PeriIgnatius

Ignatius: Mom, step back. I'll find a way to deal with these robbers...
...What? Why are you just staring at me like that?

Peri: Why're you so kind?

Ignatius: ...Uh...?

Peri: It's way too suspicious! I'm nowhere near that kind, right!? If you're actually my child, then you're supposed to be more selfish!

Ignatius: [Sigh]...maybe I just took after Dad more...

Peri: No! That's no fair! You're MY child! So I want you to take after ME!

Ignatius: "Selfish" definitely fits...

Peri: Ignatius, start being like me right now! If you don't, I'll cry!

Ignatius: Calm down...Mom...there are ways I act like you, too..

Peri: Really!? Then tell me, come on!

Ignatius: ...I want some of your home cooking.

Peri: ...Huh?

Ignatius: Make some for me right now, and maybe I'll tell you...that's my one condition.

Peri: I-I can't do it right now! I don't have any ingredients!

Ignatius: Well then, I'm not telling you...it has to be now...

Peri: Quit being so selfish already! I'll cook for you later, alright!? ...Wait. That selfishness...maybe that's how you're like me! You really are my child, after all! We're exactly alike!

Ignatius: [Sigh]...seems like she's finally convinced...

Peri: Of course we're alike, I am your mother! I'm so so so happy!

Ignatius: Geez...what a pain...