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- >Be Rainbow
- >History class
- >I’d rather be dead than here
- >The professor is an absolute idiot who can’t teach a real history class to save his life
- >I really want the day to end already so I can go to practice
- >Some action, that’s what I need alright!!
- >Gosh!!!! why is it so freaking boring?
- >There’s no one to talk or anything to do during this class period
- >Well, there’s Twilight, but she seems to be enjoying the funerary ceremony
- >No way she’s gonna want to talk to me
- >There’s Tim over there…
- >nah, he’s real asshole
- >the guy’s been hitting on me for since the beginning of middle school
- >eww!! He just took his finger out of his nose and put it right into his mouth!
- [audible cringing]
- >Gross
- >The hipster dude with the orange-scarf-thingy who occasionally talks to Norman fell asleep on the desk that’s in front of mine.
- >Total dick. Don’t even know how Norms would ever hang out with this moron.
- >I don’t even know him. Heh
- >Then on my rear is Mrs. Fuck You All to Hell, also known as Sunset Shimmer looking into her pocket mirror.
- >Today seems to be her day off from being an annoying bitch.
- >I hate this class so much
- >Norman
- >Yeah, I had this random thought about him earlier
- >haven’t been able to hang out with him for some time now
- >He’s got really cool hair.
- >I kinda like it.
- >Like… a lot
- >And his neck
- >And his chest
- >And his stupid rock hard abs
- >Those thighs
- >I want to roll my hands all over his back so bad
- >Squeeze his manly solid ass
- >don’t even get me started with his arms
- >ohh God. His glorious shaft standing waiting for me to-
- >Damn it Norman, I’m totally biting my lip here
- >I think I got wet too
- >wait
- >Fuck
- >Rainbow Dash, what the fuck have you done!!!
- >Why did put all of that into paper?
- >whatthefuckwasieventhinkingforfuckssake.webm
- *RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGG*
- >Save by the bell!
- >Quickly Rainbow Dash!!
- >To the locker!
- >Hide the evidence.
- >There will be time to destroy it later.
- >Be Norman
- >Heading to next class
- >Gotta pick up the stupid textbook
- >Gonna have to make a somewhat unscheduled visit to my locker
- >Maybe take a piss afterwards
- [Yawning Intensifies]
- BAM!!
- >Holy fuck. What the hell happened?
- >“Hey, watch where you-
- >God damn it, Blue
- >“Norman!! ah-uh. hi!”
- >all her stuff and mine lies strewn across the hallway floor, like confetti on a street after a parade.
- “What’s the hurry, huh?”
- >N-none! None at all. hehe!”
- “Geesh. Try to take it easy from here on out, alright?
- >She snatches one of my own papers right off my hand
- >“hey! Wait that’s my binder!”
- >”S-sorry! Talk to ya later, Norms!”
- >She desperately shoves the damn thing onto my chest
- >No need to be so aggressive
- “Later”
- >Shit
- >She didn’t even bother to tuck the papers inside the sleeves
- >what a fucking mess
- >open the binder to tidy up a bit
- >whatthefuckisthishit.avi
- >where did these Renaissance paintings of me and my beanie come from?
- >Is this really a depiction of me?
- >God damn it, I look hot in these!!
- >whoa!!
- >I don’t think my dick is remotely as monstrous as this thing.
- >I’ve got to show these to Brad
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