Big zebra story for all you ziggerlovers :^D

>It was an unusually cold night, unlike ny other seen in Ponyville
>It was so cold -- this december night -- that Milky Way's soft and plush nips had hardened into stone
>Amongst the snowy backdrop, we find our hero Anon, on a fast track to his icy death
>A tiny little retard like him should be inside, snuggled up with his waifu, of which he had none
>Our inch-tall protagonist had nigh a waifu nor a home
>He mainly drank vodka and squatted to stay warm in the winters
>But tonight he was adventuring in the snow
>He looked up at the moon and wondered if anyone knew he existed, maybe Luna had seen one of his dreams
>He trudged on, looking for vodka and cigarettes
>He made his way towards Berry Punch's place
>On a night like this she'd be shitfaced and out cold on the floor
>Perfect to snag some vodka from
>In the darkness he barely even noticed the looming shadow approach him from behind
>"What are you doing in the snow?"
>Anon turns around to a set of hooves buried in the snow
>His neck cranes as he looks up at the striped face looking down at him from her cloak
>"You'll catch your death, you know." she continues
>Anon stares in shock at the zebra
>He'd wondered if he'd been invisible at times, due to his unknown nature
>"Do you have the strength to speak? Or do you find yourself too weak?"
>Anon is still in awe
>He can barely draw a voice from his tiny chords
"I'll have one vodka and cigarette please."
>"If to this post you don't reply, then your mom will surely die."