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Harbingers: Eagles 2

Jul 30th, 2012
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  1. > Fluffies who survive lay moaning for huggies and the huwties to go away
  2. > The dogs descend on mares and dams
  3. > One screaming dam in the jaws of a dog gives birth while being shaken
  4. > The now flying foals die on impact with the hard ground
  5. > They never even get to call for help
  6. > Screams and bodies fill the air as the cavalry strike down dozens, dogs rip into the herd, and eagles swoop down sewing fear
  7. > Many fluffies escape into the tree line horses, men, and dogs chasing the escaping fluffy swarm
  8. > Other ENFF units try to prevent escape and contain the fluffies through various means ranging from bulldozer walls, zip ties, and portable fences
  9. > ENFF-E1 unlike most lives for the chase
  10. > Eagles relish in the hunt
  11. > Axes cleave skulls, swords slice soft bodies, spears gorge, and even an archer sew death into the retreating fluffies
  12. > Through the woods horses easily chase down and trample fluffies while their riders gorge the screaming, pleading, shitting bodies
  13. > Dogs rapidly make their way through the light brush as they tear into screaming families
  14. > "Mummah nuu! Hewp mummah! Nuu huwty bad munstah! I giff big owwies if you nuu stawp... N-now.. now weave bad munstah... ow fwuffy gif big oww-iEEEEESSS!!"
  15. > The few remaining fluffies in the field cover their eyes in an attempt to hide as the weary men and animals return fluffy fluids covering them
  16. > The rather medieval display takes two hours
  17. > With men, animals, and the few surviving fluffies exhausted the infantry in the woods move into the once happy and peaceful pasture
  18. > Now stained with the corpses and fluids of dead and dying fluffies
  19. > Moans and pleas hang in the air
  20. > Armed with now dripping weapons they descend upon the surviving fluffies
  21. > Begging for their lives the pleas fall on deaf ears
  22. > "P-hh p-wease hh- hhewp fwuffy... F- fwuffy bii- hhiiig huwties, mistah, hewp fwuffy, he-"
  23. > A flash of metal is the last sight many see
  24. > Few even manage to cry out as they are snuffed from existence
  25. > Over the next thirty minutes the animals and men are cleaned and fed
  26. > The few living fluffies are brought to the camp fire bound by twine
  27. > "yuu.. yuu... nuu huwt fwuffy? Bwing fwuffy home? Yuu new daddeh?"
  28. > Their fate is the worst
  29. > The fluffies are skinned, cooked, and eaten by the hunters and their animals
  30. > Eagles get the heart, dogs get legs, hunters eat the meat off the back
  31. > Their screams echo through the woods
  32. > A warning to the few surviving fluffies
  33. > With the meal over, animals fed, and everyone relatively clean the cleanup team is called to cleanse the area
  34. > The exhausted but satisfied eagles return to their vehicles
  35. > Some of them will return to work today
  36. > Others head back to HQ for some R&R
  37. > Each of these men have personally slain thousands of fluffies
  38. > With hands, steel, and fury they protect the capital from fluffy herds
  39. > They are the first and finest
  40. > 1st company Eagles
  41. > Harbingers of fluffy ponies
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