooh! Yes! I can feel your love!"
- >You're directing an emotion at her, but it's not love
- >You learn to live as the centerpiece of royal pony poon.
- >It's really not as bad as it may look.
- >You are essentially the ruler of Equestria now.
- >You attend to the royal duties, all the while pleasing the four royal alicorns.
- >One day however.
- >"OH NO! DISCORD HAS ESCAPED!"
- >"WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!" Bleats Luna, in the midst of an orgasm.
- >"Never fear! Fluttershy is here!"
- >She bursts into the throne room at canterlot castle.
- >She races towards your unprotected head
- >In midair she turns around, her winking cunt looming ever closer
- >You shake your head to no avail.
- >The last thing you see is pink and yellow
- >And then blackness
- >...
- >Then the heads up display lights up
- >"RAPEZORD ASSEMBLY COMPLETE"
- >You take your righteous place as the pilot of the >rapezord
- >You stomp out to meet discord
- >"HAHAHA! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!"
- "We'll see who's laughing when you've tasted JUSTICE!"
- >You throw punches at discord
- >Each one makes his chest explode in a shower of sparks
- >you don't know what's igniting each time
- >he's losing the battle though.
- >"ENOUGH OF THIS! RITA!"
- >Rita Repulsa on the moon starts chanting.
- >"MAKE MY MONSTER GROOOOOOOOOOOW"
- >Her lips don't match her voice.
- >It's not awful though.
- >Discord grows to an incredible height
- >He's also transported to the abandoned warehouse district
- >"Oh no! What do we do?"
- >"Well you need a tail, darling!"
- >Rarity has appeared behind you
- >She wants to be the tailzord
- >She keeps poking your butt with her horn
- "STOP THAT!"
- >You swing Luna at her and she gets the point
- "We have to summon more power! Ladies! CHANNEL THAT SEX DRIVE!"
- The combination of the 4 alicorns magic and orgasms causes the Rapezord to triple in size, rivalling Discord
- >You summon the Rapezord sword
- >It's a giant dragon dildo
- >Discord suddenly looks scared
- >"No, NO!"
- >You slash at him from about half a mile away
- >A diagonal beam of light is drawn in midair and goes speeding towards him.
- >Discord explodes in a huge ball of fire, destroying the abandoned warehouse district
- >The bloodshed in the inappropriately named abandoned warehouse district killed 5 schools and levelled half a residential zone
- >A memorial will be erected to remember the fallen
- >It'll take months to recover from the economic damage
- >You look at discord's remains
- >There's your wallet!
- GOOD END
- SEQUEL:http://pastebin.com/QJwSftNf
- THREEQUEL:http://pastebin.com/Y5WHYdwH
- Writers: Alex, Narrator of Flutterrape, Clever Dick
- People laughing as we wrote: That one guy, Brave Little Pyro, Picklehead42
- Royal Pickler: Picklehead42
- Person who keeps asking for a cameo: Jammy
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