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- >Wake up in a field
- >Ain't feelin like no Pdiddy no eminem not like a real nigga fo sho!
- Bitch tits, where the f*ck are my homies, where the f*ck is my home
- >Suddenly, yellow horse pops up, picking flowers
- Yo It's a yellow horse! HAHAHAHA! I gotta take a pic of dis shit
- >The yellow horse jumps 4 feet in the air as soon as you say yo
- >Snap a picture of her
- >"H-h-hello??"
- HOLY SHIT! THIS HORSE IS TALKIN! I must be trippin since I jus thought u talked!
- >"W-well I am t-talking. S-so do all my f-f-friends..."
- THERE ARE MORE OF YOU! AHAHAHAHA oh jesus, if my sis Laquesha was here, she'd be flippin a shit
- 1/x
- >"W-what are you!?"
- A real nigga, fo sho!
- >"A... A nigga?"
- Yeah a real nigga! Jus like Snoop dog! Like my buddy Tyrone!
- >"I gotta tell Twilight, f-follow me!"
- Ok, as long as we swing by mcdiddies for a big mac
- >"Big macintosh? You know him?!"
- Yeah Big mac, is a tasty fuckin meal, I get one erry time I go to mcdonalds.
- >"B-big macintosh isn't a meal... He's a pony"
- Not in my world he ain't, comeon, les go.
- >Walking with that damn Yellow nigga down to ponyville was the easy part, hand resting on yo gat just incase some goddamn poleec show up.
- >Rap the entire way there
- 2/x
- >Eventually yellow quiet starts getting her jimmies in a bunch over the lyrics
- >"Pop a cap in yo ass, shank yo homie in the ass, shank yo buddy in the throat, what kind of a song is this?"
- Ain't ever heard of rap? You mus' be missing out
- >"Yes in fact, I have heard rap, and It's nothing as violent and cruel as what you are singing."
- Sheet nigga, yo world must be real peaceful, no 5-0 shootin yo homies over a pack a skittles or nothin
- >"That's right, Equestria is known for its low crime rate, I don't even think I've heard anyone 'Shanking his homie in the chest with his Budk Katana' "
- Then you is missin out! Real niggas stick together, thick an thin. U shank my homie, I shank yours!
- >"C-can't you just... I dunno, talk it out?" yellow quiet muttered
- Nah, we talk all da damn time, that's what gets us in these ar-gu-ment-zz
- >By now yellow quiet is visibly rustled.
- 3/x
- >By now you've reached the outside of town
- >Walking inside you see all the goddamn horses staring at you like you are kfc
- Yo whachu lookin at u racis ass honkey
- >"N-nothing"
- Yeah that's what I thought, cracka.
- >Continue down until reaching a gigantic tree, with a door about shoulder height.
- Sheet this place is real classy, something like my cousin' rolo would live in.
- >Yellow nigga knocks on the door, and a purple horse walks out
- >"Hi twili-"
- YO THIS PONY LOOK LIKE GRAPE DRANK
- >"Huh" the purple one says
- YOU LOOK LIKE GRAPE DRANK!
- >"Fluttershy... Uhh... Who is this? And more importantly, what is it?"
- Yo my name is anon, hey u got any grape drank grape drank horse, I bet you even taste like grape drank
- >"I found him in the forest... and he's awful violent"
- Yo I ain't violent, not until one of my niggas get shanked or arrested! Then I get violent.
- 4/x
- >"I just... I uhh... Well Anon It's nice meeting you, but I have to... uhh, run errands! Yeah that's it, run errands"
- WHACHU A RACIS OR SOMETHIN
- >Walking up to the grape drank pony, you shove her
- >"Hey what the heck man, I'm warning you to stop that"
- Whachu gunna do about it
- >Suddenly her horn shoots alive and you feel a slight tugging on your shirt
- >She's straining heavily,
- Da fuq are you doing
- >She gives up and let's out a heavy breath
- Pfft that's what I thought, pussy ass horse thing. Can't even fight. Whatever, im hungry. Yo yellow thing, can we go catch a bite
- >When you turn around, yellow quiet is nowhere to be found, and the door behind you slams
- Da fuq. Fuck you stupid horses, u all racis, never seen a blackman before.
- >Walk away and towards what looks like a restaurant.
- 5/x
- >End up walking down the the restaurant, the snoody waiters staring at you.
- Yo whachu lookin at, I want a meal.
- >"err, yes! Right away sir!"
- >Sitting down to a table, the waiter arrives to take your order
- Yo why da fuq is all the food hay, or flowers. Doncha got any meat?
- >"You mean like pulp?"
- No like chicken
- >Everyone is shocked and staring at you like you are crazy
- What the fuck is wrong wichu niggas. Don't eat meat?
- >Walking away, you pull out your gat, a chromed Jennings J-22, and a Chromed Lorcin
- If I can't eat no meat at restaurants, I'll just shoot something
- >End up walking to a tree house again, with animals all around it
- >BANG BANG, you shoot a rabbit in the face
- >It doubles over, you gut it and strip it, leaving its guts near the pathway
- >Walking to the forest, you start cooking it, it sizzles on the fire
- >"T-THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY WHO KILLED ANGEL!"
- >Turning you face three angry guards
- Shit the 5-0
- >You pulled out your Lorcin right as they lunged, and started firing
- >POP POP they drop like rocks
- Sheet nigga
- >Run innawoods
- 6/x
- >You been runnin all this time through the forest, you finally take a rest down by a tree
- Sheet they gunna put me in prison, and I know what happens in prison, my uncle bubba... I'll neva forgive that wacky ass nigga for what he did to me.
- >Suddenly, rustling from behind you.
- >You slowly turn and see a gigantic ass kitty
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- >"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- >You start sprinting away at a speed over mach 1, Usian bolt would be proud
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- >"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
- >By now you've shit your britches, which didn't really fall into your pants on account of how low they are, it flew into the cat's face
- >It suddenly tumbles downward, you slow to a hault
- PffffhhhhAHAHAHAH! LOOK AT THIS UGLY CAT! CAN'T EVEN CHASE DOWN A REAL NIGGA LIKE ME!
- >Pullin' out your gat you aim at it holding the gun sideways, shooting three shots at it
- >Which only one hit.
- >You casually walk off, Swag levels at 9001 percent.
- Man I love being a nigga.
- 7/x
- >You slow to catch your breath, all that kfc was getting to your heart
- >You were now at some wacky ass honkey castle in the middle of the forest
- >You casually strolled around, seeing all the gay ass tapestries hanging from the walls
- Pfffff.... Honkeys ain't know no style don't they?
- >Suddenly, you hear something moving
- YO WHO'S THERE!?!
- >"We are here, who goes there peasant?"
- YO IMMA REAL NIGGA! Who are you!
- >"A r-real nigga..."
- >Suddenly a gigantic horse thing colored like darker grape drank emerged
- >"WHACHU SAY NIGGA?!?"
- YO IT'S LIKE MY CUZ ROCHELLE IS HERE!
- >"YO, YOU LIKE RAPE!?!"
- RAP? YEAH I LIKE RAP!
- >"NO, RAPE"
- RAPE? NO I DON'T LIKE RAPE
- >Suddenly the horse grew a gigantic ass nigga cock, 3 feet long, short compared to your own
- NNNNNNOOOPPPEE!! THIS BITCH IS WACK!
- >You sprinted with the speed of 1,000 kenyans out the door
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
- >Was heard from miles away.
- 8/x
- >Suddenly you had a heart attack during the running
- >You collapsed in pain
- If only... I didn't eat that 27 piece meal from KFC
- >As you were dying that gigantic ass nigga horse mounted you
- >You tried to scream as she raped you but you couldn't
- >You died in the forest by the hands of a horse having a nigga moment
- 9/9
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