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- > Fluffies who survive lay moaning for huggies and the huwties to go away
- > The dogs descend on mares and dams
- > One screaming dam in the jaws of a dog gives birth while being shaken
- > The now flying foals die on impact with the hard ground
- > They never even get to call for help
- > Screams and bodies fill the air as the cavalry strike down dozens, dogs rip into the herd, and eagles swoop down sewing fear
- > Many fluffies escape into the tree line horses, men, and dogs chasing the escaping fluffy swarm
- > Other ENFF units try to prevent escape and contain the fluffies through various means ranging from bulldozer walls, zip ties, and portable fences
- > ENFF-E1 unlike most lives for the chase
- > Eagles relish in the hunt
- > Axes cleave skulls, swords slice soft bodies, spears gorge, and even an archer sew death into the retreating fluffies
- > Through the woods horses easily chase down and trample fluffies while their riders gorge the screaming, pleading, shitting bodies
- > Dogs rapidly make their way through the light brush as they tear into screaming families
- > "Mummah nuu! Hewp mummah! Nuu huwty bad munstah! I giff big owwies if you nuu stawp... N-now.. now weave bad munstah... ow fwuffy gif big oww-iEEEEESSS!!"
- > The few remaining fluffies in the field cover their eyes in an attempt to hide as the weary men and animals return fluffy fluids covering them
- > The rather medieval display takes two hours
- > With men, animals, and the few surviving fluffies exhausted the infantry in the woods move into the once happy and peaceful pasture
- > Now stained with the corpses and fluids of dead and dying fluffies
- > Moans and pleas hang in the air
- > Armed with now dripping weapons they descend upon the surviving fluffies
- > Begging for their lives the pleas fall on deaf ears
- > "P-hh p-wease hh- hhewp fwuffy... F- fwuffy bii- hhiiig huwties, mistah, hewp fwuffy, he-"
- > A flash of metal is the last sight many see
- > Few even manage to cry out as they are snuffed from existence
- > Over the next thirty minutes the animals and men are cleaned and fed
- > The few living fluffies are brought to the camp fire bound by twine
- > "yuu.. yuu... nuu huwt fwuffy? Bwing fwuffy home? Yuu new daddeh?"
- > Their fate is the worst
- > The fluffies are skinned, cooked, and eaten by the hunters and their animals
- > Eagles get the heart, dogs get legs, hunters eat the meat off the back
- > Their screams echo through the woods
- > A warning to the few surviving fluffies
- > With the meal over, animals fed, and everyone relatively clean the cleanup team is called to cleanse the area
- > The exhausted but satisfied eagles return to their vehicles
- > Some of them will return to work today
- > Others head back to HQ for some R&R
- > Each of these men have personally slain thousands of fluffies
- > With hands, steel, and fury they protect the capital from fluffy herds
- > They are the first and finest
- > 1st company Eagles
- > Harbingers of fluffy ponies
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