Paranoia: Subs with a Platypus

Never tell your password to anyone.
Dom3k: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBMwO0Mchxw&feature=related
Friend Computer: We can start now, if you guys want.
Dom3k: Can we?
Dom3k: Can we?
Lectorog: Fine with me.
Friend Computer: I can only go until 6:00 PM EST, though, I promised a friend I would do something with him.
Julius Clonkus entered chat.
Friend Computer: Anyway
Lectorog has changed their name to Aaro-O-IWK-3.
Julius Clonkus: //What's happening here today
Friend Computer: // Paranoia, I'm hosting.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: A game is happening.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: It's happening.
Julius Clonkus: //Well I don't have time.
Julius Clonkus: //Just so you know. Sorry.
Julius Clonkus left chat.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: BAD WOLF.
Friend Computer: When we last left off you were flying towards LPFD with saucer meatball subs.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: Yes.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: And a platypus.
Friend Computer: And comically large cigars.
Friend Computer: So, who is flying?
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Weiss, I think.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //as usual
Friend Computer: Weiss tries to start the saucer but the gnine doesn't start!
Weiss-O-ELF-3 tries again.
Friend Computer: Weiss manages to start the saucer
Friend Computer: Suddenly, you recieve an Incoming transmission!
Weiss-O-ELF-3 sighs, and lets it come through
Friend Computer: The transmission appears to be from a Green Intsec officer.
Friend Computer: "Surrender yourselves or we will shoot you down."
Aaro-O-IWK-3: Meh.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Open canopy, fire missile.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 unloads his rail belt on them, alongside fhtagn.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // So apparently my upload speed is capped
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Just went through a shakedown with an acquaintance of mine who is a computer tech
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Do we even know what we're firing at?
Friend Computer: Fhtagn opens the canopy to fire, but doesn't know what kind of vehicle to look for.
Friend Computer: Weiss manages to spot an Intsec hovertank on the ground.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: "you sure you want to fuck with us, because the last guys who tried got their asses blown up."
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 SCAN FOR HOSTILE, FIRE MISSILE.
Friend Computer: The transmission has ended.
Karlito entered chat.
Karlito left chat.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: Lets play.
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires a missile a misses. The resulting explosion causes a large crater to the side of the tank.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: So, more tanks then?
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: Eh, lets just hurry up and fly back.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: Not in mood for wasting money
Aaro-O-IWK-3: They'll keep sending things at us and we'll shoot it down. Simple system.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 closes the canopy, and sets off (never shut it off, I assume.)
Friend Computer: You continue flying towards the LPFD.
Friend Computer: Eventually you arrive at the LPFD.
Friend Computer: With intsec on your tail.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: Fire super charged las smg burst at htem
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // them*
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Lol forgot me
Weiss-O-ELF-3 gets out, and unloads the entire belt of spikes on them.  (ZAP)
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Fire super charged las-smg burst at intsec chasers.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Does the LPFD have a built-in defense system?
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires a burst of lasers at the Intsec fliers.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_qitjV2qI
Friend Computer: Two of the shots hit it, making two holes in it's wing.
Friend Computer: It begins spiralling downwards
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Continue shooting down hostiles
Friend Computer: Weiss unloads on a tank, landing seven spike in it.
Friend Computer: The tank explodes.
Aaro-O-IWK-3 gets out his chain lasgun and fires at the hostiles
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // GOnna have to teach the kobold some proper railgun SCIENCE
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // What are you talking about?
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Nothing, nothing at all.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 FIRE LE LASERS
Friend Computer: One of the tanks fires at the LPFD
Friend Computer: it hits, causing an explosioN!
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // That tank pilot isn't smart.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // if we're recharging the sudden overload could frak up the AC power system.
Friend Computer: You can see liquid, which you recognize as the same liquid that is in the cloning vats in R&D.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 grabs a parachute from inside the Saucer
Friend Computer: It spills out of the hole.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: No!
Aaro-O-IWK-3: Yeah, that's probably not good.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Runs deeper into the motorpool, and gets ready for a sprint.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 Puts on the parachute, and jumps off the LPFD, and attempts to land on a tank.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // What all is attacking us?
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Le tanks
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: / Intsec fliers
Friend Computer: Lands safely, about 5 meters away from a tank.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 fires at the tank's ammo storage.
Aaro-O-IWK-3 looks around the motorpool for vehicles
Friend Computer: Weiss fires at the tank but misses the ammo storage.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: Platypus, drop the meatball subs and avenge your comrades!
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Was gonna land on the tank transferring all my force to it ripping it to shreds given 492 metres, but 35% chance of success. Fhtagj
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Fhtang
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // FHTAGN
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Go to edge of motorpool and fire missiles at hostile tanks.
Friend Computer: A saucer descends out of the LPFD and begins firing lasers from its sides.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 is now playing NEOTOKYO°. Click here to join.
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires three missiles at the tanks, one hits a tank dead on, the other hits the side of a tank, and the third hits a nearby building.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 runs into a neaby building, that Fhtagn hasn't shot up
Friend Computer: The saucer that descended from the LPFD begins spinning very quickly
Weiss-O-ELF-3 ducks for cover
Friend Computer: The various cannons and lasers mounted to its sides begin firing rapidly
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICsZE17MHwA&feature=related
Friend Computer: It begins flying around the enemy reinforcements, decimating the tanks and fliers.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 FIRE LE MISSILES AT HOSTILES?
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires more missiles at the tanks that are rolling towards the LPFD
Weiss-O-ELF-3: // what do Daleks have to do with any of this?
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Everything.
Friend Computer: One hits a tank dead on, the other two land in front of the incoming tank creating a rather deep pit.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Look for missile canisters.
Friend Computer: Fhtagn returns to the supply room to recquisition more missiles.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 fires at a few of the tanks.
Friend Computer: // *requisition
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Recquisition.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // requazishun
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Requisition apparently.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Stupid google, recquisition sounds more appropiate.
Friend Computer: Weiss fires at one of the incoming tanks, causing it to explode.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Returns back armed with MISSILE CANISTER UPGRADE! *music*
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Macross missile spam enemies.
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires several missiles, they land on the street creating a second pit.
Friend Computer: The first pit has been filled in by fallen tanks.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Fhtagn, you have terrible aim.
Friend Computer: Robots begin rushing towards the tanks from a nearby building.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // No, I'm just creative.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: ONWARD MY MINIONS!  KILL THEM ALL!
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // The pilots are stupid enough to go in the pits and get stuck.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // But they'll learn soon enough. I hope.
Friend Computer: The tanks begin firing at the robots.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 fires at the tanks in return.
Friend Computer: Weiss fires at the oncoming tanks, managing to detonate three of them.
Friend Computer: Above, you can see bombers and fliers flying in to assist the tanks.
Friend Computer: One of the bombers crashes into a nearby saucer
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Returns with a flak cannon
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 Fires at the aircraft!
Weiss-O-ELF-3 fires at the fliers, aiming for the cockpits.
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires a cannon at the aircraft, causing a large explosion.
Friend Computer: Several aircraft are engulfed by the explosion.
Friend Computer: \
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 FIRE MORE.
Friend Computer: Weiss fires at the several other aircrafts, causing them to spiral downwards.
Friend Computer: Fhtagn fires the cannon once more, detonating the rest of the aircraft.
Friend Computer: Only the tanks remain.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 fires at the tanks.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: Where is the platypus?
Friend Computer: Weiss, assisted by Aaro in a saucer, pick off the remaining tanks.
Aaro-O-IWK-3 returns to the LPFD
Weiss-O-ELF-3 finds a way back onto the LPFF
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //LPFD
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //*
Friend Computer: The Platypus informs you that it is lunch time in R&D
Aaro-O-IWK-3 goes to R&D
Weiss-O-ELF-3 goes to check on the damage in the cloning.
Friend Computer: In R&D you see that several of the cloning tubes containing fetuses have been lost.
Friend Computer: None of the animals you created are lost.
Friend Computer: Also both the platypus and Fhtagn are eating meatball subs.
Weiss-O-ELF-3 goes to his Club.
Aaro-O-IWK-3 joins them in eating meatball subs
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-animal-captions-animal-capshunz-the-feathered-revolution-begins.jpg
Weiss-O-ELF-3: "I'll be serving drinks at the bar if you need me."
Weiss-O-ELF-3: "At my club, I mean"
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //MISSION COMPLETE
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // So then.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // We get monies now
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // ?
Friend Computer: // +300 credits apeice
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Only 300?
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Considering we were never briefed for a mission in the first place, I'm happy we're getting paid.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // We engineered an uber alliance.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // I need credits.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Credits.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Stopped multiple invasions
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // I am broke.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // And got italian meatball subs.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //and cigars
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // We could sell the subs.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //a box for each of us
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // And cigars.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //OR
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //I could sell them at my club
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // R&D has claimed the subs I think.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Will you give us some of the profit?
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // They were all eating them
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //yes
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // I support Weiss's plan.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // So is that it for today?
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // WE just started basicly.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // But he needs to leave in 40 minutes.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // 45.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // 5:14 PM here.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Timezones and stuff
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Unless its something different, GM.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //^^
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Friend Computer: I can only go until 6:00 PM EST, though, I promised a friend I would do something with him.
Friend Computer: //  Same timezone as you, Fhtagn/
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Am I the only CST here?
Weiss-O-ELF-3: //oich, its been awhile since I've played any MMOs...
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // East coast.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2: // Guess we stop here.
Aaro-O-IWK-3: // Eating subs with a platypus and clubbing seems like a good place to stop.
Fhtagn-O-WTF-2 has changed their name to Dom3k.
Weiss-O-ELF-3: later
Friend Computer: Later
Friend Computer left chat.
Pendragon left chat.
Aaro-O-IWK-3 has changed their name to Lectorog.
Dom3k left chat.