E-Pênis script para HexChat (Windows)

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
#
#   epenis.py
#
#       Copyright 2011 sharch <sharch@thegame.com>
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#   Displays you e-penis size based on system uptime. Usage: /epenis


__module_name__ = "E-Penis"
__module_version__ = "0.2"
__module_description__ = "Exibe o tamanho do seu e-penis baseado no uptime do sistema"
__module_author__ = "sharch"

import hexchat
import math

try:
    # So many broken ctypeses out there.
    import ctypes
    import struct
except ImportError:
    ctypes = None

def uptime_windows():
    """
    Returns uptime in seconds or None, on Windows. Warning: may return
    incorrect answers after 49.7 days on versions older than Vista.
    """
    if hasattr(ctypes, 'windll') and hasattr(ctypes.windll, 'kernel32'):
        lib = ctypes.windll.kernel32
            # Windows CE uses the cdecl calling convention.
    else:
        try:
            lib = ctypes.CDLL('coredll.lib')
        except (AttributeError, OSError):
            return None

    if hasattr(lib, 'GetTickCount64'):
        # Vista/Server 2008 or later.
        lib.GetTickCount64.restype = ctypes.c_uint64
        return lib.GetTickCount64() / 1000.
    if hasattr(lib, 'GetTickCount'):
        # WinCE and Win2k or later; gives wrong answers after 49.7 days.
        lib.GetTickCount.restype = ctypes.c_uint32
        return lib.GetTickCount() / 1000.
    return None

def doEpenis(word, word_eol, userdata):
    size = round((math.sqrt((0.0005 * uptime_windows())) * 2.540),2)
    penis = '=' * int(size)
    sperm = '~°'

    if int(size) > 10:
        sperm = '~° ' * (int(size) / 10)

    hexchat.command('SAY Baseado no uptime do sistema, meu e-pênis mede \002' + str(size).replace('.',',') + '\002cm. 8' + penis + 'D ' + sperm)
    return hexchat.EAT_ALL

hexchat.hook_command('epenis', doEpenis, help='epenis - Exibe o tamanho do seu e-penis baseado no uptime do sistema')